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[Willkiller]

I cut mine off after I was sick on them.

We found an unopened pint of semi skimmed on the bus into town last night, ended up taking it into the club with us and treating it like another member of the group. Picture 10 lads taking photos with a pint of milk on a dancefloor. It got confiscated but we rescued it. It was like a character out of a Pixar movie.

:lol :lol :lol

 

[Lightning]

Thomas Vermaelen "The second half was not great" That is an understatement. We were woeful, we looked tired (which is worrying), and both offensively and defenstively we looked like we didn't know what we were doing.

We now need to rest up and Diaby needs to pull his head in because he cannot play like that against Man City this weekend.

 

[Wilbur]

There's hair on the face?

Four on my top lip

 

[José Mourinho]

Four on my top lip

 

[Wilbur]

I cut mine off after I was sick on them.

We found an unopened pint of semi skimmed on the bus into town last night, ended up taking it into the club with us and treating it like another member of the group. Picture 10 lads taking photos with a pint of milk on a dancefloor. It got confiscated but we rescued it. It was like a character out of a Pixar movie.

what the fuck hahaha

Did one of the bouncers say to his mate "how dairy do that"?

That isn't what your brother has been telling me :lol

well he's a fucking liar

 

[AndresON777]

I love it when Arnie and Valtrex post

 

[Broder Salsa]

Four on my top lip

Never realized we were mole bros.

 

[Wilbur]

That's Kate Upton you fucking idiot

 

[PrematureQuiche]

well he's a fucking liar

He did say if you ever got hold of my number to just completely ignore you :lol

 

[Broder Salsa]

That's Kate Upton you fucking idiot

Much better.

Should have known you and facial hair was a lie.

 

[José Mourinho]

It's okay Wooden. I'm a mole bro.

 

[PrematureQuiche]

Never realized we were mole bros.

http://i.imgur.com/IOkew.jpg[IMG][/QUOTE]

[quote="Wilbury, post: 42287377"]That's Kate Upton you fucking idiot[/QUOTE]

:lol :lol

 

[Wilbur]

He did say if you ever got hold of my number to just completely ignore you :lol

I wouldn't trust anything he says, he can't string a sentence together in real life, is constantly confused by things people say and just doesn't understand reality.

 

[Willkiller]

Who is the most beautiful in all of Footy-Gaf?

 

[K1LLER7]

That's because Neville's pretty awesome. The Sky commentators were clearly petrified, as they were when he dived against Ukraine, when Gerrard dives, when Bale dives, when Downing dives, when Young dives, and when Rooney dives.

Agree, we need more people like Neville doing punditry/commentating. He actually sounds like he knows what he's talking about compared to others. His analysis is pretty good too.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Who is the most beautiful in all of Footy-Gaf?

I have the best eyes. Guaranteed.

Spoiler

Ignore the rest

@Killer, I fucking love Gary Neville, and it doesn't feel dirty anymore. Best pundit in England. Just keep him away from commentary

 

[Wilbur]

Who is the most beautiful in all of Footy-Gaf?

I haven't seen everyone but from who I have...

me

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

Who is the most beautiful in all of Footy-Gaf?

Fady

 

[Arnie]

:lol :lol :lol

what the fuck hahaha

Did one of the bouncers say to his mate "how dairy do that"?

The only image I can find that doesn't require some photoshop surgery burring out faces.

 

[AndresON777]

That's Kate Upton you fucking idiot

k I have to put on some on make up wow

 

[Jeff Albertson]

well you're the type of person who grows shit moustaches

Now that's just mean

Spoiler

And true

It's a good way to get talking to other students!

Spoiler

Girls

I like your style so you go up to girls and say 'my wrist already smells so my finger may as well join the club!' with a wink and a grin

SWAG

 

[Wilbur]

Potentially the most depressing photograph of all time

 

[Broder Salsa]

It's okay Wooden. I'm a mole bro.

It unites us, you just feel that special bond when you see someone like you.

 

[K1LLER7]

I have the best eyes. Guaranteed.

Spoiler

Ignore the rest

@Killer, I fucking love Gary Neville, and it doesn't feel dirty anymore. Best pundit in England. Just keep him away from commentary

:lol

We need Ray Wilkins back. Rio's running out of catch phrases.

