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[KidA Seven]

My god, Rooney is shit.

 

[Clegg]

Save us Louis Van Kenobi.

You're our only hope.

 

[Jarnet87]

Welbeck's movement is terrible compared to Hernandez lol. Amazing how he gets games ahead of Chicharito, he should leave after the mistreatment.

 

[Fergie]

Pen.

 

[Mr Cola]

Ref felt sorry for us

 

[Brinbe]

lol, that was awful, but I'll take it!

 

[Vivalaraza]

:lol

Wat

 

[Salazar]

:lol

 

[Ushojax]

loooooool

Sums up this match.

 

[Abraxas]

Ruddy pls save us.

 

[noal]

Oh my!

 

[Wilbur]

Hahaha what diabolical defending

Fair play to Welbeck for still trying to shoot, definite pen

 

[K1LLER7]

Hahahaha

Rooney pls.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

:lol


Back to the old Man Utd indeed

 

[PowderedToast]

holy fuck that defending


comical game

 

[Mascot]

WHERE'S THE SNIPER?

 

[Hixx]

Got to be red then?

Calamitous defendign midn!

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

lol

 

[Broder Salsa]

What an idiot. It's Wellbeck, he would have missed.

He scored 15+ goals for 4 seasons straight in those leagues.

He's had 9 shots on target since he's joined Norwich.

Seriously how bad are the lesser teams in those leagues?

This says everything doesn't it?

**

 

[Marc]

Gary Neville taking a 'if you have nothing good to say, say nothing at all' approach to the game. Neville said he would play 4-4-2 and with wingers a while back as well.

Still shocked by the lineup, thought he would have Mata in there and Kagawa in behind with Wlebeck up front. Assumed the players have been annoyed with Rooney's attitude behind the scenes but obviously not.


Penalty? Fuck off.

ClevGod superpass.

 

[Jarnet87]

Wayne has done nothing, but he gets a penalty. MoTM !

 

[Salvadora]

Norwich are absolutely awful.

Get down the Championship with you.

 

[Brinbe]

All is well! Zero problems at all

 

[Vivalaraza]

That might be the worst play I've seen all season

Just wtf was everyone doing

 

[Broder Salsa]

Rooney the hero old Trafford deserves.

 

[Hixx]

I'm glad he wasn't sent off, I don't like that rule, but what.

 

[Wilbur]

That might be the worst play I've seen all season

Just wtf was everyone doing

The view from behind where it just went through everyone's legs

Hilarious

 

[phaze]

That was a surreal through ball.

Rooney scores, Norwich are screwed.

 

[LTWheels]

United back to their best.

 

[CrashBandicoot]

My god, Rooney is shit.

Nah mate, did you see him slotting away that pen? Such grace, worth having him in the team for those alone, like having Rory Delap for throws.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

Can that plane please just fuck off. Sounds like there is a bee stuck in my headphones.

 

[EmiPrime]

That's what £300K a week buys you.

 

[operon]

That might be the worst play I've seen all season

Just wtf was everyone doing

Giggs has this covered ref knows his wife is safe

 

[Salazar]

Howard Nurse ‏@howardnurse 55s
Sir Alex Ferguson is sat next to Sascha Breese, the agent of Kroos, Reus and Gotze at Old Trafford today. #MUFC

The fat bloke

THE FAT BLOKE

REUS

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

Honestly the worst thing I've ever seen in football.

 

[Moozo]

Welbeck absolutely slammed to the ground by a severe brush to the arm. He must have several shattered bones.

 

[Mascot]

This is probably the worst EPL match I have ever watched. Fucking atrocious.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

Howard Nurse ‏@howardnurse 55s
Sir Alex Ferguson is sat next to Sascha Breese, the agent of Kroos, Reus and Gotze at Old Trafford today. #MUFC

The fat bloke

THE FAT BLOKE

REUS

YES MOYES

 

[Mr Cola]

Welbeck absolutely slammed to the ground by a severe brush to the arm. He must have several shattered bones.

Irony is if the guy just left him be chances are he would have missed it

 

[LTWheels]

Did the defender actually touch him? I couldn't really tell from the replay.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Honestly the worst thing I've ever seen in football.

And you've seen some shite.

**

 

[caramac]

 

[Brinbe]

Giggs needs to sub himself on in the 2nd half

 

[Broder Salsa]

The view from behind where it just went through everyone's legs

Hilarious

Howard Nurse ‏@howardnurse 55s
Sir Alex Ferguson is sat next to Sascha Breese, the agent of Kroos, Reus and Gotze at Old Trafford today. #MUFC

The fat bloke

THE FAT BLOKE

REUS

Don't forget the mighty Valentin Stocker. You remember him, his team knocked you out of CL. You can also get his other player Diekmeier while you're at it, he's shit but probably better than Rafael.

 

[Marc]

Norwich are absolutely awful here, playing against reputation, not going for it at all. If they played at half the tempo and urgency as against Liverpool they would have United on the ropes here.

Hope they fuck off to the championship, especially after sacking Hughton, liked him.

 

[Wilbur]

Hahaha Giggs <3

Alright first half. Showing urgency, and building up some steam at times. Our movement is still fucking shite, but Valencia/Carrick/Clev have all been dire. Think we'll get one or two more in the second half.

 

[Gambit]

Our 11 for Madrid

----------------------- Neuer

--- Lahm - Martinez - Dante - Alaba

------------------Schweini - Kroos

-------------Robben - Götze - Ribery

-------------------------Pizza

Pep pls

Schweini and Kroos as DM? We'd ge killed on the counter, I think.

Schweini/Kroos-Martinez and keep Boateng in. He makes me less nervous than Dante anyway.

And Müller instead of Götze, if I had my way. Although Götze was good today.

Fully agree on Pizza, though. Always been the best.

 

[LegoArmo]

Howard Nurse &#8207;@howardnurse 55s
Sir Alex Ferguson is sat next to Sascha Breese, the agent of Kroos, Reus and Gotze at Old Trafford today. #MUFC

The fat bloke

THE FAT BLOKE

REUS

That's weird.

 

[Fergie]

Dire performance but some alright signs.

Whatevs.

 

[everthustodeadbeats]

I didn't think they could do any better than Moyes, but Giggs seems like the Real One. 10 year contract, please.