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[Wilbur]

 

[Jack cw]

I miss your Heynckes 2012 football, instead of this tiki taka shit that Guardiola brought with him. We're used to that kind of football, since we've met Barca 100 times already this season.

I'd actually be scared if you still had Jupp.

Hehe, I meant the 2012 team that failed against Chelsea and Dortmund
But I'm not sure if Heynckes would have played another season like 2013. Guess we will never know and hope that Pep finally finds a mix between tiki taka and attack.

 

[Wilbur]

@OptaJoe 19s
30 - Kevin Phillips is the last Englishman to win the Premier League Golden Boot, back in 1999-2000. Icon.

That is crazy.

Shearer didn't win it after that? That is pretty nuts.

 

[Shanks D Zoro]

Shearer didn't win it after that? That is pretty nuts.

I forget his name but some French guy joined the PL around that time. He was a bit alright IIRC

 

[Yurt]

IM SORRY IM NOT SORRY



all those rumors about Juve in for him at the time broke my heart </3

Spoiler

went to the honduran embassy today and they had them out as souvenirs lol

u aint getting past the group stages

 

[Splatt]

A great man has left this world ((

Totti debuted at age 16 under him...

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

I don't understand what's being said there.

 

[Zabojnik]

Will you come get it here in Cologne? I know a good Pizza place where we can take care of that deal. I'm gonna sell it soon. I'm either gonna get a LGG2 or that OnePlusOne.

Blablublrn please. How hard is it to mail a fucking phone? It's not like you're the one taking the risk by paying in advance for what may very well turn out to be an actual turd Würstchen in a box.

Rigore e' quando arbitro fischia. RIP, Boskov.

 

[kmax]

Hehe, I meant the 2012 team that failed against Chelsea and Dortmund
But I'm not sure if Heynckes would have played another season like 2013. Guess we will never know and hope that Pep finally finds a mix between tiki taka and attack.

I'll always enjoy that 7up masterclass you gave Barca last year. It was a beauty.

When is your game against Dortmund? In May sometimes right? That will be a fun watch.

 

[arkon]

I don't understand what's being said there.

Ramsey and Suarez had sex at the afterparty

 

[pulga]

u aint getting past the group stages

edit: oh, you mean in the WC? duh lol

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Woah, didn't realise Danny DeVito is 69 years old :O

Seems pretty spritely for his age

 

[José Mourinho]

I can't wait for that Mourinho bus to be hoisting the Champions League trophy, the salt will be immense.

Well I for one hope we don't win. If we do I will be petitioning the club to send the trophy back and I hope my fellow Chelsea fans will join me in doing the same. Because how could we enjoy it knowing we won it the wrong way? What would that say about us? What would that say about football?

How we play is inexcusable because football is about more than results. It's about philosophy and everybody liking you. If we can't achieve that then we deserve nothing.

 

[pulga]

Woah, didn't realise Danny DeVito is 69 years old :O

Seems pretty spritely for his age

all the cocaine innit

 

[Wilbur]

I forget his name but some French guy joined the PL around that time. He was a bit alright IIRC

I don't understand what's being said there.

Pretty sure Rambo and Suarez made sweet passionate anal

 

[Jack cw]

I'll always enjoy that 7up masterclass you gave Barca last year. It was a beauty.

When is your game against Dortmund? In May sometimes right? That will be a fun watch.

Yeah it was great but Barca wasnt the force they were a few years ago. Still nice to see end of the era of Messi, Xavi and Iniesta. Dortmund is on the 17th of May, a weak before you play the final against Atletico.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

Woah, didn't realise Danny DeVito is 69 years old :O

Seems pretty spritely for his age

 

[Hixx]

Shearer didn't win it after that? That is pretty nuts.

KP clearly the last great English striker ever

 

[faridmon]

I am really gonna wish for the miracle to happen and hope Newcastle have remembered that they play in PL and actually beat Arsenal.

... You know you screwed it up big time once you rely on Newcastle to do a job.

 

[Vivalaraza]

Lindegaard says in Giggs we are dealing with the new Guardiola.

