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[Zabojnik]

Trust Juve to make the biggest signing of the summer.

I'm bookmarking this post for future comeuppance.

 

[Shatner's Bassoon]

I'm bookmarking this post for future comeuppance.

I'll get you some cleaning gear because by the time that is relevant you're going to have to dust it off.

 

[Wilbur]

I've just watched a few luigi death stare videos

Why is it so funny :lol

I was playing Mario kart the other day, it's fucking brilliant. I'll play that online with people as well

 

[Shatner's Bassoon]

I've just watched a few luigi death stare videos

Why is it so funny :lol

I was playing Mario kart the other day, it's fucking brilliant. I'll play that online with people as well

It is really good, I played a few rounds with people here and got totally ram-raided.

 

[Zabojnik]

I'll get you some cleaning gear because by the time that is relevant you're going to have to dust it off.

 

[Gambit]

I've just watched a few luigi death stare videos

Why is it so funny :lol

I was playing Mario kart the other day, it's fucking brilliant. I'll play that online with people as well

I'm game. It's excellent.

 

[Yurt]

Trust Juve to make the biggest signing of the summer.

We made a video

WE MADE A VIDEO

JUST FUCKING TWEET A LINK TO HIS WIKI AND BE DONE WITH IT

 

[wedward]

Arse-bros.

Le Grove says Sanchez is our number one target and the club are willing to spend big on him. He seems fairly confident they will be able to get it done.

Also says he has heard we are going after a center back.

 

[Vivalaraza]

Another midfielder signing for Juve huh.

Allow me to be frank.

Vidal is leaving.

 

[omgkitty]

We signed Sanchez / di Maria / Debuchy / Lovren / Remy yet?

 

[wedward]

Another midfielder signing for Juve huh.

Allow me to be frank.

Vidal is leaving.

Is that what you meant when you said Rabiot is holding another deal up?

 

[Shatner's Bassoon]

We signed Sanchez / di Maria / Debuchy / Lovren / Remy yet?

Etoo is available if you're interested.

 

[Jarnet87]

He looks better in a Juve kit, but I am ready for midfield dominance.

 

[Wilbur]

He looks better in a Juve kit, but I am ready for midfield dominance.

Don't do this to me

 

[Slizz]

Don't do this to me

Don't do it to yourself.

 

[Lightning]

Still feel Liverpool are stupid. Pass on Fabregas and then spend 25m on Lallana.

 

[Jarnet87]

Don't do this to me

He's already use to wearing kits with crappy car sponsor logos, it's a natural fit.

 

[Shatner's Bassoon]

 

[luxstellarum]

Edit him into the chevy kit, bet he could make it sexy

 

[Jabo]

He looks better in a Juve kit, but I am ready for midfield dominance.

Looks like Veron aged very well.

 

[Zabojnik]

That burqa ban thread, haha. People need to chill.

 

[Kikarian]

Pls announce it triple wood.


Only 45 million. We payed 27.5 million for fucking elbows.

 

[Jarnet87]

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Rooney in that plastic blue fits like a glove.

Give Juve the 45 million pounds and throw Nani in for free. Give them Welbeck too. We can just sign Kuyt. Yes Gaal Yes.

 

[Zabojnik]

Sturaro, Coman, Rabiot, Iturbe ... Goodbye my sweet liege.

 

[Scum]

Have you guys seen this? http://m.eurosport.co.uk/football/w...up-match-fixing-claims_sto4309335/story.shtml

 

[K1LLER7]

Remember seeing Fergie sat next to Conte during one of the matches last season.

Conte is coming to United. He wants Vidal with him.

Yes Fergie!

 

[Vivalaraza]

Is that what you meant when you said Rabiot is holding another deal up?

I don't know if it is holding things up.

But I do honestly think that Juve will sell either Pogba or Vidal this summer. Someone in Europe is about to get very lucky.

And Juve will get very money.

 

[omgkitty]

I don't know if it is holding things up.

But I do honestly think that Juve will sell either Pogba or Vidal this summer. Someone in Europe is about to get very lucky.

And Juve will get very money.

Swoop for Pogba, Wenger. DO ITTTTTTTT

 

[Kikarian]

Have you guys seen this? http://m.eurosport.co.uk/football/w...up-match-fixing-claims_sto4309335/story.shtml

Person on Sky say's he doubt any match fixing occurred. Just pure luck and Sanga wouldn't do such a thing. :lol

 

[Vivalaraza]

Piss off Kerber.

 

[Zabojnik]

I don't know if it is holding things up.

But I do honestly think that Juve will sell either Pogba or Vidal this summer. Someone in Europe is about to get very lucky.

