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[Milchmonster]

Hey Wessiej, I agree - even though most your (clear-cut) chances were brought about by our horrendous stupidity, still, most of the times you have to force your opponent to make those mistakes. We were lucky Ajax didn't score (thank you, based Weidenfeller).

Hope you liked our stadium/atmosphere

cheers

I already saw Ajax score when Weidenfeller ran around in midfield after his safe lol

Awesome safe, though, just a bit lucky that Babel is still shit

Phantast, why was Dortmund's kit different tonight?

CL shirts. Kit makers love to make like 10 different shirts for us a season because €€€

 

[spidye]

You Persians (YOU PEOPLE! lol) should do a Persian diaspora OT. I knew some cool Persians in school & uni & liked them for their rational thought and pronounced atheism (I know you have very different religions though).

what do you mean by you people?
lol

I think there's already a thread.

As much as I dislike nazis (my great grandma was a jewess) I have to admit that dortmund have the best kit in the world. seriously, my goodness. I know yall hype soccer triads do they sell dortmund kits? I have a funky spanish last name and I want it on that shirt!

wut?

 

[AndresON777]

As much as I dislike nazis (my great grandma was a jewess) I have to admit that dortmund have the best kit in the world. seriously, my goodness. I know yall hype soccer triads do they sell dortmund kits? I have a funky spanish last name and I want it on that shirt!

 

[Milchmonster]

As much as I dislike nazis (my great grandma was a jewess) I have to admit that dortmund have the best kit in the world. seriously, my goodness. I know yall hype soccer triads do they sell dortmund kits? I have a funky spanish last name and I want it on that shirt!

Do you mean the Newcastle shirt Puma painted black and yellow lol?

 

[Wilbur]

As much as I dislike nazis (my great grandma was a jewess)

hahahahahahahahahahahaha

oh god

 

[panty]

Turok_ITK indeed.

Stick around my friend. Footy GAF loves dat inside knowledge.


Looks great. I'm glad you got to go. You pitched up in Madrid and ended up with a ticket for an amazing game. That's awesome, everyone deserves a chance to see their football team live. There is literally nothing else like it. Always a magical experience. First time too right?

Yeah my first time in Madrid and in a Real match. Definitely not my last! The whole night was incredible, I've never felt like this, unbelievable.

Did they show it in tv when Silva was subbed and the whole stadium gave him a standing ovation. Was amazing.

The best moment was in the 65th minute or so when Di Maria fought a corner for us. The whole stadium exploded and I almost bursted out crying. Incredible.

 

[Broder Salsa]

As much as I dislike nazis (my great grandma was a jewess) I have to admit that dortmund have the best kit in the world. seriously, my goodness. I know yall hype soccer triads do they sell dortmund kits? I have a funky spanish last name and I want it on that shirt!

The nazis might have been some of the biggest JT's in history, but they had fashion on their side.

hahahahahahahahahahahaha

oh god

My grandpa was a Juvess.

 

[PrematureQuiche]

Yeah my first time in Madrid and in a Real match. Definitely not my last! The whole night was incredible, I've never felt like this, unbelievable.

Did they show it in tv when Silva was subbed and the whole stadium gave him a standing ovation. Was amazing.

The best moment was in the 65th minute or so when Di Maria fought a corner for us. The whole stadium exploded and I almost bursted out crying. Incredible.

Glad you enjoyed it!

 

[Wilbur]

The nazis might have been some of the biggest JT's in history, but they had fashion on their side.

 

[AndresON777]

I was listening to music today and I though this matched my feelings about you...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hj5S1RCUDvM

My second name is Andres, but I remember this gay coworker was like 'dude, just be gay, it's so much easier'

He was right. But, dat clit


shit, lol

 

[faridmon]

How was his performance away from his goal? I said it earlier on in the thread but the lad has a knack for being totally anonymous in games and then popping up with goals. I saw him really up close in 3 matches last season; both games against us and the play-off final against United. The United game and our game at Huddersfield he might as well have not been on the pitch. The game at Hillsborough, well, I think he had about 7 touches all game but scored with 4 of them.

