LabouredSubterfuge
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535 it looks like. Been around a long time though.. my most recent one about Keane's newest album is half my posts, ahaha. Not a lot of fans here apparently.
Keane has fans?
535 it looks like. Been around a long time though.. my most recent one about Keane's newest album is half my posts, ahaha. Not a lot of fans here apparently.
Just thinking bit for a bit. Who was the guy that Kermit used to rag on for having a "shit" username.
Just a random thought I had.
LabouredSubterfuge
Juve got lucky that year.
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Last time there was a major club(Barcelona) playing in Miami we set a record for attendance at like 78k. To top it off Barca were just playing a Mexican league team I think Guadalajara...
While we're at it, Kompany had a nice tweet of his own:
What's going on with Bent btw?
Anybody watching The Chase? They just had a question: Which club doesn't play in black and white stripes? Newcastle, Juve or Celtic. :lol
LabouredSubterfuge
Juve got lucky that year.
Salazar.He was one of three people Kermit considered "bellends." Bungie was another, can't remember the other.
The vastly superior Pointless is on bbc. Name characters from Animal Farm. It's sitting unread in my bookshelf.
What a setting to ejaculate in though, right?Best show of all time. I ate up the Marlon Brando question in the final round last week, would have got a pointless answer and won 15 grand. Instead I was at home with cool lime doritos wallowing in self pity and ejaculate
Best show of all time. I ate up the Marlon Brando question in the final round last week, would have got a pointless answer and won 15 grand. Instead I was at home with cool lime doritos wallowing in self pity and ejaculate
anonnumber6Just thinking bit for a bit. Who was the guy that Kermit used to rag on for having a "shit" username.
Just a random thought I had.
What a setting to ejaculate in though, right?
Seriously, I win the show at least thrice per week.
anonnumber6
He was one of three people Kermit considered "bellends." Bungie was another, can't remember the other.
anonnumber6
That was it! Kermit used to give him fierce abuse.
Anon has also disappeared from this thread.
I get stuck on obscure garden or architecture questions
Yeah, it's ironic cos Kermit had a really shit username before adopting the pseudonym that would make him (in)famous.That was it! Kermit used to give him fierce abuse.
Anon has also disappeared from this thread.
Oh hey Cardiff is capitulating in the playoffs again
I'm just amazing at remembering pointless information. I think I got about 10 pointless Saturn award winners once.
I went on a binge watching weeks worth of Pointless epiodes on iPlayer a while back with a couple mates while drinking. The disappointment of them losing that final round about 10 beers in is unbearable. :lolThe vastly superior Pointless is on bbc. Name characters from Animal Farm. It's sitting unread in my bookshelf.
^His name was anon..number..6 something. His avatar was very similar to Sunhi!
He was a good poster, got banned in mysterious circumstances.
That's why I hate the CL. You need luck more than anything.
Dammit, Clegg! Read my post
He got banned!
The vastly superior Pointless is on bbc. Name characters from Animal Farm. It's sitting unread in my bookshelf.
Now I know why I think you're the eldest poster in the thread.It is, but for some reason, they were showing a repeat today. They make 60 episodes per series; why do they feel the need to show repeats in the middle of a running series?
That's why I hate the CL. You need luck more than anything.
Apropos, anyone remember Kermit's original username?
Kermit informs me it was "3ur4zn".What was Kermit's original username?
Sorry man just seen your post.
Are you still celebrating?
Too bad. I was hoping they'd knock out West Ham. Hopefully, Blackpool will take out Birmingham and then beat WH for the final spot. With Mick McCarthy out, we need Ian Holloway press conferences in the PL more than ever.
Anyone else heard of the band ''A place to Bury Strangers''? I am going to ther gig at Cargo Tomorrow and I am bloody excited.
Kermit informs me it was "3ur4zn".
Ah, that will be a fun show. Bring earplugs if you want to be able to hear again!
Seven league titles between Spain, England, Italy and Portugal. Champion in the three big leagues. Was it a challenge?
Yes. No coach has ever won the league in all three of the big leagues. It was an objective. It was a professional experience and a spectacular life experience. I hope I wont be the only one to achieve this. In 10 years time, I hope there will be other coaches and players who have done this. My objective now is to win more Ligas with Madrid. And after my time in this club, Ill work in one of the three big leagues, England, Italy and Spain. But at the moment, I have two more years left on my contract and my family and I are happy to have a stability that we hadnt been able to enjoy until now, because we always moved each two to three years. Were happy to continue with Real Madrid.
