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Football Thread 2011/2012 | OT11 | Roll on the Euros and transfer muppetry
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Of course. You think the Chuckle Brothers would lie?
One's just a fat version of the other isn't he?
Fun fact: I know two separate people who have seen an individual Chuckle Brother have accidents on holiday.
Freewheelin'
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....what kind of accidents?
Incontinence based accidents? I wouldn't be surprised in the slightest.
Not the kind you have shitpants.
One fell off his bike in Greece, the other spilt a drink on his cock in Spain
Do the FA allow extraterrestrial signings as part of their foreign quota?
Cold blooded.
Choc will agree with me in saying the FA have no rules against warmongering extraterrestrials playing in England.
PrematureQuiche
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I'm thinking of travelling to the Chelsea v MLS All-Stars in Philidelphia but I was wondering if players such as Beckham, Donavon, Henry and the likes will be their? Also what was that all star game in Miami with Messi and Neymar? might see if I can go see that ahah
Only above my knob.
LabouredSubterfuge
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He did look good. Sign him up Fergie.
Regulus Tera
Romanes Eunt Domus
Soldado > Pedro
Vivalaraza
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Think this is one where he really is more likely to end up at Arsenal. They invited Crewe to trail at Colney for today's game and I'm pretty sure they have firm interest in Powell. Would get more playing time there aswell. Probably will offer him more money too.
At least you are getting Gaitan...
Fuck Gaitan, he even does fuck all on FIFA. Nolito is his superior.
I hope we're not here to see it; I hope we're not here to see it.
Vivalaraza
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I thought it was well established they were bro's?
My brother posts on GAF too!
My brother posts on GAF too!
My brother lurks >>
He's a United fan isn't he?
Switch user habits.
Viva why doesn't your brother post here?!
Sweet Jesus. To see them laid out like that.
In the spirit of grasping at straws I am going to change the bar for Spain. Now its not enough that they win it. I will dub them a failure if they concede a single goal.
Take THAT best international squad.
Vivalaraza
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You think a defence with half brains like Ramos and Piqué won't concede a goal?
Thought it was a Clegg alt
Vivalaraza
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Lamb biri. Mmmm.
I am going for the weak point mate. Its our only chance.
I suppose the other thing we can take from it is everyone who plays Spain will play 9 men behind the ball and just stifle them for 90 minutes hoping for a lucky break.
Which is a bit of a shame, that Spain team could provide some amazing moments if other teams went at them.
Yup he is a United fan.
Not sure how much it would happen, at least in Birmingham Villa/City supporters tend to be by street or full family. I dont know of many split families.
Liverpool/Everton would be interesting to ask.
Also >please insert Man United is a London cub joke here<
Thanks, bro.
So I guess even People Mag talk football transfer rumors in England? Or maybe there's no relation.
Interesting, I hadn't heard that Chelsea were interested in Willian. He's great in Football Manager but he hasn't done much in real life, has he?
http://www.people.co.uk/sport/footb...e-with-city-over-eden-hazard-102039-23875651/
Interesting, I hadn't heard that Chelsea were interested in Willian. He's great in Football Manager but he hasn't done much in real life, has he?
Its good that we got the Podolski deal sorted but I would've liked more to be honest. It probably doesn't help that players like M'Vila are wanting to wait until after the Euros.
Well, today the team I was coaching played in the cup I mentioned in a post in one of the other OT's. The kids are 11-12 years old. We didn't win it, but I'm still proud of them. We won the match for third place, so the kids were still sort of happy. There were 26 teams from different schools participating, so I'm happy we got this far. In the group stages we scored 16 goals and conceded 4, winning four games and losing one. We did well until the semi finals, losing 4-0. That score broke my heart, but I didn't show it. I kept cheering the kids on. Another class from our school reached the final, so we cheered them on. They then went and won it. After the cup, the kids from our classes celebrated together. The two teams in the final were much better than the other teams, because they have a lot of talented kids who play in actual football teams. Most kids and the adults who cared had already predicted the two teams in the final. They were undefeated before the deciding match.
It was a great day, and I had a lot of fun. It was especially fun to see the kids so happy. Had I not coached them, they would not have been allowed to play. There's always a parent who has to be coach and take responsibility, but no one wanted to. This meant the kids weren't allowed to play. I saw how heartbroken they were when they got the news, and I almost cried when I watched their reaction. They begged me to do something about it. After some complaining to the organisors, they accepted me as coach. The reaction when the kids found out I was going to coach them was priceless. Again I was about to cry, manly tears of joy. They were jumping up and down, hugging eachother, humping my legs, etc. This is why working with these children can be so great at times. Despite the troubles they have at times, it is moments like these that makes me remember that they are still kids and need as much happiness they can get. If I'm a reason for them being happy, I won't complain.
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Andy Carroll rules!
It was a great day, and I had a lot of fun. It was especially fun to see the kids so happy. Had I not coached them, they would not have been allowed to play. There's always a parent who has to be coach and take responsibility, but no one wanted to. This meant the kids weren't allowed to play. I saw how heartbroken they were when they got the news, and I almost cried when I watched their reaction. They begged me to do something about it. After some complaining to the organisors, they accepted me as coach. The reaction when the kids found out I was going to coach them was priceless. Again I was about to cry, manly tears of joy. They were jumping up and down, hugging eachother, humping my legs, etc. This is why working with these children can be so great at times. Despite the troubles they have at times, it is moments like these that makes me remember that they are still kids and need as much happiness they can get. If I'm a reason for them being happy, I won't complain.
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Andy Carroll rules!
We were terrible when we were younger. Not too bad we are now 23 and 21.
The People is a really shitty tabloid.
Shaqiri is going to use the #11
I think he'll become one of the best footballers around. Can't figure out why no one other than Bayern went for him. Or maybe they did, I don't know.
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