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[Feorax]

What are the odds of City looking to pick up Ashley Cole on a free? Makes a lot of sense in terms of complying with the FFP penalties.

 

[GorillaJu]

What about your good friend Andy?

Always good to call people 'chief' if you want to sound reliable also.

Oh my god, the slightly broken English make amazing. I'm dead.

 

[GorillaJu]

What are the odds of City looking to pick up Ashley Cole on a free? Makes a lot of sense in terms of complying with the FFP penalties.

Well it's not actually free you know, they'd have to pay probably 13m a year in wages if you account for taxes.

I double posted again

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Man United get Gahl. Barca get Luis Enrique. Big transfer rumours firing up everywhere.

At Newcastle though?

Newcastle United FC ‏@NUFC

Rob Elliot will miss his own stag do after being called up by ROI. But his 16 mates are still going to Vegas... #nufc http://www.nufc.co.uk/articles/20140520/ireland-ells-stag-do-hell_2281670_3844871 …

Sublime

 

[Salazar]

Oh my god, the slightly broken English make amazing. I'm dead.

I can just imagine Indy insider text exchanges where only one side is in Italian.

 

[GorillaJu]

I can just imagine Indy insider text exchanges where only one side is in Italian.

It'd be like the reverse of me and my gf where we're both stumbling through the other's language :lol

 

[bjaelke]

Matt Spiro @mattspiro
Nevermind FFP... Monaco owner Dimitri Rybolovlev is having to give his wife Elena half his fortune, more than €3bn, in divorce settlement

merked

 

[Salazar]

It'd be like the reverse of me and my gf where we're both stumbling through the other's language :lol

.

Chief, is the Vidal deal on or what ?

Si

 

[Shatner's Bassoon]

The highest level.

 

[Ushojax]

Matt Spiro @mattspiro
Nevermind FFP... Monaco owner Dimitri Rybolovlev is having to give his wife Elena half his fortune, more than €3bn, in divorce settlement

merked

Lloris staying at Spurs confirmed.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Dutch paper guessing what United's team will be like next year.

pls

 

[Ushojax]

Dutch paper guessing what United's team will be like next year.

pls

lol

that would be amazing

Spoiler

ly weak down the spine

 

[WJD]

Dutch paper guessing what United's team will be like next year.

pls

Proper FIFA formation that.

 

[GQman2121]

That United team would concede a record number of goals with Mata and Strootman in front of the back four.

 

[Carbonox]

Man United get Gahl. Barca get Luis Enrique. Big transfer rumours firing up everywhere.

At Newcastle though?



Sublime

I love how the club sticks such useless shite on their own site as news. :lol

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

That United team would concede a record number of goals with Mata and Strootman in front of the back four.

Yes but more importantly we'd achieve record levels of possession and sexy passes. And at the end of the day isn't what football's really about?

 

[dc89]

Essien thing was reported around the British press a while back.

Man, i feel bad.

 

[Blablurn]

 

[Jack cw]

Wenger wated Mandzukic when he was in Wolfsburg. Should be an upgrade to Giroud.
And too bad United wont get neither Müller nor Hummels

 

[hadareud]

No thanks. He's not an upgrade to Giroud, at least not a meaningful one.

I'd rather have Bony.

Or someone else.

 

[bjaelke]

And too bad United wont get neither Müller nor Hummels

So you also reckon Müller is Anfield bound?

 

[Tim the Wiz]

Essien thing was reported around the British press a while back.

Damn.

Always knew footballers were generally cunts. Always knew Mata was a decent guy.

 

[Shatner's Bassoon]

Damn.

Always knew footballers were generally cunts. Always knew Mata was a decent guy.

Mata and whoever the other 3 sets of hands belong to that are also eating. Not including whoever is taking the photo. Mata, what a saint.

 

[WJD]

Fairly sure that Torres/Mata shot is just conveniently cropped. Looks like there's a couple more people there with him off to the side.

Still looks miserable though.

 

[Elchele]

If Gustavo is so good, why did Bayern let his contract wind down, and why did he move to Wolfsburg or whatever backwater shithole club he's stumbling about for?

Because Pep. He moved to Wolfsburg because money + being a sure starter, also we share board members with them so the transfer was very easy to make and surely the transfer fee was greatly reduced.

He's still the best destroyer in the game.

 

[Jack cw]

So you also reckon Müller is Anfield bound?

Of course. Everyone wants to play at Anfield.

 

[Carbonox]

Those other people are the groundsmen, janitor and dinner lady.

 

[Marc]

Dutch paper guessing what United's team will be like next year.

pls

The Heart Formation

Damn.

Always knew footballers were generally cunts. Always knew Mata was a decent guy.

We don't know the context, it could have been internationals week...

Yeah, I went there.

