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[pulga]

Also, nice to see the hate is still strong in here :lol

Messi wishes he was half as godly as Ale.

 

[FootballFan]

Messi wishes he was half as godly as Ale.

vvvvvv

Also, nice to see the hate is still strong in here :lol

 

[AndresON777]

Messi wishes he was half as godly as Ale.

Isnt Messi full blooded Italian? Anyway Del Piero has the looks but lulz at your comment

 

[pulga]

I love how easy it is to rile up Barca fans, even when a comment is made completely tongue-in-cheek.

 

[Salazar]

I love how easy it is to rile up Barca fans, even when a comment is made completely tongue-in-cheek.

Barca fans are nothing.

MR ALEX FERGUSON CONTROLS THE REF, THE GAME, THE FA, THE SKIES, THE COSMOS, THE ANIMALS UNDER THE HEDGEROWS.

 

[Sloosha]

I disagree. Now that I get Barça tv on beIn they show the youth players from La Masia and these kids look like little messis and iniestas it BLEW my mind. They were absolutely murdering these other teams like 14-2, 9-0, etc. There was in particular a 12 yr old or so Japanese kid who was breathtaking.

Too bad theyjll never have a good keeper

#ToñoaBarça

They have a couple talented Korean kids in the Infantil A team as well.

 

[pulga]

Isnt Messi full blooded Italian? Anyway Del Piero has the looks but lulz at your comment

Maradona wrote in his book that Del Piero shouldve been a model <3

Barca fans are nothing.

MR ALEX FERGUSON CONTROLS THE REF, THE GAME, THE FA, THE SKIES, THE COSMOS, THE ANIMALS UNDER THE HEDGEROWS.

Ive got a real life Liverpool friend whos always going on about Fergie time. Its hilarious.

He also says Suarez is a top 3 player.

 

[Shining Sunshine]

I may end up moving to PES when they start using the Fox Engine. FIFA guys really don't care about those details like press-conferences, making the career modes like story modes, the details in the stadiums and lockers, etc.

Today I asked the guy in charge of career mode about a few things like using the new manager models available to put a press-conference when you sign an important player and his answer was:

how many times would you watch a 'new signing sequence?

So you would really watch a press conference sequence every "big signing"?

I bet you everyone skips the opening sequence going into the match after the third time.

 

[Zabojnik]

Maradona wrote in his book that Del Piero shouldve been a model <3

I love Ale as much as the next guy, but his fashion sense wasn't always impeccable.

 

[AndresON777]

Actually if I was a model footballer that was legend, world cup champion, serie a hero and all around awesome I would dress just like that.

Its white too and that will repel the heat and man apart from sandles theres nothing more comfortable than tennis shoes.

#baller

 

[pulga]

Atleast cuff sleeves lololol

 

[AndresON777]

Barca fans are nothing.

MR ALEX FERGUSON CONTROLS THE REF, THE GAME, THE FA, THE SKIES, THE COSMOS, THE ANIMALS UNDER THE HEDGEROWS.

I think it was last year but I saw some dude post vids and gifs of saf that showed his hand shaking or something and he was accusing saf of basically having delirium tremens.

srsly I hate mou but that is some crazy obsessive weird shit

 

[pulga]

Andres what would you do if Falcao ends up at Madrid

 

[elsk]

Andres what would you do if Falcao ends up at Madrid

Do you remember when David Suazo joined Inter?

 

[AndresON777]

Andres what would you do if Falcao ends up at Madrid

I love that pic because it's an Atlanta hat. Anyway I honestly don't know and my oldest friend (not relative) is a Madrid fan so he teases me with this same question all the time. I think he'll go to City or Chelsea tbh but it is inevitable that they buy some new young hot shot from Colombia (probably from Porto). I don't know I'll cross that bridge when I get to it.

