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[Para bailar La Bomba]

I open this thread for the first time in a week and what do I find?

Pictures of men in zebra suits.

Keep up the great work, guys.

Bolton want to forfeit the FA Cup tie rather face a replay at WHL. Thought you weren't allowed to forfeit FA Cup games if you can field a team.

 

[Yurt]

Happy birthday Farid! Welcome back

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[Broder Salsa]

Faridmon is back? Welcome back you feminist hater!

Also lol, rumor about United wanting our left back Bryan Oviedo. Sounds like too big a move, must be from some agent although the Costa Rica coach confirmed it too. The guy is married to miss Costa Rica, so maybe they just want some more eye candy over there.

 

[Salazar]

Also lol, rumor about United wanting our left back Bryan Oviedo.

Also confirmed that Ferguson was looking at Debuchy, not Hazard.

 

[Kenka]

Happy birthday Faridmon.


Favre has cemented his ambition of throwing Bayern out of the cup title race :

http://www.espnstar.com/football/bundesliga/news/detail/item771879/Favre-eyes-Bayern-cup-scalp/

 

[Salazar]

 

[dc89]

A City fan writes an open letter to The Sun challenging them over their media coverage on Hillsborough, Marc Vivien Foe and now Muamba

 

[Broder Salsa]

A City fan writes an open letter to The Sun challenging them over their media coverage on Hillsborough, Marc Vivien Foe and now Muamba

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=36163820#post36163820

and your link doesn't work.

 

[Salazar]

A City fan writes an open letter to The Sun challenging them over their media coverage on Hillsborough, Marc Vivien Foe and now Muamba

Just like the clubs we support, dc, I am slightly but importantly ahead of you.

 

[Wilbur]

Good, no need to support a shit team made up of whiny fucktards.

You're such an endearing character.

 

[Yurt]

15 - Napoli have scored 15 goals in the last 15 minutes of play this season, more than any other Serie A side. Thrilling

 

[dc89]

Just like the clubs we support, dc, I am slightly but importantly ahead of you.

>.>

 

[Ushojax]

According to the Guardian, Leon Britton made 100 passes against Fulham with a 96% success rate. Incredible.

 

[Salazar]

Affelay training.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VNAv2nLhWs

 

[FootballFan]

15 - Napoli have scored 15 goals in the last 15 minutes of play this season, more than any other Serie A side. Thrilling

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Most of them probably being Cavani goals lol. Saw the highlights from the Udinese match, Cavanis penalty was crap. Good that he scored 2 goals though, surprised he scored a free-kick.

According to the Guardian, Leon Britton made 100 passes against Fulham with a 96% success rate. Incredible.

Wow, that is damn good. Almost Xavi like. Almost

edit

Affelay training.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VNAv2nLhWs

Yeah I mentioned it earlier, didn't know there was video footage though.

Barca and Netherlands supporters, Afellay finally got in a training session! Should be back to playing within 2-3 weeks. Abidal also trained.

Wonder if he will make the squad for the Euros.

 

[Wilbur]

Also this weekend, Pirlo completed 97% of his 143 passes, Scholes 98% of his 98. Xavi, the only man competing against 11 opponents and withdrawn before full-time, was down at 90% of 88.

Better than Xavi, HA!

 

[Brewster's Wallet]

15 - Napoli have scored 15 goals in the last 15 minutes of play this season, more than any other Serie A side. Thrilling

Couldn't do it the other night in West London though

It was a shame that we had to play them and knock them out as they are by far one of the most entertaining things to happen to the Champions League in years. Cavani is just

 

[Milchmonster]

Favre has cemented his ambition of throwing Bayern out of the cup title race :

http://www.espnstar.com/football/bundesliga/news/detail/item771879/Favre-eyes-Bayern-cup-scalp/

The cup match will be very interesting. Gladbach is actually able to defend against Bayern unlike Hoffenheim, Basel and Berlin. It will show whether Bayern is actually as good as it seems or not. That said,

RRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSS

 

[Wilbur]

Also:

Scholes's lack of individual recognition hints at a lesser influence on the grandest stage, and it is not a huge surprise that he cannot boast of such awards. It is a shock, however, to discover that he has not received a single vote in the Ballon d'Or in his entire career. On five occasions he made the 50-man shortlist – 2000, 2001, 2003, 2004 and 2007 – yet not a single journalist decided to vote for him. Granted, he may not deserve to have been in the top five in any particular year, but when you learn that players of the calibre of Jan Koller, Papa Bouba Diop and Freddie Kanouté have received votes, you do start to wonder.

from http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/blog/2012/mar/19/paul-scholes-xavi-andrea-pirlo-playmaker

 

[Yurt]

Couldn't do it the other night in West London though

Full credit goes to Chelsea! It was one of those games for Napoli.

Cavanis penalty was crap. Good that he scored 2 goals though, surprised he scored a free-kick.

It was

Hard to score on Handanovic anyway! (50% - Samir Handanovic has saved 7 out of 14 penalties faced over his last two Serie A seasons)

 

[dschalter]

Also:



from http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/blog/2012/mar/19/paul-scholes-xavi-andrea-pirlo-playmaker

Diop's goal in 2002 was greater than anything Scholes has ever done.

 

[Meus Renaissance]

His heart had stopped for two hours

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2012/mar/18/fabrice-muamba-heart-two-hours

 

[Wilbur]

Diop's goal in 2002 was greater than anything Scholes has ever done.

