Football Thread 2012/13 |OT6| Mumei almost banned EVERYBODY (but just Wilbury)

We will win 6-0 tonight.

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I see our regularly scheduled hot ladies gifs night has arrived.



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Very excited about this. I mean, Monster is better but 20/21CB is almost as good.

Oh is your avatar Johan Leibert? Man that is one of my favorite shows. I'm not a big anime guy, but that is a fucking fantastic story (Monster).

I only vaguely recognized it in its previous incarnation.
 
So, CL last night…

We were pretty awful, Ramires looked good but no-one to back him up, Cech was immense, feeling dat Courtios pressure and mikel was decent everyone else was fairly poor.

Was for the best that Lamps came off you can't play him against a team that fast IMO. He would do alright against united (not that he'll play). Extremely impressed with Shakhtar it's a shame we didn't get Willian last season but I'm happy with the front 3 we have.

Torres had an absolute shocker, oddly he showed a composure on the ball that he has been missing for a whole but a crap first touch and he still doesn't shoot makes him virtually useless.

We got a late goal back and then I'm pretty sure didn't have another shot? Got to do better than that.

I would like to hope we'll win the two home games and if we can hold Juve to a draw or beat them we'll be alright. Hopefully Shakhtar play the same against Juve as they did us when they're at home and that will help.

Elsewhere I was gutted for Celtic, to come so close :( and wasn't surprised united pulled it round, big game at the weekend need everyone to improve. The fact that they rested Rio is a bonus for us because it means he'll play. I'm expecting Mata to have a good time against him and Evra.

Mata scored a sweet little goal vs United last year right? Should be a good game.
 
Xavi has provided his first assist for Iniesta in the CL & the first overall for two years (October 2010 v Valencia in La Liga)

Oh?
 
I can't even think about Celtic having to do that all over again in 2 weeks. That was 94 minutes against Barcelona that will be hard to replicate and we still couldn't get a result.

Considering most of these players made their Champions League debuts a few weeks ago, I'm really proud of them. Being at home won't help a lot, if anything there'll be more pressure, so I'm expecting to lose that by a few goals, but the team definitely shouldn't be embarrassed, and there's still a real chance of an SPL team in the last 16 in Europe. That's incredible.
 
Step aside, bitches, tonight plays the Real Champion.

We have only won one match of the 23 we've played in Germany :lol

You dont stand a chance, Dortmund will rip you apart.
Let me do a break down for you:

Weidenfeller, Kehl, Subotic, Großkreutz - JT's.
Hummels - Man God.
Lewandowski - Think Falcao but worse.
Götze - Human Viagra.
Reus - Will score.
Bender / Picszek - Likeable, skilled players.
Schmelzer - Your chance!

As you see, Real doesnt stand a chance. Dortmund will keep the streak alive.
 
You dont stand a chance, Dortmund will rip you apart.
Let me do a break down for you:

Weidenfeller, Kehl, Subotic, Großkreutz - JT's.
Hummels - Man God.
Lewandowski - Think Falcao but worse.
Götze - Human Viagra.
Reus - Will score.
Bender / Picszek - Likeable, skilled players.
Schmelzer - Your chance!

As you see, Real doesnt stand a chance. Dortmund will keep the streak alive.

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The streak is over tonight!
 
I'm confident with our attack system, but our shitte defense will be a big advantage for Dortmund.

I expect a good match. Both teams have important players injured and that makes it even more interesting.

But if we win, we would have won PL Champion, the Eredivise Champion and the Bundesliga Champion.

Who can say that?
 
I'm confident with our attack system, but our shitte defense will be a big advantage for Dortmund.

I expect a good match. Both teams have important players injured and that makes it even more interesting.

But if we win, we would have won PL Champion, the Eredivise Champion and the Bundesliga Champion.

Who can say that?

Youre going to win you cunt
 
" Shakhtar 2-1 Chelsea: Only Real Madrid (12 vs Man City/Ajax) have had more shots on target in a CL game this season than Shakhtar's 11 here "

Holy shit! What the fuck happend back there?
 
one way to fucking cologne takes me 1h and 1minutes. i hate it when u get there and once class got cancelled :/ so effin' annoying. should have stayed at home.
 
" Shakhtar 2-1 Chelsea: Only Real Madrid (12 vs Man City/Ajax) have had more shots on target in a CL game this season than Shakhtar's 11 here "

Holy shit! What the fuck happend back there?

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Seriously though, Cech must have made about 25 saves in his last two games. He is in amazing form.
 
one way to fucking cologne takes me 1h and 1minutes. i hate it when u get there and once class got cancelled :/ so effin' annoying. should have stayed at home.

I hear you dude. I tutor adults in private lessons and sometimes they wait until 5 minutes before the scheduled time to cancel. Too bad I already sat on the fucking train for 45 minutes to get to their station. =\
 
I am going to support Dortmund from THIS VERY SECOND because they are serving me well on Fifa.

Ha'way Die Borrussen

Who do they play tonight?
 
You dont stand a chance, Dortmund will rip you apart.
Let me do a break down for you:

Weidenfeller, Kehl, Subotic, Großkreutz - JT's.Gangster ass mofos.
Hummels - Man God.
Lewandowski - Think Falcao but worse. better because of his extraordinary passing skills.
Götze, Gündogan - Human Viagra(s).
Reus - Will score with the highest degree of statistical certainty.
Bender / Picszek - Likeable, skilled players that will fuck your shit up!
Schmelzer - YourNot a chance to get past him; Di Maria am cry

As you see, Real doesn't stand a chance. Dortmund will keep the streak alive.
fixed.

It's too bad we can't field both Kuba & Piszczek vs. Ronaldo - they would've taken great care of him.
 
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