The president signed you to put an end to Barcelonas cycle. Youve achieved that in two years.
Florentino did a very difficult thing with me. I love Inter and the players I worked with there. And Moratti was a special person. But Florentino managed to get me excited about this project, with his mentality. They convinced me. Florentino told me that Madrid needed me. And I, in that moment of my career, after winning the Champions with Inter, needed Real Madrid so that my career would be complete. If I say today that Im tired and I dont want to coach anymore, my career would be perfect. I won everything I had to win, in the most important countries. I brought a Champions to my country as well. We obtained the first Ballon dOr. If I didnt coach in Madrid, it wouldnt be a complete career. The important thing is not training or playing in Madrid, but winning with Madrid. I thank the presi because he convinced me to take this step. And for his support. Coaching Madrid has been and will continue to be the most difficult work of my career. And to answer the question: my objective in life isnt to beat Barcelona. Ive also lost to Barça. And losing to Barcelona does not hurt me more than losing to Bayern. And beating Barça does not give me more pleasure than beating Bayern in the Champions League final like I did. In the last three years, we beat (Barcelona) in the Champions (with Inter) and with Madrid we beat them in the Copa, and now weve won the Liga. Its true that theyve also beaten us in some things in these two years. But winning the Liga was very important to break their cycle. It was necessary for Madrid, as the most important club in history, to prevent this national hegemony from becoming more pronounced.
Has the cycle of your team begun?
Its very difficult to speak about cycles. Barcelona, which is considered by everyone as the team with the most talent in recent times, was not able to win two consecutive Champions. They won one, lost against Inter, won another, and fell to Chelsea. The three consecutive Ligas were something fantastic. With me, Inter dominated for two years and then it ended. What is explicit for me is that this Madrid is much better than it was two years ago. And nothing will be the same now. Right now we have not won the European Cup, but a few years ago, we couldnt even get to the quarterfinals and now weve played in two semifinals and lost one due to penalties. Madrid cant always win but when it cant, it should at least be close to winning.
Your critics say youre a defensive coach and Madrid has improved on goal records. What would you say to them?
To look at my results. And how many goals Chelsea scored. And how many wins. The richness of my career is having coached in different countries. If you go to Italy and you play as you do in England, you wont win. If you go to England and you play as they do in Spain, you dont win. If you go to Spain and you play as they do in Italy, you dont win. You go to a country where you dont know anything and you have to triumph. And you need to study rivals, cultures, idiosyncrasies, the own culture of your club, the characteristics of the players. And I, someone who hopes to live for many years, will be here to see all of these phenomena coaching in different countries, cultures and clubs. I dont think the Saudi Arabian national team, coached by Rijkaard, played like his Barcelona team. The secret to winning in different countries is that you can have your football tastes, but a coach has to win in that country and should play to win in this country.
Youve transformed this team physically and tactically. But some still say you should play the talented players.
Its difficult to separate the things. Its difficult to describe players as talented because if youre technically sound, but you dont have the other aspect, its difficult to play with me. What I have done is transformed the mentality of those players who thought that being talented was enough. And with me, thats not sufficient. Talent is fundamental, but emotion, ambition and heart are just as important. We have a great staff, wtih Rui Faria, Silvino, Morais and Karanka. And we want to have the players in the best possible playing conditions. Its not an exercise of power, as some of those who have insulted me have said. Ive even been called the Portuguese dictator. If I want a pre-season with three days of rest between games, its not to bother anyone. If I say today that theres no contact with the sponsors and that another day we work behind closed doors, its done with the objective to evolve. The majority of my players there are also examples of the complete opposite are better than they were before they started working with me.
Do you like beautiful football or efficiency?
I love the beautiful football of Real Madrid. I dont like it when the rival wears you down with ball possession. I like direct football that is dynamic, rapid, intense, with strong transitions. I like a football with a specific technique, with a physical and psychological condition adapted to this style. I love the football that Madrid has played. There are similarities with the Oporto that won the Champions League and UEFA Cup with me.
You protect your players. But theres a Mourinho with the image of a tough guy. Do the two Mourinhos co-exist?
