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[Milchmonster]

Just heard the sad news.

RIP Tito

I really hoped he'd recover but looking back, he looked terrible when he visited Camp Nou a few months ago.

 

[Lambda Pie]

Whatever floats your boat. They should just lock him up for a long, long time. Maybe, just maybe, he'll finally learn something then. But I doubt it since he has the brain of peanut.

there, i changed it to a dutch hero.

any issues with the Lumberjack?

 

[subtles]

If you want to play there for that many years, you better start getting form back Oscar. Otherwise it's straight to PSG.

was it Hazard and Oscar to PSG? Gotta love the papers.

 

[Linius]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zlX0Sm65zA

Oh man, remember these ones?

 

[KidA Seven]

But that means he'll pick Adnan on the left and KidA will have an aneurysm.

I think he had the attackers facing down, so Adnan would start on the right.

People are learning.

He doesn't do this shit on the left.

It's too bad the idiots around Chicha didn't move to give him support. Could have had a good attempt at goal after Newcastle's defense was stretched and all over the place.

 

[Linius]

there, i changed it to a dutch hero.

any issues with the Lumberjack?

He trains in my hometown from time to time. Bonjasky has his own gym over here

 

[Broder Salsa]

was it Hazard and Oscar to PSG? Gotta love the papers.

Both lol.

It's not so much the papers though, as it's PSG actually thinking they can get them.

 

[KidA Seven]

I don't see why Hazard would move to PSG. It's not like he's French. He's already had his time in Ligue 1 and he's moved on from that. Not to mention Chelsea just knocked PSG out of the CL without his contribution in the last match.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

I think he had the attackers facing down, so Adnan would start on the right.

People are learning.

He doesn't do this shit on the left.

It's too bad the idiots around Chicha didn't move to give him support. Could have had a good attempt at goal after Newcastle's defense was stretched and all over the place.

Why would they?

Moyes instructed them to draw away from each other. He wanted players to basically isolate themselves, because he's a moron.

It's like he took Cruyff's philosophy of moving away from the man with the ball to create space to the stupidest possible degree.

 

[Linius]

Why would they?

Moyes instructed them to draw away from each other. He wanted players to basically isolate themselves, because he's a moron.

It's like he took Cruyff's philosophy of moving away from the man with the ball to create space to the stupidest possible degree.

Both men celebrated their birthday yesterday.

 

[Clegg]

Curious about how United will play tomorrow. Right now the style of play is more important than the formation. Under Moyes it was a safety first, keep possession then spread it wide approach. That's what it was until February when we reacher our nadir at the Fulham game. After that we moved away from crossing the ball and tried to play more centrally. But the build up was so slow that we struggled to create. Midfielders didn't stray far from halfway so they couldn't help and the only other outlet was an overlapping cross. Our squad is poor and needs more quality, but it still should've been able to play much better.

I just want to see us play with speed and purpose again. Doesn't matter if it's sloppy or wasteful to begin with.

 

[K1LLER7]

I hope we stay away from constant crosses.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

As Clegg said, the primary problem has been tempo.

If you move the ball quicker vertically (in a controlled manner) you have greater control over which channels you want to attack through in the final third. Liverpool being the primary example of this this season.

 

[Clegg]

And if we are going to cross the ball let it be because we've created a genuine attack eg an overlap on the flanks. None of this Ashley Young "I can't fucking do anything other than cut inside and cross from everywhere" shite.

 

[leadbelly]

God, if he gets the job full time we're fucked.

That's not going to happen. Considering how disastrous this season has been for them, they aren't going to risk someone who has no managing experience at all.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

That's not going to happen. Considering how disastrous this season has been for them, they aren't going to risk someone who has no managing experience at all.

I agree, they literally cannot afford to give it to Giggs.

 

[Scum]

And if we are going to cross the ball let it be because we've created a genuine attack eg an overlap on the flanks. None of this Ashley Young "I can't fucking do anything other than cut inside and cross from everywhere" shite.