Just.Not.JAMES

they have enough midfielders I should be ok but he's left footed and kind of tall so he will probably move next summer

-My stupid fucking brother left the computer turned off and we have shitty ass magic jack phone service this pos took like 5 minutes to boot up, lol

-also, I just killed this fucking massive spider on my wall. Looks like my pet geckos are not getting the job done. Does any one know the safest kind of lizard to keep? I don't want that motherfucker biting me when I sleep or shitting when I go to work.

My weird spiderman fascination might end up killing me, lol I have pics but damn uploading them is a pain I'll put them up tuesday probably. Maybe tomorrow at work


-related: his white girl just left him and I clearly told him DONT LOOK AT FREE PORN ON THE FUCKING PC I pay for hustler tv watch THAT

nope, didn't listen

god damn

 

[pulga]

Do you remember when David Suazo joined Inter?

I remember back in the day el Diez claiming he was going to Juve I creamed myself a few times thinking about buying his jersey D:

-related: his white girl just left him and I clearly told him DONT LOOK AT FREE PORN ON THE FUCKING PC I pay for hustler tv watch THAT

nope, didn't listen

god damn

Wait what? Why does he need porn if he just got dumped :lol

 

[AndresON777]

Seized by the ministry of...

 

[PowderedToast]

just saw footage of man u fans chanting "murderers" after the end of yesterday's game.

appalling.

 

[FootballFan]

just saw footage of man u fans chanting "murderers" after the end of yesterday's game.

appalling.

Sounded like a big group too.. shameful stuff.

 

[Yurt]

They're selling the iPhone 5 for 1050$ here. S3? S3.

Alright my bianconeri brothers, we have a hell of a week ahead of us. Fiorentina away (25.9.), Roma (29.9.) and Shakthar home (2.10.). Now, while I'll obviously like nothing better than to teach yet another lesson to both Roma (4-0 at Juventus Stadium last season) and Viola (0-5 in Firenze), it's probably not going to happen. I think Conte should start our titolari against Viola and sub Marchisio, Vidal and Vucinic in the second half, if everything goes according to keikaku. Quagliarella is on fire, let him rest a half against Roma. As far as I'm concerned, the only match that really matters is the one against Shakthar and we should manage our forces accordingly. Yeah, losing or even drawing against our arch-rivals would suck, but, you know, big picture. What say you?

The unbeaten run no longer serves as motivation, it's a burden. Let's lose to a random team and get it over with.

It all depends on what happens with Viola, I agree. If results don't go our way, Conte must resist fielding our strongest XI againt Roma. I suppose we can mix it up in all three games but it might blow up in our faces like in Genoa.

Or, work out brilliantly à la Chievo?

 

[BigBoss]

Does anybody know when the real madrid match starts tomorrow?

 

[dc89]

On MoTD2 I'm sure I heard Arsenal fans singing about the apparent lack of City's history.

Note to those fans;

Go read a football history book and you'll learn we won our first major trophy 26 years before you won your first.

 

[pulga]

Alright I'm about done adding some of you to every service imaginable. You'll be getting requests from:

PSN: pulga07
XBL: pulga7
Twitter: arodsalgado

Now can anyone put me up in the official Footy GAF list for this sort of thing?

Edit: Ugh why can't I add friends on PSN from my laptop -_-

Edit: elsk whats your XBL id?

[B]360
[/B]

Awesome Animals (GT: Awesome Animals)
Slizz (GT: DemKillerCANES)
Meus (GT: Starfleets)
Gareth Bale
Yenrot (GT: jackt27) 
hixxsafc (gt: jonftm73)
PrematureQuiche
dc31 (GT: St1ss)
Linius (GT: Don Randy)
3Sixty (GT:FreeSixTee)
sneaky77
Messi (GT: proofplaya)
AndresON777 (GT: AndresON777)
pulga: (GT: pulga7)

[B]PS3
[/B]
Wes (PSN: Wes_lj)
Freewheelin' (PSN: deanibo)
TheWednesday (PSN: OneLove1867)
Anderson (PSN: TheIronist)
UFCLOL (PSN: Firewarrior)
pulga: (PSN: pulga07)

[B]PC
[/B]
WoodenLung
PrematureQuiche
Yurt
Zabojnik
qindarka

[B]Vita
[/B]
PrematureQuiche

 

[elsk]

Alright I'm about done adding some of you to every service imaginable. You'll be getting requests from:

PSN: pulga07
XBL: pulga7
Twitter: arodsalgado

Now can anyone put me up in the official Footy GAF list for this sort of thing?

