I had a gf in high school who was about 100 pounds, skinny as a stick but melon-sized tits. I was only 15 and didn't dare tread into that territory at the time, but I met up with her a few times after graduation and righted the fuck out of that wrong.
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Football Thread 2011/2012 | OT11 | Roll on the Euros and transfer muppetry
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I had a gf in high school who was about 100 pounds, skinny as a stick but melon-sized tits. I was only 15 and didn't dare tread into that territory at the time, but I met up with her a few times after graduation and righted the fuck out of that wrong.
This is the greatest page in NeoGAF history. I don't think there's many more things on the planet greater than a nice pair of tits. Peanut chicken satays from the Chinese takeaway, Dwight Yorke, Bad Boys II. And tits.
They're just... I can't even begin to describe how wonderful they are.
Edit: fuck new page
They're just... I can't even begin to describe how wonderful they are.
Edit: fuck new page
Abidal?
Freewheelin'
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Evra
Meus Renaissance
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Good man
No cause he's recovering.
Cliche starts in place of Evra. I'll kind of miss the lulz Evra provides.
Agreed. My girlfriend's got Bs but damn if they don't look sweet
Wilbury you gaven't got a girlfriend. Stop stalking people
France to lose because of Clichy.
Willkiller
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It's been a while since I've had a good handful. Not that there's anything wrong with smaller ones if they're in proportion!
Wilbury you gaven't got a girlfriend. Stop stalking people
France to lose because of Clichy.
She's only 21 days younger than me. Progress.
Don't have time to watch, going out in 10 minutes but gonna read up on it later.
Juventus and Nike have today unveiled the new away kit for season 2012/13. The elegant shirt, bearing new sponsor Jeep, is flood black, a colour chosen to highlight the Bianconeri’s determination and hunger for success.
Why, why, why, WHY, WHY, WHY ruin a fantastic shirt with that fucking sticker? It makes no sense. RAGEEE!!!! I can only imagine that this is how Jeep wanted it, seeing how their 'official logo' is black letters on white background. Fuck. :/
Freewheelin'
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Cheers!
PrematureQuiche
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Jesus :/ A Euro international game is put on hold. This is what would happen if it was held in the UK haha.
Willkiller
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Wait, what happened? I went to make a pizza.
Freewheelin'
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Willkiller
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Hot!
Yeah, It's pretty crazy. I panicked and thought it was a racism thing when I came in and saw the big 'Match suspended' thingy.
Freewheelin'
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Best pizza, fuck the haters
Why, why, why, WHY, WHY, WHY ruin a fantastic shirt with that fucking sticker? It makes no sense. RAGEEE!!!! I can only imagine that this is how Jeep wanted it, seeing how their 'official logo' is black letters on white background. Fuck. :/
http://www.pssautomotive.com/product_images/uploaded_images/jeep-logo-wallpaper-595x446-500x375.jpg[IMG][/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://yourautoworld.com/images/Accessories/jeep-logo-seat-cover.jpg
FUCK OFF JEEP.
The customized three stars is genius though, I love it.
If anything, the sponsor highlights our laziness.
I'll soon! I want to finish watching Spaced first!
As a Chilean, you're a fucking warrior by default. I won't mind signing you for Juve.
BlindCommunication
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Woah never seen such a storm for a football match. No wonder they suspended the play. If the game is postponed to another day, it will cause a serious headache/delay.
Sky Italia are reporting that #Liverpool ready to release Alberto Aquilani, but player wants a pay-off before he joins #Milan (on a free).
Any idea of what players was Rudi Voller scouting yesterday in the Boca - U de Chile match?
Any idea of what players was Rudi Voller scouting yesterday in the Boca - U de Chile match?
Sky Italia are reporting that #Liverpool ready to release Alberto Aquilani, but player wants a pay-off before he joins #Milan (on a free).
Any idea of what players was Rudi Voller scouting yesterday in the Boca - U de Chile match?
I think its the opposite of that actually - Liverpool want a payoff from Aquilani, is what people have been saying.
ITV just showed you a close up of the pitch and the water was standing on the pitch. I think this isn't going to recommence.
Sunhi again, best GIF of the tournament so far. So much mileage in that one.
I ordered a pizza last night and ate none of it so it would go cold. Like a boss. I wanted to eat it during this game, fuck you weather.
I just ate a whole tub of americone dream :/ feel sick
Willkiller
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Match suspended? Might as well fap.
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tymo flirting with ribery :O
Sviatoslav
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looks more like he's shaking him down for money.
Gareth Bale
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I bet you guys were wishing someone would give Nasri a metal rod to hold in all that thunder.
No one likes Nasri dc. Just accept it.
ITV just showed you a close up of the pitch and the water was standing on the pitch. I think this isn't going to recommence.
Sunhi again, best GIF of the tournament so far. So much mileage in that one.
Wasn't that the guy that was bouncing up and down for the portugal v deanmark game?
Yep, Elsk provided the GIF and it was the Germany Holland game.
They can fit it in tomorrow's 5pm slot. Only problem being 1 less day's rest before the final group games.
Awesome Animals
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I won't let this discussion die since I was away while it occurred.
I agree with that. I think that is why I like the B-cup or smaller women. Definitely enjoy the playing more.
Proportion is the most important, agreed.
Well, yea. Although I don't share your infatuation with Kim Kardashian.
That is a big reason I wasn't impressed with that Danish Euro girl. Her tits drooped way to far. Plus her hair looked gross, and she looked like she was wearing too much make-up. A push-up bra could have made me notice none of that.
I love women.
I've found girls with big tits to be one of life's great tragedies. All those I've been with have been entirely tolerant of however much fondling I want to do, but it's only fun to an extent, since they don't really seem to REALLY enjoy it. It's like when she'll see a movie you want to see together, but she'll never get excited about it. Three of my exes had freakishly large, disproportionate tits, but it was never how I imagined.
The girls I've been with who had nothing going on in that region turn on like a light switch, and one of them would come like a bottle rocket if I toyed around with what little she had.
You just can't seem to have it both ways
I agree with that. I think that is why I like the B-cup or smaller women. Definitely enjoy the playing more.
Proportion is the most important, agreed.
Well, yea. Although I don't share your infatuation with Kim Kardashian.
That is a big reason I wasn't impressed with that Danish Euro girl. Her tits drooped way to far. Plus her hair looked gross, and she looked like she was wearing too much make-up. A push-up bra could have made me notice none of that.
I love women.
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