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[Messi]

The tech singularity is near so they will actually be smarter than us, it won't be weird or exploiting really. We will leave the breeding to a few old fashioned bible reading people.

What if we are the sex toys for the robots of the future?

 

[Fry]

The last 2 pages concludes my theory: I can't present this thread to my friends.

 

[pulga]

How intelligent would these robots be, function wise? Would it be able to bring me a sandwich?

 

[AndresON777]

I don't think the sex robot would talk/have the persons personality. Its a sex toy not your girlfriend.

That is the point. Some times I could just turn it off. Fights with a s.o. can be amusing but some times I wish they had a mute or off button or go sit in the corner and recharge.


Like I want to be alone for like 3 days SEXBOT: OFF!

 

[Messi]

The last 2 pages concludes my theory: I can't present this thread to my friends.

ARE YOU ASHAMED OF US?!?

 

[Broder Salsa]

If the sex robots are sentient, wouldn't having sex with them be unethical?

If they are smarter than us? Nah. Will be trouble when they decide to kill us though.

How intelligent would these robots be, function wise? Would it be able to bring me a sandwich?

The ideal robot in 20 to 40 years time, yes.

 

[Sloosha]

What if we are the sex toys for the robots of the future?

We're heading into Twilight Zone territory now.

 

[K1LLER7]

off-topic but

Bolt Watch your back

 

[Messi]

How intelligent would these robots be, function wise? Would it be able to bring me a sandwich?

You are missing the point, the robot is not domesticated. It is designed to get semen out of your body in a pleasurable way. its not here to make you dinner or talk to you about your feelings. Thats why you choose what it looks like. to make it easier to have sex with an emotionless robot.

 

[Fry]

ARE YOU ASHAMED OF US?!?

Nope, but they would be ashamed of me :lol

 

[Salazar]

What's the name of the hot one from Orange Caramel Salazar?

Nana.

 

[AndresON777]

In other words : This is fine too.

lol dude let me know if it's nsfw. I'm cool with the it guys but home made sex doll is kind of a red flag lol

 

[elsk]

You are missing the point, the robot is not domesticated. It is designed to get semen out of your body in a pleasurable way. its not here to make you dinner or talk to you about your feelings. Thats why you choose what it looks like. to make it easier to have sex with an emotionless robot.

So like necrophilia?

Spoiler

This is not going to end well.

 

[Broder Salsa]

So like necrophilia?

Spoiler

This is not going to end well.

Messis true fetishes revealed.

lol dude let me know if it's nsfw. I'm cool with the it guys but home made sex doll is kind of a red flag lol

Haha sorry

 

[AndresON777]

You are missing the point, the robot is not domesticated. It is designed to get semen out of your body in a pleasurable way. its not here to make you dinner or talk to you about your feelings. Thats why you choose what it looks like. to make it easier to have sex with an emotionless robot.

What if you could love it and it was programmed to love you!

SEXBOT: Make me a tongue taco!

WIN WIN

 

[Messi]

So like necrophilia?

Spoiler

This is not going to end well.

The robot has never been alive, so therefore its not necro. Its just machine parts shaped like female human parts, skinned to look like a celebrity of your choosing.

 

[Sloosha]

Nana.

Yeah, she the best.

 

[AndresON777]

So messi what do you do irl after dark?


edit: god damn yeah that one is perfect. I'd probably keep the head, hair and skin but I need some bigger thighs, hips and upper body upgrades.

 

[pulga]

You are missing the point, the robot is not domesticated. It is designed to get semen out of your body in a pleasurable way. its not here to make you dinner or talk to you about your feelings. Thats why you choose what it looks like. to make it easier to have sex with an emotionless robot.

But I dont want it to talk! I just want it to be able to recognize certain phrases and carry my orders out!

 

[Messi]

So messi what do you do irl after dark?

Rewatch old House episodes, sausage in hand. It gets a tad awkward at times.

 

[elsk]

NOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[Messi]

But I dont want it to talk! I just want it to be able to recognize certain phrases and carry my orders out!

Such as? Like sexual phrases? like... "Auto lube", As I said this is a Sex Robot, not a regular jetsons style maid robot.

 

[AndresON777]

Rewatch old House episodes, sausage in hand. It gets a tad awkward at times.

hahahah


Before work today I one of my favorites was airing on tv:

Spoiler

Splashes on Glasses

---well Messi you can elect to purchase that model but I want mine fully loaded

 

[pulga]

Such as? Like sexual phrases? like... "Auto lube", As I said this is a Sex Robot, not a regular jetsons style maid robot.

Mmm, well then, lets talk about texture.

 

[Messi]

hahahah


Before work today I one of my favorites was airing on tv:

Spoiler

Splashes on Glasses

---well Messi you can elect to purchase that model but I want mine fully loaded

I like the house episode 'Lucky 13'. I think that is the best ep of house.

Some lovely looking bits in that ep:

Fuck, might cause myself a stiffy.

Mmm, well then, lets talk about texture.

Feels like real skin, wets like real skin. But still if you cut it open, robotics inside.

 

[Salazar]

if you cut it open

That's some next-level WoodenLung kink.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Messi why would you cut it open.

