MarshMellow96
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It's like one of those meth lineups.
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Football Thread 2011/12 |OT7| Avaya ever heard anything like it?
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It's like one of those meth lineups.
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Mr. Luchador
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He looks really ill.
Not many people are flattered by camera pictures off poorly calibrated monitors.
And there's clearly some doctoring going on. But whatever. iaintevenmad.jpg
Willkiller
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Damn, :lol.
Woohooo, no junior next to my member anymore!
Welcome to the promised land!
José Mourinho
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Yeah, I can't really have Queen Kenny Dogleash, but if those pictures aren't edited then I don't know.
José Mourinho
cocknose
Oh god, I love when football fans talk about class.
I just got back from the hospital and I feel violated. Stage one over. Stage two: awkward living and bleeding and shit commence.
I'm too scared to do anything in fear of affecting the blood clot. :lol Like, I don't want to move my mouth or even stand up or have a drink of water cos I'm too worried.
I'm too scared to do anything in fear of affecting the blood clot. :lol Like, I don't want to move my mouth or even stand up or have a drink of water cos I'm too worried.
Looks to me like increased saturation and contrast, and modified levels to amplify the reds, and some not so subtle use of the paint brush to give some rosy cheeks here and there.
Doesn't seem like a particularly classy thing to do but this is a RedCafe creation, no doubt?
I personally have never called Ferguson "whiskey nose" but I also admit that I won't ever call him "Fergie" or any name or abbreviation that involves or implies the title "sir."
Carbonex I must have missed it. What's wrong?
My sister-in-law was on her honeymoon holiday in Peru and she started having serious headaches. Debilitating ones, really. She got an emergency flight back to Australia, whereupon they discovered that she had a blood clot (the wrong word, really, because it was a linear obstruction) running up a major artery to her brain. They were amazed that she survived the flight.
Sounds like a Ninja Theory cutscene.
Baconsaurus Rex
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Not having read your second sentence I was thinking you were talking about something completely different.
And I was disgusted.
I had a buggered wisdom tooth removed. The procedure was painless (though felt weird due to the pushing and prodding and cracking) but the fun begins after when you have to take care of the wound and ensure that you don't affect the blood clot (something about dry socket if the clot falls out). They sewed the wound though which will help but now I'm too worried about doing something wrong (either through drinking or eating) that could affect it, hahaha.
Well I love when 'fans' think their beyond reproach for reposting some grade school caliber joke. Its a tired joke and borderline offensive/homophobic.
Ahh okay. That kind of blood clot. Best of luck to you. I haven't had my wisdoms pulled but I'm certain it'll need to happen sooner rather than later
José Mourinho
cocknose
Homophobic?
Edit: I also love how you've called the fandom of people who banter a bit in to question.
I may need a root canal treatment. So we're kind of in the same boat, bro.
Hmmm. A Sunday league team got spanked 58-0.
"Lewis Parker, 60, who plays for Nova 2010, said: 'a lot of the players didn't turn up, so we expected to lose, but not by that much'".
"Stuart Bowker, 21, said: 'At 50-0, they'd had enough, but the referee told them they must carry on playing or they would risk being fined'".
"Lewis Parker, 60, who plays for Nova 2010, said: 'a lot of the players didn't turn up, so we expected to lose, but not by that much'".
"Stuart Bowker, 21, said: 'At 50-0, they'd had enough, but the referee told them they must carry on playing or they would risk being fined'".
My friend said that a root canal treatment is not a very pleasant experience, haha. I still don't even know what it entails, though that's because I don't want to look it up in fear of finding out horrible gory details. :lol
Mine was fine. The worst bit was the anaesthetic injections.
Those don't bother me so much personally, I have a pretty high threshold for those kinds of sharp stings. Except when I got a good 3 or 4 of them right into the top ridge of my big toe for ingrown toenail surgery. That was balls.
So I'm considering doing a couple of coaching courses through my county FA...
Does anyone here have any experience with them?
Oh god oh god oh god.
I always spend 4-5 hours after any football session convincing myself that I don't have an ingrown toenail and you're not helping my incessant denial!
Does anyone here have any experience with them?
Oh god oh god oh god.
I always spend 4-5 hours after any football session convincing myself that I don't have an ingrown toenail and you're not helping my incessant denial!
Homophobic?yeah, because everybody who calls him "Queen Kenny" is obviously referring to the well publicised homosexual exploits of Kenny Dalglish and not just poking fun because the Liverpool fans call him "King". Get out of here.
Edit: I also love how you've called the fandom of people who banter a bit in to question.
Calling into question the masculinity of a man with the word "queen"; and I'm sure you're aware of the use both in and against the gay community. With how rampant homophobia in football is you don't think it might be slightly offensive, and meant to be? But honestly I'm more offended by dogleash, Just terrible.
I'm not sure even, say, Seep or FuturusX would go in to bat for Kenny like this.
I read that Phil, Smalling, Pog and Super Tom played for the reserves last night against Villa.
José Mourinho
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And you genuinely think that when people say "Queen Kenny" it's because they're calling his masculinity in to question and not just to poke fun and be contrary, given the fact that his fans call him King? You really think that? Wow.
I've not seen you in this thread before, and let me tell you, in all the times I've seen "Queen Kenny" thrown out there (and there have been a few let me tell you), you're the first to have a problem with it, and you're the first to assume it was used in a homophobic manner. You're either a troll or a massive cock.
Also, I didn't realise we had to throw out incredible zingers or not banter at all. But I'm glad you're here now to sort us out.
Every now and then a pioneer comes in to the football thread and we just have to accept it.
Well I was thinking of aiming for towards working with kids (steady!) and then maybe applying for Camp America next year or something to coach some real football to all the yankee kids!
Haven't looked at McDonalds scheme though - I'm just looking at my county site.
Vieira has not been a good press player.
Speaking of that bell, he got off having his license suspended for going over 12 pts because he said it would put Stoke in jeopardy of relegation and people would lose their jobs and the city would suffer; he couldn't get a chauffeur incase they overheard any transfer talk, leaked it and jeopardized it
The Tevez comment is perfect.
Vieira started it, out of nowhere. Completely unnecessary and the quotes themselves were very dumb. Ferguson did it very smart.
As I said before, it WAS a sign of weakness to return Scholes, no one had any idea where he stood ability wise. Which was said in January. But, then United went on to win more or less all matches with him. To say those kinds of stuff after that is beyond stupidity.
Vieira bent over with his pants down for that, open goal. Ferguson has waited five months to say that.
I thought Scholes was going to backfire but it's turned out brilliantly.
http://forums.bluemoon-mcfc.co.uk/v...sid=b40f1790367ffe7a43340b6720cbd2fe&start=70
I fucking hate Bluemoon.
I fucking hate Bluemoon.
LabouredSubterfuge
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Exactly. I think it's just the Bilbao player falling over that makes it so mesmerising.
I wonder how Mancini felt when he read that.
Fine. He's basically Balotelli's dad and his son plays for City so the more the merrier!
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