Speaking of Young, I wonder how he's going to get treated in these last four games...

 

[Clegg]

Crossing can be a very effective attacking strategy if you build it right. Play quickly, overload the opposing fullback, whip the ball in early to meet oncoming attackers whilst defenders are scrambling back. I think where United failed was the build up. Everything was too slow. Wingers ponderous on the ball and attackers slow to get into the box.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Crossing can be a very effective attacking strategy if you build it right. Play quickly, overload the opposing fullback, whip the ball in early to meet oncoming attackers whilst defenders are scrambling back. I think where United failed was the build up. Everything was too slow. Wingers ponderous on the ball and attackers slow to get into the box.

Defenders weren't rushing back to cover the attackers' runs, they were already there and settled in by the time we'd made the cross.

 

[Clegg]

Defenders weren't rushing back to cover the attackers' runs, they were already there and settled in by the time we'd made the cross.

This is true. I lost the head at Valencia a lot this season for dicking around with the ball. We all knew the only thing he'd do is cross it. But he shuffled around a bit. Shimmy, shimmy, shimmy, shift and cross. Killed whatever little momentum we may have built up. And momentum was rare in itself seeing as we were so slow in even getting the ball to the flanks.

We need some really good cm's this summer. They could add so much. We don't have a midfielder that can contribute to attack and carry the ball forward quickly.

 

[Scum]

You just need to get Young and Valencia away from FIFA '14.

This is true. I lost the head at Valencia a lot this season for dicking around with the ball. We all knew the only thing he'd do is cross it. But he shuffled around a bit. Shimmy, shimmy, shimmy, shift and cross. Killed whatever little momentum we may have built up. And momentum was rare in itself seeing as we were so slow in even getting the ball to the flanks.

We need some really good cm's this summer. They could add so much. We don't have a midfielder that can contribute to attack and carry the ball forward quickly.

I'll give you Dembele for £50m.

 

[Broder Salsa]

I don't see why Hazard would move to PSG. It's not like he's French. He's already had his time in Ligue 1 and he's moved on from that. Not to mention Chelsea just knocked PSG out of the CL without his contribution in the last match.

and even if lets say he got unhappy at Chelsea, why the fuck would he move to PSG over the many other clubs that would probably look to get him, in better leagues and with better chances at cl?

 

[Scum]

I don't see why Hazard would move to PSG. It's not like he's French. He's already had his time in Ligue 1 and he's moved on from that. Not to mention Chelsea just knocked PSG out of the CL without his contribution in the last match.

If Hazard wanted to leave, then Pep will be all over him. Old Man Robben or Old Man Ribery's replacement, innit.

 

[Clegg]

You just need to get Young and Valencia away from FIFA '14.



I'll give you Dembele for £50m.

Dembele has his flaws, but he definitely has the power and pace we lack in the middle. He's basically what we hoped Anderson would become. Doesn't score many goals though.

 

[subtles]

and even if lets say he got unhappy at Chelsea, why the fuck would he move to PSG over the many other clubs that would probably look to get him, in better leagues and with better chances at cl?

Zidane is still obsessed with him if I'm not mistaken?

The key to la Decima.

 

[arkon]

Les Decima is already wrapped up. There's no stopping that train

 

[Meier]

and even if lets say he got unhappy at Chelsea, why the fuck would he move to PSG over the many other clubs that would probably look to get him, in better leagues and with better chances at cl?

I know he commented on it and said something along the lines of if his wife says let's move to Paris then he'll do it. It seems any move would likely be predicated upon her wishes.

 

[Scum]

Dembele has his flaws, but he definitely has the power and pace we lack in the middle. He's basically what we hoped Anderson would become. Doesn't score many goals though.

Pfft! Treat like a proper box-to-box MC and he'll get the goals. He's not going to score with InterTim still here though. :<

Speaking of Anderson, was a loan move or a permanent one??