 

[ShogunDarius]

it wont happen but i'd love LFC to get Alaba

 

[Shatner's Bassoon]

Those other people are the groundsmen, janitor and dinner lady.

can any of them play as a striker?

 

[Derp1na]

I got my shirts delivered from China in record time...

The middle one is a Mexico shirt. Mascherano is one of the few players I really hate. How did this happen.

 

[Kamakazie!]

Gaal's Dolls
Gaal's Balls

Bit lttp but surely 'Gaal's Harem'.

 

[Vivalaraza]

I got my shirts delivered from China in record time...

The middle one is a Mexico shirt. Mascherano is one of the few players I really hate. How did this happen.

:lol

 

[Ushojax]

"It's not me who makes it uncertain anyway. I feel very well at Tottenham," said Lloris.

"It was a complicated year, but rich learning of a human and pro standpoint.

"I'm a Tottenham player, still under contract, and now I'm only focused on France."

Thank you based Hugo. Levy if you have to sell someone let it be Vertonghen.

 

[Elchele]

seems legit

 

[Elchele]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=112686286#post112686286

looool YES

 

[=GabrielKnight=]

please take 30 seconds of your life to watch at this tv spot airing on italian TV, featuring Andrea Pirlo advertising some Shampoo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sddi2B_Y1DM

 

[Yurt]

please take 30 seconds of your life to watch at this tv spot airing on italian TV, featuring Andrea Pirlo advertising some Shampoo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sddi2B_Y1DM

LOOOOOOOOOOL

 

[jesalr]

Thank you based Hugo. Levy if you have to sell someone let it be Vertonghen.

YES HUGO, you consistently sour looking French twig! YES.

STAY. Guide us to another 5th place finish 1 point off 4th.

 

[Hixx]

Albrighton signing for Leicester.

Good, good.

"But the Echo understands that Gus Poyet does not see N’Diaye as part of his plans."

GUS NO!

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Dear thread lurkers,

I invite you to come and post in our glorious thread. We are nice people with the exception of Bacon who is a devout and haughty racist.

We would all like to see new faces in here so please do come and say hello.

Finally, it is not recommended that you PM Hixx asking if you can post in the thread. The man is breath-takingly northern and is likely to steal your lunch money.

We look forward to hearing from you all.

Kind regards,

Laboured-kun

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

pls

 

[Ushojax]

Standard:

Southampton appear resigned to losing head coach Mauricio Pochettino to Tottenham after intermediaries started to make discreet checks on possible replacements.

The Argentine is the favourite to become the new boss at White Hart Lane after Tim Sherwood was sacked last week, leaving Daniel Levy looking for his ninth permanent manager in 13 years as Tottenham chairman.

Southampton had been hopeful of keeping Pochettino and have prepared a new deal for the 42-year-old, whose contract expires at the end of next season. But Standard Sport understands Saints have started to make contingency plans, in the event Pochettino decides to leave the south coast for north London.

It is believed Southampton would like to be kept informed of the plans of Oscar Garcia, the Spanish coach who quit Brighton earlier this month after the team were eliminated by Derby in the semi-finals of the Championship play-offs. Garcia has also been the subject of interest from Sunderland and from his home country, where a number of managerial changes are expected in the close season.

It is thought that Dan Petrescu, sacked by Russian club Dynamo Moscow in April, and former Chelsea boss Roberto di Matteo would also be considered by the Southampton board were they to lose Pochettino. Petrescu had a brief spell as a player with Saints in the 2001-02 season and admitted last season that he was desperate to manage in the Premier League.

MoPo please bring Chambers with you. Then we can finally banish Naughton to the Phantom Zone.

 

[Yurt]

Dear thread lurkers,

I invite you to come and post in our glorious thread. We are nice people with the exception of Bacon who is a devout and haughty racist.

We would all like to see new faces in here so please do come and say hello.

Finally, it is not recommended that you PM Hixx asking if you can post in the thread. The man is breath-takingly northern and is likely to steal your lunch money.

We look forward to hearing from you all.

Kind regards,

Laboured-kun

Seriously lurkers, just post already

we love you

Hixx is cool, don't listen to the horse.

 

[Jack cw]

Seriously lurkers, just post already

we love you

They need Hixx permission though.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

Hixx will throw coins at you

 

[Derp1na]

Albrighton signing for Leicester.

My dream is over.

 

[Yurt]

Thanks for all the help Hitcher/Yurt the Silent Chief, appreciated!

you're more than welcome! Can't wait to hear your thoughts on the GOAT Dark Souls

 

[Clegg]

Oh god is that the Capra demon?

FROM were being deliberately cruel with the boss fight.

 

[Salazar]

Much as I respect the Mirror, I don't see LvG gutting Feyenoord.

Wouldn't mind if he did.