My point? I dont'care for footyGAf-Schadenfreude
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Football Thread 2013-14 |OT2| Caravanning all the way to France
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My point? I dont'care for footyGAf-Schadenfreude
I'm just fully on the fuck Bayern wagon. Gutting their own league in order to achieve absolute superiority. Tax evading CEO that every fan loves to sellotape pictures of on their wall and jerk off for seven hours to. Possibly the two cuntiest wingers ever to play simultaneously in one football team. Pep the Pussy.
I applaud them for being ruthless and taking advantage of their position. It's sport. They're winners. It's what they do. Doesn't mean I have to like them.
I don't even like Dortmund that much. I like them, but its just in comparison to Bayern I almost want to kiss every little inch of Jurgen Klopp's bratwurst yogurt dropper.
dont speak german at me
Bayern vs HSV:
Starke, van Buyten, Thiago, Ribéry, Mandzukic, Shaqiri, Pizarro, Boateng, Lahm, Alaba, Kroos
Arent you a United fan?
Starke, van Buyten, Thiago, Ribéry, Mandzukic, Shaqiri, Pizarro, Boateng, Lahm, Alaba, Kroos
Arent you a United fan?
The_Hitcher89
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Why were you visiting the Mail's website anyway?
Looool Ilove you
Do we gut our league? No.
Do we have a tax evading CEO? No.
Do we have the two cuntiest wingers ever? No.
Do we have a pussy that can't handle pressure as a manager? No.
Yes. I support Manchester United.
Indykayla blocked him on Twitter.
The_Hitcher89
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I don't care about Dortmund. I like them as football goes, but they're just a bunch of Germans across the fucking sea to me that are as inoffensive as anything. They do nothing outwardly cuntish.
But on the ho ho ho companies that pretend to be football clubs quip, twenty percent of your club is owned by a company that makes fucking shoes, and a company that makes fucking cars. Maybe when I run a marathon, I will be grateful for the existence of Bayern Munich Football Club and their affiliations with my sportswear. Maybe when I finally learn to fucking drive and I want some throbbing German chassis between my legs, I'll learn to love FC Hollywood. Until then... they're fuckmonkeys.
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We all know Sassuolo will win and then they will storm Serie A and win the Scudetto. Give up Serie A bros, Sassuolo are the new Torino-from-40's.
Broder Salsa
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Hsv is best Herman team
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Seriously fuck this auto correct, why Herman before German?!
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Seriously fuck this auto correct, why Herman before German?!
looooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
Cornelius better deliver. He's in my FL team because of you
Our CEO is Rummenigge. Hoeneß is the president of the sports club. And no you don't gut your league, you just buy Arsenal players (and managers soon).
Our wingers? I like them, and prefer them to having no midfield or a striker who wants to leave the club.
Nani is a diving prick
Young is a diving pussy
Valencia is a cunt because why... inept?
Zaha's a twenty year old from South London
Ribery is a kiddie fiddler, Robben is Dutch
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It loos like we're going to be playing a more dedicated 4-2-3-1 this season, with the 2 in midfield being a mix of Gerrard, Lucas, Allen and Hendo.
Happy with that really. If we can keep 3 of the 4 fit and in form at any given time, I don't think we need a dedicated defensive mid backup this summer.
Happy with that really. If we can keep 3 of the 4 fit and in form at any given time, I don't think we need a dedicated defensive mid backup this summer.
I loved Klopps post game interview: 'He passed the ball to Weidenfellers wrong foot' SURE. 'Let's not start a discussion about referees this early' no shit sherlock, it's the preseason.
Nani is a diving prick
Young is a diving pussy
Valencia is a cunt because why... inept?
Zaha's a twenty year old from South London
Ribery is a kiddie fiddler, Robben is Dutch
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im glad u liked the movie u cunt
We're going to buy Arsene Wenger? no im ok thank u
And whatever, Rummenigge is a fucking retard as well
LOOOOOOOL you had a striker who wanted to leave the club last week, turkey brain. He left. He left your club. He took off the jersey that bears one of the shittiest phone signals I've ever had the pleasure of having. He finished his last tub of Fick Mich In Den Arsch hair wax. He left for Fiorentina.
The_Hitcher89
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So desperate to find reasons to hate him. Its embarassing really.
She's older than me now, at the time she wasn't. Most of the women Jimmy Savile touched are actually in their 50s and 60s now, wouldn't you know
I'd still bang. I'm as big a cunt as Ribery.
brokenbeans
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Who doesn't buy Arsenal players? lol.
He is good like that
that was pretty cool. And really necessary!
I also wouldn't have put Ribery in the centre. Very curious to see it all unfold.
And you once again prove that you don't know shit about German football, Bayern or the Bundesliga. A single hair from Gomez' maine got more class than Rooney. The club and him handled the situation remarkable well.
But you know what? I'm happy for you, I'm happy that you can believe in Moyes, Phil Jones and City's own inability to threaten United. Seems like you are going all in for the start of the season and that's the only way football is fun.
I had to do a triple to take to realize which players were on Liverpool due to that kit.
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL Wilbury
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FEED him
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FEED him
Wait, Frank is right, most of our players are on vacation too!Jesus Christ, I got shivers reading these names. WHAT ARE YOU DOING.
away kits, how do they work?
Vivalaraza
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Stop fighting with our Bayern overlords.
Shit's hypnotic.
Alternate third kits*
Vivalaraza
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brokenbeans
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Are all Bayern fans snobs?
I love that piece of skill whenever a player does it. Stopping a ball dead when its dropping from a height. Ronaldinho was the king of it.
No just cunts.
Mh, 4 Minutes in Thiago stil hasnt scored or done something meaningful. What a waste of a transfer.
Filled to the brim with saurkraut and sour pussies
#Fuckmas
Only 18 teams because you little bitches can't handle playing a full 38. Plus half the teams aren't even real. St. Pauli? Looooooool what the fuck is that? Koln has a goat on their badge. A goat. A fucking GOAT.
Rooney doesn't have hair so its a moot point.
mia san mia
Neymar will be the next Ronaldinho.
I think I might like Barca next season (If they don't force Neymar to change)
This belongs to Barca and Utd fans, you can't just take the title like that. You guys have a long way to go before you are considered cunts, just win some more trebles.
Naughty God
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I almost have more followers than AFC Live Infos.
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