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We gobbled it up, like a bunch of aquatic f*cksI really couldn't understand your accent Kyle. I imagine all the Irish Gaffers to be nodding their heads and gobbling it up, but I was lost.
I downloaded the revised version because fuck listening to the first one again
Fucking :lol :lol :lol at Bacon's 'except the fucking Irish'. Jesus christ that was funny.
As was Quiche's marshmellow knickers story.
:lol, Operon sounds like the curly haired guy from Misfits.
Operon could do audio books.
The way wooden pronounces ejaculate makes me laugh every time. "Do the Bendter for me" :lol
International WEEKends sure do mess with you guys.
Wii U still sounds like a confused mess.
Capello knew what he saw in Messi was great, couple years later Messi scored the hat-trick against Madrid while Capello was in charge.
I personally hope they crash & burn for being cheap fucks.
And mine http://baconsaurus.minus.com/mbr7npPlvQ
And for fun I decided to translate the text to Dutch and read it out loud so you can hear my neutral voice. You can of course laugh at how silly Dutch sounds
http://baconsaurus.minus.com/mgTSlQN0l
They are just being sensible really. They don't have infinite money like Microsoft and they aren't run by complete morons like Sony. There is no real demand from the mass market for an uber-expensive beast of a console. People just don't have $400 to spend on something that isn't a phone/iPad.
Sons of Anarchy was amazing
Halo 4 ViDoc 2 was amazing
This coffee is amazing
The sun is coming out
What a morning
Where is that magnificent bastard?
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They're right though
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A few things are wrong with this:
- you're stuck in the past, they're rich as fuck! Their cash reserves are humongous (some $12 billion). Apple is at $27.65b
If you adjust that to annual revenue than it's:
Apple: 27.65/148.81 = 18%
Ninty: 12.06/8.15 = 148%
So much for that..
All the more laughable how fucking cheap they are when it comes tech/features/accessories.
- they offer old tech and still charge a whole fucking lot, right now they're about the leap the $300 boundary for their elite sku
They're like a schizo this time around.
The Wii U's lack of horsepower wouldn't be a huge deal if it came out the gate with Nintendo stuff that looked in the same ball-park as high-tier 360/PS3 games. Pikmin, NSMB, and Nintendo Land aren't really what I have been waiting for.
Probably won't be a big issue for the mass-market anyway. More of a problem is that everything is kind of all over the place. Plenty of people think it's a Wii add-on, 2 versions at launch, game-pads, balance boards, pro controllers, Wii-motes, motion-plus.
Wii was so simple and effective.
Anyway, football.
I do hope most of you nobbers are getting Halo 4 when it comes out. Shit looks insane.
I want Mario and Zelda HD.. Nintendo are still the best at creating fun experiences for everyone IMO.
Writing a CV is hard, especially when I've got my dad's in front of me for comparison. How the fuck did he have the time to do all this shit and take me from mere sperm to the rambunctious student that I am now.
Must've drunk a lot of Red Bull.
I want Mario and Zelda HD.. Nintendo are still the best at creating fun experiences for everyone IMO.
why you buying a nintendo console then?
LieWriting a CV is hard, especially when I've got my dad's in front of me for comparison. How the fuck did he have the time to do all this shit and take me from mere sperm to the rambunctious student that I am now.
Must've drunk a lot of Red Bull.
No one asks them to go super powerful, just not the inverse of powerful, lolThey don't have the guaranteed consistent revenue from existing products like Microsoft and Apple do, they can't gamble on a super powerful console potentially eating up half their cash reserves like what happened to Sony with the PS3.
They haven't created a fun experience for me since the N64 days.
I want Mario and Zelda HD.. Nintendo are still the best at creating fun experiences for everyone IMO.
I saw you in the hype train, you need some Hype-drenaline running through your veins as soon as possible
I'm sure she's going to now.Sigh, Damages is over for good. Although it never reached the hights of the first season, it was still a very enjoyable show. The ending was great, just so ... cathartic. Rose Byrne needs to eat a hamburger or two, though.
What does/did he do?
Weird hope this worksThis is the only hasn't listened to yet wants me to download a file called esetuptype.exe
A 3D Mario yes. No more NSMB please.
They haven't created a fun experience for me since the N64 days.
I am not particularly interested in the 3rd-party games, the 1st-party games are a huge draw for me. Sony and Microsoft have great exclusives though, I'll give them that.For everyone? Why should I care if they create a fun generic experience when the other two (or one for me basically) create something interesting aimed for me.
Well that's the reason I'm not buying a WiiU.
Rio Ferdinand has been banned from driving after being caught speeding on the same road THREE TIMES in less than six weeks.
The United defender was a victim of the modern speed detection system according to celebrity lawyer Nick Freeman who represented him at Trafford Magistrates Court.
Tradition.
Capello: "In my career only Messi* had left a better first impression on me than Falcao."
*In that infamous Juve-Barca friendly.
I have honestly no idea how IRC works
Manchester Evening News.
Ferdi please. Behave yourself.
Also freaking LOL at the lawyer. If I get pulled for speeding i will use that line.
They are actually more awful collectively than they are individually. Impressive.
I hope all you lads are getting Dishonored. Its gonna be goty. Better than any of that Halo bollocks.