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[KidA Seven]

United bros, for the next week ignore all transfer speculation. Let it wash off you like you do the howls of indignation from lesser, petty clubs.

But go mental if we haven't signed anyone by the first week of August.

I've been saying this for a while you cunt. Meanwhile you've been posting non-stop about transfers.

 

[panty]

SHOCKING NEWS MANU FANS

The Rooney "BACK" ad is a photoshop. I found the original,

 

[Fergie]

United bros, for the next week ignore all transfer speculation. Let it wash off you like you do the howls of indignation from lesser, petty clubs.

But go mental if we haven't signed anyone by the first week of August.

I mainly don't go all muppet, but I desperately want the midfield sorted, it's just been a problem for ages and now that Fergie has gone, he can't use his magic and make it somehow work.

 

[Feorax]

Napoli have managed to bring in Reina, Higuain, Mertens, Callejon and Raul Albiol for a net spend of £3 million.

Not bad at all that.

 

[KidA Seven]

So, we've heard nothing new since "We'll talk to Ilkay about a new contract in pre-season.".

He won't sign a new one, will he? Well, at least we got Sahin back...

Do something Moyes. Reunite Shinji and Ilkay by buying Ilkay.


Muppet season is back on!

 

[Shake Appeal]

Poor Dzeko. The EPL's most underrated 'overrated' player.

 

[K1LLER7]

No energy to do anything today. Mate told me to watch Donnie Darko, is it any good?


Also, FIFA bros, hit me up if you want to play clubs.

 

[Yurt]

"I made a huge mistake"

 

[operon]

First attempt at the team this year, do we need a new code for this year for the league.

Lets get as much money for suarez as we can and move on

 

[Fergie]

No energy to do anything today. Mate told me to watch Donnie Darko, is it any good?


Also, FIFA bros, hit me up if you want to play clubs.

I'm up for it.

Man, Tomb Raider is surprisingly awesome. Need Infinite and Far Cry 3 now.

 

[panty]

Okay I'll stop. I can Fifa a bit later.

 

[K1LLER7]

I'm up for it.

Man, Tomb Raider is surprisingly awesome. Need Infinite and Far Cry 3 now.

I'm coming on.

Panty, Sleepless join us

 

[Wes]

Speaking of FIFA...

Westeke is back from holiday.

 

[Peco]

"I made a huge mistake"

I lol'd.

 

[K1LLER7]

Januzaj "My target for the season is to try and get some games for the first team. I would prefer to do that rather than go out on loan."

Januzaj "Now I feel confident and happy to be with the players, & in particular Giggs. Every time I need to ask something, I go to Giggs."

Moysey, don't make him want to leave.

 

[Fergie]

Speaking of FIFA...

Westeke is back from holiday.

Are you Wesboy99?

We're on PS3 FIFA, if you want, at the moment.

Januzaj "My target for the season is to try and get some games for the first team. I would prefer to do that rather than go out on loan."

Lol, hopefully Moyes is listening, give him games in the Carling cup run. Don't want another Pogba.

 

[Lambda Pie]

we gonna play Napoli next month, gonna be interesting.

also, Wilbur, your man crush is confirmed 100% on Stoke, 1 season loan.

 

[Mr Cola]

ill be on fifa after the city game if any pcguys want in, its a new season and we are going to roll shit

 

[Feorax]

Ozzie ‏@Young_Oz 1h
Keeping someone against their will is the football equivalent of rape tbh. Liverpool are now morally no better than Jimmy Savile #FreeSuarez

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Broder Salsa]

Junior Malanda apparently negotiating with Chelsea. MORE BELGIANS.

ill be on fifa after the city game if any pcguys want in, its a new season and we are going to roll shit

Of course we are. Was pure unluck that we finally got kicked out of division 1.

 

[Fergie]

we gonna play Napoli next month, gonna be interesting.

also, Wilbur, your man crush is confirmed 100% on Stoke, 1 season loan.

Stoke of all places, he seems to be a big lad so it's not like he won't fit and probably miles better than Stokes strike force.

 

[Wes]

Are you Wesboy99?

We're on PS3 FIFA, if you want, at the moment.

Not me. I'm PC only I'm afraid.

 

[Wes]

Are United or Arsenal going to sign any first team players this month? Pretty poor show by them to be honest. Chelsea and City have a nice headstart.

 

[Sviatoslav]

Lol, CSKA just sold Vagner Love to some Chinese club for 12 million. Way to strengthen for the CL you fucks! Spartak are actually going to win the league aren't they?

Oh and Milan-gaf, this means that there's no way you're getting Honda this summer now.

 

[Timurid]

Stoke of all places, he seems to be a big lad so it's not like he'll fit and probably miles better than Stokes strike force.

