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[Lambda Pie]

Wait is there football today

Atletico plays tonight.

 

[Kikarian]

How did Flanagan get into Team of the Week when we conceded twice and he couldn't get to grips with James fucking Milner? Fair enough he kept Navas quiet as a mouse until he came off, but still.

They felt sorry for him.

 

[Arnie]

Good haul today.

Two pairs of Levi 511s and a Ralph Lauren t-shirt all on a company gift card. yeeeessss

Have left over dominos in the fridge and Mad Men to watch.

Sublime Easter Friday.

 

[Marc]

I can't stop listening to the new Todd Terje. It's legitimate physical challenge stopping myself from dancing whenever I have it on.

Been watching Archer, finally get where your avatar is from. Awesome show.

Coleman missing a bit of time due to injury in the past month or two won't help him on these lists but he's a worthy candidate. He had that run of scoring every other game for a month or two that was really impressive. With that being said, Zabaleta has been very good this year -- I thought he was incredible in that game versus Sunderland.. shame so many players weren't. -____-

He has been great at defending as well generally, and even when not scoring has done some amazing things. Against Arsenal he was boss, that little drag back he did was great to see.

Zabs has been very good, as usual, consistently dependable but just not reaching the same heights as Coleman for me this season.

 

[Hixx]

I can't stop listening to the new Todd Terje. It's legitimate physical challenge stopping myself from dancing whenever I have it on.

Proper hit and miss.

When he strays from the disco or house tracks it goes flat as a fart.

Some of the best tracks are stuff he released 2 years ago...

 

[GorillaJu]

Proper hit and miss.

When he strays from the disco or house tracks it goes flat as a fart.

Some of the best tracks are stuff he released 2 years ago...

There are a good 5 or 6 excellent tracks though. Yeah Inspector Norse and Strandbar are probably the best ones, but its still a very good album overall.

Been watching Archer, finally get where your avatar is from. Awesome show.

MY MAN

 

[L1NETT]

New Duck Sauce is absolute gold. A-Trak still got it. Quack

Agree with Hixx, new Terje is a big meh from me.

Meh

 

[Ushojax]

We all laugh at Arsenal but:

Christ on a bike. 7 players who have missed at least a third of the season, 4 of those missing almost half. Key players like Walker and Dembele have missed almost a fifth. Crazy.

 

[Hixx]

New Duck Sauce is absolute gold. A-Trak still got it. Quack

Agree with Hixx, new Terje is a big meh from me.

Meh

The original mix of NRG <3

First version of it released was a fucking Skrillex mix

 

[Meier]

How did Flanagan get into Team of the Week when we conceded twice and he couldn't get to grips with James fucking Milner? Fair enough he kept Navas quiet as a mouse until he came off, but still.

Wouldn't have Gerrard in it either tbh, he couldn't keep a lid on Silva at all after the 35 minute mark. And Stockdale was better than Marshall from the few highlights I saw, seemed like Southampton were just toying with their food while Norwich were actually trying to score.

Is it even an official thing actually? If not, what a waste of time this post was

A guy on Reddit does it every week based off Garth Crooks' team. Garth Crooks is pretty much an idiot.

 

[Hixx]

Garth Crooks is fucking hilarious. His bit on Richard Littlejohn years ago

"If you're a white man from Connecticut and you try that nonsense, they'll kill you!"

 

[Meier]

We all laugh at Arsenal but:


Christ on a bike. 7 players who have missed at least a third of the season, 4 of those missing almost half. Key players like Walker and Dembele have missed almost a fifth. Crazy.

Here is City's from that site:

I'm a little surprised Rodwell isn't higher. Must have been 60-70% last season. I guess he's just not made the bench for many weeks this year.

 

[L1NETT]

The original mix of NRG <3

So good. Spandex and Time waits for no one also fucking great tunes.

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Wigan 3 up. Big win for them, big loss for Reading.

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Mathias Pogba scored again for Crewe

PARKY PLS

Stevo and Shrews look done.

 

[John Dunbar]

We all laugh at Arsenal but:


Christ on a bike. 7 players who have missed at least a third of the season, 4 of those missing almost half. Key players like Walker and Dembele have missed almost a fifth. Crazy.

why is dembele the only person on the list to have his number next to his name? is that actually his name, moussa the 19th?

 

[Barzul]

Abou breaking records.

 

[K1LLER7]

Another Bebe en route.

You make it sound like a bad thing!

oh and Luke Shaw is done. #IAMITK

 

[Arnie]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwQOK6GEDsE&feature=player_embedded

Dead wanky but shows the nice side of football.

 

[Kikarian]

You make it sound like a bad thing!

 

[Yen]

Garth Crooks is fucking hilarious. His bit on Richard Littlejohn years ago

"If you're a white man from Connecticut and you try that nonsense, they'll kill you!"

