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[Wilbur]

Is that what Wilbury told you?

you didn't happen to catch Wilbury's eye back then?

im coming for your future children

fucks sake, first post

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Wilbury finally got my idea for your next script. After a brainwave from the wife and google finally found the music to go with a agony/love letter set to music. Dj called simon bates on radio 1 hes still going had a show called our tune where he read out a listeners letter to the tune "Our tune". All I need is a good script

Think Ricky takes the piss out of that show on the XFM shows

 

[Wilbur]

Wilbury finally got my idea for your next script. After a brainwave from the wife and google finally found the music to go with a agony/love letter set to music. Dj called simon bates on radio 1 hes still going had a show called our tune where he read out a listeners letter to the tune "Our tune". All I need is a good script

Haha, sounds wonderful. I'll think it up on the train to uni tomorrow.

 

[Willkiller]

Wilbury finally got my idea for your next script. After a brainwave from the wife and google finally found the music to go with a agony/love letter set to music. Dj called simon bates on radio 1 hes still going had a show called our tune where he read out a listeners letter to the tune "Our tune". All I need is a good script

I'm up for more recordings, I'm even willing to try different voices :O

 

[Broder Salsa]

Please tell me you didn't involve your wife in any of these sexually deviant tales.

 

[Arnie]

I think girls just think I'm a laugh. Honestly, that thread the other day about the ugly blokes... they were obviously just good at making people laugh. Very important thing to have.

Same. Sometimes it backfires. The first girl I ever fell for was far too pretty for me, and all my jokes and charm just turned her into a very good friend, which still pains me to this day, half a decade later.

Then other nights my jokes and witticisms have me straddled in tits and ass.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Fucking hell, gaming-gaf is full of dense knobends

 

[operon]

Please tell me you didn't involve your wife in any of these sexually deviant tales.

No she has just listened to our previous recordings

 

[Wilbur]

Same. Sometimes it backfires. The first girl I ever fell for was far too pretty for me, and all my jokes and charm just turned her into a very good friend, which still pains me to this day, half a decade later.

Then other nights my jokes and witticisms have me straddled in tits and ass.

My girlfriend is the person that finds me least funny, that's where your problem is. Go for the person who hates you so your jokes have more impact later on. BOOM

No she has just listened to our previous recordings

oh god

 

[Broder Salsa]

No she has just listened to our previous recordings

That is what I feared. She will never respect you again.

 

[Willkiller]

Same. Sometimes it backfires. The first girl I ever fell for was far too pretty for me, and all my jokes and charm just turned her into a very good friend, which still pains me to this day, half a decade later.

Then other nights my jokes and witticisms have me straddled in tits and ass.

Same goes for me, my current girlfriend is way out of my league but she fucking worships me because I'm a top guy

 

[Wilbur]

Same goes for me, my current girlfriend is way out of my league but she fucking worships me because I'm a top guy

Also she knows Tha Big AC has a snap of you giving her a rusty trombone so she can't really leave

 

[operon]

That is what I feared. She will never respect you again.

After ten years together she knows what I'm like. She'll even voice one.

 

[Willkiller]

Also she knows Tha Big AC has a snap of you giving her a rusty trombone so she can't really leave

Locked in baby!

I'm surprising how many girls down south love the Geordie accent too, especially in Sheffield.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

A little annoying that our Europa League game is on the same day as the Next-Gen game.

 

[Sviatoslav]

Never realized we were mole bros.

Mole bros fo life

 

[rodvik]

Newcastle are understood to be on the verge of signing former England striker Emile Heskey.

Well played.

 

[Arnie]

A little annoying that our Europa League game is on the same day as the Next-Gen game.

Thought Inter was tomorrow, and Young Boys Thursday?

By the way, reading back what I've wrote I'm making it sound like I'm some un-restrainable playa'. I'm really not.

 

[Wilbur]

Locked in baby!

I'm surprising how many girls down south love the Geordie accent too, especially in Sheffield.

My friend's in San Francisco as an exchange student at the moment and apparently he's had sex with millions because they love his accent.

I personally think he's got the most boring voice in the fucking world.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Mole bros fo life

Sweet mole, bro

My friend's in San Francisco as an exchange student at the moment and apparently he's had sex with millions because they love his accent.

I personally think he's got the most boring voice in the fucking world.

Danish girls hates my voice. Or maybe just what I say.

 

[Kyoufu]

Didn't click the link but you got me initially! Seems like Newcastle needs to sign someone to cover for the ACON.. I guess they'll just wait until the January window?