Yes, the two Mourinhos co-exist with the same players. Leading is difficult. You have to stimulate. And you should have two faces. Casillas told me, Joder, throughout the season there were moments when you put a lot of pressure on us, where you were a bit of a bastard with the group. I laughed with him, but I knew what I did, what I wanted to provoke. In certain moments, I wanted to elevate the levels of pressure, concentration, motivation. Afterward, there was also the moment when it was the opposite. After falling to Bayern, they saw a more affectionate coach. I said, calm down, the championship is won. You should get the best out of everyone. A coach that does not like to do this will not stay for very long.
Guardiola said there were some strange things with the refereeing. Now that hes lost, have we seen the real Pep?
Ive known Guardiola since he was a player and I was an assistant. I have very good memories of him. Afterward, life changed, people changed. Its very different being a player than a coach. We commit errors, we have bad moments with the things that we say. What is not normal is to sell an image of perfection and afterward, in the end, nothing is perfect. Ive never tried to hide my defects. On the other hand, there are people who have different personalities, who hide it, but in the end, time will show everything. No one is perfect, not in football nor in life.
You wished Pep to be happy in his new life. You were criticized. They didnt believe you. If you had said nothing, you would have been called nasty. Do they always look for the bad side?
Yes, but personal attacks no longer faze me. It hurts me a bit if one of my children see it and say, look papá, look what they said about you. It hurts me because theyre hurt, and they think that it hurt me. I tell them not to worry, that nothing happened. Perhaps its my fault, because I love football, but I dont love the environment that surrounds football. I eat at home, I dont go to eat at certain restaurants where you can cultivate fake friendships. Ive always enjoyed my independence. Ive never renounced it. And thats how I got to where I am. Im 49, Im not going to change. Im not the kind of person who knows how to cultivate those parallel aspects of the career of a public person like me.
What has Madrid taught you, and what have you taught Madrid?
You have to have a special personality to be a player or coach of Madrid, but if you have this personality, they help you to grow a lot. When Florentino spoke with me for the first time, he told me, if you want to be one of the best coaches in history, you need to manage Real Madrid. I agree. I have a saying: whoever works in football should love football and Real Madrid or the club where you work. When you arent born in love with the club where you work, because you were born in another country, you should assimilate its culture, its history, so that youre transformed into one more. I want the equipment managers to love football and Madrid, for the fisios to work like crazy to help a player recover to play on Sunday. Look at Óscar (Ribot), after his family, the thing he loves most is Real Madrid. Thats what the people who work with me have to be like. And whoever is not like that needs to be taught how to become like that. If you dont have an atmosphere of ambition, its very difficult to achieve objectives. Here, everyone has contributed to the title. In order to feel this ambition to win, many months ago I told the presi and JAS that I was going to continue, that I didnt have anything to do with any other club that wanted me.
Are you counting on Higuaín?
Higuaín is going to continue. Hes going to continue because I dont want to let him go. And Madrid doesnt want to let him go. And he has an optimal contract, and for many more years. Hes not a player who just arrived one year ago and makes little money. He earns on the same level as the others. An offer can come of 40, 50, 60 millions or whatever, and Madrid wont want to sell him. Thats why the only problem he should have is in explaining to those who want to take him from here that hes not going to leave! I have no problem: my two center forwards for the next season are going to be Higuaín and Benzema. So theres nothing to the stories. And if there were something, well, you wouldnt play a footballer that you dont want or whom you believe is not going to continue. But that is the case with Adán.
We were going to ask you about that.
If Madrid is looking in the market for a goalkeeper, its because Adán doesnt want to continue. My work is to convince Antonio to stay. Ive asked Iker for help! I said, help me to convince him to stay
Well, its been said that Mourinho is looking for a goalkeeper to get rid of Iker
Yes, that, to get rid of Iker. And I asked Iker to help me!
Theres no problems with Iker?
There are no problems whatsoever. Theres no story. We have Tomás and Jesús after Adán, but they cant be the second goalkeeper of Madrid yet. They play in Castilla and theyre evolving well. We also have Pacheco in RMC, whom I like a lot. But Adán is the second goalkeeper and if we are unable to convince him to stay, we have to find a solution. We should give him more games, promise him that hell play in the Copa. I admire his ambition in telling me, I would love to stay in Madrid, but I want to play every Sunday. That became we want to get rid of Casillas.
Pepe is having a fantastic season in terms of football, but hes being stigmatized. Does he feel like hes being pursued?
Pepe is having a fantastic season. People have to give in to the evidence. I dont believe what is said is so cruel that, without forgetting some small things in the past, it doesnt highlight that hes a different player. His performance has a double value. Many in his place would have gone to England or Italy. There were discussions about his renewal and he always said Madrid. He doesnt have the best contract that he could have signed, because one year later he was free. People have to admit that hes done well.
