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[Wilbur]

Why is Pirlo the posterboy for footballer's beards?

Because that one is fucking ginger

 

[Freewheelin']

Lallana to Liverpool? Time to update the Fifa squads

 

[WJD]

Cheers lads, I'll keep the beard.

Also, loads of Portuguese papers linking us with Carvalho again. Not entirely sure where they're sourcing their information from though.

 

[Yurt]

Why is Pirlo the posterboy for footballer's beards?

RAWK "Because he used to play for Liverpool"

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Because that one is fucking ginger

Alonso pulls it off, the dreamboat

 

[Walshy]

Meanwhile ours has got even worse. We sign as many tissue-paper players as Arsenal these days.

Obligatory to post this:

 

[FootballFan]

Why is Pirlo the posterboy for footballer's beards?

Because alonso is overrated like his beard.

 

[WJD]

GOAT beard

 

[Wilbur]

 

[TeddyBoy]

Liverpool are doing good business, Lambert, Lallana and Can all make the team better. They really need some defenders though, seems like by the end of the window they could have 6 or 7 new players.

I am a little concerned that we could be signing so many players this window. We saw it affect you last year with replacing Bale and other Spurs' regulars with so many new players which significantly changed your starting eleven. Your new players barely knew each other and made your starting few games with AVB worse (on reflection, I don't fully know how much if this is just AVB's fault though).

Ideally we'll have most of these new players in by preseason and they can take to time to know each other and be ready for the start of the season, the first few games I imagine will be a combination of last seasons players with a few new faces to ease them in slowly (Lallana being a good bet as he'll know a fair bit of the squad from England duty).

Cuntish quote from Lallana:

That's disappointing from Lallana, he was Southampton's captain and should be leaving there with his goals from last season as his lasting impression, not quotes like these.

I look forward to seeing Spurs this season Usho, I think you'll be quite the dark horses this year. AVB and sherwood have made people under estimate the strength of your squad quite a lot, if MoPo can get your team playing cohesively you'll do very well this year.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Bayern can win all the leagues they want, they'll never have Hummels

 

[Blablurn]

Bayern can win all the leagues they want, they'll never have Hummels

We already had him, Noob.

 

[L1NETT]

"The Badger"

 

[Wilbur]

Bayern can win all the leagues they want, they'll never have Hummels

Crap beard there. But he is gorgeous.

Sound the horse siren. I can hear his balls gargling from here.

 

[Mastadon]

Best beard:

 

[Elchele]

can't believe we signed Rode.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

We'll already had him, Noob.

Oh Blablurn

 

[Wilbur]

"The Badger"

He's being announced as Villa assistant soon I think. Surprises me he's willing to do that, shows a bit of humility and willingness to learn. Wonder if he'll ever make a great coach; did well at sunderland for a year or two.

 

[Scum]

I am a little concerned that we could be signing so many players this window. We saw it affect you last year with replacing Bale and other Spurs' regulars with so many new players which significantly changed your starting eleven. Your new players barely knew each other and made your starting few games with AVB worse (on reflection, I don't fully know how much if this is just AVB's fault though).

Ideally we'll have most of these new players in by preseason and they can take to time to know each other and be ready for the start of the season, the first few games I imagine will be a combination of last seasons players with a few new faces to ease them in slowly (Lallana being a good bet as he'll know a fair bit of the squad from England duty).



That's disappointing from Lallana, he was Southampton's captain and should be leaving there with his goals from last season as his lasting impression, not quotes like these.

I look forward to seeing Spurs this season Usho, I think you'll be quite the dark horses this year. AVB and sherwood have made people under estimate the strength of your squad quite a lot, if MoPo can get your team playing cohesively you'll do very well this year.

You'll be fine with your signings.

We already had him, Noob.

Welcome back, Bla.

 

[Blablurn]

^ Thanks Scum : D

Oh Blablurn

After buying Mandzu, Shaq, Thiago, Martinez and Lewa it was time for a fuck up again.

 

[Yen]

He's being announced as Villa assistant soon I think. Surprises me he's willing to do that, shows a bit of humility and willingness to learn. Wonder if he'll ever make a great coach; did well at sunderland for a year or two.

He's probably a bit too nihilistic to make it.

 

[L1NETT]

He's being announced as Villa assistant soon I think. Surprises me he's willing to do that, shows a bit of humility and willingness to learn. Wonder if he'll ever make a great coach; did well at sunderland for a year or two.

He's only been at Ireland for 10 minutes.

And did well to pull em out the championship sure, I just dunno about him as a manager at all.

 

[Wilbur]

He's probably a bit too nihilistic to make it.

Probably.

He's only been at Ireland for 10 minutes.

And did well to pull em out the championship sure, I just dunno about him as a manager at all.

Staying at Ireland as well.

 

[Pennywise]

GOAT beard

Sadly I don't get that volumne under my bottom lip...

