I'll trade you my body + tan for your dreamy eyes
And I'll take Carbo's ginger beard too
And Bacon's luscious hair
LOOL guys I SWEAR it was just a poorly worded sentence.
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And I'll take Carbo's ginger beard too
And Bacon's luscious hair
Lol hey guys when you're having your weekly threesome, do you like to stick it in the beautiful blonde goddess right away or do you let the perky brunette with huge tits suck you off a bit first
Oh wait that totally came out wrong! I'm only a poor well built, tan Italian you'll have to excuse me. When you're ready to forgive, come pry my face out of this pussy sandwich I accidentally got it buried in
Oh wait that totally came out wrong! I'm only a poor well built, tan Italian you'll have to excuse me. When you're ready to forgive, come pry my face out of this pussy sandwich I accidentally got it buried in
I fucking suck at dodging the lightning, think I dodged 2 over the course of the thunder plains
I will wait for it to bomba a bit more, it just got a discounted price on PSN of £20.
Morsel looooooool
Yesterday I got out of the chair and my dog raised her head and looked at me. I said "just going for a poop", and she lay back down
She understood.
Yesterday I got out of the chair and my dog raised her head and looked at me. I said "just going for a poop", and she lay back down
She understood.
The_Hitcher89
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#shoulderlessbros
Back to the Undead Crypt I go
@Yurt, should I light a torch and go see that NPC?
LanceVance
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Do 10 push-ups a day and you'll look like Spartacus in no time mate
The_Hitcher89
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LanceVance
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Fuck sake think I've got haemorrhoids
Can't stop itching down there
Someone send me a twix
Can't stop itching down there
Someone send me a twix
Wispa
Pepe were one of the most instrumental players last night. Sergio Ramos is the one who should have some weeks on the bench. Pepe have been sublime this season.
Frustrated_me
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Yeah that benzema pass was out of this world.. And although Pepe allowed the tie scoring goal he was good throughout. He's been beastly this season.
Sorry to see that the Portuguese navy has been reduced to this.
Coldnoodle
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I dreamt that Shatner become a mod.
Seems pretty self explanatory Lol.
Similar to the Twix story. Just replace the Twix with Jellybeans.
brokenbeans
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Don't think I wanna know...
I fucking suck at dodging the lightning, think I dodged 2 over the course of the thunder plains
I will wait for it to bomba a bit more, it just got a discounted price on PSN of £20.
Turns out there is a spot in the first segment of the Thunder Plains where you can force the lightning to hit, meaning you can just run around to the same spot, know exactly when it's gonna strike. I tested it and it works brilliantly, though I lost focus for a second and hit the X button too early at like 60 dodges.
pulga
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Pepe left the door wide open for Neymar's shot off the bar. One of them needs to go.
Sounds like a nightmare
Pulis heroically ended Everton's dreams of fourth.
Congrats on the FA Cup Arsenal.
Kiraly
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Thinking 4-1 in the Bernabeu and 0-2 in the Allianz Arena.
I thought Ilori played most games for Sporting, turns out your right. He mostly played for Sporting B team, that just makes his frustrations at the lack of game time with us bizarre. If he couldn't play every game for Sporting, how did he think he'd get ahead of our CB's?
Did anyone notice which side Ilori played for Granada against Barcelona?
pulga, pls. Go back to bed.
pulga
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Reminds me of last year. Never forget the salty tears of Spanish media after both German clubs made it 11-3 in aggregate. I honestly cant see us losing that high, this is CL semis and otra vez la bestia negra.
Shatner's Bassoon
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Make it so.
I honestly think that Pep will use Heynckes formation to win this. He played this yesterday in the last 30 minutes and I'm pretty confident we will win in Bernabeu. Match is in a week and Neuer was already in training yesterday. I hope we make it against Braunschweig with no injuries and then we have a big chance to make the step. That match against Real is coming at the perfect time. Mentality test.
Did you see anything from Ilori that suggested he's frustrated with lack of games? I hadn't seen anything of that sort personally.
he played Javi - Kroos tho
btw, in what position did Rafinha play yesterday? LB? I didn't watch anything after the penalty
We will kick you back to Germany when you come visit the Bernabeu. Of course we'll win that match at home. We will go for a draw at your turf.
The only thing worrying me is Sergio Ramos at this point. I would also like Casillas to be on goal but it's Diego's tournament this season.
Anyway, we got a match against Osasuna to focus on first.
LanceVance
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Remember when we used to call Liverpool lolerpool
They don't provide the laughs anymore
What happened
Where did we go wrong
They don't provide the laughs anymore
What happened
Where did we go wrong
Yes. He played Alabas position until the end. The match was done but I liked how the small guys Ribery, Götze and Rafinha outplayed Lauterns defence at the end. Still, Lahm is much faster and stronger in one on ones, so he has to play against Bale there and Alaba is solid and Ribery would suck even more without him. I guess Pep will decide between Kroos and Müller, because Javi worked suberbly against Dortmund when the competiton was open. I was pretty worried with United in the second leg but with Real I have a rather good feeling.
I like your confidence and this will be decided by small margins and you can bet that Bayern will give Madrid a hell of a fight and make no mistake, we are not Schalke, Dortmund without Lewandowski or Barca without Messi.
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