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[PrematureQuiche]

It would take a while to get used to. Would probably freak me out for a while. Also how do you hide it from family and friends?

 

[Broder Salsa]

You think you will last until fifa 37?

 

[Messi]

I'm more worried about myself really. I have hurt myself before. What if the sexbox malfunctions and it's lady parts close or the legs put me in a famke jansen type grip and I die.

If I was to go out like that, having sex with an Oliva robot. I would not be too pissed off. There are worse ways to go. As long as I finished first.

It would take a while to get used to. Would probably freak me out for a while. Also how do you hide it from family and friends?

I think so, i'd hide it, kind of like the mass of Oliva pics on the hidden folders on my external hard drive that everyone uses

As someone said, under the bed.

 

[AndresON777]

You think you will last until fifa 37?

No. But that is exactly how the stories on the ajc sound when someone is found dead.

If I was to go out like that, having sex with an Oliva robot. I would not be too pissed off. There are worse ways to go. As long as I finished first.

You would be coming and going at the same time. Not bad

 

[qindarka]

Can FIFA 13 be downloaded precisely at 12.00 am US time?

 

[PrematureQuiche]

Can FIFA 13 be downloaded precisely at 12.00 am US time?

Have you not preloaded? If you load up your VPN now it will tell you the time it will unlock according to your Computers clock.

 

[Messi]

No. But that is exactly how the stories on the ajc sound when someone is found dead.




You would be coming and going at the same time. Not bad

Some day you guys will hear that I was found dead having sex with Oliviabot. Strangled by her vice like vagina.

 

[qindarka]

Damn it, since I'm using a proxy, it says the network is not secure. And there is important information there.

 

[Broder Salsa]

It would take a while to get used to. Would probably freak me out for a while. Also how do you hide it from family and friends?

You don't.

 

[PrematureQuiche]

Some day you guys will hear that I was found dead having sex with Oliviabot. Strangled by her vice like vagina.

You would die with such a massive

Spoiler

grin

 

[AndresON777]

You would die with such a massive

Spoiler

grin

 

[PrematureQuiche]

You don't.

What the fuck did I just watch and how the fuck do you stumble on all these fucked up videos!

 

[Messi]

edit: Great, now I have 'Oliva Wilde Sexdoll' in my google history.

 

[Broder Salsa]

What the fuck did I just watch and how the fuck do you stumble on all these fucked up videos!

Even got the first comment!

Spoiler

Think Cheezmo linked to it in the funny pics thread, lol

 

[Zabojnik]

You don't.

 

[AndresON777]

Damn I must see this now. Will fire up the phone as soon as I get outside.

 

[Messi]

Damn I must see this now. Will fire up the phone as soon as I get outside.

Its really not worth the hassle

edit: Mumei is going to kill us

 

[PrematureQuiche]

I really hope this thread never gets locked. It really is the only place I post now :lol

 

[Broder Salsa]

I really hope this thread never gets locked. It really is the only place I post now :lol

It will get locked soon. For a new OT.

 

[Messi]

It will get locked soon. For a new OT.

Thank fuck, some character assassination going on here tonight. lol

 

[AndresON777]

Its really not worth the hassle

edit: Mumei is going to kill us

I'm sorry if I took you with me

:lol

 

[PrematureQuiche]

It will get locked soon. For a new OT.

You knew what I meant! Also we should play PES! I am awful so it would be fun.

 

[Messi]

You knew what I meant! Also we should play PES! I am awful so it would be fun.

btw, you sound an awful lot like Simon from the Inbetweeners. It's kind of awesome.

 

[Fry]

It will get locked soon. For a new OT.

Good, we need to erase this page from our memories.

What'll be the new title?

 

[PrematureQuiche]

btw, you sound an awful lot like Simon from the Inbetweeners. It's kind of awesome.

I have never heard that before :lol I did love your accent too though. It was different from the other irish accents I have heard on here and I can understand you haha.

 

[AndresON777]

After-Dark?

 

[Broder Salsa]

You knew what I meant! Also we should play PES! I am awful so it would be fun.

I will wait and destroy you in FIFA. Palermo beating Chelsea, believe.

