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[dc89]

On a strict diet with his daily training it's feasible that he can lose more than 4-5 pounds per week!

I mean, I did a bit of a diet plan last year to lose a few pounds and I lost 4 pounds by just eating healthy and playing a hour's worth of 5 a side.

Weight loss slows up though, you lose the most in your first 1-2 weeks.

 

[pappe]

Probably just a weird angle.

But my God the front line of Aguero and Tevez will strike fears into the heart of all the opponents!

 

[LegoArmo]

Gregg Wylde is actually quite a decent player. Someone will sign him up.

 

[Salazar]

.

"Our short term target is to win the Champions League".

Another mercenary wanker-magnet of a club. Excellent.

 

[bjaelke]

Should probably have bolded the entire article. Next Messi

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

How is Javier Pastore doing at PSG?

 

[Willkiller]

Should probably have bolded the entire article. Next Messi

It's so weird people talk about the 'next' Messi as if the one we have is finished. He's 24 XD

 

[Salazar]

Should probably have bolded the entire article. Next Messi

So whose club typically spends 100m euro a year ?

Christopher Samba must be kicking himself.

Oh wait. He's not good enough.

 

[FootballFan]

Probably just a weird angle.

But my God the front line of Aguero and Tevez will strike fears into the heart of all the opponents!

Yep, with Silva and Yaya causing havoc inbetween. Will be interesting to see how much(or if) City will improve on their CL performances this season, I am guessing they will reach last 8, no further.

And wow, lol. This is my 100th post on GAF. 50 of them have been in this thread.

 

[Salazar]

Watching Everton v United 06/07

4-2 comeback. Everton fans still sore about Wazza leaving. Beautiful.

 

[dc89]

Inside City - Trolltelli & Pizarro shoot penalites

LOL at Balotelli's run up. What the hell.

Also, if you like watching training then the majority of that video is training. Nice to see Tevez back in the fold and working well with team mates.

 

[mocolostrocolos]

Sydney LeRoux is on Solo and Morgan tier.

Blue Mountain State.

 

[Salazar]

Blue Mountain State.

Ain't seen it.

 

[mocolostrocolos]

Ain't seen it.

Then you don't know the true meaning of life.

Pocket pussy.

 

[Kenka]

How is Javier Pastore doing at PSG?

Not that great actually. Sites on the bench at times.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Not that great actually. Sites on the bench at times.

According to
http://www.football-lineups.com/footballer/21660/
He has started pretty much every match, except now just recently when he was injured and missed a few matches. He has scored 10 goals and had 6 asssists.

 

[Rikkun]

Then you don't know the true meaning of life.

Pocket pussy.

I think I've only seen that episode, and the oil change one.

I'll never sleep properly again.

 

[Yurt]

Our CBs tonight:

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+

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[Salazar]

Oh no, Yurt. You don't get to complain. Not today.

 

[Yurt]

^
Fair enough

↓

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Bad Yurt! Very bad Yurt!

 

[Salazar]

 

[bjaelke]

"On a 1-10 scale, 1 being the best, how would you rate these Man United players?"

 

[Salazar]

"On a 1-10 scale, 1 being the best, how would you rate these Man United players?"

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Burn them!

 

[bjaelke]

 

[Salazar]

Younes Belhanda, supposedly a PSG target.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sh162CToxsA

Looks classy, but I don't think he's at all ready to drive the team they say they're building.

 

[Yurt]

 

[pappe]

I am happy Pogba is leaving. This probably means that Fergie will have to break bank and buy a good CM rather than rely on youngsters for 1 more season.

Not every1 can turn out like Wellbeck. For all we know Pogba might turn out to be another "Kiko".

Edit: Fuck those Gif's are scary. Stop it guys!

 

[Salazar]

Stop it guys!

Or else what, huh ?

Ok. I'm done.

Adam Digby ‏ @Adz77
Pogba-Juve? Kid should read my @Inbedwimaradona piece on co-ownership, it'll feature prominantly in his future #HiPaulByePaulEnjoySiena

The piece in question

http://inbedwithmaradona.com/journal/2012/3/5/calcio-and-co-ownership.html

I infer that when this does happen, it means more paydays for Mino.

 

[Yurt]

I know Adam!

Really, everyone is puzzled by his decision. First team football, not in Italy, not with Juve and most certainly not with Conte. And Mino knows this.

 

[José Mourinho]

shut up cock nose

:lol

i cant believe i forgot to ask this, its probably the most important thing from any of today's games: is eva still on the bench for chelsea?!

Fairly sure she is. She was here before AVB as far as I know.

Did anybody else like Bobby Di's mention of AVB, very respectful.

 

[José Mourinho]

double post.

 

[Salazar]

John Chapman ‏ @BelgoFoot
Andreas Pereira's dad has told HNB that his son hopes to be playing in #mufc 1st team in two years; maybe he should check out Pogba's tale.

lol. Andreas is 16. Our attacking midfielders are going bananas.

