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[derExperte]

jesus christ how hard is it to get a visa to get over there? I have dual Citizenship with the us and colombia. Can I be granted political asylum?

+1 Respect for the Fatherland

No problem, just write 'Ich mag vierzehnjährige Mädchen." on the application where it asks for the reasons why you want asylum.

Could also try Spain, they think 13 is okay.

Spoiler

Bunch of pedo pervs if you ask me.

 

[Sviatoslav]

Man, the more I read about the current situation at Zenit, the more retarded it sounds. The team is so dysfunctional right now.

 

[Willkiller]

WHO THE FUCK ADDED ME ON XBL? own up.

I got a random friend request today too!

 

[FootballFan]

WHO THE FUCK ADDED ME ON XBL? own up.

Shit...

Nah not me, I remember a couple of pages back someone(Pulga maybe?) said he added everyone he could. So probably him.

 

[Messi]

Shit...

Nah not me, I remember a couple of pages back someone(Pulga maybe?) said he added everyone he could. So probably him.

Hrm...somethingsomethingmadridsomething.

 

[pulga]

Well I told you fuckers I added a bunch of you to XBL and Twitter. Haven't been arsed to do so on PSN since I can't do it from my laptop. (FUCKING SONY)

Edit: Shiieet I even added some of you from the XBL app on iPad. SOOOOOOOOOONYYYYYY!!!!

 

[Willkiller]

Well I told you fuckers I added a bunch of you to XBL and Twitter. Haven't been arsed to do so on PSN since I can't do it from my laptop. (FUCKING SONY)

Edit: Shiieet I even added some of you from the XBL app on iPad. SOOOOOOOOOONYYYYYY!!!!

Ahhh I must have missed your post, recognised the username though!

 

[AndresON777]

Hrm...somethingsomethingmadridsomething.

It was me...

No problem, just write 'Ich mag vierzehnjährige Mädchen." on the application where it asks for the reasons why you want asylum.

Could also try Spain, they think 13 is okay.

Thanks for the tip. How is Barcelona are they racist there like in Madrid? I don't want to be discriminated Got family in Ibiza so I can crash for free (until I drive them crazy lol)

 

[PrematureQuiche]

AndresON your bio on XBL made me laugh :lol

 

[FootballFan]

Well I told you fuckers I added a bunch of you to XBL and Twitter. Haven't been arsed to do so on PSN since I can't do it from my laptop. (FUCKING SONY)

Edit: Shiieet I even added some of you from the XBL app on iPad. SOOOOOOOOOONYYYYYY!!!!

Wow lol I am impressed that I remembered it was you that said it. Haha.

Also almost time for a new thread, all that afer dark stuff and club football made this thread go by pretty quick lol.

 

[Willkiller]

Wow lol I am impressed that I remembered it was you that said it. Haha.

Also almost time for a new thread, all that afer dark stuff and club football made this thread go by pretty quick lol.

|OT5| SHAMED. LIKE IN A BUKKAKE

 

[pulga]

|OT5| WilburyOFF, AndresON

 

[AndresON777]

AndresON your bio on XBL made me laugh :lol

it's from this old eminem cd (before he sold out)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1JDpfU7p1E


---explicit lyrics and he says offensive shit


funny tho

 

[Yen]

|OT5| SHAMED. LIKE IN A BUKKAKE

I don't get this...?

 

[Willkiller]

I don't get this...?

Few pages back...

hilarious that people think man u will smash gala. Man U have sucked the fattest frozen shits this season whilst gala has been solid. You're going to be suprised and shamed by your lack of understanding.

SHAMED. LIKE IN A BUKKAKE.

 

[pulga]

What would you guys say are the top 3 English cities to live in? There's so many goddamn "X"-shire cities showing up as potential candidates, most of which I've never heard of. Guessing London, Manchester, Liverpool in that order?

 

[Freewheelin']

I hear Birmingham and Newcastle are good cities to live in. My mum's side live in Newcastle, and its a fun city

 

[Sloosha]

What would you guys say are the top 3 English cities to live in? There's so many goddamn "X"-shire cities showing up as potential candidates, most of which I've never heard of. Guessing London, Manchester, Liverpool in that order?

London, Bristol/Bath and some place up north I guess. Bristol has to be one of the best student cities in the UK.

 

[TeegsD]

WE WON!!!! WE WON OUR FIRST GAME OF THE SEASON....and it only took 4 damn games. Thank fuck too as we were losing for a majority of it. Missed it again due to school stuff but it seemed like at one point their only shot was their goal :| But Sa Pinto needs to figure shit out quick as we have a team that should be battling for first, not getting 5 points out of 12.

 

[pulga]

Cool, I'll look into those cities as well!

 

[3Sixty]

What would you guys say are the top 3 English cities to live in? There's so many goddamn "X"-shire cities showing up as potential candidates, most of which I've never heard of. Guessing London, Manchester, Liverpool in that order?

Southampton.

Just kidding

Spoiler

A bit

Depends on what you want from a city i guess.

