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[bud]

In Sydney Moyes said: We've over-trained Robin this week to build up his fitness'

this literally makes no sense.

 

[pulga]

#Team-ChelseaDeservedToWinTheCL

It's amazing how everyone in here has suddenly changed their tune regarding that fluke of a CL

Show's what happens when you start to question the actual value of those "legitimate" teams in the EPL.

Everyone fucking loses their minds!

 

[Carbonox]

You're right. Chelsea is actually the BEST TEAM IN THE UNIVERSE!

 

[Vivalaraza]

I do but I cant turn a blind eye to the shitty system, I just cant stand people living in a lie. These kids think that the LFP is the best shit in the world, it was at some point, back when the game wasnt rigged.

What other team in the world gets a player like Ronaldo and not make a single payment for 2 years (fully funded by Santander) and carry a 500 millon euro debt, and Barsa today you have Faus bs'ing about the 32 million profit, seriously? Have we forgotten about the 10 million we still owe inter, the 15 we still owe Palermo, the 20 we still owe Arsenal, half of the Barcelona squad isnt paid for.

FABREGAS GET OVER HERE RIGHT NOW

 

[Frank the Great]

EPL nerds are so defensive, geez. Dat marketing.

I think it goes to the long-held insecurity of the English. Still upset over losing that empire, and trying all the time to feel important.

 

[dc89]

DAT JUVE!

 

[Can Crusher]

Tottenham should just stop fucking around and pay the 30 for Soldado. He's ace, and they badly need him.

If they get him, finishing ahead of Man Utd and Arsenal isn't out of the picture.

 

[Moobabe]

13 years, eh? That's a nice fucking cushion.

Try living a bit in the present, where your former champ and current runner up can't even get out of the group stage.

Ok then - let's narrow it down:

Past three years:

Germany 3 (2 last year)
England 2
Spain 1
Italy 0 - In fact Italy has only had 2 in the past 7 finals.

Better?

 

[tarzanpuyol]

Tottenham should just stop fucking around and pay the 30 for Soldado. He's ace, and they badly need him.

If they get him, finishing ahead of Man Utd and Arsenal isn't out of the picture.

nah 30 million is too much for him, Soldado is great but the dirty work at Valencia was always done by Jonas, with 30m you can get someone like Damiao.

 

[pulga]

DAT JUVE!

You're like 5 weeks late on this, PRcat. loooooooooool

 

[Clegg]

I knew this day would come.

Time to savour every moment.

I think you've been reaching breaking point with your desperation for United to fail.

Just let it wash over you Salva.

Moyes is winning the league next season.

 

[Vivalaraza]

Why what's the beef bro?

Have to teach him a lesson

Check your pm pulga

 

[The_Hitcher89]

EPL nerds are so defensive, geez. Dat marketing.

We are legion. I will fight alongside a Man Utd-supporting Evertonian as we go to war against you pasta-scoffing, systematically corrupt, greasy haired mafiosos, and then stab him in the back when we've repelled you.

 

[brokenbeans]

Have to teach him a lesson

Check your pm pulga

Sent Him EPL stuff?

Ill send him the best of Dion Dublin and all those wonderful delights.

 

[Wilbur]

according to marca, di matteo is no longer chelsea's manager.

holy shit if true.

okay this fucking got me like no post ever got me before

I bequeath myself to you. My vaginal cavities are yours.

cesc
pls honey boo boo

 

[Yurt]

Ok then - let's narrow it down:

Past three years:

Germany 3 (2 last year)
England 2
Spain 1
Italy 0 - In fact Italy has only had 2 in the past 7 finals.

Better?

I'll narrow it down even more.

Juve knocked you out in the group stages.

LETS DO THIS PULG

 

[Fergie]

And someone recommend me a team name whilst I assemble the squad.

Better late than early.

Spoiler

I know

 

[bud]

I think you've been reaching breaking point with your desperation for United to fail.

Just let it wash over you Salva.

Moyes is winning the league next season.

you are setting yourself up for a major, major disappointment.

 

[LegoArmo]

you are setting yourself up for a major, major disappointment.

Arsenal as a club are an entire disappointment.

The United era is not over.

 

[bud]

fight me.

 

[Yurt]

It's amazing how everyone in here has suddenly changed their tune regarding that fluke of a CL

Show's what happens when you start to question the actual value of those "legitimate" teams in the EPL.

