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Football Thread 2012/13 |OT5| One word to rule them all

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Zabojnik

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Pique must be fucking hung like a donkey if he took over Ibra's soul like that.

Obligatory:

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Dunno if this has been posted or not but couldn't stop laughing.
My co-workers think I've lost it.

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To the tune of YMCA!

Young man! You don't have 2 fall down.
I said young man! Just keep your feet on the ground.
 

pulga

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Question for FootyGaf:

What is worse? Which is more detrimental to the sport of football: diving/theatrics or violent conduct?

Well diving isnt going to give anyone a career threatening injury anytime soon so Im going with violent conduct.

Just watched newest Boardwalk Empire episode. Seems like major shit is about to go down soon.
 

AndresON777

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I think diving is worse because it gives football a bad name in countries where the sport isnt as big. The football federations should review matches and implement punishment retroactiively. Depending on the offense there should be fines and/or suspensions. This way it will affect the players money but also the club.

The Barça players who dive are worthless anyway except for Busi
 

GorillaJu

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I was listening to football weekly and was disgusted to hear the pundits claim Suarez is the "villain of the premier league." The man who stood on his chest wasn't mentioned. Neither was Fellaini, who every week, without fail, "accidentally" elbows another player in the face in an aerial challenge. Neither Huth, nor Fellaini are villains. It's Suarez, for flopping on the ground in a super-delayed reaction to being clipped in the box.

Tony Pulis sends Crouch and Walters out to foul and hurt other players. His captain broke the leg of another player in a terrible challenge, and he legitimately tried to play Shawcross as the victim, saying how he was in tears and had to be driven home by his family member (poor boy having come away from the game with both legs in tact).

You want to talk villains? Clearly the guy who goes down easily is the worst of them all.
 

AndresON777

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*shrugs*

Mod hat is off.

Doesnt mean you cant be sassy. Kyoufu, Arnie, Salazar, elsk, MPW all have attitude and that makes things amusing. Sorry if I forgot you peeps Im getting 'there'

Still, I enjoy your company even though I dont know who the fuck you are.


<3
 

qindarka

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Edit: Never mind. Only going to get me banned.

On topic: Chelsea are going to lose their next three games. Too much hype from early season form.
 

AndresON777

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I was listening to football weekly and was disgusted to hear the pundits claim Suarez is the "villain of the premier league." The man who stood on his chest wasn't mentioned. Neither was Fellaini, who every week, without fail, "accidentally" elbows another player in the face in an aerial challenge. Neither Huth, nor Fellaini are villains. It's Suarez, for flopping on the ground in a super-delayed reaction to being clipped in the box.

Tony Pulis sends Crouch and Walters out to foul and hurt other players. His captain broke the leg of another player in a terrible challenge, and he legitimately tried to play Shawcross as the victim, saying how he was in tears and had to be driven home by his family member (poor boy having come away from the game with both legs in tact).

You want to talk villains? Clearly the guy who goes down easily is the worst of them all.

I think it ironically boils down to racism. Racism against certain peoples is tolerated whereas discrimination against people of african descent is seen as inhumane.

I know in America you can mock hispanics, asians, and Indians but if you say something about black people you get eviscerated by the media.

I understand thei struggle has been the worst in modern times but it is just hypocrisy and 'white guilt'

The suspension Luis got last season infuriated me and I was even more mad after seeing the john terry debacle. Oh well he is a great Englishman lets just excommuinicate him from the National Team. Also see those bullsit UEFA fines in the Euros.

Damn I shouldnt drink four loko and vodka >_>
 

FootballFan

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I think diving is worse because it gives football a bad name in countries where the sport isnt as big. The football federations should review matches and implement punishment retroactiively. Depending on the offense there should be fines and/or suspensions. This way it will affect the players money but also the club.

The Barça players who dive are worthless anyway except for Busi

Punishment post game wouldn't be that great if you think about it.

If Barca are playing Real Madrid, Di Maria diving to win a penalty(which wins the game) then being suspended for the next game against Zaragoza is not going to matter to Madrid or Di Maria.

Or if A.Young dives in the 2014 wc final for England to win it, he won't be all "Oh noes I am suspended for our 2018 qualifier!"

Of course this will never happen though as England getting to the final is a joke.

Seriously though it is a very hard thing to fix, it just is.
 

AndresON777

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Might have to stop there, it might become the next Alaba lol.

My sweet Bojan <3

He looks kind of like a good looking willem defoe

Im talking platoon here as that is one of my fav movies

---Going to go play UT so I can get some players be back later if I dont pass out and time travel
 

Salazar

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Neither was Fellaini, who every week, without fail, "accidentally" elbows another player in the face in an aerial challenge.

Yeah, I have beef with Fellaini. I think he's unquestionably a very gifted lad, but he's a nasty player.

Commentators (and refs) give him too much leeway because of his size. Countless times you hear "Fellaini shrugs him off" or "Fellaini's sheer power", when what he's actually done is barged/shoved/elbowed a bloke.
 

xintin

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Edit: Never mind. Only going to get me banned.

On topic: Chelsea are going to lose their next three games. Too much hype from early season form.
AVB is going to falcon punch Lampard into retirement.
edit - did Tony Pulis just conjure a fucking dolphin out of smoke in that video below? :lol
 

AndresON777

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Yeah, some people here consider even Olivia Wilde attractive.

Yeah I wish Messi had better taste

Is Angela Merkel and Germany-Gaf ready for their impending pwning on Friday night?

I laugh at Germany's record of having never been beaten in an away WC qualifier, time's up on that because Trap's boys are bringing home the bacon.

COYBIG YNBTI

This is the greatest post of the last day or so. Yall should be ashamed.
 

AndresON777

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Oh you said shed I thought you meant some hipster JT. Mumei is not Mumei. I am sad I love that calm arrogance.

My phantasy is ruined :(

--Id still put that chorizo on Olivia no doubt
 

Oxx

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We still love you, Mum.

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I was listening to football weekly and was disgusted to hear the pundits claim Suarez is the "villain of the premier league." The man who stood on his chest wasn't mentioned. Neither was Fellaini, who every week, without fail, "accidentally" elbows another player in the face in an aerial challenge. Neither Huth, nor Fellaini are villains. It's Suarez, for flopping on the ground in a super-delayed reaction to being clipped in the box.

Tony Pulis sends Crouch and Walters out to foul and hurt other players. His captain broke the leg of another player in a terrible challenge, and he legitimately tried to play Shawcross as the victim, saying how he was in tears and had to be driven home by his family member (poor boy having come away from the game with both legs in tact).

You want to talk villains? Clearly the guy who goes down easily is the worst of them all.

Weren't they also talking about having him wear a cape?

I think the tongue were in the cheeks in that instance.
 

Lightning

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Doesnt mean you cant be sassy. Kyoufu, Arnie, Salazar, elsk, MPW all have attitude and that makes things amusing. Sorry if I forgot you peeps Im getting 'there'

Still, I enjoy your company even though I dont know who the fuck you are.


<3
lol I love this post. Except you skipped all arsenal fans which = fail!
 

AndresON777

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Darling, I turn on Andres no matter what I do. It simply can't be helped.

See this is what Im talking about. Its almost like a different person. Real Mumei is absolutely pure sophisticated horn-doggedness. You guys are happy with your cunt word but my dream cunt is gone. fuck yall

Im out of booze got damn
 
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