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[Elchele]

what the fuck is a 5'11

post in cm you cunts

we should add Valbuena to the scale to have a reference

 

[Derp1na]

I'm 1.75m. Unfortunately Barcelona didn't pay for me to have HGH treatments.

Fortunately, I love tall women.

 

[FortuneFaded]

I'm 6'2. Adnan is a false prophet.

what the fuck is a 5'11

post in cm you cunts

Never.

 

[bjaelke]

algeria have a proper tune

Don't go to the Netherlands, I'm the same height and I feel like a midget compared to my 6'4 and up friends.

i'm 6'4 and a midget compared to my younger brothers

 

[Meier]

what the fuck is a 5'11

post in cm you cunts

5'11" (71") is 1.8034m. 1.75m is apparently around 5'9", so you're not too bad.

 

[Gentle Rodriguez]

algeria have a proper tune


i'm 6'4 and a midget compared to my younger brothers

Damn you Scandinavians and your God genes.

 

[K1LLER7]

C'mon Belgium, get a good win.

3-0 first half. Get Adnan on 2nd half.

 

[GQman2121]

I'm a few hairs taller than 170 cm. I only know that because of PES.

 

[Facism]

i'm 5'10"

Too fresh.

 

[pulga]

we all know the best things in life come in small packages anyway

 

[Shanks D Zoro]

Come on Algeria

 

[omgkitty]

we all know the best things in life come in small packages anyway

PSHHHH Good things come in big packages too! 1.96m here

 

[Sviatoslav]

Hazard is one of the best wingers in the world, Courtois is top 3-4 keepers, Dembele and De Bruyne are very good. Witsel is excellent but stuck over in the wasteland of the Russian league right now. Lukaku has scored a boatload of goals while on loan in the Premier League the last two seasons. Vertonghen had kind of an off season but is a very talented defender although he is playing at LB which is not his strong point.

They have quite a bit of depth in the midfield, but are weak in the striker department due to Christian Benteke's injury. If Lukaku pulls up lame, I suppose Hazard would act as a striker but maybe Mirallas could.

Meier pls, you follow the MLS.

Edit: 1,87m here.

 

[Broder Salsa]

we all know the best things in life come in small packages anyway

messi?

 

[shortyme]

5'11

Thought that was bang average but thanks to you midgets I feel a bit better about myself.

That's a good height. Anything shorter than 5'10 is too short.

 

[bjaelke]

Down payments for Neymar

 

[Marc]

Reckon 3-0 to the french speaking team.... Belgium.

Come on kaks.

I am almost 6ft, why are we comparing heights? Surely length is more important, at the very least girth.

 

[Derp1na]

I really can't wait for Januzaj to come on. It's going to be glorious.

 

[GQman2121]

we all know the best things in life come in small packages anyway

I've been told that I have a surprisingly thick cock though.

 

[Facism]

Reckon 3-0 to the french speaking team.... Belgium.

Come on kaks.

I am almost 6ft, why are we comparing heights? Surely length is more important, at the very least girth.

is being a fat cunt desirable?

 

[Colonel Nasty]

Can't believe we sold De Bruyne

 

[Yen]

And being taller is attractive in a man, supposedly

The law of diminishing returns kicks in after a bit.

 

[Carbonox]

I am 5'9, pls understand.

 

[pulga]

I've been told that I have a surprisingly thick cock though.

Bro.

BRO.

Bro

Me too. Fist bump.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Can't believe we sold De Bruyne

I'm glad, don't want any gingers on Chelsea team. Alonso maybe, but he's only half ginger with the beard, full on daywalker like Bruyne or Hixx? No.

 

[Meier]

Meier pls, you follow the MLS.

Edit: 1,87m here.

Gotta get ready for Orlando City and NYC FC! 2015 baby! Admit it though, the Russian league is a wasteland.

Wth WatchESPN, why did my stream just stop.

bjaelke, I forgot to get my pick in for this. Apparently only did the first 2 match days.. can you manually put in 3-0 for me?

 

[Vivalaraza]

Don't matter how tall you are if you got an ugly mug and can't grow a beard though does it.

 

[Facism]

Don't matter how tall you are if you got an ugly mug and can't grow a beard though does it.

dominated

 

[K1LLER7]

Don't matter how tall you are if you got an ugly mug and can't grow a beard though does it.

Does everybody need a beard?

 

[pulga]

Don't matter how tall you are if you got an ugly mug and can't grow a beard though does it.

 

[omgkitty]

Tony Leen ‏@tonyleen 1h

Decent info stream I have from club indicates Arsenal are far more likely to pursue Barca's Alexis Sanchez than they are Mario Balotelli.

Good.

 

[Yurt]

I can grow a beard and my dick is big and thick

Fair trade

 

[noal]

5'11, patchy stubble, pretty big cock and quite large shadows underneath my eyes.

Pls understand.

 

[Gentle Rodriguez]

Does everybody need a beard?

Don't need to grow one

Just be able to

For that sexy stubble

 

[Marc]

Hazard is shit, even Rooney did well against this lot.

Spoiler

no, he didn't

is being a fat cunt desirable?

To americans, yes.

Money helps too.

I am 5'9, pls understand.

Dat Viking midget blood.

 

[GQman2121]

Can't believe we sold De Bruyne

Pls. He couldn't cut it in England. We turned a decent profit on him too.

 

[Yurt]

Good.

We agreed terms with the player btw

I'm 90% sure we're getting him now. Vidal and Isla are entitled for a bonus I reckon

 

[K1LLER7]

We agreed terms with the player btw

I'm 90% sure we're getting him now.

But Nani...

 

[Sviatoslav]

Gotta get ready for Orlando City and NYC FC! 2015 baby! Admit it though, the Russian league is a wasteland.

Witsel came to Zenit from Portugal, a weaker league than Russia.

 

[Shanks D Zoro]

I can grow a beard and my dick is big and thick

Fair trade

shit, Irish DNA is holding me back

 

[K1LLER7]

This game needs Januzaj

 

[KidA Seven]

De Bruyne usually outperforms Hazard for the national team.

 

[Yurt]

But Nani...

We'll get both, we have ZERO wingers.

So at least that will go up to 1.5 wingers if we get both of them

 

[K1LLER7]

We'll get both, we have ZERO wingers.

So at least that will go up to 1.5 wingers if we get both of them

Play Nani at RB.

He's got MAD defensive skills.

 

[Meier]

Witsel came to Zenit from Portugal, a weaker league than Russia.

But he lived in Portugal! Dat weather, dem women.. it's worth it.

 

[WJD]

Average todger and and average beard over here.

At least I've got my... Erm. Shit.

 

[Gentle Rodriguez]

Game is boring

 

[Broder Salsa]

Didn't United give Nani a good new 5 year deal? Yeah he's staying for a while, just like Rooney.

 

[pulga]

According to AS, which is sourcing the Mirror, Madrid is asking about Januzaj's situation

I can barely muster a 'meh'

 

[Yurt]

Play Nani at RB.

He's got MAD defensive skills.

PLS..standing around and frowning =/= defensive skills