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[Carbonox]

My chance of meeting that sexy Monica Bellucci is going to be a reality. Can't wait.

You gonna slip a finger in?

 

[Phoenix Fang]

You gonna slip a finger in?

Nope. Going to try and persuade her to leave that French husband of her's for me. I'm not a bad looking fella, surely I can convince her.

 

[Salvadora]

Nope. Going to try and persuade her to leave that French husband of her's for me.

How are you meeting her?

 

[Phoenix Fang]

How are you meeting her?

A studio I'm working with on a short animated film contacted her about doing voice acting for a part. She agreed to meet up and talk details about it. I convinced the guys that she would be ideal for the part. I'll be at the meeting talking about the project with her.

 

[Clegg]

Crouch on crack.

Comparing Llorente with any form of Crouch is just insane.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

A studio I'm working with on a short animated film contacted her about doing voice acting for a part. She agreed to meet up and talk details about it. I convinced the guys that she would be ideal for the part. I'll be at the meeting talking about the project with her.

If you meet her can I touch you?

 

[Carbonox]

If you meet her can I touch you?

Can I touch you after? Maybe shake your hand that touched someone who may have touched le madam. Hell if he slips a finger in, get a jar and...

I'll stop.

 

[WJD]

Comparing Llorente with any form of Crouch is just insane.

I was kidding, he's pretty much brilliant.

 

[Clegg]

I was kidding, he's pretty much brilliant.

And dreamy.

 

[Facism]

Laboured is essentially asking you to fist his arse with the hand you use to shake hers. It'll be like she's inside him.

 

[WJD]

And dreamy.

I bet those arms are so warm on a winters night.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Where do I sign up?

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Laboured is essentially asking you to fist his arse with the hand you use to shake hers. It'll be like she's inside him.

I am a dreamer, sir.

 

[confuziz]

Damn I have zero confidence for tonight. Valencia - PSV 4-1 or something..

 

[Facism]

I am a dreamer, sir.

Your character is richer for it, says I.

 

[Clegg]

Laboured is essentially asking you to fist his arse with the hand you use to shake hers. It'll be like she's inside him.

BEST POST?

BEST POST.

 

[Az]

So what can you guys tell me about Sporting. They are playing City tonight.

 

[Wilbur]

What are your feelings on based Llorente?

If Adonis and Jesus had a baby...

 

[Mastadon]

If Adonis and Jesus had a baby...

Lol, if? Haven't you read the bible? That totes happened .

 

[Wilbur]

Lol, if? Haven't you read the bible? That totes happened .

only the illustrated version where mary the virgin gave birth to andy carroll and the three wise men kenny damien and john sat around fapping into the myrrh

 

[Clegg]

only the illustrated version where mary the virgin gave birth to andy carroll and the three wise men kenny damien and john sat around fapping into the myrrh

Theres a Suarez joke to be made from this scene.

 

[bjaelke]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4JYIHolu28

you've already lost

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Theres a Banega joke to be made from this scene.

Fixed

 

[Wilbur]

That song. Probably the only thing where suicide seems like a generally good alternative.

 

[Dibbz]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4JYIHolu28

you've already lost

ingurland ingurland

 

[Sleepy]

This thread got weird. Too big for it's own good?

 

[elseanio]

This thread got weird. Too big for it's own good?

I think it's self aware. None of us are actually posting any more, the thread is just using our names to spread its propaganda.

 

[Clegg]

Too big for it's own good?

Are you talking about Llorentes penis?

Spoiler

Wilbury post

 

[bjaelke]

This thread got weird. Too big for it's own good?

We should break away and make our own forum. We could call it something like football thread forum.

 

[Mastadon]

Are you talking about Llorentes penis?

Spoiler

Wilbury post

Certainly not Wilbury's penis.

 

[Facism]

This thread got weird. Too big for it's own good?

Sounds like you're talking about Woodenjung.

Spoiler

jung is slang for cock here

 

[Broder Salsa]

We should break away and make our own forum. We could call it something like football thread forum.

At least we can have smileys then. Maybe some cool ones of footballers.

Sounds like you're talking about Woodenjung.