Nah he is shit. If he can't cut in lol liga then he can't do shit in eplol.
30 games and only 4 goals :lol

 

[Meier]

Still 1-0 I see. Hopefully we can add a cushion in the 2nd half... disappointed about no Navas but I guess he probably couldn't do much running in the slop anyway from the way it's been described and the pictures I've seen.

 

[Yurt]

He's back

Napoli have managed to bring in Reina, Higuain, Mertens, Callejon and Raul Albiol for a net spend of £3 million.

Not bad at all that.

It's not bad, but not good either. Callejon and Albiol in particular are average at best, 22M for both of them is madness.

 

[Frank the Great]

Napoli overspent on a lot of mediocre players. I think Fiorentina is better.

 

[Milchmonster]

and dortmund managers always were saints, right?

go bankrupt, you cunts.

We won't go brankrupt, Uli will give us some of that tax money, so he can act like the saviour of German football once again.

 

[Fergie]

Nah he is shit. If he can't cut in lol liga then he can't do shit in eplol.
30 games and only 4 goals :lol

New pastures and all. Never know.

 

[Yen]

Anything of note in the Liverpool match? What happened to Suarez?

 

[enishi]

Still 1-0 I see. Hopefully we can add a cushion in the 2nd half... disappointed about no Navas but I guess he probably couldn't do much running in the slop anyway from the way it's been described and the pictures I've seen.

No worry, this SCAA is the weakest in years, even worse than the one with Kezman and Butt 2 years ago. You should win easily.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Napoli overspent on a lot of mediocre players. I think Fiorentina is better.

Benitez will turn feces to gold and piss to wine, no worries.

 

[Clegg]

Napoli overspent on a lot of mediocre players.

Sounds like a Rafa Benitez team to me.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Napoli overspent on a lot of mediocre players. I think Fiorentina is better.

RafaBall(tm)

 

[Feorax]

Anything of note in the Liverpool match? What happened to Suarez?

Sulked a bit, got an assist, yet seemed to be happy enough when around the supporters after the match.

Bored of it now, need it to just be dealt with so we can focus on our season.

 

[kharma45]

Almost set on my FL team, only one I am not sure about is Lukaku

 

[TheLucifer]

Lol, CSKA just sold Vagner Love to some Chinese club for 12 million. Way to strengthen for the CL you fucks! Spartak are actually going to win the league aren't they?

Oh and Milan-gaf, this means that there's no way you're getting Honda this summer now.

IWantToBelieve.jpg

 

[Frank the Great]

It's strange because in Italy the managers don't usually have much authority in deciding transfers, unlike in, say, England. Italian clubs have "directors" or other representatives (in Milan's case, the VP of the club) doing transfer business on the owners' behalf.

Napoli's transfers, though, have indeed reeked of Benitez. The club must have given him free reign as a condition to his arrival, which is unusual. We'll see how that works out for them . . .

 

[Lambda Pie]

Nah he is shit. If he can't cut in lol liga then he can't do shit in eplol.
30 games and only 4 goals :lol

he barely played. hopefully Stoke will give him some chances on the starting XI.

 

[Feorax]

Looks like Gary Hooper could be off to QPR.

Shame that, I thought he could do better.

 

[Meier]

It really is weird that Napoli have basically spent all of the money from Cavani's sale to buy players from Madrid. I think someone pointed out Rafa and all 3 of the new players have the same agent.. that's a lot of dosh that maybe the agent wouldn't have been able to receive in a player swap deal.

 

[Wilbur]

we gonna play Napoli next month, gonna be interesting.

also, Wilbur, your man crush is confirmed 100% on Stoke, 1 season loan.

I can't handle the gallons of semen

Need to buy new knickers

Preferably Stoke branded ones

 

[Yurt]

The agent of Marco Verratti has warned Paris Saint-Germain that Fiorentina and Juventus are interested in his client.

Donato Di Campli is keen to get the midfielder a pay rise in the French capital and he may use the admiration of Serie A clubs as a bargaining tool.

“We are asking for an improved salary because Fiorentina are chasing him and Juventus are interested too,

He's so going to Viola.

 

[L1NETT]

Good lad Kharma, cazorla bros.

One of the few teams without bale or RVP though.

You know they're going to generate a lot of points, why not?

Was talking to Kharma...

 

[panty]

Good lad Kharma, cazorla bros.

One of the few teams without bale or RVP though.

You know they're going to generate a lot of points, why not?

 

[Jarnet87]

I just want Moyes to sign someone so he can shut all the tards up. The cafe is an absolutely madhouse right now with new threads every day about sacking Moyes and United will drop to a club that can't compete for titles.

 

[Manager]

Kolarov: 'I don't care about money, all I want is to play"

Then jog around slowly in every preseason match

 

[Frank the Great]

If Fiorentina signs Verratti, they are favorites for third place. We just can't compete with that midfield.

We are going to have a really hard time getting CL next year, I hope Galliani wakes up.

 

[operon]

You know they're going to generate a lot of points, why not?

Bale will be at real madrid