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[Baconsaurus Rex]

Following yesterday's performance I'm a little more confident of going to Ajax and getting something! I hope that Dzeko starts, I really do. Dzeko and Aguero please.

I don't know why ManCity is that shitty in European football, but you should be miles ahead of any Eredivisie team. I don't think there's any reason to expect any less than a clear win

 

[Messi]

Viva la Vida always reminds me of the 6 trophy barca season. When I hear the song it gives me great memories. Which is funny because it was the song Pep used to motivate the team before big games.

Edit: great to see Tello not just blast the ball across the keeper but instead placing the ball. Dude is learning.

 

[Phantast2k]

Fucking Schalkeh, hopefully we demolish them in their stadium..
Klopp is partly to blame for experimenting with a weird 3-3-3-1.
The game vs. Real should be fun

Spoiler

for Real fans that is

 

[AndresON777]

Amazing game, nearly died several times watching it. Valdes fail, Messi epicness, Messi free kick, alba scoring for both teams (OG of the year) depor free kick. Pedros first chance. Fabregas being awesome in 1st half. Valdes fail. Dat Tello stylin'. Valdes fail.

On the bus to Dublin to go shopping. My dick still hurts

Are you on Valdes hate train yet?

Seriously let's get Claudio Bravo or ANYONE!

 

[Blablurn]

Amazing game, nearly died several times watching it. Valdes fail, Messi epicness, Messi free kick, alba scoring for both teams (OG of the year) depor free kick. Pedros first chance. Fabregas being awesome in 1st half. Valdes fail. Dat Tello stylin'. Valdes fail.

On the bus to Dublin to go shopping. My dick still hurts

y does ur dick hurt, go to a doctor

 

[dc89]

Ohh shiiiiii.

Stoke have just been bought by wealthy middle eastern property developers in my FIFA13 career. Apparently they are going to spend big and transform them into a title winning side in a season or two!

 

[Messi]

Are you on Valdes hate train yet?

Seriously let's get Claudio Bravo or ANYONE!

I am a fan of Valdes be yesterday was WOEFUL, that said his patchwork defence did not help in the slightest.

 

[Kyoufu]

If we lose we're fucked.

 

[Blablurn]

anyone going to upgrade to win 8?

 

[The_Hitcher89]

I don't know why ManCity is that shitty in European football

 

[Kyoufu]

anyone going to upgrade to win 8?

That's not an upgrade.

 

[bud]

I don't know why ManCity is that shitty in European football, but you should be miles ahead of any Eredivisie team. I don't think there's any reason to expect any less than a clear win

shit manager.

 

[dc89]

anyone going to upgrade to win 8?

OSX for the win!

 

[Messi]

y does ur dick hurt, go to a doctor

I masturbated 5 times last night, as I said during Afer Dark last night 'fucking quorra'

 

[Wilbur]

Bianconeri - article about Pirlo vs Napoli here

 

[Blablurn]

I masturbated 5 times last night, as I said during Afer Dark last night 'fucking quorra'

y the fuck do u masturbate 5 times ? D: isnt once enough? lol

 

[kharma45]

anyone going to upgrade to win 8?

Considering it, tried it on my brothers laptop and it does run very well even without proper driver support for most of it.

 

[Linius]

I masturbated 5 times last night, as I said during Afer Dark last night 'fucking quorra'

You did what? Wait, why are we even discussing those habbits in footey Gaf :lol

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Is there anything more painful than watching old people pay for things by using cards in unassisted machines?




"Raheem Sterling scored his first Premier League goal to hand LFC a long-awaited opening league victory at Anfield this season. Really please for him and for Liverpool FC and also I would like to thank Frank McParland and his scouts for finding and introduce him to me. My best wishes to Frankie and congratulations Rahem." - Rafa Benitez

I miss him

 

[Kyoufu]

y the fuck do u masturbate 5 times ? D: isnt once enough? lol

He has to blow his load on Messi, Iniesta, Xavi, Villa and Pique's shirts each.

 

[bud]

masturbating five times makes your dick hurt? damn.

my record is about 12, i think. i remember it feeling sore, but it never hurt.

i have a friend who did it 18 times in one day.

 

[AndresON777]

I am a fan of Valdes be yesterday was WOEFUL, that said his patchwork defence did not help in the slightest.

I like him too but imagine against Madrid or Chelsea in knockout rounds of champions.

When do we play Atletico?

 

[bud]

WHY IS YOUTUBE SO SHIT.

it'll just stop loading a video after a couple of minutes, and then i'll have to fucking reload the page and ffw to that point. ugh.

(it's probably due to chrome being shit, but whatever)

 

[K1LLER7]

Ohh shiiiiii.

Stoke have just been bought by wealthy middle eastern property developers in my FIFA13 career. Apparently they are going to spend big and transform them into a title winning side in a season or two!

Same happened on mine, but to Newcastle.

Got offered the Peru Job. May be offered the England job too.

 

[Linius]

masturbating five times makes your dick hurt? damn.

my record is about 12, i think. i remember it feeling sore, but it never hurt.

i have a friend who did it 18 times in one day.