 

[Linius]

I just ordered this. Such fan girl <3

Spoiler

And I bought a key for Watch Dogs #believe

 

[Broder Salsa]

I know he commented on it and said something along the lines of if his wife says let's move to Paris then he'll do it. It seems any move would likely be predicated upon her wishes.

Gotta say what you gotta say to keep bitches happy, right? Can't help but think he was misquoted like he was the 100 other times, during his transfer saga though. Meanwhile he's out saying today he wouldn't mind taking the #10 shirt next season and it's not that many days ago he also said he wanted to stay for many years...

 

[Scum]

Gotta say what you gotta say to keep bitches happy, right? Can't help but think he was misquoted like he was the 100 other times, during his transfer saga though. Meanwhile he's out saying today he wouldn't mind taking the #10 shirt next season and it's not that many days ago he also said he wanted to stay for many years...

Wooden, pls. He'll be off for Paris or Munich pussy before you know it.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Hazard is Madrid fodder if I ever saw it.

 

[KidA Seven]

Hazard is Madrid fodder if I ever saw it.

So is Adnan ;_;


Or rather La Liga two team cunt fodder ;_;

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

So is Adnan ;_;


Or rather La Liga two team cunt fodder ;_;

No way he would ever leave papa Giggs. Impossible. He's too loyal. He said he'd never leave etc. etc.

 

[PrematureQuiche]

I know he commented on it and said something along the lines of if his wife says let's move to Paris then he'll do it. It seems any move would likely be predicated upon her wishes.

http://weaintgotnohistory.sbnation.com/2014/4/11/5603766/news-of-the-eden-hazard-psg-world

 

[K1LLER7]

No way he would ever leave papa Giggs. Impossible. He's too loyal. He said he'd never leave etc. etc.

They asked Januzaj to name 5 teams to have won the CL.

First club he says was not United, but.......Barcalona ;_;

We don't have to worry though. His diving still needs polishing before he makes that move. Maybe we can offer them Ashley Young to teach the kids at La Masia

 

[Messi]

Les Decima is already wrapped up. There's no stopping that train

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

They asked Januzaj to name 5 teams to have won the CL.

First club he says was not United, but.......Barcalona ;_;

We don't have to worry though. His diving still needs polishing before he makes that move. Maybe we can offer them Ashley Young to teach the kids at La Masia

Can we dress up Young as an infant so Barca kidnap him?

 

[subtles]

Ferguson endorsing Giggs for the long term is brilliant.

Tim Howard will retire in the summer of 2018.

 

[Yen]

Just watched Incendies.

Spoiler

 

[Salazar]

Ferguson endorsing Giggs for the long term is brilliant.

It's a decoy bruv

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

It's a decoy bruv

All part of Operation Klopp 2014

 

[Salazar]

This Finnigan character is fucking killing me :lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtKeR2zeVm4

Moyes the Alpha Male

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

This Finnigan character is fucking killing me :lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtKeR2zeVm4

Moyes the Alpha Male

Prefacing a sentence with 'Listen' is the single greatest battery ever inflicted upon dialectics.

 

[Salazar]

Suppose that being a twat is an occupational hazard of being a Performance Psychologist.

Wonder if there's a club in Denmark where Moyes could go to recharge.

 

[Salsa]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELcsblEaRi0

why

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Is it the 80's in Uruguay Salsa? Is this what you like?

 

[KidA Seven]

This Finnigan character is fucking killing me :lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtKeR2zeVm4

Moyes the Alpha Male

Just look at his smile as he sucks off Moyes. My god.



Who was the better musician? Suarez or Valencia?

 

[K1LLER7]

This Finnigan character is fucking killing me :lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtKeR2zeVm4

Moyes the Alpha Male

Loool

He just went through every trait that isn't Moyes. Finnigan must've been paid by Woodward.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Loool

He just went through every trait that isn't Moyes. Finnigan must've been paid by Woodward.

He was probably paid by Moyes.