We don't need no Verrati or Pogba!!Too late, the Moura poaching fucks got there first
We don't need no Verrati or Pogba!!
We got Bebe, Fergie knows he's the next Ronaldo, otherwise he would've got rid of him and sold him to Newcastle by now. Froggies keepin him under the radar because Madrid would come calling. All we have to do is wait for the next manager to come in before he's used.
What did I do this time?I m going to hold Yurt personally responsible if Juve don't win this week in the CL
:lol
Then he'll realise it was a watergun. He'll return from injury, scoring a hat-trick in his return games against City and Chelsea. He'll be giving the Number 7 shirt, we'll dominate every competition and then 3 seasons later Madrid will come with 100m of BWIN money and take him away. United will then use half of that money on Ando's dietary needs and finding De Gea some clothes that'll fit him.David Moyes will play him in a false nine and he'll score a brace in his first four games including away in a 5-3 win at Liverpool. He'll then do his ligaments and shoot himself in the head in a garage.
Remember Reina having some crazy good throws. iirc he threw the ball up to the half way line once and it lead to a goal.didnt this one almost lead to a goal? not sure right now. but his throws are crazy
Roma - Genoa should be fun.
What did I do this time?
We won't. Conte was part of the CL runners up cursed squad, the curse still lives inside him.
Watching the Copenhagen-Brondby game on bet365, and put the remaining 50p in my account on Copenhagen scoring again. Will win 52p.
Ah yeahhhhhh
I don't want you snorting coke off a hooker's back if you win.
I'll be doing it irrespective of any betting result
Hows the penis, Messi?
Hows the penis, Messi?
On a school night? Hardcore.
What have I missed?
What have I missed?
In contrast I just had a fantastic celebratory wank.
Guys can you masturbate too much?
it hurts to touch
You motherfucker, if I could I would. It's just too sore.
...On the bus to Dublin to go shopping. My dick still hurts
I watched Tron legacy again last night. My personal porno kryptonite
Luca Toni reveals Pep asked him about Bayern: http://www.abendzeitung-muenchen.de...hen.b743813c-c718-4ca9-98f0-8b7ff1736494.html
Luca Toni <3
Wait, what happened to Messi's cock?
#yolo
Got to be up at half 6 tomorrow actually; approaches to Shakespeare and specifically Measure For Measure. Joy.
Copenhagen just got wrongly called offside when through on goal, fuck Danish referees.
Wait, what happened to Messi's cock?
Messi, what were you using, barbed wire?
Messi you should get some help
@Mastadon, yeah English Lit. Got an essay in for next Tuesday which I haven't started yet. Sigh.
Messi, what were you using, barbed wire?
No I jerked 5 times yesterday. It was a huge mistake. Never again. No I don't need help. Now no more about this as I don't wanna get banned/lock the thread.
No I jerked 5 times yesterday. It was a huge mistake. Never again. No I don't need help. Now no more about this as I don't wanna get banned/lock the thread.
What. A. Goal!!
Genoa one? Great strike.
Some fucking cunt jumped in front my train today resulting in me barely being able to get to the stadium at time for the derby, go suicide at home you fucking cunt and don't try and damage everyone in the fucking train.
lol
Likely a Brondby Fan :lol
Where's Bjaelke
This is what happens when Michael Bradley is on the bench.
That's going to be a tough ask for Hughes. I can see Arsenal being fired up for that match.I have it from a good source that Mark Hughes will be sacked if QPR do not beat Arsenal