I'm getting worried

 

[Blablurn]

Blablublrn please. How hard is it to mail a fucking phone? It's not like you're the one taking the risk by paying in advance for what may very well turn out to be an actual turd Würstchen in a box.

Rigore e' quando arbitro fischia. RIP, Boskov.

How much would you pay for my Moto G in very good condition + shipping? Plus. Do you really trust me???? We're talking about Blablurn after all.

 

[Jarnet87]

Then he went to Germany and made a joke out of their league.

Truth, his first season in Germany was kray. he wasn't the same after the fall out with LVG and injuries.

 

[Wilbur]

Lindegaard says in Giggs we are dealing with the new Guardiola.

I'm getting worried

:lol, christ

They must really have hated Moyes

 

[Clegg]

Lindegaard says in Giggs we are dealing with the new Guardiola.

I'm getting worried

Anders just wants to keep his job at United.

 

[pulga]

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

Was going to post another DeVito gif but at the last minute I realised that it was actually a Wilbury gif.

:moon

 

[Broder Salsa]

Danny Devito as the penguin is the best Batman villain ever.

 

[pulga]

Was going to post another DeVito gif but at the last minute I realised that it was actually a Wilbury gif.

:moon

 

[The_Hitcher89]

I am really gonna wish for the miracle to happen and hope Newcastle have remembered that they play in PL and actually beat Arsenal.

... You know you screwed it up big time once you rely on Newcastle to do a job.

We need them to get something so you have something to play for against City.

Both of us pinning our hopes on fucking Newcastle. What a mess we've both made of this run-in


#MerseysideFalling

 

[Wilbur]

Was going to post another DeVito gif but at the last minute I realised that it was actually a Wilbury gif.

:moon

 

[Broder Salsa]

 

[Yurt]

Rigore e' quando arbitro fischia. RIP, Boskov.

that's the attitude innit

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

 

[Carbonox]

pinning hopes on newcastle

seriously

getting a result against the wengerbus

jokers

 

[Blablurn]

Is the Moto G not available in Italy, Zab?

 

[elseanio]

I don't understand what's being said there.

Seems like "has" is a typo: http://www1.skysports.com/football/...ty-of-liverpools-pfa-award-winner-luis-suarez

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

pinning hopes on newcastle

seriously

getting a result against the wengerbus

jokers

I would kill myself

edit: ah cheers Sean. That's less exciting than gay sex tho

 

[Jarnet87]

Giggsy needs to go. I don't even want him part of van Gaal's coaching squad. If things go sour with LVG he'll just backstab him and talk trash like he did with Moyes. Plus Rooney completely backs him. I want someone to challenge Wayne not bow before him.

 

[Carbonox]

nay bacon i would kill myself - fucking newcastle getting a result today after all this time just cos would make me commit seppuku

obv all the players missed pardew's pitchside banter innit

PLEASE GET IN TO A TIFF WITH WENGER PLEASE PARDEW YOU'VE DONE IT BEFORE YOU CAN DO IT AGAIN

 

[faridmon]

We need them to get something so you have something to play for against City.

Both of us pinning our hopes on fucking Newcastle. What a mess we've both made of this run-in


#MerseysideFalling

Indeed

Footy Sucks, lets agree on that!

nay bacon i would kill myself - fucking newcastle getting a result today after all this time just cos would make me commit seppuku

obv all the players missed pardew's pitchside banter innit

PLEASE GET IN TO A TIFF WITH WENGER PLEASE PARDEW YOU'VE DONE IT BEFORE YOU CAN DO IT AGAIN

PLs Carbo, make your team win. I'll buy you a hooker

Spoiler

and Wooden will do the rest

 

[Splatt]

Tiote to crush Wengeh dreams

 

[Wilbur]

Anders quotes:

“Ryan Giggs has always held a kind of professional distance to his team-mates,” said Lindegaard in his column with Betfair.com.dk. “He opened his mouth, when it was relevant, and people have always listened.

“What we have seen in the first week has been more than convincing and the parallels with Sir Alex Ferguson are striking.

