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[Elchele]

You won the league and are in the semi-finals of the Champions League.

#fuckselfentitledungratefulberks

what is a berk arnie

It would have been more difficult to lose the league than winning it, considering the quality in our squad and the huge momentum the team had after last season. Also, until a few weeks ago, we still had "left overs" of Heynckes' counter-attacking (Pep mentioned this in a press conference).

We out-muscled most teams, with our world class players and with tactics unfamiliar to coaches in the BL. Also, Dortmund were at their weakest this season with all the injuries and re-building their squad without Gotze and Gundogan.

Next season will be much more interesting and "telling". The good coaches in the BL already have figured out Pep's Bayern, next season it won't be easy for Pep if he keeps playing like this.

Pep is a great coach, there's no doubt, but he's way too inexperienced and stubborn to coach a team that doesn't suit his style. He's a one trick guy.

 

[Mr.Marston]

Despite the crappiness on show in those Giroud gifs I would prefer if we kept him around when we buy a striker.

 

[Yen]

what is a berk arnie

 

[Broder Salsa]

 

[Frustrated_me]

Another point I want to make about Benzema is how lately he's been using his body to control the ball. He'll be receiving a long ball for example, spots a runner and by the time he controls the ball down he's already passing it to the runner.. Perfect counter-attack.

He's done this so many times lately. Good stuff from a top-tier striker, clearly his best season overall.

 

[Linius]

So Footy bros, have y'all been listening to Damon Albarns solo record yet? Right in the feels.

 

[Elchele]

Kroos was really impressing yesterday, tho. The only highlight of the season

This is the first time I saw him playing the Schweinsteiger role perfectly, and even better because he has better vision and passing. He doesn't look slow and stiff anymore, he is now making tackles and headers, running(!) and getting involved in every play.

Heynckes advised him to stay, and Kroos said this before the RM match:

Kroos :"In the end, it's about me and my future. There are a few people whose advice you value, and that includes Jupp Heynckes. It was exciting to hear what he thinks. "

pretty sure he'll stay

 

[KidA Seven]

TOP TIER

When Welbeck was 18 in 2007-08 his stats in the youth teams were:
-9 goals 14 starts (u18)
-7 goals 11 starts (u21)

James Wilson 2013-14
-5 goals 6 games (u18)
-8 goals 10 starts (u21)

So Wilson has done better than Welbeck at youth levels and is more complete. Excellent.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGSHIidlesQ


Fuck your Harry Wilsons and Jordan Rossiters Liverpool.

 

[Arnie]

what is a berk arnie

It would have been more difficult to lose the league than winning it, considering the quality in our squad and the huge momentum the team had after last season. Also, until a few weeks ago, we still had "left overs" of Heynckes' counter-attacking (Pep mentioned this in a press conference).

We out-muscled most teams, with our world class players and with tactics unfamiliar to coaches in the BL. Also, Dortmund were at their weakest this season with all the injuries and re-building their squad without Gotze and Gundogan.

Next season will be much more interesting and "telling". The good coaches in the BL already have figured out Pep's Bayern, next season it won't be easy for Pep if he keeps playing like this.

Pep is a great coach, there's no doubt, but he's way too inexperienced and stubborn to coach a team that doesn't suit his style. He's a one trick guy.

In fairness you're making sense.

I hope he does get found out. It'll be jokes.

 

[Salvadora]

Despite the crappiness on show in those Giroud gifs I would prefer if we kept him around when we buy a striker.

By virtue of having no other choice, sure.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

So Footy bros, have y'all been listening to Damon Albarns solo record yet? Right in the feels.

He's a cunt

 

[Frustrated_me]

Pep is a great coach, there's no doubt, but he's way too inexperienced and stubborn to coach a team that doesn't suit his style. He's a one trick guy.

 

[Linius]

He's a cunt

 

[Splatt]

"If you shoot outside the box, I'll break your left leg in half"

 

[Arnie]

Harry Wilson could go either way but Rossiter is GOAT.

You know it, I know it, it is known.

In your heart of hearts you know this new foetus you're pimping isn't elite-tier. He's just the best of an unspectacular bunch.

Rossiter is blinding. Rodgers had already talked about him in press conferences. Knows the lad's gonna be big.

 

[Elchele]

Linius stop with your hipster music

 

[Vivalaraza]

Didn't Guardiola say he was going to adapt to Bayern instead of them adapting to him, something like that.

Liar.

Harry Wilson could go either way but Rossiter is GOAT.

You know it, I know it, it is known.

In your heart of hearts you know this new foetus you're pimping isn't elite-tier. He's just the best of an unspectacular bunch.

Rossiter is blinding. Rodgers had already talked about him in press conferences. Knows the lad's gonna be big.

We will get to see Rossiter up close soon. 2 games vs United coming up. Our midfield is basically just 3 Tunnicliffe's. His career might be over within days.

 

[Elchele]

Didn't Guardiola say he was going to adapt to Bayern instead of them adapting to him, something like that.

Liar.

He's pretty good with the bullshit

 

[KidA Seven]

Didn't Guardiola say he was going to adapt to Bayern instead of them adapting to him, something like that.

Liar.



We will get to see Rossiter up close soon. 2 games vs United coming up. Our midfield is basically just 3 Tunnicliffe's. His career might be over within days.

Pearson is a nasty little cunt.


I feel bad for Rossiter.

 

[Meier]

I would rather have Aguero than Benzema.

This is like saying I'd rather get a blowjob than be shot in the face. It's a universal truth.

 

[wedward]

I bet someone could find three gifs of Giroud wonder goals

There are 3 from this season alone.

Aguero over Benzema is a no brainer.

I'd take Benz over Sturridge though.

 

[Arnie]

Pearson is a nasty little cunt.


