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[LegoArmo]

Reliability > liability

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Reliability > liability

Reads like something a management consultant would get paid £500 p/h to write on a white board repeatedly.

 

[Scum]

------------------------------ Sturridge ------------------------
Lallana/Sterling ----- Wilshere/Barkley ----- OxFarm
------------- Gerrard --- Henderson/Barry ------------------
Baines ------- Cahill ------ Jagielka ------ Training Cone
---------------------------------- Hart ---------------------------------

 

[LegoArmo]

Reads like something a management consultant would get paid £500 p/h to write on a white board repeatedly.

I'm going to be so damn rich.

 

[Wilbur]

Hart walker Texas ranger Cahill fat jaguar bainesy Raheem Gerrard Shelvey Townsend Azpilicueta owen

 

[LegoArmo]

Jones has been shown in the big games to reliably keep players like Ronaldo, Ribery and Bale pretty quiet.

Johnson has been shown to stand and do nothing. Obviously offers a hell of a lot more going forward, but I think the team I posted has more than enough attacking prowess.

 

[K1LLER7]

---------------- Hart -------------

Johnson - Cahill - Jones - Shaw

------ Wilshere - Gerrard ------

Sterling ---- Rooney ---- Barkley/Lallana/Ox

--------------- Sturridge ----------

WC winners right here.

Jagielka is overrated.

 

[GorillaJu]

Hart
Johnson Cahill Jagielka Shaw
Gerrard Delph
Sterling Barkley Lallana
Sturridge

 

[LegoArmo]

Hart
Johnson Cahill Jagielka Shaw
Gerrard Delph
Sterling Barkley Lallana
Sturridge

Come on, man, I included 4 of your players

Moyes, as a Scot, purposely ruined United's top English talent to trick Hodgson into not playing them at the World Cup.

 

[Salazar]

Mata interview is so good.

 

[subtles]

---------------- Hart --------------------

Johnson - Cahill - Jagielka - Shaw

---------------- Gerrard ---------------

----- Henderson ------ Barkley-------

Sterling --------------------- Lallana

--------------- Sturridge --------------

 

[wedward]

Wilshere will lead England to glory. Book it. Gunna be England's best player this summer.

Hart
Johnson Cahill jag Baines
Wilshere Gerrard
Ox Rooney Lallana
Sturidge

 

[Banjo]

--------------------------- Navas ----------------------------

Gamboa - Acosta - Umaña -Gonzalez - Oviedo

-------------------- Tejeda ------ Borges------------------

Campbell ----------------------------------Ruiz------------

-------------------------- Saborío ----------------------------

This team will rip apart England, Italy and Uruguay
Mark my words

 

[GorillaJu]

Come on, man, I included 4 of your players

Moyes, as a Scot, purposely ruined United's top English talent to trick Hodgson into not playing them at the World Cup.

I think your team is a-ok I just wanted to throw in some players I appreciate like Delph and Barkley. Jones at RB is fine with me personally. Rooney is going no matter what too.

 

[Zabojnik]

Ranieri is saying that Monaco are the true champions of Ligue 1 because PSG violated FFP. I don't even....

/dead

If they did, then he's abso-fucking-lutely right. Cheating is cheating. /Juve'd

so... the dual shock 4 is giving me wrist-related issues. this thing is going to ruin my right wrist.

i didn't have any of these problems with the ds3. ;_;

Kroos said some guys from NADA (anti-doping agency in Germany) showed at his house at 6:30am on wednesday

:lol

I know it won't happen but how amazing would it be if it did.

And even more amazing if we then went on to win the scudetto and/or EL.

 

[subtles]

Reliability > liability

 

[GorillaJu]

This is one of my favorite YouTube videos ever

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcKT4wbL1fw

I hope he brings the entertainment next season.

 

[FlutterPuffs]

To be honest, England's team is looking pretty promising.

The best for the last 12 years for me.

 

[Salazar]

Reads like something a management consultant would get paid £500 p/h to write on a white board repeatedly.

The kind of tattoo David Moyes would get, if David Moyes got tattoos.

LvG is our guy. Feels good to eliminate the criticism that Manchester United has a manager that doesn't understand football.

Because Louis gets it.

 

[il Diavolo]

And even more amazing if we then went on to win the scudetto and/or EL.

Galliani would commit seppuku.

 

[subtles]

Only if United were in the Europa League....

 

[wedward]

Because Brendan gets it.

You'd fit in at RAWK.

 

[Frank the Great]

I know it won't happen but how amazing would it be if it did.

You know Allegri would suddenly remember how to be a good manager if he went to Juve. Kind of like how Pirlo suddenly remembered how to play football.

 

[Salazar]

You'd fit in at RAWK.

do one you utter space-cadet nurk

 

[Granadier]

Hello from the US Footy GAF.