We're not losing our strikers for ACON though.

But a new striker signing would be nice.

 

[Jeff Albertson]

By the way if you ever want a pick up slightly older women just borrow a baby

Seriously whenever I take Arlo to the supermarket or wherever I become the sexiest man alive as they think I'm a single dad with a supercute kid, I also tend to stick a cucumber down my pant leg and leave some cash over flowing from my pocket

 

[Willkiller]

My friend's in San Francisco as an exchange student at the moment and apparently he's had sex with millions because they love his accent.

I personally think he's got the most boring voice in the fucking world.

Yep, it's weird. Once I was at the bar and it was just me and some girl waiting, she was pretty hot so I thought I'd try the accent trick, put on a broad Geordie accent when the bloke asked what I wanted and straight away 'oh are you from Newcastle?'. Easy peasy.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Thought Inter was tomorrow, and Young Boys Thursday?

By the way, reading back what I've wrote I'm making it sound like I'm some un-restrainable playa'. I'm really not.

So it is

Even so, there'll be players missing from the next-gen game for the EL I think. Suso, Flanagan, Yesil/Morgan and Robinson especially. I doubt any of them will play against Young Boys. Suso and Robinson especially need decent-profile games to show if they're ready for our cup matchday-squads

 

[Wilbur]

Danish girls hates my voice. Or maybe just what I say.

You have the greatest voice I've ever heard and if a Danish woman never wants to pickle your gherkin I'll slurp that right up

 

[FootballFan]

By the way if you ever want a pick up slightly older women just borrow a baby

Seriously whenever I take Arlo to the supermarket or wherever I become the sexiest man alive as they think I'm a single dad with a supercute kid, I also tend to stick a cucumber down my pant leg and leave some cash over flowing from my pocket

We all know this is how to pick up the ladies.

 

[José Mourinho]

There's some serious 18 year old hotties in my uni class. Shame the days of being impressive because you're in your 20's and have a car are long gone. It's all about being a wee 17 year old One Direction look alike berk these days.

 

[Willkiller]

There's some serious 18 year old hotties in my uni class. Shame the days of being impressive because you're in your 20's and have a car are long gone. It's all about being a wee 17 year old One Direction look alike berk.

Buy a leather jacket and in your next seminar just walk in and knock one of those berks clean out. I think that's how all the dudes in Grease got the girls anyway.

 

[Broder Salsa]

We all know this is how to pick up the ladies.

Such a good fucking episode.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZuOKUrwoys

USE THE SYSTEM GUYS

 

[Arnie]

I once made a cocky mid 6 footer run a mile by putting on a broad scouse accent. He made some comment about me to his two friends whilst I was waiting for someone on my own at the toilets in a club. I asked him to repeat what he'd said, in a broad scouse accent (which is completely fabricated, I don't sound scouse, I can just pull the accent off with aplomb) and his reaction was like the journalist who called Harry Redknapp a wheeler dealer.

There's some serious 18 year old hotties in my uni class. Shame the days of being impressive because you're in your 20's and have a car are long gone. It's all about being a wee 17 year old One Direction look alike berk these days.

Harry Wilbury Stylez with his spongebob undies.

 

[FootballFan]

There's some serious 18 year old hotties in my uni class. Shame the days of being impressive because you're in your 20's and have a car are long gone. It's all about being a wee 17 year old One Direction look alike berk these days.

Don't you have a motorbike? When you have an assignment due, just drive it into class, hand in your paper and drive away. That will surely impress everyone.

Such a good fucking episode.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZuOKUrwoys

USE THE SYSTEM GUYS

Sunny in Philly is amazing haha. "Pizza's good" "You're the one that's good."

 

[K1LLER7]

There's some serious 18 year old hotties in my uni class. Shame the days of being impressive because you're in your 20's and have a car are long gone. It's all about being a wee 17 year old One Direction look alike berk these days.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

I once made a cocky mid 6 footer run a mile by putting on a broad scouse accent. He made some comment about me to his two friends whilst I was waiting for someone on my own at the toilets in a club. I asked him to repeat what he'd said, in a broad scouse accent (which is completely fabricated, I don't sound scouse, I can just pull the accent off with aplomb) and his reaction was like the journalist who called Harry Redknapp a wheeler dealer.


Harry Wilbury Stylez with his spongebob undies.