I was wondering who the fuck followed me. You have to ask Awesome Animals, he made the twitter list!

 

[dc89]

Duncan Castles is spot on here;

There is little that offends the sensibilities of the average English football fan more than a diver. The attitude is pure Sunday League: Real men take the physical punishment of a foul and never "cheat" their opponents by going to ground.

Here is an example of where such thinking fails. Nine minutes into the second half and Manchester City a goal to the good on Arsenal, David Silva passes Sergio Aguero into a scoring position. So good is the angle, the striker chooses to stay vertical when Laurent Koscielny's rash sliding tackled misses the ball and slides into Aguero's standing leg.

Such is the Argentine's strength and balance he still gets his shot away, only for Kieran Gibbs to block. Aguero immediately turns to the referee Mike Dean to claim what is by the rule book a straightforward penalty. Nothing is given.

Commenting on the game for Premier League TV, Craig Burley's first reaction is that there had "not been enough contact" for a penalty. Upon watching the replay, he corrects himself. "If he'd gone to ground it would have been given," Burley says.

And therein lies the problem. The modern game is so fast, England's referees so conditioned to legislate against the "gamesmanship" of diving, that a player who does as Aguero did, and fails to signal a foul rarely receives one.

Aguero is one honest player. When he SCORED that goal a QPR slid and made contact with his standing leg but instead of flinging himself to the floor he did what he should and play on because it was possible.

Lots of players could learn from him.

 

[pulga]

They're selling the iPhone 5 for 1050$ here. S3? S3.



The unbeaten run no longer serves as motivation, it's a burden. Let's lose to a random team and get it over with.

It all depends on what happens with Viola, I agree. If results don't go our way, Conte must resist fielding our strongest XI againt Roma. I suppose we can mix it up in all three games but it might blow up in our faces like in Genoa.

Or, work out brilliantly à la Chievo?

I agree, we can afford to blow some points in the league, seeing as how shitty the Milan clubs are. Players need to start resting more, we can't possibly hope Vidal, Marchisio and Pirlo keep the pace up ala last season. I definitely want to see more of Pogba. More importantly, we gotta get some Euro respect back.

 

[Salazar]

Note to those fans

They're not worth it, dc.

City lack gravitas, that's all.

 

[elsk]

 

[Blablurn]

 

[dc89]

They're not worth it, dc.

City lack gravitas, that's all.

:lol

What's this I'm seeing about JJB going into administration?!

I thought they went in last year or earlier this year?

 

[Yurt]

I agree, we can afford to blow some points in the league, seeing as how shitty the Milan clubs are.

 

[pulga]

Roma <3 I love those unfortunate fuckers.

 

[Salazar]

Muppet feedback

2 many blunders fegassi its now the time to field those new guys

take heat on ya head the red hot rod is to close to mafans wa Arsenal

We disapointed de team played badly against 9 man and pepe raina.
We r waiting 5 legend games TOTTENHAN , ARSENAL , NEWCASTLE , CHELSEA , STOKE
and i may we cnt win.
I am fearing 2 get these 5 , 5 points

Congratulation.At first i thought that Mu can't overcome the LFC Striker. Next time don't do like that i can get the heart disease

The quick reply showed everyone We can sting when touched d wrong way

 

[spidye]

Spoiler

Müller enjoyed his goal a little bit too much

 

[Broder Salsa]

Alright I'm about done adding some of you to every service imaginable. You'll be getting requests from:

PSN: pulga07
XBL: pulga7
Twitter: arodsalgado

Now can anyone put me up in the official Footy GAF list for this sort of thing?