Oh that makes it okay then

EDIT: I could pick two or three Scholes volleys just as good.

 

[faridmon]

Damn! I really hope he gets back beinga father again. My hert stopped for 10 min after an operation on my leg, can't imagine how scary it must be for a heart to stop in two hours.

 

[FootballFan]

Hard to score on Handanovic anyway! (50% - Samir Handanovic has saved 7 out of 14 penalties faced over his last two Serie A seasons)

Woah that is a great statistic. Considering penalties have a lot to do with luck and guessing, he must be a master guesser or be a lucky guy.

And wow at Muambas heart stopping for 2 hours? Damn, unreal.

 

[dschalter]

Oh that makes it okay then

EDIT: I could pick two or three Scholes volleys just as good.

it's not about quality, it's about the event. the goal itself wasn't amazing, but senegal's victory over france was the biggest world cup upset in quite some time and they even got to the quarterfinals. the ballon d'or makes heavy use of international performances and thus diop got a literally a couple of votes.

 

[Seep]

Glad to see Torres finally found his level yesterday.

And another big Fuck off to Stoke, horrible cunts.

 

[pappe]

it's not about quality, it's about the event. the goal itself wasn't amazing, but senegal's victory over france was the biggest world cup upset in quite some time and they even got to the quarterfinals. the ballon d'or makes heavy use of international performances and thus diop got a literally a couple of votes.

Messi has won it for the past 3 yrs.

 

[faridmon]

Messi has won it for the past 3 yrs.

Which strengths his argument...

 

[Ushojax]

Tottenham vs Stoke to go ahead as planned.

Going to be a very strange atmosphere. I hope we smash the rugby twats and dedicate the win to Muamba.

 

[dschalter]

Messi has won it for the past 3 yrs.

well, yes, because he's been that much better than every other player, which makes up for the fact that he's only been good with Argentina (and there was no major tournament in 2009 and the Copa America isn't the biggest of events; he also won by quite a bit less in 2010).

 

[Salazar]

Tottenham vs Stoke to go ahead as planned.

Going to be a very strange atmosphere.

Hope you get over them.

Think United's game against Fulham will be tricky. Wazza will need to make those passes. Think/hope Super Tom will be back on the bench.

 

[Wilbur]

it's not about quality, it's about the event. the goal itself wasn't amazing, but senegal's victory over france was the biggest world cup upset in quite some time and they even got to the quarterfinals. the ballon d'or makes heavy use of international performances and thus diop got a literally a couple of votes.

But you said it was a greater goal. I'm not disputing it was a great moment but the goal wasn't greater than anything Scholes has ever done.

 

[Salvadora]

But you said it was a greater goal. I'm not disputing it was a great moment but the goal wasn't greater than anything Scholes has ever done.

He's ginger.

 

[Wilbur]

He's ginger.

Oh yeah I forgot. Yeah fuck Scholes

 

[Broder Salsa]

He also showed his tiny penis at a match.

 

[Wilbur]

I do that at every match

 

[faridmon]

I do that at every match

There were many instances where you said otherwise.
Keep conradicting yourself.

 

[pappe]

Hope you get over them.

Think United's game against Fulham will be tricky. Wazza will need to make those passes. Think/hope Super Tom will be back on the bench.

Is Nani gonna b back for this game?

 

[santi_yo]

WAT

I need an explanation.

 

[Manager]

His heart had stopped for two hours

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2012/mar/18/fabrice-muamba-heart-two-hours

"One in every 300 of the young people that CRY tests will be identified with a potentially life-threatening condition. Every week in the UK, 12 apparently fit and healthy young people, under the age of 35, die from undiagnosed cardiac conditions. 80% of these deaths will occur with no prior symptoms."

Very scary...

 

[Wilbur]

There were many instances where you said otherwise.
Keep conradicting yourself.

i never get my penis out, i dont know what you're on about

 

[Salazar]

Is Nani gonna b back for this game?

No idea. Was supposed to be a bit of bruising he picked up in training.

Just read a "United linked with Leandro Damiao" thing. We join a long queue, I guess.

 

[Yen]

Do professional and semi-pro footballers not get compulsory heart checks? Even a poxy, amateur sport like gaelic football does, and it's vital, many lives have been saved.

 

[Yurt]

WAT

I need an explanation.

"The narrator claimed that Barcelona's formation represented arms smuggling routes to Syrian rebels. The players represent the smugglers, the narrator said, while the ball's position represents the current location of the weapons.


According to the narrator, when Barcelona star Leo Messi passes the ball it indicates that the weapons have reached rebels in Dir al-Zur. "

 

[faridmon]

i never get my penis out, i dont know what you're on about

Let us not talk about this again!!!!!

Oon the topic, Have Sunderland lost at home since MON took over?

 

[dc89]

Fire alarms have gone off at London Chest hospital. Evacuation taking place.

James Pearce has put it on twitter. He's the BBC sports and Olympic correspondent

 

[Salazar]

Good god, dc. What the hell.

 

[Hixx]

Let us not talk about this again!!!!!

Oon the topic, Have Sunderland lost at home since MON took over?

Arsenal. We'd played in a derby with extra time a few days before and they got two goals in the last 10 mins.

 

[Mastadon]

Let us not talk about this again!!!!!

|OT8| of Wilbury's tiny, minute, miniscule, infinitesimally small lady pleaser.

or

|OT8| Ban Wilbury's penis!