Only time I ever had morphine, I got week long constipation and had to be enema'd/ fingered by a hot nurse.
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Football Thread 2011/2012 | OT11 | Roll on the Euros and transfer muppetry
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Only time I ever had morphine, I got week long constipation and had to be enema'd/ fingered by a hot nurse.
Any fucking excuse.
Meus Renaissance
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Since some of you had some nice words about my Suarez illustration, here's the latest
Amazing. How did you achieve this
Since some of you had some nice words about my Suarez illustration, here's the latest
Edit: finished it up! Less stalky/superman-esque and a better background
Looks awesome! Can you do one of Jay Spearing next?
fadetoblack
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So many spammers on twitter. Jesus christ.
Thanks for the kind words. Meus, it's basically a bunch of geometric shapes that I layered on top of each other and morphed with the pen tool in Adobe Illustrator, then filled them in with various flesh tones and gradients. Took a lot of patience to keep it symmetrical, but the reward for that is good in the end!
The other ones I want to do are Messi, Lucas, Sneijder and Gerrard. Though Spearing, being the statuesque figure of greatness that he is, might deserve first priority.
The other ones I want to do are Messi, Lucas, Sneijder and Gerrard. Though Spearing, being the statuesque figure of greatness that he is, might deserve first priority.
Since some of you had some nice words about my Suarez illustration, here's the latest
Edit: finished it up! Less stalky/superman-esque and a better background
I like how you kept the eyes black in order to illustrate the utter emptiness of Suarez and the pure evil that resides within him.
That was just Viva admiring Sneijder.
Haha. Really it's because the guy I copied did the same with a few of his illustrations, including the Balotelli one being used as an avatar here. Fits for Suarez since he has those long eye-lashes and is often squinting.
But anyway, yeah. Suarez embraces King Kenny's Kop, etc.
Tim the Wiz
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Never had that much of a thing for older women - and the show gives me horrific flashbacks of my law school misery - but I think Maxine Peake is the one you should be noticing.
Never had that much of a thing for older women - and the show gives me horrific flashbacks of my law school misery - but I think Maxine Peake is the one you should be noticing.
Natalie Dormer has my heart.
LabouredSubterfuge
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Never had that much of a thing for older women - and the show gives me horrific flashbacks of my law school misery - but I think Maxine Peake is the one you should be noticing.
You went to law school Tim? In the US?
I've started a new FM campaign with Arsenal.
Nasri and Fabregas were sold so I had plenty of money to buy new players. Vermaelen is out until December so I bought Hummels to shore up defence. I needed a good midfielder so I bought Kwadwo Asamoah.
I have Song playing as an anchorman in midfield, Asamoah as a ball winning midfielder and Arteta as a cm. My defence is absolute shit. I beat United 5-4 and Spurs 4-3. Spend £40m trying to shore up defence and defence actually gets worse
I hate this game sometimes.
Nasri and Fabregas were sold so I had plenty of money to buy new players. Vermaelen is out until December so I bought Hummels to shore up defence. I needed a good midfielder so I bought Kwadwo Asamoah.
I have Song playing as an anchorman in midfield, Asamoah as a ball winning midfielder and Arteta as a cm. My defence is absolute shit. I beat United 5-4 and Spurs 4-3. Spend £40m trying to shore up defence and defence actually gets worse
I hate this game sometimes.
And homoerotic biker gangs.
I had morphine once when I had my tonsils out at 14. It was good until it wore off.
The little attachment that blows oxygen up your nostrils is as good as a drug.
Tim the Wiz
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In Australia, you can do law at university straight out of high school. I enjoyed the mooting, and applying legal theory, but I saw my life stretching before me, and the decision to change majors was pretty simple.
Savour her. She's gone in season two. Off to HBO shores, to meet this charming rascal:
By the way, have you read GRRM yet?
Savour her. She's gone in season two.
Off to HBO shores, to meet this charming rascal:
By the way, have you read GRRM yet?
sad news for bundesliga fans:
Peter Neururer(former Hannover 96 coach) had a heart attack and is now in an induced coma.
http://www.spox.com/de/sport/fussba...urer-erlitt-herzinfarkt-beim-golfspielen.html
Peter Neururer(former Hannover 96 coach) had a heart attack and is now in an induced coma.
http://www.spox.com/de/sport/fussba...urer-erlitt-herzinfarkt-beim-golfspielen.html
i always thought he was some kind of joke but thats terrible
i hope he will be better soon.Haha that and I quite liked the blob of cream they put under a plaster on your hand where they inject you. Felt funny to prod and probe.
Match preparation, attacking set pieces. Hernandez comes on for the real Welberg and hits them on the break.
In the 16 years that I have been playing my current FM11 save, I have finished first in the league 15 times. The only time I did not finish first was my first season with York City in the premier league (I always start with conference teams). I don't really know why, but I have never found football manager to be at all difficult.
Awesome Animals
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Wilbuz. How you feeling.
Willkiller
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I just can't get into Fifa Ultimate Team.
What's this I'm hearing about killing thousands of dogs because of Euro?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbJPWMB8MJs&feature=share
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbJPWMB8MJs&feature=share
everthustodeadbeats
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You are ManUre
I've always found it quite hard before I've decided to just say fuck it attack. Now I'm pretty good. FM12 is harder than 11 though I think.
Okay thanks. My ribs still really hurt but I've been told it's okay, and just to rest up and take a bunch of painkillers.
Weird though... my girlfriend was onto insurance first thing this morning and tried to sort it all out. Got a call about an hour ago at her door from the police saying that the guy that backed into us called them last night complaining about whiplash. He didn't even bother calling insurance until my girlfriend's guy (same insurance company) got in touch with him.
I beat Barcarse.
Broder Salsa
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9GAG HAS LIED TO ME!
What? What the fuck hahahaahahaha?! Cesc up front? No fucking way.
Also Busquets and Alonso together is so pointless. I'd drop Alonso if they're going to try and play like Barca.
Cesc up front :lol
Steverulez
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Rumours going round RDM has signed a 1 year contract at the club.
I suppose it means we don't have to pay him £12m compensation when Roman gets inevitably bored with him.
I suppose it means we don't have to pay him £12m compensation when Roman gets inevitably bored with him.
wat? are you serious... wtf del bosque.. he;s lost his mind.. all that to bring Torres in the second half... I think Llorente may be more effective for us this tournament for crosses into the box since most teams are just going to pack it in
I would drop both alonso and busquets and put J.Martinez there if you are going to have silva xavi iniesta in front of him anyway.
Awesome Animals
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I take it back. It isn't worth it. FIFA is a broken game where the winner is randomly decided.
Can't wait to see Pep turn you down when it's revealed Abramovic will try and buy Jamie Carragher in January
Willkiller
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Oh you!
He'll make so many clearances for France
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