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[Joel Was Right]

Chelsea 3-0

Torres 67 mins

 

[DOBERMAN INC]

Happy for Torres, must have been driving him mad.

 

[Vivalaraza]

Sturridge just took that away from Torres. What a twat.

 

[confuziz]

Quick people, put Torres in your FF team!

 

[Kyoufu]

Di Matteo got Torres to score AND Sturridge to pass?!

Manager of the season.

 

[kharma45]

Seeing even Jonny Evans finding the net must have been the final straw for Torres.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

I don't believe this nonsense. Torres scored?

 

[offshore]

Nice goal.

 

[Kyoufu]

Neil Dannes or whatever his name is... someone sign him to the premiership.

 

[José Mourinho]

Sturridge just took that away from Torres. What a twat.

Sturridge has really bothered me at times this season, particularly today. He's a few good passes away from being a great player.

 

[Messi]

cgi. they even managed to retouch her jaw.

You shut your whore mouth

 

[Manager]

Emmanuel Frimpong‏@Frimpong26AFC
Is my playstation on or is that my tv Did Torres just score??

 

[Joel Was Right]

Seeing even Jonny Evans finding the net must have been the final straw for Torres.

:lol

Emmanuel Frimpong‏@Frimpong26AFC
Is my playstation on or is that my tv Did Torres just score??

DENCH

 

[KidA Seven]

Some people are calling the City Chelsea match, El Plastico. :lol

 

[Hixx]

Neat finish.

 

[Kyoufu]

Some people are calling the City Chelsea match, El Plastico. :lol

Awesome name

 

[Wes]

Someone spoilt a result after being asked not to? That's lame.

 

[Steverulez]

Some people are calling the City Chelsea match, El Plastico. :lol

I preferred El Cashico.

 

[Salazar]

Seeing even Jonny Evans finding the net must have been the final straw for Torres.

So, next season we rotate Jonny, Rio, Vida ? And bring up a reserve, maybe.

And figure out what Phil is going to be.

 

[Empty]

Some people are calling the City Chelsea match, El Plastico. :lol

el cashico is also good

 

[Wilbur]

So, next season we rotate Jonny, Rio, Vida ? And bring up a reserve, maybe.

And figure out what Phil is going to be.

Ahem. Chris.

 

[Salazar]

Ahem. Chris.

And Chris. Well. Proper sorted.

Just LB and CM.

 

[Wes]

SECOND TORRES GOAL

BACON IS FRYING

 

[José Mourinho]

Nando number 2!

 

[offshore]

Torres stylin'

 

[Vivalaraza]

One more Nando. One more!

 

[dalVlatko]

GO FOR THE HAT TRICK!

 

[methodman]

that was a great header. damn

 

[Willkiller]

By the beard of Zeus!

 

[Vivalaraza]

Sturridge.

Shaking. My. Head.

 

[Kyoufu]

What an unusual weekend it has been.

So unusual that Newcastle might even win a game!

 

[Wilbur]

By the beard of Zeus!

GREAT ODIN'S RAVEN

 

[Hixx]

Bet Schmeichel is gutted

 

[José Mourinho]

Sturridge.

Shaking. My. Head.

I want to slap him.

 

[Salazar]

Sturridge.

Shaking. My. Head.

Belongs at Arsenal.

 

[Wes]

Thunderbolt strike by Leicester :O

 

[offshore]

Fucking hell, what a goal.

 

[GorillaJu]

Wow. Great goal.

 

[Arsenal2022]

ITT Championship quality player scores against Championship team

Spoiler

Go for 3!!!

 

[Vivalaraza]

Some goal, that.

 

[Steverulez]

Sturridge doesn't need to pass every time in the first half whilst it would have been nice for him to pass to Torres I didn't feel he needed to.

Since then however he's been a selfish bastard.

On a better note: FERNANDOOOOOOOOO

 

[Feorax]

GREAT ODIN'S RAVEN

HOT POT OF COFFEE!

 

[Wes]

Torres so unselfish.

 

[Wilbur]

HOT POT OF COFFEE!

SMELLS LIKE BIGFOOTS DICK

 

[Vivalaraza]

That's just brilliant from Torres. Could have shot for his hat trick.

 

[Hixx]

 

[methodman]

Torres has been really good in this game tho

 

[dc89]

What the hell @ Meireles' hair?!

 

[GorillaJu]

LOL at Sturridge there. "Gimme the ball.. THE BALL GIMME THE .. GIM.. eh.. okay.. should have given me the ball, dude."

 

[Yurt]

Torres on fire! About time El Nino!