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[Kyoufu]

How can you not have BBC?

How can you not have BBC? It's on Sky anyway.

I don't watch TV so I don't have an aerial connected to my plasma. I only use it for gaming.

I'm weird I know.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Would you guys rather be footballers or successful musicians?

 

[Arnie]

Would you guys rather be footballers or successful musicians?

Is this a rhetorical question?

I'd rather be a fucking milkman than be a musician.

 

[Yurt]

Successful musician.

Or a club legend?

The man who is relieved he didn't get RVP :lol :lol

His crowning moment was being called thrifty by Arsene Wenger.

 

[Yen]

Arnie doesn't believe in music.

 

[dc89]

Would you guys rather be footballers or successful musicians?

Just being a baller will do me.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Is this a rhetorical question?

I'd rather be a fucking milkman than be a musician.

I'd much rather be a footballer. I'd get bored of touring after about 3 days I think

 

[Arnie]

Arnie doesn't believe in music.

It's an industry that propagates pretentious wankery as 'talent'. No thanks, I'd rather get sucked off by a fit scouse milf after delivering her daily pint of semi skimmed.

I'd much rather be a footballer. I'd get bored of touring after about 3 days I think

Same.

If I was going to be a successful musician, and I could only choose which one, I'd be Bieber. Think of the women and the money. Or that curly haired dope from One Direction, he seems to be rolling in milfs.

 

[Gareth Bale]

I wish I was little bit taller
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a girl who looked good
I would call her
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
and a '64 Impala

 

[Yurt]

I'm reading Arnie's posts with Rafa's voice.

It works.

 

[Yen]

It's an industry that propagates pretentious wankery as 'talent'. No thanks, I'd rather get sucked off by a fit scouse milf after delivering her daily pint of semi skimmed.

Not all music is pretentious, and plenty of bands have legitimate talent. But I can see where you are coming from with all the music posted in this thread.

 

[Arnie]

Not all music is pretentious, and plenty of bands have legitimate talent. But I can see where you are coming from with all the music posted in this thread.

I went for a pint yesterday with some friends and it was at a pub that prides itself on live music shows. The band that were due to be playing later that evening were just dicking about and being huge tits.

There were benches free but they were flopped about on the doorstep. They all had ridiculous 'out there' haircuts. They had their pants rolled up to show a few inches of calf. And they couldn't stop drumming shit with their hands; concrete floor? Drum it. Bar? Drum it. Pint glass? Drum it. Band mate's arm? Drum it.

I was repulsed by it, but I couldn't look away. A man on the edge, and I just wanted to finish my burger in peace.

 

[FootballFan]

I wish I was little bit taller
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a girl who looked good
I would call her
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
and a '64 Impala

:lol

Footballer hands down, music industry seems kinda boring.. football you are (usually) surrounded by real talent and unpredictable events

 

[Yen]

I went for a pint yesterday with some friends and it was at a pub that prides itself on live music shows. The band that were due to be playing later that evening were just dicking about and being huge tits.

There were benches free but they were flopped about on the doorstep. They all had ridiculous 'out there' haircuts. They had their pants rolled up to show a few inches of calf. And they couldn't stop drumming shit with their hands; concrete floor? Drum it. Bar? Drum it. Pint glass? Drum it. Band mate's arm? Drum it.

I was repulsed by it, but I couldn't look away. A man on the edge, and I just wanted to finish my burger in peace.

Should've glassed them.

 

[kharma45]

Posted yet? The Mirror are reporting Nani is threatening to leave on a free

http://7cantonas.com/2012/09/nani-threatens-to-leave-united-for-free/

 

[Salazar]

football you are (usually) surrounded by real talent and unpredictable events

And have it away in doorways with buxom blondes and have the next morning's paper tell everyone about it.

 

[Arnie]

Should've glassed them.

If I'd have ordered a pudding things could've escalated. We scarpered, grabbed a 5 pack of oatmeal cookies and a cluster of Fosters from the local Sainsburys and bolted back to a mates.

 

[Salazar]

Posted yet? The Mirror are reporting Nani is threatening to leave on a free

http://7cantonas.com/2012/09/nani-threatens-to-leave-united-for-free/

Bellend. SAF is kidding himself if he truly thinks we have adequate wide cover, though.

 

[Arnie]

Bellend. SAF is kidding himself if he truly thinks we have adequate wide cover, though.

It's fine, just throw a few 17 year olds in, that's what we do when we aren't stocked in a position.

 

[José Mourinho]

The only pretentious musicians or fans are people who were pretentious in the first place.