 

[Wilbur]

I've got a little cluster of yellow spots on my chin, four of them

Just picked one

It fucking KILLS

FUCK SPOTS

 

[Mastadon]

I've got a little cluster of yellow spots on my chin, four of them

Just picked one

It fucking KILLS

FUCK SPOTS

Sounds like oral gonorrhea to me.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

I've got a little cluster of yellow spots on my chin, four of them

Just picked one

It fucking KILLS

FUCK SPOTS

Worst spot is one right on the end of the nose, which turns your entire nose red. Fuck that spot

 

[Scum]

He's only been at Ireland for 10 minutes.

And did well to pull em out the championship sure, I just dunno about him as a manager at all.

I wonder if he'll make a better national coach instead...

 

[WJD]

Worst spot is one right on the end of the nose, which turns your entire nose red. Fuck that spot

Nah, worst is right on the ridge of your lip. Hurts like fuck.

 

[LegoArmo]

I'm fat and I have a massive ginger beard. Women love me.

 

[Wilbur]

Sounds like oral gonorrhea to me.

But I haven't sucked anything recently

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Nah, worst is right on the ridge of your lip. Hurts like fuck.

Tip of the tongue is WOAT

(Not sure if it's even a spot when that happens though, may be a wart of some other disgusting ailment)



Really looking forward to the Belgium match. Any chance of Origi starting?

 

[pulga]

Spanish press is a-buzz about Madrid letting go of Casillas and Lopez to bring in Navas and Casilla (no S pls)

Dont know how I feel about this. Diego Lopez doesnt deserve to be shown the door yet. Casillas is a more complicated matter.

 

[Milchmonster]

can't believe we signed Rode.

looool

Congrats on the Sammer talent

 

[Yen]

Will Hughes has signed a contract extension. All set up for his £16m transfer to Spurs in 2016.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

I know some people are a bit ambivalent about Lallana, but I'm excited. Talented lad and can play in multiple positions.

This is exactly what I said when we signed Ashley Young. Be warned.

 

[Milchmonster]

Fuck

I'm gonna miss the first match today

I must go to university or I'll fail the course :lol

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Will Hughes has signed a contract extension. All set up for his £16m transfer to Spurs in 2016.

He got Suso'd, kind of. We grew unexpectedly in such a short amount of time, we no longer have room in the squad for players who can't be trusted to deliver now

 

[WJD]

Tip of the tongue is WOAT

(Not sure if it's even a spot when that happens though, may be a wart of some other disgusting ailment)



Really looking forward to the Belgium match. Any chance of Origi starting?

now that's probably gonorrhoea

 

[L1NETT]

Will Hughes has signed a contract extension. All set up for his £16m transfer to Spurs in 2016.

Smart kid

Also, Tom Ince in talks with Hull

From going to Milan to going to Hull: The Tom Ince Story

 

[Scum]

Spanish press is a-buzz about Madrid letting go of Casillas and Lopez to bring in Navas and Casilla (no S pls)

Dont know how I feel about this. Diego Lopez doesnt deserve to be shown the door yet. Casillas is a more complicated matter.

Just get rid of Casillas. There'll be someone out there willing to pay a shitload for him.

 

[Mr Cola]

Best show on Netflix is ink master, its in the same vein as every elimnation show, people compete for 100,000 and the a few magazine endorsements. I dont have tattoos, I dont understand them per se, but this is great tv.

 

[Mastadon]

Best show on Netflix is ink master, its in the same vein as every elimnation show, people compete for 100,000 and the a few magazine endorsements. I dont have tattoos, I dont understand them per se, but this is great tv.

Nah, Pit Masters is the best. Competitive barbecuing at its finest.

 

[Blablurn]

looool

Congrats on the Sammer talent

 

[Mr Cola]

Nah, Pit Masters is the best. Competitive barbecuing at its finest.

I dont think there is any genre this show format doesnt work in, its awesome. I will check this out.

 

[Yurt]

Most-searched XI! Brought to you by Google

pretty sure everyone was searching Schweini just to know how to fucking spell his name :lol :lol

 

[The_Hitcher89]

now that's probably gonorrhoea

Not likely unless a prostitute has been rubbing her fanny on my Chupa Chups


We should be all over Lopez if he's available. I know people would rather stick with Mignolet and see if he can improve from last season, but it'd be silly to let a potential oppurtunity like that pass by. Lopez is boss.

 

[K1LLER7]

Not likely unless a prostitute has been rubbing her fanny on my Chupa Chups


We should be all over Lopez if he's available. I know people would rather stick with Mignolet and see if he can improve from last season, but it'd be silly to let a potential oppurtunity like that pass by. Lopez is boss.

Check your PM

 

[jesalr]

Nah, Pit Masters is the best. Competitive barbecuing at its finest.

I really liked the first season where they'd go to other competitions, but I started season 2 and just didn't enjoy it

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Smart kid

Also, Tom Ince in talks with Hull

From going to Milan to going to Hull: The Tom Ince Story

Dipshit needs to seperate his footballing life from his family life.

And by that, I mean he needs to tell his Dad to fuck off and either make his own decisions, or hire a proper agent, leeches that they are.



State of Decay made by Naughty Dog would be the GOAT