 

[Salazar]

I want to see some Bebe.

Bebe versus Newcastle would bring Kyoufu to the brink of ecstasy.

 

[AndresON777]

WE WON!!!! WE WON OUR FIRST GAME OF THE SEASON....and it only took 4 damn games. Thank fuck too as we were losing for a majority of it. Missed it again due to school stuff but it seemed like at one point their only shot was their goal :| But Sa Pinto needs to figure shit out quick as we have a team that should be battling for first, not getting 5 points out of 12.

I don't really leave community much what do these K's in the avatars mean?

I always confuse people. thank goodness it's not january and I got my account back after july

 

[TeegsD]

I don't really leave community much what do these K's in the avatars mean?

I always confuse people. thank goodness it's not january and I got my account back after july

It's for The Killer's new album.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Why would you tell me that AFTER i've bet.

Haha I hope that match didn't end up being what destroyed your bet.

 

[elsk]

pulga, are you rich? Please don't tell you're son of one of those fucking corrupt politicians.

 

[pulga]

:lol no, I do work for an embassy, but nothing to do with my parents. But I'm fucking tired of it and I want to continue my education instead of wasting away in that shitty desk job.

 

[Messi]

:lol no, I do work for an embassy, but nothing to do with my parents. But I'm fucking tired of it and I want to continue my education instead of wasting away in that shitty desk job.

Try standing at a register all day. Then you will know true depression.

 

[AndresON777]

I wish I could've been born with a couple more inches.

I could of had my dream job

 

[Choc]

This weeks EPL appointments

Norwich Vs Liverpool - Mike Jones

QPR vs West Ham - Mark Clattenburg

Sunderland v Wigan - Howard Webb

Villa vs WBA - Anthony Taylor

Everton vs Southampton - Lee Probert

Fulham vs City - Mark Halsey

Arsenal vs Chelsea - Martin Atkinson

Reading vs Newcastle - Andre marriner

Stoke vs Swansea - Jon Moss

 

[Broder Salsa]

I wish I could've been born with a couple more inches.

I could of had my dream job

Riding around the bangbus? Impressive if you're only a couple of inches off Ramon.

 

[sneaky77]

I wish I could've been born with 8 more inches.

I could of had my dream job

fixed

 

[Freewheelin']

I wish I could've been born with a couple more inches.

I could of had my dream job

And had sex with your cousin?

 

[AndresON777]

 

[FootballFan]

Try standing at a register all day. Then you will know true depression.

 

[PrematureQuiche]

I'm so fucking bored! I just watched both MOTD and Ljungberg was fucking useless.

 

[AndresON777]

LMAO that is avatar worthy

 

[Zabojnik]

It's for The Killer's new album.

It's a pretty terrible album, time to switch back to the original avatars.

 

[elsk]

Bayern vs. Wolfsburg tomorrow

 

[AndresON777]

fa cup tomorrow right?


sweet

 

[Sloosha]

fa cup tomorrow right?


sweet

Capital One Cup.

Wish I could watch Chelsea vs Wolves but it probably won't be televised over here.

 

[AndresON777]

Capital One Cup.

Wish I could watch Chelsea vs Wolves but it probably won't be televised over here.

do they use the b team? fucking scoremobile fc is garbage but I keep going back to it

 

[jtb]

Try standing at a register all day. Then you will know true depression.

retail fucking blows. I feel your pain.

 

[Sloosha]

do they use the b team? fucking scoremobile fc is garbage but I keep going back to it

Not sure. Chelsea like to usually put out a relatively strong side in all cup competitions. I assume some fringe players may get a start though: Romeu, Azpicuelta. Don't know if Marin is fit yet though.

 

[AndresON777]

jesus christ city and chelsea are playing and i get fucking leeds vs everton

smh beIn sport


-looks like the spanish beiN has fiorientina - juve. Is this live? no hd in spanish, fucking racialists

 

[pulga]

Try standing at a register all day. Then you will know true depression.

Grass is always greener, etc etc.

 

[Meier]

Liverpools Martin Kelly Ruled Out For Six Months

Terrible luck for the chap.

That's terrible -- not surprised though.. you could tell it was quite severe when it happened. I definitely expected it was an ACL injury.

 

[Broder Salsa]

-looks like the spanish beiN has fiorientina - juve. Is this live? no hd in spanish, fucking racialists

Yeah it's live.

Not sure. Chelsea like to usually put out a relatively strong side in all cup competitions. I assume some fringe players may get a start though: Romeu, Azpicuelta. Don't know if Marin is fit yet though.

Want to see this guy soon.

 

[elsk]

:lol no, I do work for an embassy, but nothing to do with my parents. But I'm fucking tired of it and I want to continue my education instead of wasting away in that shitty desk job.

I could totally use that job of yours, if you leave

 

[AndresON777]

Sweet. It's actually for the league according to this pos app. This just brightened my day since I thought I wouldn't get football on my day off. God I hate baseball so much