 

[Wilbur]

I like your style so you go up to girls and say 'my wrist already smells so my finger may as well join the club!' with a wink and a grin

SWAG

Bahahaha

 

[The_Hitcher89]

When you zoom in, Kate Upton is no different from Steve Kean

@killer, I think Wilkins was becoming a very good co-commentator, then Sky just dropped him. He was insightful, personable, humorous but not overly-so, and his bias wasn't annoyingly poorly-hidden.

#stayonyourfeet

 

[Broder Salsa]

When you zoom in, Kate Upton is no different from Steve Kean

Are you saying what I think you are?

 

[Willkiller]

I like your style so you go up to girls and say 'my wrist already smells so my finger may as well join the club!' with a wink and a grin

SWAG

You've been out of the game so long you've forgotten how to play!

 

[Jeff Albertson]

Who is the most beautiful in all of Footy-Gaf?

I have a sneaky suspicion it will be Mumei

Or me

And meus is a sexy dude

Edit oh and arnie but only with his tache and nawty shorts

 

[Arnie]

I reckon Andres is the sexiest.

 

[Jeff Albertson]

You've been out of the game so long you've forgotten how to play!

Wait this isn't how it goes down these days?

Courting is so confusing these days

 

[Broder Salsa]

I reckon Andres is the sexiest.

I expect some South American long haired beauty. With a very hairy chest.

 

[Wilbur]

I reckon Andres is the sexiest.

Every time I think of Andres, I picture John Holmes

 

[Kyoufu]

I reckon Andres is the sexiest.

All that meth has probably done some damage.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

Bet Keane's got a better ass than Kate too. She's got an odd figure.

 

[Willkiller]

All that meth has probably done some damage.

:lol

 

[José Mourinho]

I reckon Andres is the sexiest.

Do the ladies not enjoy your Tom Hardy looks Arnold?

 

[Wilbur]

Do the ladies not enjoy your Tom Hardy looks Arnold?

I think they're all taller than him. Arnie can perform cunnilingus on his tiptoes

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Are you saying what I think you are?

You telling me you've never orgasmed to the thought of that photo of Kean's lips?

 

[José Mourinho]

I think they're all taller than him. Arnie can perform cunnilingus on his tiptoes

Is that right, is he a small chap?

 

[Willkiller]

I'm not the best looker but I'm incredibly charming

 

[K1LLER7]

When you zoom in, Kate Upton is no different from Steve Kean

@killer, I think Wilkins was becoming a very good co-commentator, then Sky just dropped him. He was insightful, personable, humorous but not overly-so, and his bias wasn't annoyingly poorly-hidden.

#stayonyourfeet

He talks like he's BFF with all the Chelsea players. He needs to be on TV more regularly.

Not a big fan of Alan Smith, maybe its because I hear him say the same shite over and over on Fifa.

 

[Arnie]

Every time I think of Andres, I picture John Holmes

That's perfect.

Do the ladies not enjoy your Tom Hardy looks Arnold?

They love it.

Last night was brilliant.

 

[WJD]

I was at my sexiest when I was about 11. It's all been downhill since.

 

[José Mourinho]

They love it.

Last night was brilliant.

Bastard.

 

[Kyoufu]

I was at my sexiest when I was about 11.

Is that what Wilbury told you?

 

[The_Hitcher89]

He talks like he's BFF with all the Chelsea players. He needs to be on TV more regularly.

Not a big fan of Alan Smith, maybe its because I hear him say the same shite over and over on Fifa.

He's great when the recording fucks up

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3AZ0tn5s64

Skip to 1:00

 

[Wilbur]

I'm not the best looker but I'm incredibly charming

I think girls just think I'm a laugh. Honestly, that thread the other day about the ugly blokes... they were obviously just good at making people laugh. Very important thing to have.

Sometimes I forget this is a video game forum.

 

[K1LLER7]

I was at my sexiest when I was about 11. It's all been downhill since.

you didn't happen to catch Wilbury's eye back then?

 

[operon]

Wilbury finally got my idea for your next script. After a brainwave from the wife and google finally found the music to go with a agony/love letter set to music. Dj called simon bates on radio 1 hes still going had a show called our tune where he read out a listeners letter to the tune "Our tune". All I need is a good script