 

[Messi]

That's some next-level WoodenLung kink.

Accidental breakages happen.

Look all I am saying is that in the future if we have human looking robots, made to order. I would not feel wierd about it.

But I want to know, if your girl catches you... is it cheating? What are the rules. Is it a faux-pa

Messi why would you cut it open.

I mean, if I accidentally fuck too hard and push on through. Its only rubber skin, no?

 

[PrematureQuiche]

but what if Olivia met Olivia Robot :lol All your chances are gone once she knows you are fucking a robotic version!

 

[Messi]

but what if Olivia met Olivia Robot :lol All your chances are gone once she knows you are fucking a robotic version!

Shit, this could never happen. but if I know olivia as much as I think I do. I think she might be down for a 3 way. Male-Female-Robo Oliva combo.

 

[Broder Salsa]

But I want to know, if your girl catches you... is it cheating? What are the rules. Is it a faux-pa

Are you cheating with your hand? Is your girlfriend cheating with her vibrator/candle/whatever penis shaped vegetable in the fridge? Nah man.

I mean, if I accidentally fuck too hard and push on through. Its only rubber skin, no?

Well if it tries to imitate the feel of a real girl, that would take some pushing.

 

[Fry]

 

[PrematureQuiche]

Shit, this could never happen. but if I know olivia as much as I think I do. I think she might be down for a 3 way. Male-Female-Robo Oliva combo.

Sounds hot. :lol

 

[Messi]

Are you cheating with your hand? Is your girlfriend cheating with her vibrator/candle/whatever penis shaped vegetable in the fridge? Nah man.

Yeah but its a different thing if your girl walks in and sees you fucking a life sized human looking Olivia wilde. Its different than your hand.

 

[HotHamWater]

I feel like we've reached a new low. And that's just from reading this.

 

[AndresON777]

Messi why would you cut it open.

So if Messi becomes a serial killer of sexbots does he get in trouble for homicide or is it just vandalism?

 

[Messi]

Well if it tries to imitate the feel of a real girl, that would take some pushing.

Feel man, not actual skin or material. I just think if you were randy enough. You could accidentally feel some metal.

 

[Messi]

So if Messi becomes a serial killer of sexbots does he get in trouble for homicide or is it just vandalism?

I am not some serial killer, its not like id be cutting her open with a knife. you are just doing your business and then suddenly you feel metal. Its not that unthinkable.

 

[PrematureQuiche]

So if Messi becomes a serial killer of sexbots does he get in trouble for homicide or is it just vandalism?

Vandalism. It isn't alive so it can't be murder.

I am not some serial killer, its not like id be cutting her open with a knife. you are just doing your business and then suddenly you feel metal. Its not that unthinkable.

I love the way you are trying to defend a hypothetical :lol

 

[Sloosha]

So if Messi becomes a serial killer of sexbots does he get in trouble for homicide or is it just vandalism?

He's Richard Dekard, hunting down replicants in the near future.

 

[AndresON777]

He's Richard Dekard, hunting down replicants in the near future.

Boom. I wanted to watch A.I. but I just remembered I had Blade Runner on the dvr.

Philip K. Dick is part of the reason I'm crazy!

 

[Sloosha]

Messi needs to take the Voight-Kampff test. Might be one himself.

 

[Messi]

Vandalism. It isn't alive so it can't be murder.




I love the way you are trying to defend a hypothetical :lol

I just think, in this hypothetical. Its not impossible to see a scenario that your sex doll gets damaged due to excessive use/randiness. come home after a few jars and stick it to olivia. then whoops. Wake up in the morning there is a hole.

You guys are in denial if you think it can't happen.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Yeah but its a different thing if your girl walks in and sees you fucking a life sized human looking Olivia wilde. Its different than your hand.

They will make up for it by getting a Nocerino doll. Lets not exclude genders here with this threads genderism.

 

[PrematureQuiche]

Would the doll be lifeless? Or would she be "helping"? Like is it just going to lay there.

 

[Sloosha]

Would the doll be lifeless? Or would she be "helping"? Like is it just going to lay there.

No, it's powered by a small fusion reactor.

 

[Blablurn]

olivia wilde has the biggest head on earth

 

[Messi]

Would the doll be lifeless? Or would she be "helping"? Like is it just going to lay there.

In my opinion, seeing as it is a sex robot. It knows how to do sexual motions, and you have to match that rythm. It would have different settings though. but I am against them being able to do other things.

 

[Messi]

olivia wilde has the biggest head on earth

One big sexy head. Love it. Your hate cannot enter my force field Blablurn.

edit: plus we all know Tito Ortiz has a bigger head.

 

[AndresON777]

I'm more worried about myself really. I have hurt myself before. What if the sexbox malfunctions and it's lady parts close or the legs put me in a famke jansen type grip and I die.

A naked immigrant from Columbia was found dead this morning in a suburban home 20 miles from Atlanta. Authorities believe the victim was strangled to death by his cyborg concubine which he had just purchased last month from Japan. Firefighters struggled to pry the machine off of him and then found that his penis had been severed. The man was found by his long time friend who had just come over for a visit to play the video game FIFA '37