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Football Thread 2013/14 |ot22| Financial Fair Play? Je ne comprends pas.

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bud

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i love him, and i genuinely believe he's a great actor--not the best around, but definitely good enough to be more than just some famous movie star. it's just that he doesn't really pick films that truly showcase his skillz (they are only smellz) as an actor anymore.
 

Salvadora

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i love him, and i genuinely believe he's a great actor--not the best around, but definitely good enough to be more than just some famous movie star. it's just that he doesn't really pick films that truly showcase his skillz (they are only smellz) as an actor anymore.
I take it you haven't heard about Jack Reacher: Never Go Back.
 
Lampard is going to love American food portions.

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Derp1na

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I liked Tom Cruise in Rain Man and Vanilla Sky. How can you talk about him in the same sentence as Al Pacino though.

Let's see how many shit films Tom is in when he finally starts ageing.
 

Marc

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I don't mind Cruise as an actor although he has mostly been playing himself for the last ten years, or more specifically the guy he wants everyone to think he is.

Born of the 4th of July is GOAT

Interested in the film but actually put off more by Emily Blunt, something about her that makes me think she sniffs her own farts and then complains to the waiter about the smelly kid at the next table.

Lampard is going to love American food portions.

Sums up Chelsea as a club when they treat a club legend like that, easily got another season in him.


Get him Saints, or more likely QPR so he can beat Henry's goal record at least. Preferably against Chelsea.
 
Ugh... Really wish the NY Cosmos were the team promoted to the MLS. As much as I wanted to support an NYC team, I could never support a team backed by city. Redbulls it is, I guess...
With MLS expanding I was really hoping Las Vegas would have made a push for a club. The state had so much political turmoil about building a stadium the pols just couldn't get it done in time. Some of the large casinos are finally breaking ground on a new stadium but can MLS really sustain 21 franchises?

Professional football in Las Vegas would have been sweet.
 

L1NETT

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Barcelona-based newspaper Sport claims United have handed incoming boss Louis van Gaal £200m to re-vamp and bolster the squad ahead of next season

Sport speculates that Liverpool could be powerless to stop a move should rumours of a £65m release clause prove to be true.

Seems about as reliable as a bridge made out of ritz biscuits

The meltdowns would cause global warming mind
 

Ushojax

Should probably not trust the 7-11 security cameras quite so much
Telegraph:

Lewis Holtby could be given a chance to resurrect his Tottenham Hotspur career under new head coach Mauricio Pochettino.

Pochettino was due to discuss his plans for his new squad with chairman Daniel Levy and Franco Baldini on Monday, and Holtby was one of the names on the agenda.

Holtby was loaned out to Fulham for the second half of last season after being left on the substitutes’ bench by Andre Villas-Boas and left out of the squad completely by Tim Sherwood.

Sherwood’s departure gave Holtby some hope that his Tottenham career might not be over and Tottenham chiefs believe the popular Germany Under-21 international could suit Pochettino’s style of play

Pochettino built his Southampton team around pressing the opposition high up the pitch, which required superb fitness, good stamina and enthusiasm – all qualities of 23-year-old Holtby.

I want Holtby to be a success with us, I really do. Kid has a passion for the club and a great work rate, we have so few players with battling qualities like him. I can see MoPo using him a lot.

Sounds like Sigurdsson might be on the way out though :(
 

Meier

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With MLS expanding I was really hoping Las Vegas would have made a push for a club. The state had so much political turmoil about building a stadium the pols just couldn't get it done in time. Some of the large casinos are finally breaking ground on a new stadium but can MLS really sustain 21 franchises?

Professional football in Las Vegas would have been sweet.

Las Vegas is going to make a major push for consideration to be the 24th club which I believe the league wants to cap at for the time being.
 

wedward

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I'd rather see Cesc at Man united before Chelsea. And I detest Man united.

I have no clue if Arsenal actually want Cesc or if Cesc wants to return, but the papers writing that because we have not outwardly said we want him means we don't want him seems odd.

Arsenal are in a position where they don't need to do anything. They just have to wait for another club to bid for Cesc and then they can use the clause. If Cesc wants to return than he will be an Arsenal player. Why would Arsenal go around telling people that they want him?
 
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Nickname: Los Charrúas
Rivals: Argentina and Brazil, I guess
World Ranking: 6th

Previous Record: 11 visits
Best: Champions, 1930 and 1950
Last: 2010, Semi-final

Route to the Finals:
Most players remain from their 2010 team, as does the head coach, Oscar Tabarez. Diego Forlan, their most capped player may well be used as a substitute, being 35 years old

Uruguay had a very underwhelming qualifying campaign, finishing 5th in the CONMEBOL table. While they finished reasonably comfortably above 6th place, which would have seen them miss out, they did not finish high enough to avoid the intercontinental playoff, in which they beat Joran 5-0 on aggregate.

Players to watch:

Edinson Cavani
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One of Uruguay's star strikers, Cavani actually has a strange record for Uruguay. Forced to play as a left inside forward due to the presence of Suarez/Forlan, he has a poor record of competitive goals for his country. Uruguay will be hoping for him to improve in that area, without losing the balance that he brings to the side by playing out of position.


Diego Godin
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Proved himself over the last season to be one of the best centrebacks in the world, winning the league with the Athletico Madrid and scoring the goal that won it for them. Also scored in the Champions League final. If he can retain his club form for the tournament, Uruguay will prove to be a very tough nut to crack. Will need to be at his best to cover for a declining Diego Lugano, his partner at centreback.

Luis Suarez
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Where to start with this guy? A jack in the box. An enigma. A timebomb. One of the best, one of the worst. Jawdropping, for the right and wrong reasons. Bound to do something that leaves you in a state of disbelief. Bound to do something that leaves you in a state of disgust. Third best player in the world, debatably. Just had his best season as a pro, scoring 31 goals in 33 league games, with no penalties. Propensity to lose his head, combined with stunning ability and a steel desire to win. Entered sporting infamy worldwide when he handballed a certain last-minute Ghana goal off the line in 2010, from which they missed the penalty and lost the shootout. Followed that up with a smidgeon of racist abuse, an insulting gesture towards some fans, and a gentle knawing of an arm. I'll be honest, I should hate him, and you should too. But he possesses such talent, it's worth watching football matches just to see what he can come up with. Not just one to watch for Uruguay, one to watch overall. Uruguay's top scorer with 38 goals in 77 games. Coming into the tournament on the back of an operation on his knee. May underperform given that fact, in which case the entire tournament is a write-off.

Trivia (suck it Wes, I'm making my own category): Uruguay's entire population is just 3,325,000


fake edit: Is there any way of making Drafts on GAF? Notepad fucks with the format, line breaks all over the place.
 

arkon

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No way Suarez is going to United. He'll go somewhere he can get CL football, if he goes at all. There's no guarantee United will be back in the CL after next season.
 

Meier

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My vision is godawful. I'm almost legally blind without my glasses and I've developed an astigmatism over the years as well apparently. I can see something like 9 inches in front of my face before it starts to go blurry.

Hoping and praying they make LASIK (or some equivalent) covered under insurance some day.
 
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