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What about MUFC versus Tottenhan
Sir Alex Ferguson.
Soul crushing work, dealing with general public. Especially the entitled ones.
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What shop do you work at?
AndresON777
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I just hate people in general. I rather be alone or with the few people I can tolerate.
I need dat sex robot!
I wish I could be frozen like in demolition man
I need dat sex robot!
I wish I could be frozen like in demolition man
don't forget manager telling you to sell store credit card and/or extended warranty while you are ringing up the customer
AndresON777
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took it from the NFL thread. The one on the right. THAT IS WHAT I WANT MY ROBOT TO LOOK LIKE!
-i'd probably upgrade the boobs though but I could probably get that installed down the line
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I'm guessing it can't be the worst store to have a job in at least.
Broder Salsa
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Was standing behind a semi old woman at the bakery today who was going fucking nuts, was amazed someone would make a fool of themselves so much in public, apparently a cake she bought was "raw inside!" and she was now demanding all kinds of shit from them.
Nah its cool, but ive been there for 7 years. I am pretty much dead inside now.
This happens way too often at my store.
AndresON777
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I love it when I go to a restaurant or drive thru and I hear some women (some times a dude) give all of these specific instructions and how they want their food and what they do and don't want on it.
I'm like dey gonna spit in your food
-I worked in restaurants that's what people do. Reminds me of that curb your enthusiasm episode where larry starts to date a hostess and they end up breaking up. then he goes back to the place and his service and food are nasty.
Don't shit where you eat
I'm like dey gonna spit in your food
-I worked in restaurants that's what people do. Reminds me of that curb your enthusiasm episode where larry starts to date a hostess and they end up breaking up. then he goes back to the place and his service and food are nasty.
Don't shit where you eat
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You laugh now but maybe 10 or so years down the line, AndresON will be seen as a veritable trailblazer.
Hey! It funds your kit addiction
You have no idea how many times ive used the excuse "ill look for a new job, but...there are new kits soon"
Who is this woman on this show 'Go On?', Chandlers secretary. Someone help me out, she is making me happy in the pants.
I work in a deli, people are specific all the time. People are shitheads about it too. But id NEVER spit in someones food. I am not a fucking cretin.
Should have used that silky voice of yours to politely tell her to fuck off. Or just recite Wilbury's afer dark story. Same effect.
AndresON777
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You aren't from USA, that's the difference
Always a good time for a tipping thread
Broder Salsa
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Someone actually told her to shut up, but she went over to the side and kept arguing with one of them while another took care of the rest of the line.
By that time we can decrypt brains too, so yes, we can get whoever we want.
I tip well. I always have, then again I think thats because I never get tips.
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John Cho is aging gracefully, Kal Penn is not. This saddens me.
no.. is never a good time for that.
pffffffffffff
AndresON777
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They'll be more expensive than that but yeah. I'm sure there will be financing options with low interest rates. What would they call the equivalent of a bumper to bumper warranty on it? The maintenance? The hard part will be duplicating the tounge and kissing and shit. Lets brainstorm together.
anyway IE makes me want to rip my hair out
---have you guys seen that episode of archer with the robot girl and guy? don't want to spoil it archer is so good
no, but if i could donate sperm in one while getting paid i'd probably do it
Wilbury would be proud of you.
Oh my god :lol :lol :lol
A sex robot would not judge me
I think I would consider it. Like lets say hypothetically there is one that looks like Olivia. 5000 would not seem like that much. Plus you could use it more than once.
It would look like a human, it would just be robotic inside. So the kissing would not be an issue.
AndresON777
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Hmmm Messi brings up a good point. If you could have any celebrity replica who would you take?
A sex robot would not judge me
It would look like a human, it would just be robotic inside. So the kissing would not be an issue.
That's probably a fair bit down the line. I'm guessing it would more likely resemble that robot maid from the Jetsons.
Broder Salsa
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A sex robot would not judge me
I think I would consider it. Like lets say hypothetically there is one that looks like Olivia. 5000 would not seem like that much. Plus you could use it more than once.
If it was good fuck yeah I would, bet all guys would have one at home if it was really good. Finally we can get a sex toy as acceptable as girls and their vibrators, except this would require a bit more room and probably go under the bed rather than the bedroom drawer.
Hmmm Messi brings up a good point. If you could have any celebrity replica who would you take?
Its pretty obvious i'd go with a Barca kit wearing Oliva Wilde.
I think as tech progresses, robots are going to take on a more human form. The jetsons was a cartoon and thus presented robots in a childlike way. It wouldn't even feel like a robot, but it will be.
To be fair though, who didnt want to stick it to the jetsons maid?
Would it be acceptable, like if your girlfriend walked in on you getting some from your robot sex doll? would it be an issue? Is that cheating?
AndresON777
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LOL
Just off the top of my head I'd get Prime Jessica Alba or prime Salma Hayek. Definitely would need completely different firmware because they are super annoying.
There should be different personalities. Like ringtones on a phone. You should also be able to remix.
Personality I'd probably pick
hmmm I don't know but I'd definitely have Parker Posey loaded onto that thing. Some Allison Pill too I don't know but she kind of does it for me after seeing newsroom and scott pilgrim.
---Wouldn't need a girlfriend if I had a sexbot. I'd probably put Wooden personality mode when we were just hanging out but I would need restrictors for Copenhagen talk and overly sexual behaviour.
pulga
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:lol THIS.Try to deal with "general public" in a developing country.
You can have it, just be ready to be bored as fuck for most of the day and annoyed with some of our more colorful compatriots.
and I want a Candice Swanepoel sexbot
I don't think the sex robot would talk/have the persons personality. Its a sex toy not your girlfriend.
Broder Salsa
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The tech singularity is near so they will actually be smarter than us, it won't be weird or exploiting really. We will leave the breeding to a few old fashioned bible reading people.
AndresON777
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No doubt. I like the one you had as an avatar with some viking looking helmet.
Either way my standards are pretty low
What's the name of the hot one from Orange Caramel Salazar?
Broder Salsa
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If the sex robots are sentient, wouldn't having sex with them be unethical?
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Hyoyeon is the best!
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