I was creasing up with laughter on the loo. My exposed butthole was pulsating with hysterical tremors. Fucking Everton, man.
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Football Thread 2013-14 |OT2| Caravanning all the way to France
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I was creasing up with laughter on the loo. My exposed butthole was pulsating with hysterical tremors. Fucking Everton, man.
TheOneWhoKnocks
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Neymar coming...
Naughty God
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Bale and Ronaldo isn't any better than Neymar and Messi.
The only thing that's for certain is that the Premier League will continue to be a second rate league.
Naughty God
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Can't help but feel like the Neymar signing is urging them to strike a deal of their own this summer.
Lets not pick on Moyes alright? I think he's done alright so far. Most the embarrassment's come on Woodward's end. Moyes has said we've made a few bids but it's to put pressure on Barca and it's something every club does. We're struggling to buy players. Down to Woodward, but at least Moyes will be back to make steps in that direction as well.
Agree with all of these - http://m.guardian.co.uk/football/blog/2013/jul/29/five-things-manchester-united-tour
Agree with all of these - http://m.guardian.co.uk/football/blog/2013/jul/29/five-things-manchester-united-tour
Its from an interview just published a few hours ago.
Isco, Illaramendi and Carvajal are actually immensely bright signings from Madrid, for once. Three young Spanish players, targeting perceived problem zones. They need a striker now, and the only ones available are Suarez and Lewandowski (theoretically lol), and the former would be a marquee signing that makes more sense than Bale does, despite him being great.
Probably foolish of me but I still don't rate Neymar on the same level as Bale. Think Bale's a lot closer to the likes of Ronaldo and Messi, than Neymar is. I think you can keep Neymar quiet, I've seen him have nothing games. Bale's so explosive and full of match winning moments that he's almost unstoppable.
They're all top, though. La Liga has the four best players but I wouldn't necessarily call it a top league. The gulf between those two teams and the rest is depressing. Kind of like the Bundesliga.
Without a doubt.
The fact they're bidding more than what Ronaldo costs is what gets me.
Joel Was Right
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I have no faith whatsoever in Neymar. I will be annoyed if Pedro is dropped in favour of him or Sanchez
Joe Ledley, Scott Brown, Beram Kayal is the best midfield trio in the world, maybe one of those 3?
SportBantz is the best twitter ever.
The ones with RT if bale is going Madrid, fav if you think Vietnam was a victim of communist hating America shit makes me laugh so hard
At least premier league stars are spread around the clubs. All the big stars in la liga play for only two clubs whilst the rest have left. Soldado is next.
The video that follows is so much better.
TheOneWhoKnocks
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Neymar will clear all of your doubts pretty soon.
Yeah they are great.
Pictures are good too.
I'm laughing in a corner by myself at work at this picture
Naughty God
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I'm reading it now. Great news, he's talking about signing players next year. That's exactly what we need. I guess we've got our eyes on some players who may run down their contracts.
Of course it's a top league. Just because Barcelona and Madrid happen to be two of the best teams in the world, along with Bayern, it doesn't mean it isn't a top league. How often are there 3 Premier League teams that look like putting up a challenge for the title after February? Of course, it's always the same teams in La Liga whereas the PL has a little bit of variation, but it's still always a two horse race.
I'd wager that the 18 other teams in La Liga are better than the Premier League's.
Don't be a wuss. Fill her.
Messi, Ronaldo, Iniesta, Neymar.
Eating a Lancashire hotpot and it's reminding me of home.
ahahaha
lol lol lol
Vivalaraza
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I want your resolve tested with a £50m bid if its rejected then fine we move on but I want it done sooner rather than later.
Btw how pissed will you be if he actually does join us?
You mean the treble. Fellaini is gonna help us win the league.
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Willkiller
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I agree, Liverpool would never sell their star striker to a fellow PL side if a massive off......
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That's what people said with a £40 million bid. We've already said we're not selling to you, just like we said we wouldn't sell for £40 million. It's crystal clear.
Wouldn't be 'pissed'.
I personally don't believe his character and baggage is worth the insane price tag that we've slapped on him. If you do buy him it'll take a mental £55 - 60 million bid and that's something I just wouldn't be sad about. We might not be as strong as we can be for a few months, but it's healthy business for our club.
And we've got Sturridge as a backup who's properly good, so depending on his fitness we'll be alright.
We've already been through this.I agree, Liverpool would never sell their star striker to a fellow PL side if a massive off......
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A deal on that Torres scale for Suarez is like £70 million, with inflation and factoring in performance.
I'd snap Arsenal's hand off for that.
Naughty God
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Suarez isn't worth 70m. He probably would be if he had the personality of Kaka, but everyone seems to be forgetting that he is Luis Suarez the man, as well as Luis Suarez the footballer.
£40m is a fair price.
£40m is a fair price.
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