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[Salvadora]

Anyway, back to Daniel. I reckon if he hadn't become a footballer he'd probably be a super-hero. Not in a low-key, sinister Batman sort of way. Hell no, This is Daniel. We're talking balls out (big balls, IMHO) Iron Man style FUCK YEAH I'M DANIEL STURRIDGE super-hero antics. Or maybe he would have become prime minister. I'd vote for him, fuck I'd vote for him to finger my bumbumhole with one hand and slap my face with the other. I sometimes wish I was gay... I'd make a great gay guy and I reckon if Daniel was gay (he's not) me and him would make the perfect couple. We'd buy a little rustic cottage in the outskirts of Chester, he would run the flower shop that we own and I would stay home baking him cookies and cakes and big joints of meat. He's insatiable for meat in my fantasy. Insatiable.

completely dead

 

[Suen]

edit: lol nvm.

 

[pulga]

Sunhi's gif

Just retire Song

From everything

wait...what?

Song actually punched someone? He punched Mandzukic? What????

 

[Elchele]

wait...what?

Song actually punched someone? He punched Mandzukic? What????

He didn't. He elbowed Manduzkic. That's ironic in so many ways

Elbowing is Mandzukic's signature move

 

[Scum]

I was supposed to go to sleep, now I'm just in bed with a hard on. Thank you yenrot

Just do what you always do, Wooden.

 

[GorillaJu]

That story begs the question—if you could be inside any footballer's head and force them to masturbate, who would you choose?

Cavani for sure. What a hunk

 

[Pennywise]

That story begs the question—if you could be inside any footballer's head and force them to masturbate, who would you choose?

Cavani for sure. What a hunk

Could you really endure his smile while he's at it ?

 

[Wilbur]

That story begs the question—if you could be inside any footballer's head and force them to masturbate, who would you choose?

Cavani for sure. What a hunk

Gerrard. I'd keep thinking about the slip just as I got to the vinegar strokes.

 

[Pennywise]

I guess I'd take Buffon, he got class and probably got a scarf for that area as well.

 

[GorillaJu]

Buffon got those goal keeper hands. Could be good or bad I wouldn't know I've never been in his head.

 

[Shake Appeal]

That story begs the question—if you could be inside any footballer's head and force them to masturbate, who would you choose?

 

[HotHamWater]

I bet Pirlo's so good he can jizz around corners.

 

[Suen]

Ribery for sure. Dat face.

 

[Meier]

This is some freaky shit.

 

[HotHamWater]

https://vine.co/v/MTzDUlh9i0D

holy shit he nailed it.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

Poor Bruno

 

[Frank the Great]

Haha Spain, fuck off.

Man, these 12 hour workdays are really depriving me of football.

 

[Lightning]

Haha Spain, fuck off.

Man, these 12 hour workdays are really depriving me of football.

It was a thing of beauty. The day Spain got what they've deserved for a long while!

 

[Cappa]

It was a thing of beauty. The day Spain got what they've deserved for a long while!

So why exactly did Spain deserve this for a long while!?

 

[Don't Laugh]

people are jealous of spain's success/dominance

 

[Lightning]

So why exactly did Spain deserve this for a long while!?

Too long in control. Get complacent, arrogant and feel entitled. A good bit of humility will bring them back down to reality and push them to improve even more.

Amazing talent in that team.

people are jealous of spain's success/dominance

Replace jealous with fed up and you're right.

 

[omgkitty]

arsenalbarclays: Real Sociedad are in San Sebastián & their local newspaper El Diario Vasco are almost sure Griezmann will be sold Contract ends June16 1/2

arsenalbarclays: according to El Diario Vasco Griezmann will be replaced by Alfred Finnbogason (25 yo Striker playing for Sportclub Heerenveen) 2/2

arsenalbarclays: & according to Marca, Real Sociedad already know that they will lose Griezmann without giving his destination #afc

Come to Arsenal!

 

[DominoKid]

This is some freaky shit.

holy shit is he ok?

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

holy shit is he ok?

Concussion. He's out for a week.

 

[GorillaJu]

So why exactly did Spain deserve this for a long while!?

They kept winning playing boring ass football

 

[criesofthepast]

I guess I'd take Buffon, he got class and probably got a scarf for that area as well.

 

[KidA Seven]

Their football was really boring.

 

[brokenbeans]

I'll look forward to seeing Spain bring in the next generation now and fit them in with players ego can still play at the top level.

 

[Don't Laugh]

euro 2016, spain will be be victorious

count on it

 

[Lana Del Rey]

 

[omgkitty]

 

[KidA Seven]

euro 2016, spain will be be victorious

count on it

 

[Dartastic]

euro 2016, spain will be be victorious

count on it

Nothing makes me happier this tournament than seeing Spain eliminated in the group stage.

Sweet, sweet revenge. HUP, HOLLAND HUP.

 

[KidA Seven]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anb8cdRFTS4

 

[Dartastic]

Does anyone know if there are any Japanese national team scarves that have Pikachu on them? I want one.

 

[KidA Seven]

Does anyone know if there are any Japanese national team scarves that have Pikachu on them? I want one.

I don't know.


Odd lives in Japan so maybe he knows.

 

[Yurt]

I hope Yurt watches those road safety PSAs.
"I can't take… my eyes… off you…"

If Yurt only got gaf banned two years for killing a whole kindergarten class, would it be time for vigilante justice?

you know what's the funniest thing about that ad? They picked Sweet Child O' Mine THEY ARE ON TO ME!

No hair no sale. *cough* who is that though? I feel like I should know him

 

[GorillaJu]

http://www.pokemon.co.jp/goods/variety/v140425_01.html

It's a towel, couldn't find a scarf.

 

[Coldnoodle]

you know what's the funniest thing about that ad? They picked Sweet Child O' Mine THEY ARE ON TO ME!

No hair no sale. *cough* who is that though? I feel like I should know him

 

[Yurt]

That story begs the question—if you could be inside any footballer..

Marchisio

..'s head and force them to masturbate, who would you choose?

WHAT? Oh.

Hmmm I'd go for someone religious then like Legrottaglie or Kaka! I would love to see the look on their faces after forcing them to commit a SIN. Or Pirlo! I want to see the world through his eyes (Matrix in all likelihood) and his brain's interpretation of the act of wanking.

http://i.imgur.com/WsJF4jQ.jpg[IMG][/QUOTE]
Pls. So bald.

 

[subtles]

What. The. Fuck.

 

[Yurt]

What. The. Fuck.

IM SORRY OK

 

[subtles]

It's my fault for dropping in at the weirdest of times. First the DOE Road Safety "Classroom" and then this talk from RAWK about... I don't know what.

Remind me to never look at the wiki of a character when I'm an entire season behind.

In my defense he was supposed to be gone.

Fuck Merlin.

 

[Ushojax]

What the fuck was BAE thinking last night? I understand being frustrated at being walloped 4-0 but to take it out on your own team-mate? Crazy, although he does have previous.

 

[Broder Salsa]

This is some freaky shit.

The power of Christ compels you

 

[Ser Goje]

After last night's game, I'm really disappointed that Holland only scored 5 goals against Spain.

What a shitty team.

 

[Yurt]

The power of Christ compels you

Wooden go back to bed. 6 hours is not enough, now you'll get dark circles around your eyes yo

 

[Blablurn]

What a wonderful day to be alive.

 

[Shanks D Zoro]

Thank you Spain, you made my birthday wish 'of making Italy 10 look good' come true.

 

[ShogunDarius]

Spain to lose to Australia next?