Sign of a very, very good striker. £8m well spent, no question about that.

What do you think of your loan signing Ross Barkely from us? I am fuming over here, but I suppose you all are happy to have him there. Has he played for you lot already?

 

[Bumhead]

As much as I dislike nazis (my great grandma was a jewess) I have to admit that dortmund have the best kit in the world.

 

[Wilbur]

I was listening to music today and I though this matched my feelings about you...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hj5S1RCUDvM

My second name is Andres, but I remember this gay coworker was like 'dude, just be gay, it's so much easier'

He was right. But, dat clit


shit, lol

i'm fucking in love with you

 

[GQman2121]

I'm not seeing the correlation between Nazi's and Dortmund other than them being German. What am I missing there?

 

[AndresON777]

hahahahahahahahahahahaha

oh god

I knew you would like that but my great grandma was actually named out of the torah, lol

i'm drunk and it's only 06:39pm in america, lol

 

[Yen]

The nazis might have been some of the biggest JT's in history, but they had fashion on their side.

dat Von Stauffenburg swag.

 

[Wilbur]

I can't stop laughing

 

[Broder Salsa]

I was listening to music today and I though this matched my feelings about you...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hj5S1RCUDvM

My second name is Andres, but I remember this gay coworker was like 'dude, just be gay, it's so much easier'

He was right. But, dat clit


shit, lol

Are you drunk again? :lol

This song reminds me of all of you guys in here.

Edit : Yep drunk. :lol

 

[Willkiller]

As much as I dislike nazis (my great grandma was a jewess) I have to admit that dortmund have the best kit in the world. seriously, my goodness. I know yall hype soccer triads do they sell dortmund kits? I have a funky spanish last name and I want it on that shirt!

 

[Bumhead]

What do you think of your loan signing Ross Barkely from us? I am fuming over here, but I suppose you all are happy to have him there. Has he played for you lot already?

Amazing signing for us. He's only here for a month though initially so I hope he has time to settle in and get going. He came on in our 3-0 defeat against Brighton on Friday night but the game was gone by that point, really.

We play Huddersfield tomorrow night incidentally (no Rhodes so no more 4-4 hopefully, thanks Jeff) and I assume he'll start.

 

[Wilbur]

I knew you would like that but my great grandma was actually named out of the torah, lol

i'm drunk and it's only 06:39pm in america, lol

I tried reading the Torah once but it was hard

 

[Clegg]

As much as I dislike nazis (my great grandma was a jewess) I have to admit that dortmund have the best kit in the world. seriously, my goodness. I know yall hype soccer triads do they sell dortmund kits? I have a funky spanish last name and I want it on that shirt!

This is fucking post-modern trolling shit.

One of the finest posts I've ever read.

 

[Wilbur]

This is fucking post-modern trolling shit.

It's potentially my favourite post of all time.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

This is fucking post-modern trolling shit.

abesimpsonenteringandleaving.gif

 

[fuenf]

fuck, why did i decide to picture search WoodenLung's avatar should've known better

 

[elsk]

Why is Dortmund using Peñarol jersey?

Also, Hummels haha. Dat Bayern DNA.

 

[Kyoufu]

I love this gif :lol

 

[faridmon]

Amazing signing for us. He's only here for a month though initially so I hope he has time to settle in and get going. He came on in our 3-0 defeat against Brighton on Friday night but the game was gone by that point, really.

We play Huddersfield tomorrow night incidentally (no Rhodes so no more 4-4 hopefully, thanks Jeff) and I assume he'll start.

Yay, he is coming home...

I mean, that is great, i really hope to catch him play tomorrow because he is a real talent. Moyes can, sometime, be blind of talents and this is a definite case right here.