Spoiler

jung is slang for cock here

Well my junk is wooden when browsing this thread.

 

[Stimpy]

I didn't watch the Tottenham game last night as I was watching Barcelona but I notice Bale is being accused of diving again, was it another dive by him?

 

[Broder Salsa]

I didn't watch the Tottenham game last night as I was watching Barcelona but I notice Bale is being accused of diving again, was it another dive by him?

We shouldn't really blame him, we should blame the environment around him as it's only in his nature to imitate it.

 

[Wilbur]

Are you talking about Llorentes penis?

Spoiler

Wilbury post

Ah, so a little bit like my p-

Certainly not Wilbury's penis.

Oh. Oh. You know what man, you always be bringin' up my piece everywhere when a brotha's just tryin' to earn a little respec back, try get back in the game and get the honeys interested in this cracker ass but you just keep talkin' 'bout my dick, just bringin' it up and I'm goddamn sick of it motherfucker.

 

[Clegg]

Certainly not Wilbury's penis.

Ah, so a little bit like my p-

Oh. Oh. You know what man, you always be bringin' up my piece everywhere when a brotha's just tryin' to earn a little respec back, try get back in the game and get the honeys interested in this cracker ass but you just keep talkin' 'bout my dick, just bringin' it up and I'm goddamn sick of it motherfucker.

 

[bjaelke]

 

[dc89]

Who's ready for some premium European football tonight?


Hart, Clichy, Kompany, K.Toure, Kolarov, De Jong, Barry, Milner, Silva, Aguero and Dzeko.

Good team, 6PM kick off, ITV4.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Who's ready for some premium European football tonight?

I am. Sadly it's not CL day and we don't wont have the joys of watching Apoel.

 

[Wilbur]

No Yaya, 7-1 Sporting

 

[Kenka]

The Valencia game will be interesting. I think PSV has as much chances to pass tbh. The Twente game also, will be worth a look.

 

[dc89]

No Yaya, 7-1 Sporting

Yeah he's suspended.

 

[Fur_Q]

Who's ready for some premium European football tonight?


Hart, Clichy, Kompany, K.Toure, Kolarov, De Jong, Barry, Milner, Silva, Aguero and Dzeko.

Good team, 6PM kick off, ITV4.

Cautiously optimistic.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

The Valencia game will be interesting. I think PSV has as much chances to pass tbh. The Twente game also, will be worth a look.

Well PSV got destroyed by Twente last weekend so I don't really see them pass tbh.

 

[LFMartins86]

Sporting :

Rui Patricio; João Pereira, Xandão, Polga, Insua; Carriço, Schaars, Matias Fernandez; Izmailov, Capel and Wolfswinkel.

Aguero is going to have so much fun with grandfather Polga...

 

[dc89]

Aguero has had 2 shots on target this season and scored 2 goals in the Europa League.

 

[Clydefrog]

I used to do that in that the NES Nintendo World Cup game.

 

[Manager]

WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE

European court has judged that Europe can FUCK OFF re: multi-match viewings on Saturdays, so from now on channels in Europe can only show ONE match on Saturdays @ 3PM.

Basically no chance of your favourite team being shown. Thankfully City only play twice that time this season.

Who's ready for some premium European football tonight?


Hart, Clichy, Kompany, K.Toure, Kolarov, De Jong, Barry, Milner, Silva, Aguero and Dzeko.

Good team, 6PM kick off, ITV4.

Clichy right back then.

 

[Fur_Q]

WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE

European court has judged that Europe can FUCK OFF re: multi-match viewings on Saturdays, so from now on channels in Europe can only show ONE match on Saturdays @ 3PM.

Link

City staying in Portugal until the Swansea game.

 

[Vivalaraza]

WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE

European court has judged that Europe can FUCK OFF re: multi-match viewings on Saturdays, so from now on channels in Europe can only show ONE match on Saturdays @ 3PM.

Basically no chance of your favourite team being shown. Thankfully City only play twice that time this season.

United don't play on a Saturday again this season.

I suspect Arsenal, Liverpool and Chelsea (I'm assuming these are the other most popular teams on the continent) don't have many more 3pm kick-offs on Saturday's either.