I feel bad for Rossiter.

Don't feel bad for someone who will one day earn over a hundred thousand pounds per week.

If he were at United he already would.

 

[LegoArmo]

Welbeck's chip against Swansea was perfect. One of the best executed I've seen.

Too bad it didn't work like that when he tried it against Bayern. I like that he tries stuff.

 

[Frustrated_me]

Love how all the Bayern fans are so salty towards Pep but dont fully show it, a lot of "he better or else!" threats.

:lol

 

[Linius]

Linius stop with your hipster music

If Damon Albarn is hipster then you support a small club.

pls

 

[wedward]

Pearson is a nasty little cunt.


I feel bad for Rossiter.

Dan Crowley will be better than all of them.

 

[subtles]

Benzema seriously stagnated for a while after moving to Madrid. He eventually found his feet, and can be brilliant at times, but he feels like lost potential.

 

[arkon]

Welbeck's chip against Swansea was perfect. One of the best executed I've seen.

Too bad it didn't work like that when he tried it against Bayern. I like that he tries stuff.

He's fearless like Ashley Young. Not afraid to try something different.

 

[Vivalaraza]

Welbeck's chip against Swansea was perfect. One of the best executed I've seen.

Too bad it didn't work like that when he tried it against Bayern. I like that he tries stuff.

I like it too - but he really needs to start to show consistent signs of improvement over the next 12-18 months.

 

[KidA Seven]

Dan Crowley will be better than all of them.

Your u21 team is about to get relegated because you have failed to stay in the top half of the table.

 

[Splatt]

Benzema seriously stagnated for a while after moving to Madrid. He eventually found his feet, and can be brilliant at times, but he feels like lost potential.

He has boss beard tho

Wish I could grow one like that

 

[Linius]

I like it too - but he really needs to start to show consistent signs of improvement over the next 12-18 months.

He sounds a lot like Fischer. Sometimes he genuinely amazes me with the things he does but most of the time he's fucking around and doesn't show he can play a consistent good season.

 

[wedward]

Your u21 team is about to get relegated because you have failed to stay in the top half of the table.

he is u18.

 

[Mr.Marston]

By virtue of having no other choice, sure.

Don't forget about Sanogo

 

[KidA Seven]

he is u18.

Good because your current u21 team sucks.

United's is pretty bad too, but managed to end up 4th.

 

[L1NETT]

So Footy bros, have y'all been listening to Damon Albarns solo record yet? Right in the feels.

I quite like it!

Thought it would be rubs (not sure why - tend to be wary of solo albums for some reason) but it's pretty damn good

And lol Damon Albarn is hipster

Blur and Gorillaz, right hipster groups them.

Heavy Seas of Love is the best <3

 

[Vivalaraza]

Apparently RVP is back training.

Mopey Dutch cunt.

I knew he was faking.

 

[wedward]

Good because your current u21 team sucks.

United's is pretty bad too, but managed to end up 4th.

If 2 or 3 of those players make it to the first team I will be happy.

 

[Salvadora]

i can't breathe

 

[Jarnet87]

Apparently RVP is back training.

Mopey Dutch cunt.

I knew he was faking.

Moyes said he would be ready for Norwich or the game after that. I bet Moyes was really looking forward to playing some more awful 4-4-2.

 

[wedward]

i can't breathe

He has the best life.

 

[Scum]

Apparently RVP is back training.

Mopey Dutch cunt.

I knew he was faking.

looooooooooooool.
All in time to greet Daddy Van Ghul.

 

[Linius]

I quite like it!

Thought it would be rubs (not sure why - tend to be wary of solo albums for some reason) but it's pretty damn good

And lol Damon Albarn is hipster

Blur and Gorillaz, right hipster groups them.

With Damon I always had the feeling a solo album would be great. Probably because he's always 80% of the creativity in the things he's done. I think for Blur Graham Coxon can be given a good amount of credits for their music but in his other projects it's mostly Albarn that comes with stuff and approaches the people he wants to work with. With Blur, Gorillaz and The Good, The Bad and The Queen he already showed a lot of different sides. And now there's this moody soul album.

 

[Clegg]

Apparently RVP is back training.

Mopey Dutch cunt.

I knew he was faking.

God, he must've hated Moyes.

Times everything right for the sacking, world cup fitness run, and for his bff to take over.

 

[KidA Seven]

If 2 or 3 of those players make it to the first team I will be happy.

Yep, that's the main goal of every youth team. The reason why I said your team sucks is because a lot of the players, like Eisfeld, seem like they're talented, but don't influence the game much. They don't seem like "certs" and it wouldn't surprise me if they fail or actually do make the step up. A bit like United's Andreas Pereira.

 

[Broder Salsa]

i can't breathe

Nothing will beat the Arshavin camping photos, just stop Arsenal.

Edit : well actually this might

 

[Vivalaraza]

Moyes said he would be ready for Norwich or the game after that. I bet Moyes was really looking forward to playing some more awful 4-4-2.

Hmm, fair enough.

Still, I just know he booked his flight back from Holland as soon as the sacking got confirmed.

 

[Nicktendo86]

Nothing will beat the Arshavin camping photos, just stop Arsenal.

/deceased

 

[wedward]

Yep, that's the main goal of every youth team. The reason why I said your team sucks is because a lot of the players, like Eisfeld, seem like they're talented, but don't influence the game much. They don't seem like "certs" and it wouldn't surprise me if they fail or actually do make the step up. A bit like United's Andreas Pereira.

Yup, that is what it seems like.

Gnabry is a cert.

Bellerin is close. Zelalem I am hopeful.

Toral and Eisfeld seemed like they would make the step up but don't seem to have.

 

[KidA Seven]

My god I'm bored.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObsGsfnFUuw