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[Willkiller]

Just finished ep 9 of season 1 of Game of Thrones (MASSIVE SPOILERS AHEAD)

Spoiler

What. The. Fuck? Did Sean Bean really just get his loaf of bread cut off. It was a trick right? RIGHT? Seriously man fuck that little blond King cunt. I want him slowly killed asap

 

[Clegg]

Just finished ep 9 of season 1 of Game of Thrones (MASSIVE SPOILERS AHEAD)

Spoiler

What. The. Fuck? Did Sean Bean really just get his loaf of bread cut off. It was a trick right? RIGHT? Seriously man fuck that little blond King cunt. I want him slowly killed asap

And another Joffrey hater is born.

 

[Arnie]

Hahahahaha

I love that reaction, everyone has it. There's much and more to come Willkiller. But don't let it kill your will. Stick with it. It gets so good.

 

[Kyoufu]

"Loaf of bread" :lol

I love Willkiller.

You have no idea. I literally just searched for him on Twitter to give him shit.

He doesn't have one

Spoiler

Gotta say though, brilliant casting for him. I hated him in ep1 before he'd even said a word. Dat smug, cuntish face

:lol :lol

 

[Willkiller]

And another Joffrey hater is born.

You have no idea. I literally just searched for him on Twitter to give him shit.

He doesn't have one

Spoiler

Gotta say though, brilliant casting for him. I hated him in ep1 before he'd even said a word. Dat smug, cuntish face

Edit: Also, I have no idea why cockney rhyming slang comes out of me when I'm tired. And Arnie, I have no intention of quitting now. For a show to get such an extreme reaction out of me 9 episodes in means I'm emotionally invested now. I'm in for the long haul.
To the season finale now, hopefully there'll be some tits and a happy ending to cheer me up.

 

[PrematureQuiche]

I don't know if anyone posted this but a non-league team (Wembley FC) have got loads of retired players to play for them in their FA Cup and they are being sponsored by Budweiser.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/18534739

Managed by Terry Venables haha.

 

[Clegg]

You have no idea. I literally just searched for him on Twitter to give him shit.

He doesn't have one

Spoiler

Gotta say though, brilliant casting for him. I hated him in ep1 before he'd even said a word. Dat smug, cuntish face

He also smokes a pipe irl.

Suck it haters.

 

[Willkiller]

He also smokes a pipe irl.

Suck it haters.

Motherfucker

 

[rodvik]

But Herzog has the best voice in the world

Great voice but if you get a chance watch the movie and you will see what I mean. He takes these treasures of humanity and sticks himself right in as the center of attention. I still reccomend the movie thogh, you will easily be able to tune Herzog out after a whle.

 

[Meier]

"According to some English and Russian media sources #Liverpool is about to make an offer to buy Kuban's Lacina Traore. Traore also has a 20m offer from Anzhi."

I don't know who he is.

He was fucking amazing in Football Manager 2011.. he hasn't done much in FM12 in my saves so I'm not sure how he's been in it for others, but the dude is insanely tall. Probably the best "target man" in the game.

Prometheus in 3D is lovely. Definitely a must see in that format if you do see it.

 

[Salazar]

Ashley Cole "wants 100th cap in Euro 2012 final".

Bending over backwards to make it about you, son.

Not a good look.

 

[Ashes]

He was pushed into that corner though by the interviewer.

 

[Lightning]

Ashley Cole "wants 100th cap in Euro 2012 final".

Bending over backwards to make it about you, son.

Not a good look.

It's fuckwits like him that make me want an Italy victory.

 

[Salazar]

He was pushed into that corner though by the interviewer.

lol at guy on Girls throwing out lines I would expect from a Wilbury-tier freak

Spoiler

"The first time I fuck you, I may scare you. Because I'm a man who knows how to do things"

 

[Ashes]

Just saying.

I think he was asked, paraphrasing:

- You're on 97 caps, so you could potentially have 100th cap in the final, would you like that?
A. Cole - "I have been lucky enough to play 97 times for England and hopefully I will get 100 in the final."

I still think Italy will beat England. Hopefully that doesn't happen though. :/

 

[Salazar]

If England go down to Pirlo and Di Natale, fine.

But fuck Balotelli and Cassano. There are ways in which it would suck substantially more for England to lose, and them playing a major part in it - ugh.

 

[Lightning]

Argh meh! England and Italy don't matter as no matter who wins I want Germany to win the coimp.


Currently watching Australia vs. Wales in the rugby!

 

[Ashes]

On the upside, Gerrard finally showed up, and that usually bodes well.