 

[Salazar]

What'll be the new title?

Under Frogson's Control

 

[Fry]

After-Dark?

'After dark' just means 'after dark'. Afer dark, however, means Messi talking about a robotified pussy and Wilbury being Wilbury.

 

[Messi]

I have never heard that before :lol I did love your accent too though. It was different from the other irish accents I have heard on here and I can understand you haha.

Shame about your inability to keep a lead.

'After dark' just means 'after dark'. Afer dark, however, means Messi talking about a robotified pussy and Wilbury being Wilbury.

Its not just a robotified pussy, its a whole body, roboboobs ect. I don't think i'd want any robot other than oliviabot though.

 

[PrematureQuiche]

I will wait and destroy you in FIFA. Palermo beating Chelsea, believe.

Good luck :lol

Shame about your inability to keep a lead.

It still hurts :/ Why am I so cocky!

 

[qindarka]

Right, surely this must be wrong. The game seems to cost 40 dollars for the US and 80 dollars for Australia.

 

[Messi]

Good luck :lol



It still hurts :/ Why am I so cocky!

INCREDIBLY COCKY.

'Oh yeah, taking off David Villa when you are 5-2 down will really help'

Showed you 7 mid's FTW.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Used my fantasy team wildcard, my team was just too shit but now it's really back on track.

Right, surely this must be wrong. The game seems to cost 40 dollars for the US and 80 dollars for Australia.

Well it's Australia. It's also 85 dollars here.

 

[qindarka]

Well, I'm afraid to use the proxy now since I may be considered to be cheating them of 40 bucks. Also have to fill in an American or Canadian address.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Well, I'm afraid to use the proxy now since I may be considered to be cheating them of 40 bucks. Also have to fill in an American or Canadian address.

I did that for battlefield premium (and sim city pre order), worked like a charm. Also the address can just be some completely random. Also unlocked BF3 early with korean proxy.

 

[qindarka]

Is that legal?

 

[Fry]

I want Fifa 13 =(

 

[Broder Salsa]

Is that legal?

Well there was GAF threads about it which weren't locked.

 

[Messi]

Goodnight Afer Dark GAF.

 

[PrematureQuiche]

Goodnight Afer Dark GAF.

Night! I will have revenge!

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Just unlocked FIFA 13 but looks like I need to start up the VPN everytime I play! Oh well at least it works.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Just unlocked FIFA 13 but looks like I need to start up the VPN everytime I play! Oh well at least it works.

Haha they got more sneaky now then. With BF3 you just had to unlock once and you could turn off the VPN immediately after. Why the fuck the Koreans got the game like 5 days early I don't know, but their proxies sure were overloaded that day from desperate GAFers.

 

[PrematureQuiche]

Haha they got more sneaky now then. With BF3 you just had to unlock once and you could turn off the VPN immediately after. Why the fuck the Koreans got the game like 5 days early I don't know, but their proxies sure were overloaded that day from desperate GAFers.

Yeah, you need it on till your on the main menu signed into the servers then you can switch it off I think.

Anyway off to bed. My brother got on his flight in the end which means I have to pick him up from the airport en route to the Chelsea game. Night all!

 

[pulga]

I just fucking owned some fools in a local 2v2 match. I fucking love this dribble system

 

[Sviatoslav]

Sex robots, huh? Wilbury has to be fapping reading this thread.

 

[FootballFan]

what the hell is happening in here lol. Sex robot. That's a first for football-gaf.

 

[Mumei]

What the fuck did I just watch and how the fuck do you stumble on all these fucked up videos!

Your first mistake was using the word "stumble". This implies that Wooden does not go looking for these things, and, well, it's Wooden.

Mumei is going to kill us

Well, I am going to have to tell you guys to drop the sex robot talk. And I think this video has some applicability to our current situation.

 

[rodvik]

And I think this video has some applicability to our current situation.

It actually took me a moment. I was like "Oh yeah a that one has a cone and is fairly quiet, must be sick or something....oh...."

 

[TheGreatDivide]

Which VPN are you using for FIFA? Needs my fix.

E: did it.

 

[elsk]

I'm bored guys but thank God I missed most of the robot sex talk.