Garth Crooks's Team of the Week, 1st Dec 2013:

FORWARD - WAYNE ROONEY (Man Utd)
I was speaking to my uncle Ben on Saturday and said that Aaron Ramsey was almost certain to be the unanimous choice for footballer of the year. He took the glass of champagne out of my hand and said: 'You mean Wayne Rooney, don't you?' I told him that he had made a very good point and promptly went home.

 

[Slizz]

Injuryleague.com eh?

doicare's website?

 

[danwarb]

Garth Crooks is fucking hilarious. His bit on Richard Littlejohn years ago

"If you're a white man from Connecticut and you try that nonsense, they'll kill you!"

Holy shit. :lol

 

[Lambda Pie]

Injuryleague.com eh?

doicare's website?

that'd be injuryandluck.net

 

[Hixx]

Garth Crooks's Team of the Week, 1st Dec 2013:

Motherfucker is even related to Uncle Ben.

What a guy.

 

[K1LLER7]

James Robson &#8207;@JamesRobsonMEN 1h

"Moyes also reveals he's well underway with plans for next season & would like to do business before World Cup #mufc"

 

[jesalr]

YES MPYES!

YES LVG

YES LEVY!

 

[Jarnet87]

Rafael gonna Rafael. disgraceful that Fergie and now Moyes did not address having cover for Rafael.

 

[Scum]

Orient, pls. y u do dis?

 

[Arnie]

YES MPYES!

YES LVG

YES LEVY!

YES ALLEGRI

 

[Kill Your Masters]

James Robson &#8207;@JamesRobsonMEN 1h

"Moyes also reveals he's well underway with plans for next season & would like to do business before World Cup #mufc"

Can he find a club till then pls.

Edit: holy fuck I just had an audio ad on gaf, some squeaking duck. Evy pls.

 

[L1NETT]

Orient, pls. y u do dis?

Who cares, you are in the playoffs.

Obvs you wanna go into it with form, but one loss tis fine.

 

[Mr.Marston]

Abou breaking records.

"Diaby, Abou 100%"

What more can be said?

 

[Ushojax]

YES ALLEGRI

Already been debunked by some Express journo with actual contacts at Spurs.

Just a puff piece to get Allegri's name out there, I forgot he even existed.

 

[L1NETT]

Lol Eddie Howe

Get stuffed mate

Wolves-Rotherham sounded a cracker

Means nowt though

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Congrats Brentford!

GL in the champ

 

[The_Hitcher89]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwQOK6GEDsE&feature=player_embedded

Dead wanky but shows the nice side of football.

dis comment

Im a city fan and if gerrad hold the pl ill be happier than if city did&#65279;

Great vid btw. Football is boss.


WE DON'T FUCKING LET THIS SLIP

pls

 

[Scum]

It's all going on at Wolves v Rotherham.

Who cares, you are in the playoffs.

Obvs you wanna go into it with form, but one loss tis fine.

Linette, pls.

 

[Scum]

Congrats to Brentford! \o/

 

[brokenbeans]

Dat weather

I actually decide to treat myself to the England shirt and they are sold out FFS.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

How's Will Hughes got on this season btw?

 

[Jarnet87]

got banned on redcafe lol, no idea what for either. I haven't even been spewing Moyes comments lately.

 

[jesalr]

YES ALLEGRI

NO ALLERGIES

My nose is stuffing up already

 

[L1NETT]

How's Will Hughes got on this season btw?

Find out at 7.30, LIVE on Sky Sports as Steve Mclaren's derby continue their promotion push with a trip to Doncaster

Spoiler

Kid's been doing well

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

got banned on redcafe lol, no idea what for either. I haven't even been spewing Moyes comments lately.

Probably why. You're fucking slacking.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Find out at 7.30, LIVE on Sky Sports as Steve Mclaren's derby continue their promotion push with a trip to Doncaster

Spoiler

Kid's been doing well

Good good, we'll leave him on loan there then


That was a pretty good impression of a Sky Sports promo btw

Should've said 'struggling Doncaster' for extra oomph though


Burnley are getting relegated next season.

 

[brokenbeans]

Probably why. You're fucking slacking.

Lol you must post at least 5 negative Moyes related posts per day or face a lengthy ban.

 

[Linius]

New Duck Sauce is absolute gold. A-Trak still got it. Quack

Agree with Hixx, new Terje is a big meh from me.

Meh

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Lol you must post at least 5 negative Moyes related posts per day or face a lengthy ban.

It's for the greater good.

 

[Blablurn]

 

[L1NETT]

Sorry Linius It's just so......lifeless in parts

Not bad by any stretch, but not setting my world on fire!

Much better stuff than dat coming out! :/

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Edit: I'm so dumb

 

[The Atticus]

BREEEEEEEENNNNNTTTTFFFFFFOOOOOORRRRRRRRRDDDDDD

 

[The_Hitcher89]

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Edit: I'm so dumb

Now I want to know what you said