Nick Powell will send Mata to the bench by the end of the season, we all know it, I just have the balls to say it.
Zaha will fuck Coleen sensless and send Rooney into a granny binge, that's when he makes his move onto the pitch. Rooney looking for a shoulder to cry on finds Giggs... we all know what happens then. HIGH FIVE ZAHA!!!
my word, the lack of beating of my heart is now a serious concern.
I have zero faith in that film, everything I hear is like some crazy guy on the street was shouting it out.
Hopefully this is some kind of social experiment, the film fades in to Batman rolling up in his bat-scooter. Superman lands so hard into the ground it destroys a building, when he probably could have just like landed nicely. They stand their ground and stare at each other intently. They begin to run at each other about to lay the smack down when suddenly they meet in a warm embrace. This moment felt like forever as they stare into each others eyes, we then proceed to the most graphic gay sex you can imagine. Batman is of course taking cock like a pro, because he can take that burden for the people of Gotham. Supes is getting rough and can barely contain himself, he shoots his load and it flies out at lightspeed. Batman is left a heap of mush. Fade to credits.