*high voice Geoff Shreeves* I didn't mean anything by it *high voice Geoff Shreeves*

Like that

 

[Wilbur]

There's some serious 18 year old hotties in my uni class. Shame the days of being impressive because you're in your 20's and have a car are long gone. It's all about being a wee 17 year old One Direction look alike berk these days.

Does Jedward hair work in Northern Ireland? Do that. They'll be frothing at the quaff

 

[Jeff Albertson]

I don't have an accent I just have a shit voice I cringe when I hear myself on videos

 

[José Mourinho]

Don't you have a motorbike? When you have an assignment due, just drive it into class, hand in your paper and drive away. That will surely impress everyone.

Only people who don't own bikes think that women like them. The truth is, they really don't. They want a car to get poled in the back of. Which is fine, I have a 2010 white Polo. But my nephews baby seat might not be all that appealing :lol

Edit: I actually had it in today.

Does Jedward hair work in Northern Ireland? Do that. They'll be frothing at the quaff

If anything Jedward works then I'm done with life.

 

[Willkiller]

Does Jedward hair work in Northern Ireland? Do that. They'll be frothing at the quaff

You could pull off some crazy Jedward hair, you've got the thickness. My hair isn't too far away from yours!

 

[Wilbur]

You could pull off some crazy Jedward hair, you've got the thickness. My hair isn't too far away from yours!

We should do it together. Willbury

Wait

Wilkiller

Wait

 

[Arnie]

I don't have an accent I just have a shit voice I cringe when I hear myself on videos

Same. I've got a North West base that shit just sticks too. Depending on who I'm spending most time with my accent shifts slightly, really rapidly. One minute I'll be visiting family and adopting a scouse tinge, the next I'm throwing around Leyland maxims like I spend every night of the week in The Railway.

 

[Willkiller]

We should do it together. Willbury

Wait

Wilkiller

Wait

Wait

Nathan?

 

[Wilbur]

Wait

Nathan?

Willthan

Nathiam

how about

SMOOTH MOTHERFUCKER

 

[Madridy]

Just got back to the Hotel from Real Madrid vs Man City game (after few hours celebrating with friends! :b).

Holy. fucking. shit.

Not in my wildest dreams would i thought that my first game to a Real Madrid game would end like that.

That last 15 min was one of the craziest moments in my entire life and now I'm over the fucking moon! The atmospher after Benz goal was incredible, I've lost my voice from the constant chanting and shouting!

I'm still so psyched that I can't fucking sleep!

HALA MADRID!

 

[Willkiller]

Willthan

Nathiam

how about

SMOOTH MOTHERFUCKER

I'm smooth, you're motherfucker

 

[rodvik]

My friend's in San Francisco as an exchange student at the moment and apparently he's had sex with millions because they love his accent.

I personally think he's got the most boring voice in the fucking world.

I live in San Francisco. I have an English accent. It does not have magical properties. Your friend must be good looking.

Spoiler

or i am hideous!

 

[Broder Salsa]

Just got back to the Hotel from Real Madrid vs Man City game (after few hours celebrating with friends! :b).

Holy. fucking. shit.

Not in my wildest dreams would i thought that my first game to a Real Madrid game would end like that.

That last 15 min was one of the craziest moments in my entire life and now I'm over the fucking moon! The atmospher after Benz goal was incredible, I've lost my voice from the constant chanting and shouting!

I'm still so psyched that I can't fucking sleep!

HALA MADRID!

Oh that must have been quite a debut for you to watch Real. Congrats on the win, watch crappy softcore hotel porn until you fall asleep.

 

[K1LLER7]

I'm smooth, you're motherfucker

Too old for him

 

[K1LLER7]

Just got back to the Hotel from Real Madrid vs Man City game (after few hours celebrating with friends! :b).

Holy. fucking. shit.

Not in my wildest dreams would i thought that my first game to a Real Madrid game would end like that.

That last 15 min was one of the craziest moments in my entire life and now I'm over the fucking moon! The atmospher after Benz goal was incredible, I've lost my voice from the constant chanting and shouting!

I'm still so psyched that I can't fucking sleep!

HALA MADRID!

Ronaldooooooo!!! he really wanted to grab a goal today.

congrats on the win

 

[Willkiller]

Too old for him

Google Lina Medina

NEVER!

 

[Broder Salsa]

Google Lina Medina

NEVER!

 

[Wilbur]

I live in San Francisco. I have an English accent. It does not have magical properties. Your friend must be good looking.

Spoiler

or i am hideous!

im sorry