The same people exist in literature, film or any of the arts, or just about anything else for that matter.

 

[LegoArmo]

Really starting to believe all the Nani stuff is complete bullshit.

 

[Wilbur]

I'd definitely rather be a footballer. That way I could meet my hero Jay Spearing.

 

[Messi]

Owww my fucking head

 

[FootballFan]

I know of only 1 person who is a footballer and a 'musician'... Clint Dempsey.

Anyone else ?

 

[Yen]

Ryan Babel
Glen Hoddle
Kevin Keegan

 

[Messi]

I know of only 1 person who is a footballer and a 'musician'... Clint Dempsey.

Anyone else ?

Pinto

 

[Oxx]

I wanna be an agent.

 

[Arnie]

DJ Dirk.

I wanna be an agent.

Same. It's the legalised robbery of oil rich billionaires.

 

[Messi]

I got complimented by a smokin hot lesbian last night. Might just be in there.

 

[Wilbur]

I want to be on the Chelsea medical team so I can touch Eva at the training courses

 

[Kyoufu]

Watching the F1. Exciting stuff but it'd be much better if I had someone to cheer on.

 

[bud]

does eva also give massages or do they have someone else for that?

i want her to massage my prostate.

 

[Fry]

In the midst of all this craziness I'd like to point out the fact that I just turned 21. Now go on with your filthy stories.

ITS MY BIRTHDAY GAF!!!

Spoiler

26 years old man, time moves, but i'm feeling good

Happy birthday bros!!! Best wishes.

 

[Facism]

still bitter that the turkish national team still has the same old manager problems. I tempted to get all conspiracy and believe the manager doesn't make any decisions.

 

[Yurt]

Lucas Moura's agent Roberto Calenda:

The player had chosen Italy and said yes to Inter. It wasn’t just a verbal agreement, as he had authorisation from São Paulo. This opened the door for PSG, as São Paulo had confirmed they would sell. Inter had the opportunity to close the deal, but chose not to. There were other interested parties, above all Real Madrid, but less so Manchester United, as he never wanted to go there.

What the hell Bob Cass?

 

[kharma45]

Watching the F1. Exciting stuff but it'd be much better if I had someone to cheer on.

Support Alonso brah.

Lucas Moura's agent Roberto Calenda:



What the hell Bob Cass?

Ha, poor United.

 

[caramac]

I know of only 1 person who is a footballer and a 'musician'... Clint Dempsey.

Anyone else ?

Gazza?

 

[Broder Salsa]

I want to be on the Chelsea medical team so I can touch Eva at the training courses

Why not be a successful player there where you can get her to touch you.

The only pretentious musicians or fans are people who were pretentious in the first place.

The same people exist in literature, film or any of the arts, or just about anything else for that matter.

.

It's not like I enjoy the pretentious idiots, but there's lots of people out there who just plays music cause they like it and aren't trying to get their dumb messages across and being all arty about it. I do enjoy Trier though no matter how pretentious his movies might be.

 

[Wilbur]

Happy birthday Blablurn!

Watching the F1. Exciting stuff but it'd be much better if I had someone to cheer on.

I cheer on Alonso. I like Ferrari and he's the best driver there.

 

[Yurt]

Happy brithday to Linius too!

I do enjoy Trier though no matter how pretentious his movies might be.

The Antichrist was unintentionally* hilarious.

*or was it?

 

[K1LLER7]

Why not be a successful player there where you can get her to touch you.

plus you wouldn't have to touch JT

 

[Broder Salsa]

The Antichrist was hilarious.

CHAOS REIGNS, Bitch. But Riget is one of my favorite tv shows, it was so deliciously messed up.

plus you wouldn't have to touch JT

That might not be on the plus side for him.

 

[K1LLER7]

I know of only 1 person who is a footballer and a 'musician'... Clint Dempsey.

Anyone else ?

Ozil?

 

[Salazar]

What the hell Bob Cass?

:lol

He must have been stitched up.

Also, what the hell Lucas ? Inter ?

 

[Wilbur]

F1 commentary :lol :lol

"He's driving like Pele!... well I've never seen Pele drive but you get the idea."

 

[Willkiller]

Tim Krul has flew back to Newcastle with an elbow injury.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

 

[Arnie]

Tim Krul has flew back to Newcastle with an elbow injury.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

 

[Kyoufu]

Tim Krul has flew back to Newcastle with an elbow injury.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Hahaha. We're dropping like flies.

 

[LegoArmo]

Celtic have nicked off with your next best keeper, too.

 

[Willkiller]

Hahaha. We're dropping like flies.

Can Anita play in goal?