What did you do to change the cat into a dog?
Benzema is great. The biggest factor in his transformation was he himself. Many people have contributed to this evolution. Óscar Ribot helped him a lot in his social life [what did he do?]. Zidane is the one who accompanied him the most to be close to him. And I was unyielding with aspects of his game. I would tell him, I dont accept that, you have to achieve that, you have to change. He managed to overcome those small ghosts of his first two seasons and hes had a fantastic season.
Will Sahin be loaned out or will he stay?
Hes staying. He didnt have a complete pre-season with us and now he will.
Mou was also asked several questions in two other short interviews.
What do you think about the Spanish national team? Favorites in the Eurocopa?
Its the best national team in the world. The one with the most talent. What it has done is combine a generation of incredible talent. The people of Barça and the people of Madrid, the two together. Were speaking of a lot of talent. And Im not forgetting the four or five players that are there, one in City, one in Málaga, another in Chelsea. But these two blocs have a lot of quality together. Theres another big advantage: only Germany also has a base, that of Bayern, but the rest of the national teams dont. England and Portugal have their players separated amongst many teams. Spain, on the other hand, has two groups and they know each other very well. And theyre managed by a perfect coach Del Bosque who knows about football, who knows how to manage people, very balanced, very tranquil. I dont know if theyre going to win the Eurocopa again, but theyre the best team.
On an individual scale, Cristiano and Messi have a rivalry among the best in the world.
Cristiano and Messi are the best players in the world, and far ahead of all others. If they belonged to different generations, they would win 10 Ballon dOr awards. Who will receive it this year? The one that achieves the best season collectively. Last year, Cristiano set a goal record and won the Pichichi, and Messi received the Ballon because he won the Liga and Champions. In the current season, who won the most important league in the world? Cristiano. Which of the two won the Champions League? Neither. Who deserves the Ballon dOr? Cristiano.
You want Madrid to be the greatest. Next year, youll go for the Champions League and Liga again.
Those are our goals. We will make two changes (signings) to make the squad better. The players that arrived this season and who suffered with the adaptation will be more comfortable. And were also improving the infrastructure. In that sense, hats off to the presi and JAS, because the level of the economic and institutional stability of the club is something to be praised. Real Madrid, as a company and as a business, is a special case in this European society which is having difficulties.
Why do you attract the young players?
Do you know why? Because Im young. A young 49 years old. The boys feel my strength, my character, my ambition. Im a person that transmits a desire to live, who isnt politically correct. Im discordant. A person who fights for liberties. I dont care if Im suspended for four games for saying something. Rui Faria told me the other day, Joder, you always demand a high performance, you dont conform to anything, you always criticize someone on your staff. A few seconds later, Rui, who is very intelligent, added, but if you werent like that, we wouldnt be how we are. People have discovered in me an old man with his characteristics.
Does the economic crisis worry you?
Of course. Sometimes I even feel a bit bad, because I live in a completely different world, economically speaking. And I dont have to feel bad, but I do. Im proud that my family lives in respect for others. It hurts a bit on the inside that we, those in football, live in a different world, without having the problems that the majority of people are suffering today. A few years ago, people were worried about preparing for their future. Now they are preoccupied with living day to day, just surviving to the next day. And were in a different dimension. We try to help those people who need it, but for my personality and that of my wife, weve always done this quietly. There wont be any foundations or public donations with me. No. Quietly.
Will you coach Portugal one day?
Yes. I want to. But thats not the life for me at this moment, with a game each month, waiting two years for a serious competition. I was on the verge of coaching the English national team in 2007 on the verge! I thought it over and I said no, because in two months time, I was going to be unhappy.
Youre very religious.
Yes, Im very Catholic.
How can you combine being Catholic with this work, where you receive so many attacks, criticism? Can you turn the other cheek in football?
How do I combine it (smiles)? There are always contradictions in life. Turn the other cheek? Being a devout Catholic doesnt mean that you have to follow a certain line at all times. The most important thing is that He (Mourinho points up at the heavens) knows who I am. That He knows what I feel. That He hears me when I speak with him. That He hears me when I ask for forgiveness for things that Ive done. In the end, He knows that there are things that are sacred to me. And Im good with Him. And I believe that Hes also good with me.
Ask him why he picked such a wank username.
Not like mine is much better but still...