 

[fuenf]

Why is Dortmund using Peñarol jersey?

Also, Hummels haha. Dat Bayern DNA.

Hummels has never impressed me as a penalty taker. The one in the DFB Pokal final was also a very close call.

 

[Clegg]

I was listening to music today and I though this matched my feelings about you...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hj5S1RCUDvM

My second name is Andres, but I remember this gay coworker was like 'dude, just be gay, it's so much easier'

He was right. But, dat clit


shit, lol

Holy shit this one too.

Have you been taling Kyoufus ass steroids?

 

[Vivalaraza]

As much as I dislike nazis (my great grandma was a jewess) I have to admit that dortmund have the best kit in the world. seriously, my goodness. I know yall hype soccer triads do they sell dortmund kits? I have a funky spanish last name and I want it on that shirt!

 

[Broder Salsa]

It's potentially my favourite post of all time.

It really is one of the instant classics.

fuck, why did i decide to picture search WoodenLung's avatar should've known better

 

[José Mourinho]

That GIF is great lol. Still don't know where it's from but it's great.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXd6u9o6dYY

 

[Hasphat'sAnts]

Sucks that I was at work this whole time and missed an incredible game. :-/

 

[Wilbur]

Andres is the new best poster

 

[faridmon]

fuck, why did i decide to picture search WoodenLung's avatar should've known better

What did you find? I need to know.

 

[panty]

Glad you enjoyed it!

Yeah I did! Next time you're coming along!

 

[fuenf]

What did you find? I need to know.

http://www.chlomo.org/chan/chloe/res/57089.html

Spoiler

and her age

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

Andres should write us all short stories we can read out loud

 

[Broder Salsa]

What did you find? I need to know.

Just the photo I think.

Edit : Aw shit, you found Chlomo. :lol

 

[Wilbur]

Andres should write us all short stories we can read out loud

oh, they'd be far better than mine

just... just read this sentence

As much as I dislike nazis (my great grandma was a jewess) I have to admit that dortmund have the best kit in the world

I can't stop. It's making me crease every fucking time

 

[faridmon]

http://www.chlomo.org/chan/chloe/res/57089.html

Spoiler

and her age

WTF?

Those can't be real people...

FUCK

YOU

RYAN WOODENLUNG

 

[AndresON777]

I'm not seeing the correlation between Nazi's and Dortmund other than them being German. What am I missing there?

Don't you live in America? plus, a lot of the germans and jews went to south america. If it was up to me i'd let the south american xi play the euro xi and we would destroy them.


/patriotism

claudio bravo is a boss and he plays for shitty teams so he can stop anything

dat booze, lol

love you guys

 

[Willkiller]

I love this gif :lol

Wilbury has his gif. That is mine.

 

[Broder Salsa]

WTF?

Those can't be real people...

FUCK

YOU

RYAN WOODENLUNG

I am waiting for my FUCK YOU RYAN shirt. Will wear it with pride.

Spoiler

totally regret buying that and the china shirt, they are so ugly lol

 

[PrematureQuiche]

I am waiting for my FUCK YOU RYAN shirt. Will wear it with pride.

Spoiler

totally regret buying that and the china shirt, they are so ugly lol

You can send me one <3

 

[Wilbur]

Allegri is done if he loses the next CL game, I fear

Allegri's side have now gone three home games without scoring following 1-0 defeats by Sampdoria and Atalanta in Serie A.

"We haven't conceded a goal and that is a step forward," he told reporters in his usual monotone style.

 

[Willkiller]

I guess we've officially entered After Dark time again!

 

[faridmon]

I am waiting for my FUCK YOU RYAN shirt. Will wear it with pride.

Spoiler

totally regret buying that and the china shirt, they are so ugly lol

I regret nothing

FUCK

YOU

RYAN

 

[PrematureQuiche]

I guess we've officially entered After Dark time again!

This kind of shows why you shouldn't post your picture on the internet :lol