And Juve will get very money.

YURT HOLD ME

Spoiler

Let's hope we sell to United at least and not some lesser club.

 

[Slizz]

I'd feel so bad for Juve-GAF if we took either Pogs or Vidal.

It truly wasn't their fault that Pogba left to join them.

 

[Blablurn]

Vidal is Bayern bound.

 

[Wilbur]

This is fantastic - http://fivethirtyeight.com/features/lionel-messi-is-impossible/

He really is just incredible. Bit stat heavy for some I guess, but there's no reduction here because of it.

 

[Yurt]

Mino said he's not moving anywhere this season

Stop muppeting over our players :lol

Vidal is Bayern bound.

The least likely destination. He really hates you guys for some reason.

 

[Jarnet87]

Vidal is Bayern bound.

Guardiola to kill the spirit of Vidal. The footballing gods are dead if this happens.

 

[Freewheelin']

Arse-bros.

Le Grove says Sanchez is our number one target and the club are willing to spend big on him. He seems fairly confident they will be able to get it done.

Also says he has heard we are going after a center back.

Haven't seen anything on Twitter about this?

Hype anyway.

 

[wedward]

Haven't seen anything on Twitter about this?

Hype anyway.

It's in his most recent blog post.

 

[Ushojax]

Wales Online:

Spurs open talks over triple swoop for Davies, Bony and Vorm

Thankfully it seems we want Vorm as Lloris' back-up not as his replacement. Lloris, Vorm and Friedel would be an amazing set of keepers.

Have you guys seen this? http://m.eurosport.co.uk/football/w...up-match-fixing-claims_sto4309335/story.shtml

Maybe that explains why BAE treated his team mates with utter contempt.

 

[Zabojnik]

That smile. He doesn't know yet. IT'S OVER, IT'S ALL OVER.

 

[Slizz]

Whats he on? A massive yacht? Cruise ship?

 

[Mr Cola]

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/arturo-vidal-keen-linking-up-3793557?

Only £30m that Woodward negotiation

 

[Jarnet87]

bony at tottenham lol, that's altidore level of goals.

 

[Jarnet87]

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/arturo-vidal-keen-linking-up-3793557?

Only £30m that Woodward negotiation

why woody why. just go for the jugular and offer 45 million pounds off the bat.

 

[Wilbur]

Let's stop the Vidal talk now. Lets just stop. Because I don't want to muppet. I won't.

 

[Barzul]

Arse-bros.

Le Grove says Sanchez is our number one target and the club are willing to spend big on him. He seems fairly confident they will be able to get it done.

Also says he has heard we are going after a center back.

Where does he say this on his blog or on twitter?

 

[Slizz]

Woodwards playing the muppets perfectly. Lock up 2 early signings compared to last year, while at the same time addressing the glaring holes in the team.

Fake bid on Vidal to satiate the muppets appetite and then end up signing De Jong..... and

Spoiler

Depay

 

[wedward]

Where does he say this on his blog or on twitter?

Sanchez is this man we’re going hard for and there’s a massive chance he’ll come to us. If he’s coming over, he’s coming to us as our main striker. That’s very exciting. He gives us options, he gives us frightening pace, he gives us surprising amounts of power and he gives us that magic topping of surprise we don’t’ really have with Giroud. Bring Joel Campbell into the fold… well, you have three nice options available to you. Well, that’s if he gets a chance, I have a feeling Sanogo is the chosen one.

Trouble is… Barcelona. We had Higuain sorted last year then Madrid moved the goal posts. Barca have the upper hand in this and we know what bastards those guys can be. If they’re negotiating with us, I’m sure there will be a consideration of that Cesc fee somewhere along the line and obviously, the usual sense of Barca entitlement.

Who knows what they’ll suggest… however, when you see they’re chasing Cuadrado, Suarez and Marquinhos, they can’t be too cheeky.

Wouldn’t worry about Liverpool too much either. Firstly, it’s not exactly the best place to live for a Chilean. Secondly, players don’t like to act as make weights. It’s a bit low grade. The chances of him 1) Accepting he is a make weight for a better players are slim 2) Chilean living in Barcelona is only going to want to live in London. You simply wouldn’t opt for anywhere else. Especially if Arsenal are going hard with big cash.

 

[Yurt]

Whats he on? A massive yacht? Cruise ship?

A sinking ship

It's called Juve

 

[Blablurn]

According to rumors around munich pep will focus less on tiki taka and more on offensive pressure a la bayern 2013. Lewa will play as striker. One earthshattering transfer will be announced by august 10th.