 

[arkon]

Jones has been shown in the big games to reliably keep players like Ronaldo, Ribery and Bale pretty quiet.

Johnson has been shown to stand and do nothing. Obviously offers a hell of a lot more going forward, but I think the team I posted has more than enough attacking prowess.

Jones has also shown that he likes to throw himself into ridiculous challenges which invariably result in him being subbed off through injury. Waste of substitutions which are crucial to Hodgson's winning methods. Has his share of other brainfarts too.

 

[Mr.Marston]

Interviewer: "Blonde or dark doesn't matter? Height?"
Giggs: "Doesn't matter."
Interviewer: "So all those girls out there have a chance?"
Giggs: "Oh yeah, haha." *licks lips*

 

[Linius]

Hello from the US Footy GAF.

Oh hi there

 

[wedward]

do one you utter space-cadet nurk

What's the difference between berk and nurk?

 

[Salazar]

What's the difference between berk and nurk?

Berk begins with a more forceful consonant. I tend, at any rate, to find that suggestive of innocence, guilelessness. Nurk has malignity: nurk slides into sonic being, whereas berk just plonks itself in the ear.

Nurks should know better; berks are Hodors.

 

[wedward]

Berk begins with a more forceful consonant. I tend, at any rate, to find that suggestive of innocence, guilelessness. Nurk has malignity: nurk slides into sonic being, whereas berk just plonks itself in the ear.

Nurks should know better; berks are Hodors.

I'm definitely more of a nurk.

 

[KidA Seven]

Johnson sucks

 

[Salazar]

Johnson sucks

Aye. One of Norwich's chief and principal imbeciles.

 

[brokenbeans]

Only if United were in the Europa League....

Don't say things like this.

 

[subtles]

Don't say things like this.

If only....

 

[brokenbeans]

If only....

With no European football objectives should be FA cup run and get back into the top four anything else is a bonus.

 

[KidA Seven]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmiVJfVQHTk

 

[subtles]

The longest known record for constipation was 102 days.

 

[Zabojnik]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmiVJfVQHTk

I would definitely go lupo (wolf) on that ass.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Rodgers looks broken in his press conference

 

[KidA Seven]

It sucks having to hold in your farts during class.

 

[Zabojnik]

Rodgers looks broken in his press conference

There's always next year.

Spoiler

 

[FootballFan]

Rodgers looks broken in his press conference

Little does he know that Winston Reid is going to embarrass Man City in the last match.

ynwa

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Jones is a bad right back, a decent DM and an unreliable CB*



*just hasn't played there enough

 

[Salazar]

Rodgers looks broken in his press conference

Time to lean hard on them cracker barrel maxims he got stored up. Consult the Brenty self-help reservoir.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Little does he know that Winston Reid is going to embarrass Man City in the last match.

ynwa

I'd pay so fucking much to win the league. It'd have kept me happy for weeks.

Now the lasting image of this season will always be the ball rolling under Gerrard's foot, and him falling over in his desperation. Fuck football, man.


At least we'll win the World Cup though. Right?

 

[Blablurn]

BAAAAAYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERN

 

[subtles]

Who's this 'wonderkid' we signed from Arsenal? Is he better than Adnan?

Gerrard Gifs tomorrow.....

Big Sam; if there was ever a time to prove your ability to 'out-tactic' other managers, it's tomorrow.

 

[Salazar]

He starts to describe a very difficult year. First, he says, there was the debilitating impact of his early-season injury. “I need to be fit to be good,” he says, simply. “Even when I am injured I can play but the fitness is not the same.” Fellaini is referring to the wrist injury he sustained against Shakhtar Donetsk on Oct 2, in only his third start for United, which hampered his performances throughout the autumn and required surgery in December, keeping him sidelined until February.

“I was injured for three months and that was a difficult moment for me. When you arrive in a new team you want to play, you want to stay with the team and when you can’t play it is difficult to see the team – even off the pitch. When this season finishes I will start with my preparation for the next year and it will be good.”

Disarmingly shy, the Belgian converses in a barely audible whisper at odds with his belligerent and combative on-field persona. But he delivers a declaration – part promise, part warning – with a flinty stare: “I will look to show what I can do next season.” Fitness has always been an important part of Fellaini’s life. A talented 10,000 metres runner in his youth, he would run to school in Brussels, with his father Abdellatif trailing behind on a bike, while other kids took the bus. For a battering ram of a player whose most destructive performances have involved roaming runs and intimidating physicality, a loss of fitness equated to a loss of confidence and form.

However, Fellaini insists that he is inspired, not intimidated, by the demands of the club. He knows there is only one way to be remembered at Old Trafford: “For people to not forget me we have to win a trophy,” he says.

pls

Louis will be the judge of that

 

[subtles]

Fellaini.

Belligerent. Combative.

The coward is undeserving of even the most sterile platitudes.