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[Messi]

This one. She's not on this one either, but still, I thought about'ya!

Oh, that must just be coming out in the UK. Yeah she has a small bit in that movie.

So I was on IMDB browsing what stuff she is going to be in and I found this:

Her (2013)

A lonely writer develops an unlikely relationship with his newly-purchased operating system that's designed to meet his every need.

Robo-Oliva? Seriously this sounds like the sex robot conversation. Fairly certain she is playing the operating system.

 

[Yurt]

Dark Machine on his twitter a few months ago:
"first picture on the wall of my Japanese apartment had to be a legend. Forza 10!"

Bonus from Blablurn:

BAYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERN

Very well, then! Hope you guys take 6 points from Shakthar, we'll try to do the same with Nordsjælland. It would mean ...

Chelsea 10
Juventus 8
Shakhtar 4
Nordsjælland 0

... with two games left. We'd "only" need to draw against Shakhtar in the return match and then finish the first part of the CL campaign with a friendly Juventus - Chelsea.

I can't see Shakhtar losing twice to Chelsea Two draws or a win for each sounds more plausible.

 

[operon]

I can never help myself when it comes to doicare. I'll always respond.

Same here, Its why I could never put him on ignore, I don't even have an ignore list

 

[WJD]

Just ripped it out in a toilet cubicle. Heard some bloke giggling while he was washing his hands.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Just ripped it out in a toilet cubicle. Heard some bloke giggling while he was washing his hands.

 

[Messi]

i can't ignore any of you. you're all like this beautiful low-hanging cunt flap. i just want to nibble on you, and slide my finger up and down on you so i can feel really get a sense of what you feel like. are you as smooth as a baby's bottom or perhaps rough and coarse and irritating... like sand? i don't know, but i'm willing to find out.

So you want to do this to footballGaf?

this post made me laugh so hard.

 

[confuziz]

Anyone mention the PSV & City partnership that's in the making?

PSV will get City's kids on loan and in return City get the option to buy their best players. Do PSV have any quality players at the moment?

We want guidetti =P

 

[Kyoufu]

Just ripped it out in a toilet cubicle. Heard some bloke giggling while he was washing his hands.

Smelling my own fart makes me giggle. It's like laughing gas or something.

 

[Moobabe]

Just ripped it out in a toilet cubicle. Heard some bloke giggling while he was washing his hands.

The enclosed toilet farters are the best kind - keep your face hidden and your farts true my friend.

 

[Wilbur]

Ignore lists are pathetic. If I'm on someone's, that's pathetic. If anyone's is on anyone's, that's pathetic.

If you can't take the Internet heat, get out of the Internet oven.

 

[Yurt]

Just ripped it out in a toilet cubicle. Heard some bloke giggling while he was washing his hands.

What happened next? Did you hide for a few minutes or did you reveal yourself and laughed it off with him?

 

[AndresON777]

Not sure if this has been posted before, but it's pretty sweet

Wallpaper of the current barca squad

Thanks man new wallpaper!


Narsingh is absolutely beastly too. 94 pace 0_0

Ignore lists are pathetic. If I'm on someone's, that's pathetic. If anyone's is on anyone's, that's pathetic.

If you can't take the Internet heat, get out of the Internet oven.

It's kitchen

 

[confuziz]

Thanks man new wallpaper!


Narsingh is absolutely beastly too. 94 pace 0_0

He is really fast in RL too. Just needs to be more effective in his crossing

 

[Moobabe]

Ignore lists are pathetic. If I'm on someone's, that's pathetic. If anyone's is on anyone's, that's pathetic.

If you can't take the Internet heat, get out of the Internet oven.

If this was a twitter post I'd both favourite and retweet it.

 

[Ushojax]

If you can't take the Internet heat, get out of the Internet oven.

 

[WJD]

What happened next? Did you hide for a few minutes or did you reveal yourself and laughed it off with him?

I giggled back at him flirtatiously.

 

[Hixx]

Ignore lists are pathetic. If I'm on someone's, that's pathetic. If anyone's is on anyone's, that's pathetic.

If you can't take the Internet heat, get out of the Internet oven.

why the fuck aren't you banned yet you dodecahecunt

Also anyone who doesn't laugh at farting is weird. Lie on your belly when you go to kip and fart. It will be loud as owt and you will laugh.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Ignore lists are pathetic. If I'm on someone's, that's pathetic. If anyone's is on anyone's, that's pathetic.

If you can't take the Internet heat, get out of the Internet oven.

Had that guy on ignore who had a completely starved African child as avatar (and later with added effect to make it look like the mask), fuck that avatar. He's been banned for a while now though, his posts was of the same quality as his avatar.

 

[GorillaJu]

I don't have anyone in the official cock burn thread ignored. I took the one person off because people kept quoting him so it felt pointless and spiteful to leave him on.

 

[TheLucifer]

Berlusconi has called both Nesta and Gattuso to become a part of Milan's coaching staff.

We've reached the bottom now, right?

 

[AndresON777]

Had that guy on ignore who had a completely starved African child as avatar (and later with added effect to make it look like the mask), fuck that avatar. He's been banned for a while now though, his posts was of the same quality as his avatar.

lol I remember that. Such a disturbing avatar. I almost want to ignore Messi with all of his shark jaw gifs but then you guys will just quote him.

That cunnilingus gif just posted is horribly annoying. He is trolling at this point

 

[Messi]

I don't have anyone in the official cock burn thread ignored. I took the one person off because people kept quoting him so it felt pointless and spiteful to leave him on.

If only.

Its totally doicare right? I did the same thing. I just cleared out my ignore list.

lol I remember that. Such a disturbing avatar. I almost want to ignore Messi with all of his shark jaw gifs but then you guys will just quote him.