Everyone fucking loses their minds!

You know what, you're right. IT WAS A FLUKE

 

[Moobabe]

I'll narrow it down even more.

Juve knocked you out in the group stages.

LETS DO THIS PULG

2 European trophies in 2 years! Get at me!

 

[Broder Salsa]

Enjoy getting your team ripped apart by Jose and watching Mata rot on the bench when he inevitably spills his guts to Iker, who'll OBVIOUSLY report it all to Sara.

Mata left Madrid in time, before he was made into a dressing room cancer. Now he's at Chelsea were Terry, Cole and Lampard has taken him under their wings to make him into a proper gentleman.

 

[Relaxed Muscle]

Because they pillage and savage every single other team in the LFP, an ecosystem drained by two leeches, lower tax brackets, backing of the municipalities, massive debt ignored by La Caixa, Santander, enormous TV revenue while the other teams fight to pay wages week to week; and lets not even talk about the re-evalution of club property under shady ciscumstances, the two teams in Spain make Berlusconi look like Mother Teresa.

That's an incredible shortsighted analysis of the situation. Valencia FC was saved thanks to the €78M when Valencia councils guaranteed the club and 2 other more for €118M. Everyone knows Del Nido is a corrupt leech that steal millions and millions from Marbella financies and someday he will have to explain how Sevilla is selling players for so much and buying from so little and still has money problems. And another large etc of mismanagement and club presidents stealing money form their clubs.

Not defending Madrid and Barça here, but the whole Spanish football is a can of worms of shitty assholes feeeding from their own shit. Is not exclusively a Madrid/Barça thing.

 

[Wilbur]

This thread is fucking gold right now.

Most competition? 'EPL' > Serie A > La Liga > Bundesliga
Most amount of teams that are actually good? Serie A > 'EPL' > Bundesliga > La Liga
Cunt level? 'EPL' = Serie A = Bundesliga = La Liga > Barcelona
Fit ginger managers? 'EPL' >>>>>>>>>>

just fucking give up europe
we won

 

[Clydefrog]

nah 30 million is too much for him, Soldado is great but the dirty work at Valencia was always done by Jonas, with 30m you can get someone like Damiao.

I'd rather pay 30m for Soldado than for Damiao

 

[Salvadora]

• Van Persie becomes integral to United, remaining injury free and reliable. Helps United to league title. In doing so disenfranchises Rooney.
• Rooney is relegated to being needed if Van Persie gets injured.
• Rooney transfers to Chelsea.
• Van Persie is injured, always.

 

[brokenbeans]

EPL and dat money I love it.

 

[Talon]

• Van Persie becomes integral to United, remaining injury free and reliable. Helps United to league title. In doing so disenfranchises Rooney.
• Rooney is relegated to being needed if Van Persie gets injured.
• Rooney transfers to Chelsea.
• Van Persie is injured, always.

All part of the plan.

 

[Yurt]

2 European trophies in 2 years! Get at me!

How European is Europa league though?

Spoiler

okay you win

 

[LegoArmo]

• Van Persie becomes integral to United, remaining injury free and reliable. Helps United to league title. In doing so disenfranchises Rooney.
• Rooney is relegated to being needed if Van Persie gets injured.
• Rooney transfers to Chelsea.
• Van Persie is injured, always.

• United win title anyway, with Welbeck taking the golden boot

This is how football goes, it won't change!

 

[kingellesar]

This thread is fucking gold right now.

Most competition? 'EPL' > Serie A > La Liga > Bundesliga
Most amount of teams that are actually good? Serie A > 'EPL' > Bundesliga > La Liga
Cunt level? 'EPL' = Serie A = Bundesliga = La Liga > Barcelona
Fit ginger managers? 'EPL' >>>>>>>>>>

just fucking give up europe
we won

 

[L1NETT]

Arsenal as a club are an entire disappointment.
.

Incredible analysis here.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Josip Iličić to Fiorentina is official.

 

[LegoArmo]

Incredible analysis here.

Doesn't need much analysing, does it?

 

[Moobabe]

• United win title anyway, with Welbeck taking the golden boot

This is how football goes, it won't change!

This would be the best and worst season ever.

 

[panty]

LOL United lost again today? I missed the whole game but man, even if these are just pre-season games that's still funny.