 

[dc89]

Heard this again last night and couldn't stop laughing: Karl's Good Idea

I bloody love that show!!

 

[Regulus Tera]

Marco Fabián scored a hat trick today in a pre-season friendly for Chivas.

Sure, it was against some Third Division team from Catalonia, but that's like Barcelona or some shit.[/smug]

 

[Mastadon]

Just saying.

I think he was asked, paraphrasing:

- You're on 97 caps, so you could potentially have 100th cap in the final, would you like that?
A. Cole - "I have been lucky enough to play 97 times for England and hopefully I will get 100 in the final."

I still think Italy will beat England. Hopefully that doesn't happen though. :/

I'd like to think that if we made it to the final, Hodgson would bench Cole and play Baines - just to keep Ashley in line.

 

[Ashes]

I'd like to think that if we made it to the final, Hodgson would bench Cole and play Baines - just to keep Ashley in line.

Cole's a dick. But he's a penis that can play left back like the best of them.

Alright, that's my cole defence force role done for the day. I'm going to go empty the contents of my stomach now.

 

[dc89]

City are primed to make a formal move for Robin Van Persie

But the player is rumoured to have studied properties in the Cheshire area and City are confident that they can secure his services if they move swiftly to thwart rival interest from Barcelona and Italian champions Juventus.

That ties in with this Tweet from former Lancashire & England cricketer Neil Fairbrother

Just grabbing some lunch in Hale - RVP just walked in. Long way from Emirates. #redorblue?

:O

 

[Ushojax]

I hope Spain win today. I don't like them but the sooner France are out the sooner Blanc can sort out coming to Spurs.

 

[Salazar]

Suits had better be good.

 

[Lightning]

I hope Spain win today. I don't like them but the sooner France are out the sooner Blanc can sort out coming to Spurs.

Hoping for a Spain win as well so we can complete our transfers for some of France's players.

 

[GorillaJu]

I hope none of the things you guys want happen because fuck Spurs and Arsenal.

 

[Gareth Bale]

I hope none of the things you guys want happen because fuck Spurs and Arsenal.

Well, then I hope Carroll, Henderson and Downing all stay fit.

 

[Sloosha]

Well, then I hope Carroll, Henderson and Downing all stay fit.

Hope AVB becomes the new Spurs manager.

 

[Ushojax]

I hope none of the things you guys want happen because fuck Spurs and Arsenal.

Hope AVB becomes the new Spurs manager.

 

[Salazar]

Wait, he has vertically symmetrical gaps ?

 

[danwarb]

Still in it because England don't play until tomorrow!

 

[Mastadon]

Gerrard is a handsome fella, isn't he?

 

[Salazar]

Gerrard is a handsome fella, isn't he?

For the England squad, he probably falls somewhere in the middle.

 

[Mastadon]

For the England squad, he probably falls somewhere in the middle.

Who would be at the top of the scale?

Apart from Terry, that goes without saying.

 

[danwarb]

Adam manages to make Rooney look young for 26.

 

[Linius]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAOoD4755pI&feature=youtu.be

So, is Spain getting trough tonight? I think so. Too bad I can't see the match.

 

[Salazar]

Who would be at the top of the scale?

Kelly
Hart
Parker
Gerrard
Walcott
Welberg
Henderson
Young
Johnson
Butland
Cole
Jones(?)
Carroll
Milner
Downing
Jagielka
Baines
Defoe
Ox
Rooney
Lescott
Green
Terry

 

[Linius]

How is Green lower than this guy? Impossibru!

 

[Salazar]

I dunno. Green is just a zombie.

 

[Gareth Bale]

How is Green lower than this guy? Impossibru!

I was just thinking that. Lower than Rooney and Welbeck as well!

 

[Salazar]

.

 

[Gareth Bale]

.

vs

Looking at Rooney is like getting bitten in one eye by a tarantula and the other by a king cobra.

 

[elsk]

^FUUUUUUUUUUU

 

[Gareth Bale]

This is a couple of years old so you might have seen it already, but Snatch Wars (not that!) is hilarious.

 

[Clegg]

@rioferdy5: @anderherrera8 nice to hear from you! Was great to meet you. Good to see a young player who loves the game purely for what it is

Rio bringing tapping up into the new age.

 

[Yurt]

De Rossi: Operation Gerrard.

Wait, he has vertically symmetrical gaps ?

That's what sucking does to your teeth!

 

[Mastadon]

Kelly

You're a good person Sal.

 

[Gareth Bale]

De Rossi: Operation Gerrard.

 

[Salazar]

Rio bringing tapping up into the new age.

My muppet suit is halfway on.