 

[AndresON777]

masturbating five times makes your dick hurt? damn.

my record is about 12, i think. i remember it feeling sore, but it never hurt.

i have a friend who did it 18 times in one day.

Yep just use lube Kroger has generic ky for 2 bucks

 

[Kyoufu]

Fuck, getting nervous now.

 

[Wilbur]

One day you should all have sex. Preferably not with relatives, Andres.

North-East derby should be tasty. Didn't go for a winner though, but if I had to push, it'd be Newcastle. Draw seems more likely.

 

[Linius]

Same happened on mine, but to Newcastle.

Got offered the Peru Job. May be offered the England job too.

I have offers for Columbia and Belgium open to me at the moment.

I'm gonna turn Columbia down

Spoiler

come at me andres

 

[AndresON777]

Boom real talk

I don't mind City but I don't want Falcao to go there cos of this idiot

 

[AndresON777]

I have offers for Columbia and Belgium open to me at the moment.

I'm gonna turn Columbia down

Spoiler

come at me andres

It's COLOMBIA you cunt. Lol. All good Dutch managers suck

 

[Messi]

y the fuck do u masturbate 5 times ? D: isnt once enough? lol

Sometimes there is a lust that can not be quenched with 1 tug

You did what? Wait, why are we even discussing those habbits in footey Gaf :lol

Linius have you not been here in the small hours of the night? Afer dark. Some of this threads finest moments have been Afer dark

 

[GorillaJu]

5 times a day? Jesus I masturbate once every 5 days how the fuck do you guys even have anything left in the chamber to spray all over your girl? Or do you just not get laid? >

 

[Linius]

It's COLOMBIA you cunt. Lol. All good Dutch managers suck

Ah well, paying attention to the little details

Linius have you not been here in the small hours of the night? Afer dark. Some of this threads finest moments have been Afer dark

I've been there a few times. But mostly it was about being drunk or weird stuff. Masturbating was not on the agenda

 

[Phantast2k]

Fucking Schalkeh, hopefully we demolish them in their stadium..
Klopp is partly to blame for experimenting with a weird 3-3-3-1.
The game vs. Real should be fun

Spoiler

for Real fans that is

Or maybe not:

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Boom real talk

I don't mind City but I don't want Falcao to go there cos of this idiot

I think he's a decent manager in the league. Decent. Just about achieves the bare minimum with the resources at his disposal.

He's a joke in European football though


The Manchester and North London derbies are the only local derbies in England that neutrals should give a shit about, being brutally honest

 

[AndresON777]

I like Hixx so GO SUNDERLAND!!!

Who is the best RW in FIFA?

Need to buy one to replace Palacio. I'm clownin fools with Tello and Falcao they need a friend.

 

[KidA Seven]

masturbating five times makes your dick hurt? damn.

my record is about 12, i think. i remember it feeling sore, but it never hurt.

i have a friend who did it 18 times in one day.

.

 

[Salazar]

5 times a day? Jesus I masturbate once every 5 days how the fuck do you guys even have anything left in the chamber to spray all over your girl? Or do you just not get laid? >

Post Ejaculatory Depression hits like a truck, yo.

Messi must be missing some evolutionary steps.

 

[Kyoufu]

Post Ejaculatory Depression hits like a truck, yo.

It's such a shit feeling. Fucking hate it lol.

 

[Messi]

5 times a day? Jesus I masturbate once every 5 days how the fuck do you guys even have anything left in the chamber to spray all over your girl? Or do you just not get laid? >

I am currently waiting for Olivia to free herself up. Shan't be long now.

Post Ejaculatory Depression hits like a truck, yo.

Messi must be missing some evolutionary steps.

Heh, wait 30-40 mins and go again. But as I said I am hurt

 

[Clegg]

Surely the law of diminishing returns applies with masturbation.

 

[Wilbur]

Surely the law of diminishing returns applies with masturbation.

Yeah, I go from looking like I'm wearing a semen cuirass to just dribbling it all out on my hand.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Listening to Incredible Bongo Band's version of Apache. Its amazing

 

[Regulus Tera]

And people wonder why we don't get more girls in this thread.

 

[bud]

the worst thing about having an orgasm is that, other than the depression that hits, the whole notion of sex becomes disgusting. vaginas become disgusting. ugh.

but then ten minutes later you're ready for another go, and it's suddenly beautiful again.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

And people wonder why we don't get more girls in this thread.

Ha, I was just thinking 'guess that explains why there's no women in here'

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CgkWmKJLuE

Wish I could get that slowed down

 

[AndresON777]

Yeah, I go from looking like I'm wearing a semen cuirass to just dribbling it all out on my hand.

Lol, quality

 

[AndresON777]

And people wonder why we don't get more girls in this thread.

Women that post on gaming forums don't watch football mijo

 

[Mastadon]

5 times a day? Jesus I masturbate once every 5 days how the fuck do you guys even have anything left in the chamber to spray all over your girl? Or do you just not get laid? >

Well I'm married, so no.