Edit: Ugh why can't I add friends on PSN from my laptop -_-

Edit: elsk whats your XBL id?

Uh oh, Costa Rica GAF?

Love myself some Bolanos (and Oviedo even if he already left us again).

 

[dc89]

Muppet feedback

It's just a gold mine.

 

[Kenka]

All these Bayern gifs/pics are well found, Gentlemen.

 

[pulga]

Uh oh, Costa Rica GAF?

Love myself some Bolanos (and Oviedo even if he already left us again).

Hell no, I'm Honduras GAF, but I do live in CR. Can you love Izaguirre and Palacios instead?

 

[Salazar]

It's just a gold mine.

I think we can fuck Tottenhan, Chelsea, Newcastle, and (fuck fuck fuck) Stoke.

Arsenal, bizarrely, could be very difficult.

SAF just needs to see Giggs as the cup/last 10 minutes player that he is. And not as a CM. And he needs to have faith in Clev and Büttner.

And we need to never revert/resort to long-ball garbage like that. Christ.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Hell no, I'm Honduras GAF, but I do live in CR. Can you love Izaguirre and Palacios instead?

A Celtic and Stoke player?

Well... Yes of course.

Spoiler

no

 

[pulga]

We've fallen on hard times

Edit: I just put on the Football Factory on Netflix. It's made by Rockstar? The fuck?

Lol a woman just yelled "you fucking JTs" at some hooligans. dat sexual discrimination

 

[Yurt]

Neither Inter nor Milan have won at San Siro since the new hybrid artificial pitch was laid, managing three draws and five defeats between them.

:/

 

[Mr. Luchador]

just saw footage of man u fans chanting "murderers" after the end of yesterday's game.

appalling.

Both fans were appalling after the game if reports are to go by. Just happens that there's no footage of the Liverpool fans doing the Airplane gesture after running across the pitch to stand in front of the Man U fans, apparently.

 

[AndresON777]

Does anybody know when the real madrid match starts tomorrow?

1:45pm eastern bro. This is according to my scoremobile app. You know Madrid tho and this just might be a device mous wickedness devised so his players forget theyre 11 down.

tell me ur thoughts on villa messi

 

[AndresON777]

Uh oh, Costa Rica GAF?

Love myself some Bolanos (and Oviedo even if he already left us again).

k you are so passive agressive do you have an xbl acct? If we ever see each other irl I am going to pick you up and slam you on the ground

Spoiler

soft surface tho ofc

 

[Phantast2k]

Götze laughs at Müller's penis..

 

[AndresON777]

Neither Inter nor Milan have won at San Siro since the new hybrid artificial pitch was laid, managing three draws and five defeats between them.

:/

That san siro pitch is a fucking crime

- id say 5 or 6 inches but nice girth imo. I would only show mine to Mumei

damn they can see edits too im fucked

im AndresON777 also on twitter but I mainly just follow and dont tweet

DONT LET GO ROSE

 

[Broder Salsa]

k you are so passive agressive do you have an xbl acct? If we ever see each other irl I am going to pick you up and slam you on the ground

Spoiler

soft surface tho ofc

No gold. Haven't turned on my 360 for about a year. Join me in the master race or get some Japanese quality.

 

[Salazar]

 

[dc89]

I think we can fuck Tottenhan, Chelsea, Newcastle, and (fuck fuck fuck) Stoke.

Arsenal, bizarrely, could be very difficult.

SAF just needs to see Giggs as the cup/last 10 minutes player that he is. And not as a CM. And he needs to have faith in Clev and Büttner.

And we need to never revert/resort to long-ball garbage like that. Christ.

Arsenal are difficult. They outplayed us yesterday and probably deserved more than a point.

---

So I played 5 a side last night, I've played for over 2 years now and I'm glad to say I've never picked up any kind of injury. I've seen people twist their knee's pretty badly though, well 3 people actually.

But this morning, whilst changing my boxer shorts I pull my freaking hamstring. Hobbling about now. You can't make this shit up.