That cunnilingus gif just posted is horribly annoying. He is trolling at this point

Oh this is fucking ironic

 

[Zabojnik]

Do PSV have any quality players at the moment?

Tim Matavž.

 

[Blablurn]

haha, i remember that yurt JUVEEEEEEEEEEEE

 

[Broder Salsa]

Do PSV have any quality players at the moment?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ScWJK_Qdw6U&t=3m26s

YOU NEED HIM

(Okay he's kind of old now and never City material, but i love him)

EDIT : Wijnaldum! That guy got class.

 

[Messi]

lol I remember that. Such a disturbing avatar. I almost want to ignore Messi with all of his shark jaw gifs but then you guys will just quote him.

That cunnilingus gif just posted is horribly annoying. He is trolling at this point

I consider this an honor considering the mountain of shit you post at times.

 

[sohois]

I remember putting one guy on ignore a long time ago. Then the next time I saw a post of his I just clicked to see it anyway. After that he was permabanned I believe. So since then I haven't really bothered.

 

[Hixx]

Yeeeees Messi/Andres fight

 

[Willkiller]

FootyGaf is falling apart!

 

[The_Hitcher89]

I consider this an honor considering the mountain of shit you post at times.

Um, why did you respond to the same post twice?

 

[dc89]

Sweet! Thanks for all the answers guys! It's something which has not really been on the football news sites just yet, I think it's close to being announced though.

Hopefully good things come of it!

 

[Yurt]

Berlusconi has called both Nesta and Gattuso to become a part of Milan's coaching staff.

We've reached the bottom now, right?

Hopefully not.

That doesn't sound like a bad idea to be honest. And, anyone but Allegri is an improvement! (Allergic-to-Allegri)

 

[Moobabe]

FootyGaf is falling apart!

But you guys are my favourite! Keep it together guys!

 

[AndresON777]

Um, why did you respond to the same post twice?

lol I wondered the same thing.

Must have forgotten he was still logged in on his Messi account!

 

[Vivalaraza]

I wonder who the most ignored footy-gaffer is.

After Lunchbox, I mean.

 

[Linius]

Sweet! Thanks for all the answers guys! It's something which has not really been on the football news sites just yet, I think it's close to being announced though.

Hopefully good things come of it!

Meh PSV sucks /Ajaxfan

These kind of partnerships are shit for clubs like PSV and Ajax btw. Losing our best players to the rich clubs and be some sort of training school in return, thanks but no thanks.

 

[Wilbur]

Also can we make this:

i can't ignore any of you. you're all like this beautiful low-hanging cunt flap. i just want to nibble on you, and slide my finger up and down on you so i can feel really get a sense of what you feel like. are you as smooth as a baby's bottom or perhaps rough and coarse and irritating... like sand? i don't know, but i'm willing to find out.

the next thread title?

Fuck me I'm bored without football. One day without it is hell.

@ Hixx: give me good material to get banned and I'll consider it

 

[Joel Was Right]

I wonder who the most ignored gaffer here is in this thread

 

[Kenka]

Ignore lists are pathetic. If I'm on someone's, that's pathetic. If anyone's is on anyone's, that's pathetic.

If you can't take the Internet heat, get out of the Internet oven.

I don't quite agree. Imagine you hate raisins, and have the possibility to take out all raisins from your cake, and that someone else wants to forbid you to so. How would you react? Wouldn't it feel unfair? That's how I would feel about throwing out ignore lists.

But I agree what I say is a bit speculative: myself, I don't ignore anyone.

 

[Messi]

Um, why did you respond to the same post twice?

Didn't feel like going back an editing the older post.

edit: not even worth it

 

[dc89]

Meh PSV sucks /Ajaxfan

These kind of partnerships are shit for clubs like PSV and Ajax btw. Losing our best players to the rich clubs and be some sort of training school in return, thanks but no thanks.

Are you looking forward to Wednesday?

 

[TheLucifer]

Hopefully not.

That doesn't sound like a bad idea to be honest. And, anyone but Allegri is an improvement! (Allergic-to-Allegri)

But yeah, anyone would be better than Allegri. Anyone with more than a couple of years of experience, that is. Except Ranieri and Leonardo.

 

[Joel Was Right]

 

[Linius]

Are you looking forward to Wednesday?

Yes and no. I like watching CL games, but I don't think we'll stand a chance

Guess we'll end up in fourth place this year, too bad.

 

[Vivalaraza]

I wonder who the most ignored footy-gaffer is.

After Lunchbox, I mean.

...

I wonder who the most ignored gaffer here is in this thread

...

So that's 1 for me.

 

[Yurt]

But yeah, anyone would be better than Allegri. Anyone with more than a couple of years of experience, that is. Except Ranieri and Leonardo.

How do you feel about the 4-4-2?

 

[Moobabe]

I wonder who the most ignored gaffer here is in this thread

No-one respond to this post so he thinks it's him! Har har har

 

[D_prOdigy]

I don't quite agree. Imagine you hate raisins, and have the possibility to take out all raisins from your cake, and that someone else wants to forbid you to so. How would you react? Wouldn't it feel unfair? That's how I would feel about throwing out ignore lists.

But I agree what I say is a bit speculative: myself, I don't ignore anyone.

What's wrong with raisins?

*ignored*

 

[dc89]

Yes and no. I like watching CL games, but I don't think we'll stand a chance

Guess we'll end up in fourth place this year, too bad.

I think it will be closer than you think. I do think Ajax are the weakest team in the group, but still, City underestimate European opponents, they have a track record of it.

 

[Linius]

I wonder who the most ignored footy-gaffer is.

After Lunchbox, I mean.

I wonder who the most ignored gaffer here is in this thread

Great job at ignoring Viva!