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[Fergie]

Oh my.

 

[kingellesar]

Please mean something.

Wenger getting his hair cut next Monday.

Or Wilshire got injured on the way to the photo shoot so they've had to postpone.

Or Wengers ordered a trophy with 4th Place on it and is waiting for it for the photo shoot.

 

[KidA Seven]

I want to fuck her in the ass till she bleeds

 

[Wilbur]

Jennifer Lawrence is more overrated than Balotelli

 

[KidA Seven]

Jennifer Lawrence is more overrated than Balotelli

 

[CrashBandicoot]

BREAKING: Real make shock 90m bid for Aston from JLS.

 

[Vivalaraza]

BREAKING: Real make shock 90m bid for Aston from JLS.

JLS split up.

He's on a free.

 

[Fergie]

Jennifer Lawrence is more overrated than Balotelli

 

[justjohn]

Mark lawrenson has been axed from motd. Hallelujah

 

[Linius]

Jennifer Lawrence is more overrated than Balotelli

Your hairless body is also overrated.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Mark lawrenson has been axed from motd. Hallelujah

Best news of the transfer window. Not even kidding.

Now for the rest of them.

 

[bud]

they should axe all of them, and just focus on showing highlights exclusively.

their opinions are shit.

 

[justjohn]

This fucking country. This is what MPs should be battling to solve, not spunking billions away just to get to Birmingham, 20mins faster.

Wat. If a multimillionaire footballer decides to throw away his millions boozing and gambling what's that got to do with the government?

 

[Naughty God]

Mark lawrenson has been axed from motd. Hallelujah

They're probably just going to replace him with Robbie Savage who is just as bad.

 

[Wilbur]

Your hairless body is also overrated.

If anything, its underrated

#WilburForMaximTop100

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Here's more from Saphir Taider's agent on Manchester United's interest in the Bologna midfielder.

"The boy is not happy and I hope that Bologna's leaders call us quickly," George Atangana told Corriere di Bologna:

"Inter? I have not even talked with them. I heard from Manchester United and I told them to contact the club directly for any negotiation.

"Saphir would like to be treated with respect. If Bologna value him at £15.6million, he deserves more than the £217,000 per season he earns.

"Saphir loves the shirt he wears, and he will continue to work for that. But if Manchester United are interested in one of your players and you want to keep him, you should make him happy and give him what he deserves."

£15 million sounds a tad steep. Woodward would bid that amount for Wilshere I reckon.

 

[Mastadon]

Please mean something.

Carl Jenkinson has a spot on his left cheek, so Wenger has decided to delay the team photo to save his embarrassment.

 

[Naughty God]

Here's more from Saphir Taider's agent on Manchester United's interest in the Bologna midfielder.

£15 million sounds a tad steep. Woodward would bid that amount for Wilshere I reckon.

Nice. A player who I haven't heard of. Now this is a transfer I can believe is going to happen. He's probably shit.

 

[justjohn]

Best news of the transfer window. Not even kidding.

Now for the rest of them.

Yep. Its tedious beyond belief. These guys earn millions a year just watching football and analysing it for a just a few hours a week and they still look like they'd rather be somewhere else. Alan hanson in particular.

Alan shearer's punditry basically involves telling us the fucking obvious. Its become an old boy's club and desperately needs shaking up.

 

[Timurid]

From Fabregas to Taider :lol

 

[Yurt]

Surely he'll never get more than 5 minutes (even for the reserves). People would killl him.

They gave him a squad number so he can turn up for a reserve game to raise money for a children's hospital.

 

[KidA Seven]

Here's more from Saphir Taider's agent on Manchester United's interest in the Bologna midfielder.



£15 million sounds a tad steep. Woodward would bid that amount for Wilshere I reckon.

Sounds like he's just using United to get his client more money.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Nice. A player who I haven't heard of. Now this is a transfer I can believe is going to happen. He's probably shit.