Fryers is welcome to do one if he wants. I believe he's still not signing. We do need LB cover, and to slide in Fabio more regularly as we slide Evra out - but I think it's definitely crucial enough to buy someone.

10:55 The Reds have just started training at Carrington. Here are the 22 players involved: De Gea, Amos, Johnstone; Evans, Evra, Fabio, Ferdinand, Jones, Rafael, Smalling, Thorpe; Anderson, Carrick, Cleverley, Giggs, Nani, Park, Young; Berbatov, Hernandez, Rooney, Welbeck. In addition, Antonio Valencia is training away from the main group, just doing some light running at the moment.

I don't particularly care about Tony featuring against Bilbao. We need that lad for the league, because damned if West Brom aren't going to set up solid.

 

[dc89]

Mario Balotelli says Manchester City are not worried about the title threat posed by their local rivals Manchester United. "We are a great group," Balotelli told Gazzetta dello Sport. "We have quality. If we remain together until the end, United will finish behind us and they are not to be feared."

Balotelli also insists he has matured in the last 12 months, despite reports he broke a club curfew last week, saying: "The intensity and the effort that I am giving this year, also in training, cannot be compared to that of last year. I have grown and certain things I've understood."

Via BBC.

Rangers director Dave King fears the club will not exit administration and that liquidation is "inevitable".

In a statement, King said the club's owner Craig Whyte has "abused the loyalty of fans" by mortgaging future sales of tickets to Ticketus.

King also claims that Sir David Murray had no knowledge that proof of funds supplied by Whyte to purchase the club was secured by season ticket sales.

Via BBC. That is grave news. I've always said that they are not too big. People said that they are too big to go bust and be liquidated. No one is too big. I thought seeing banking giants collapse left right and centre would have taught the world this.

 

[Salazar]

The best interview was Kolo saying "look how strong we are. We left Kun and Silva on the bench against Bolton and still beat them".

Of course you did. They're fucking Bolton.

Each team in Europa League final will only get 9k tickets.

lol. Fuck this.

 

[Mastadon]

Am I the only one who thinks Chelsea's club doctor isn't that fit? 6/10 at a push.

 

[Broder Salsa]

http://www.caughtoffside.com/2012/03/06/rangers-pair-gregg-wylde-mervan-celik-made-redundant-as-11-set-for-ibrox-exit/

We were trying to sign Celik last summer where he went to Rangers instead. Now they terminated his contract after he refused to go down 75% in wages (lol), hopefully we can get him now, seems like a promising young winger.

 

[Salazar]

Am I the only one who thinks Chelsea's club doctor isn't that fit? 6/10 at a push.

I would be feigning hamstring strains all the time.

She looks like the type Sven goes for, but younger, classier, and prettier.

 

[bjaelke]

Am I the only one who thinks Chelsea's club doctor isn't that fit? 6/10 at a push.

She's definitely one of the prettier physio's around.

nsfw(?): http://i.imgur.com/YhCgT.jpg

 

[dschalter]

She's definitely one of the prettier physio's around.

nsfw(?): http://i.imgur.com/YhCgT.jpg

not confirmed that that's her.

she's still hot.

 

[Mastadon]

I would be feigning hamstring strains all the time.

Still not seeing it I'm afraid, she looks a bit wizened and bitter to me.

Mind you, having to rub John Terry down as part of your job would have the effect I suppose.

Edit: If that's her in the link Bjaelke posted, then I take it all back. Damn.

 

[Carbonox]

Would smang.

In other, more random news, has anyone seen a strange new phenomenon on their facebook pages revolving around a crazy dudebro called Joseph Kony and people spamming some shitty video about spreading awareness? It's actually rather annoying.

 

[Raytow]

Is she biting her lip in the last gif or I have a very dirty mind?

 

[bjaelke]

Would smang.

In other, more random news, has anyone seen a strange new phenomenon on their facebook pages revolving around a crazy dudebro called Joseph Kony and people spamming some shitty video about spreading awareness? It's actually rather annoying.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=465710

 

[Kyoufu]

Would smang.

In other, more random news, has anyone seen a strange new phenomenon on their facebook pages revolving around a crazy dudebro called Joseph Kony and people spamming some shitty video about spreading awareness? It's actually rather annoying.

Yep. What is it about?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=465710

Oh I see.

 

[Carbonox]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=465710

Thanks. I'm aware of the guy but am highly perplexed at the amount of people trying to "spread the word" and show support when they don't fully understand the subject matter, hence me bringing up Facebook. So many chumps.

This post sums up my feelings: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=35796297&postcount=13

BACK TO FOOTBALL LADS.

 

[Salazar]

Dr. Carneiro is one of the few positive PR cards Chelsea have left. She's so awesome.

 

[Mastadon]

Dr. Carneiro is one of the few positive PR cards Chelsea have left. She's so awesome.

She should date Mata. They could be football's new power couple and the acceptable face of Chelsea.

 

[Kyoufu]

Mata is awesome. Easily Chelsea's best player right now.