“It is clear that Ryan Giggs has been learning from history's most awe-inspiring football manager.

“His last speech before the team went on the pitch before the match against Norwich, was spine-tingling in a way that I have only experienced from Sir Alex.

“Some might question whether it can work to go from being a team-mate to the manager from one day to the next.

“Normally, I have my reservations, but in Giggs' case, it is another matter.”

“It probably sounds rather naive and impetuous, and I understand people scepticism about any conclusion drawn from the results of four workouts, a game and a day off, but to me we are dealing with a new Guardiola,” Lindegaard said.

“The question is whether he (Giggs) is already ready to meet the enormous potential he possesses.

“Fortunately, it's not my decision to make, but whatever the club decides, I'm sure that everyone on and around the team will respect it.”

Lindegaard added: “As a Manchester United player, and especially a Manchester United fan, this has for several reasons been a frustrating period.

“But the reality is, in my eyes simple – the results have not been sufficient, and it has affected the team.

“For me, the story is no more than that. David Moyes is a good man and whatever one may think of him, he deserves the same kind of respect now as eight months ago.”

 

[Clegg]

Giggs ain't doing much to dampen media speculation. LvG wants the job but the club still hasn't announced anything.

 

[CrashBandicoot]

This is a guy on a Rangers forum's ideal England WC line up


Hart

Huddlestone Terry Shawcross Richardson


Cattermole (c)


Noble Hendo Jonjo


Nolan


Carroll


He goes on to explain the tactics behind it, summing up the play style as 'diagonal bangers' from Richardson and Huddlestone. He acknowledges the lack of technical skill from the 'bombers' in midfield but dismisses it because 'they will be bypassed by siege gun bangers torpedoed up to Carroll from defense'.

Some of my other favourite quotes:

'Cattermole is the epitomy of English Lion thus gets the captains armband.'

'I don't want any short passing, English players are not designed this way.'

Are you listening Roy, this is what the people want

 

[arkon]

Indeed

Footy Sucks, lets agree on that!



PLs Carbo, make your team win. I'll buy you a hooker

Spoiler

and Wooden will do the rest

On the contrary. This kind of thing makes it wonderful. What may have been seen as a dead rubber becomes a significant fixture for different sets of fans due to circumstances.

 

[Ushojax]

So if Arsenal win tonight maybe Everton will give up and not turn out vs City

For the good of the league

Mirallas, Jagielka, Pienaar and Distin out, Barry won't be able to play.

If Alcaraz is playing then they've lost the game before a ball is kicked.

 

[faridmon]

Mirallas, Jagielka, Pienaar and Distin out, Barry won't be able to play.

If Alcaraz is playing then they've lost the game before a ball is kicked.

The painful truth.

Next season. I really don't want to see Alcaraz wearing an Eerton top. In fact, never again.

 

[Carbonox]

On the contrary. This kind of thing makes it wonderful. What may have been seen as a dead rubber becomes a significant fixture for different sets of fans due to circumstances.

and the deustch think their league is superior to the epl

the fuck is going on in their league? jizzing to bayern players wearing lederhosen in oktoberfest and wanking to pics of olivier kahn, thats what

oh no nurrrrrrrrnberg are getting relegated but it might be borussia dortmongoliangladrags getting champions league

WHO CARES

EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL

 

[Wilbur]

This is a guy on a Rangers forum's ideal England WC line up


Hart

Huddlestone Terry Shawcross Richardson


Cattermole (c)


Noble Hendo Jonjo


Nolan


Carroll


He goes on to explain the tactics behind it, summing up the play style as 'diagonal bangers' from Richardson and Huddlestone. He acknowledges the lack of technical skill from the 'bombers' in midfield but dismisses it because 'they will be bypassed by siege gun bangers torpedoed up to Carroll from defense'.

Some of my other favourite quotes:

'Cattermole is the epitomy of English Lion thus gets the captains armband.'

'I don't want any short passing, English players are not designed this way.'

Are you listening Roy, this is what the people want

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

diagonal bangers

hahahaha

 

[Shatner's Bassoon]

Everton will be down around 9th position next season.