 

[tarzanpuyol]

That's an incredible shortsighted analysis of the situation. Valencia FC was saved thanks to the €78M when Valencia councils guaranteed the club and 2 other more for €118M. Everyone knows Del Nido is a corrupt leech that steal millions and millions from Marbella financies and someday he will have to explain how Sevilla is selling players for so much and buying from so little and still has money problems. And another large etc of mismanagement and club presidents stealing money form their clubs.

Not defending Madrid and Barça here, but the whole Spanish football is a can of worms of shitty assholes feeeding from their own shit. Is not exclusively a Madrid/Barça thing.

Of course it isnt, but it doesnt help when last year the only club in the black was relegated to Segunda, what incentive is there to compete when the rules of competition as skewed to the top 2 (it used to be top 4), nowadays not even Atletico de Madrid can afford to finance its own purchases. I am not saying the entire LFP is corpse full of maggots, but the corpse prevents the other teams from going above and beyond.

Regarding Valencia, its the same thing that happened o Depor, after a GOLDEN era, they retreated because they simply cant afford to compete at that level, but Depor didnt have any property to sell, they just came to the realization they are going to fight for promotion from now on.

Regarding stealing, we know presidents take shit away, Gaspar, Sanz, Lopera, Del Nido, the indian dude @ Racing, Agapito, everyone takes shit, but is about a system that funnels benefits, revenues and interests to the top 2.

 

[pulga]

This thread is fucking gold right now.


Most amount of teams that are actually good? Serie A > 'EPL' > Bundesliga > La Liga

Im going to go into some simple mathematics that would make DBZ power levels proud:

Bilbao > United
Atletico > Chelsea
Malaga > all
City cant even make it out of the group stage

and Im not even bringing Madrid and Barca into this

Where is your god now

 

[feel]

Oy just finished work are these Bale reports legit?

Marca don't lie.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Chelsea swiftly denied the story, and Stamford Bridge insiders have told ESPN that they were already in the process of tying down Mata’s future at that point.

The 25-year-old’s current deal ends in 2016, but Chelsea want to extend that to 2018 and also raise his wages from under £70,000 a week to £100,000.

http://espnfc.com/news/story/_/id/1505019/chelsea-looking-tie-demand-juan-mata?cc=5739

 

[tarzanpuyol]

I'd rather pay 30m for Soldado than for Damiao

thats why you are tottenham fan

 

[Zabojnik]

Can;t decide whether to drop Folklore. Its about 30 hours long from the sounds of it, and its not very fun.

What's with this Folklore revival? The game was shit when it first came out, it's shit today.

Josip Iličić to Fiorentina is official.

A slovenian player joined Fiorentina. Oh no, how can I hate them now?!

:trollface:

 

[LegoArmo]

http://espnfc.com/news/story/_/id/1505019/chelsea-looking-tie-demand-juan-mata?cc=5739

Only 100k? I think he could get 50% more elsewhere.

 

[tarzanpuyol]

Only 100k? I think he could get 50% more elsewhere.

I am pretty sure Txiki would have offered 300K and 6 years + 4 optional

 

[Yurt]

tarzanpuyol <3

This thread is fucking gold right now.

Most competition? 'EPL' > Serie A > La Liga > Bundesliga
Most amount of teams that are actually good? Serie A > 'EPL' > Bundesliga > La Liga
Cunt level? 'EPL' = Serie A = Bundesliga = La Liga > Barcelona
Fit ginger managers? 'EPL' >>>>>>>>>>

just fucking give up europe
we won

I think you're the only one here who rates Serie A.

And maybe Arnie.

 

[Salvadora]

• United win title anyway, with Welbeck taking the golden boot

This is how football goes, it won't change!

Your new manager only talks about himself in the third person, and has a 33% win rate.

You're going nowhere, m8.

 

[Slizz]

Isn't the Champions League the best league?

 

[tarzanpuyol]

Come on Everton, Deufoleu? Deoulofeouu?

 

[fadetoblack]

This thread is fucking gold right now.

Most competition? 'EPL' > Serie A > La Liga > Bundesliga
Most amount of teams that are actually good? Serie A > 'EPL' > Bundesliga > La Liga
Cunt level? 'EPL' = Serie A = Bundesliga = La Liga > Barcelona
Fit ginger managers? 'EPL' >>>>>>>>>>

just fucking give up europe
we won

I agree with this man.