I think the "he deserves more than the £217,000 per season he earns." demonstrates that this is clearly a play for a new contract.

 

[spidye]

What the fuck is this shit? Wilbur, are you high, son?

seriously

it must be the heat or the lack of transfers or everything together but United fans in this thread are going insane

 

[Wilbur]

What the fuck is this shit? Wilbur, are you high, son?

No one would look at her twice if she wasn't a movie star. She's just normal looking.

Her without make up. Is she ugly? No. Is she attractive? No. She just looks like a woman. Just normal. Plain Jane.

 

[KidA Seven]

Average as fuck.

 

[Naughty God]

I think the "he deserves more than the £217,000 per season he earns." demonstrates that this is clearly a play for a new contract.

£4k a week, lol.

We're definitely in for him if we can get him on a big fat £8k a week.

Edit: I have no idea who that girl is but she's pretty average.

 

[Scum]

Wat. If a multimillionaire footballer decides to throw away his millions boozing and gambling what's that got to do with the government?

It wasn't so much the footballer but the problem. Doesn't mean he can't get some help.

 

[justjohn]

They're probably just going to replace him with Robbie Savage who is just as bad.

Vialli has been announced as the replacement.

 

[Wilbur]

Lol that player's clearly angling for a new contract.

Vialli has been announced as the replacement.

Much better. Actually knows something about the game.

 

[spidye]

How the hell are you going to see her face when you go in from behind?

 

[PrematureQuiche]

The corporation admitted Lawrenson would have a "reduced role" on the 4 million-rated programme from next season after announcing its plans to breathe new life into the format.

So not really axed.

 

[Wilbur]

There is around a billion people on this planet that I'd rather penetrate anally than Jennifer Lawrence.

 

[bud]

It's also a warmup party for Lollapalooza. Fuck, I just remember I'm going to miss PSG vs Bordeaux on Saturday.

wait, you've already seen 12 years a slave? when? where? how was it?

 

[CrashBandicoot]

Obviously this trial didn't work out for Louis

 

[phaze]

Tottenham what ru doin.


Tottenham stop signing players.

 

[Suen]

There is around a billion people on this planet that I'd rather penetrate anally than Jennifer Lawrence.

Starting with Moyes.

 

[Fergie]

Starting with Moyes.

He's open for offers.

 

[Vivalaraza]

The shorts.

Gets me everytime.

 

[kingellesar]

Tottenham what ru doin.


Tottenham stop signing players.

Suarez next.

Suarez Solado Bale

Easy stuff.

Then Rooney and Fab, we'll just troll everyone and buy em all.

 

[Salazar]

There is around a billion people on this planet that I'd rather penetrate anally than Jennifer Lawrence.

 

[KidA Seven]

http://fiddle.se/tagged/Sistar

 

[Salvadora]

The trifecta of Baldini, Levy & AVB looks to be working very well.

Seriously worried about them next season regardless of whether they keep Bale.

 

[dc89]

Holy shit. It's no "some say he is a legend" but shit it's bad.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTy5nAz5G20

 

[spidye]

http://fiddle.se/tagged/Sistar

Premier ass has a nicer ass than any of those skinny girls

 

[phaze]

Suarez next.

Suarez Solado Bale

Easy stuff.

Then Rooney and Fab, we'll just troll everyone and buy em all.

And you'll still finish 5th. ;P

 

[Batigol]

Obviously this trial didn't work out for Louis

Ronnie's too much of man for this mortal world

 

[Vivalaraza]

Wenger's favourite player is Messi.

Get hype Arsenal GAF.

 

[Meier]

Holy shit. It's no "some say he is a legend" but shit it's bad.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTy5nAz5G20

Seems pretty standard for me. It's not even in the same ballpark, nay the same country (literally and figuratively here), as some say he's a legend.

http://i.minus.com/i9morKj5b4om1.gif[img][/QUOTE]

Love the two male judges' faces.

 

[kingellesar]

And you'll still finish 5th. ;P

We're consistent!