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[wedward]

Did us a favour with Salah tbf.

Little early to say that.

22 and only featured 10 times for Chelsea.

 

[omgkitty]

That is until Suarez does something stupid again lol

Anyway, no fear

CR7 - Falcao - Bale
--Hames - Modric
----------Kroos

And we actually have a capable defense

loooooolololol

You forgot about Hames.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

That is until Suarez does something stupid again lol

Anyway, no fear

CR7 - Falcao - Bale
--Di Maria - Modric
----------Kroos

And we actually have a theoretically capable defense



loooooolololol

Fixed to better reflect real life

 

[bonesmccoy]

Same about Sanchez (acceptance).

But he's too small for the Prem anyway (bargaining).

Shaqiri is a much better fit (fantasy).

 

[pulga]

Fixed to better reflect real life

Breh check out the clean sheets from last season, thats all the real life ya need

 

[TeddyBoy]

Allow that nonsense, where's that gif of Rodgers looking down Claire Rourke's top and looking away with a funny look on his face with the caption 'Nailed It'?

It's one actively bad shirt in 3 years, still better than the away/thirds Liverpool kits last year imo.

Yeah they were pretty bad, but I grew to love it while Liverpool were top of the league

Spoiler

It's not the shirt, it's what you do in the shirt.

 

[Broder Salsa]

I honestly believe they bought Salah and Willian just because they could.

That's such a silly thought, especially in FFP days (where Chelsea are actually taking it seriously). Salah is a pointless signing though, he adds nothing and doesn't look like he will ever have the brain or skills to be a good starting player. Willian on the other hand fits in with Mou's style extremely well.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Breh check out the clean sheets from last season, thats all the real life ya need

That was before we bought Varane tho

 

[Broder Salsa]

That is until Suarez does something stupid again lol

Anyway, no fear

CR7 - Falcao - Bale
--Di Maria - Ramires
----------Kroos

And we actually have a theoretically capable defense



loooooolololol

Fixed to better reflect real life

Fixed it to reflect reality.

 

[3Sixty]

Lincoln Red Imps (Gibraltar) currently winning in the Champions League!

 

[Freewheelin']

Fixed it to reflect reality.

Ramires at Madrid would be utterly hilarious, lol

 

[Error]

Di María wants to get out of Madrid. He just wants €€€€ now.

 

[Mr Cola]

Di María wants to get out of Madrid. He just wants €€€€ now.

That performance yesterday was one big "Come get me" sign. Clearly he is unsettled.

 

[Lightning]

Di Maria is great but £40m? No way anyone other than Monaco or PSG are paying that.

 

[Hasphat'sAnts]

Lahm, Lewandowski, Lahm
------Lahm ------Lahm
--------------Lahm


Pep's dream scenario.

 

[jesalr]

Yeah they were pretty bad, but I grew to love it while Liverpool were top of the league

Spoiler

It's not the shirt, it's what you do in the shirt.

Haha, definitely. It's why I'm still fond of this piss-stain disaster, because we qualified that season.

 

[Mr Cola]

Wonder if Keane secretly hoped that United would offer him some role, perhaps they did at one point? Maybe he is to volatile.

 

[Freewheelin']

Lahm, Messi, Lahm
------Lahm ------Lahm
--------------Lahm


Pep's dream scenario.

Fixed.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Ramires at Madrid would be utterly hilarious, lol

He's got energy

he's got pace

he chipped Valdes once

err

He's got energy

 

[cartoon_soldier]

All this Sanchez hype has made people forget that Barca's attack is going to look like this:

Neymar-Messi-Suarez
---Iniesta-Rakitic
-----Busquets

Sweet Jesus.

What will their defense look like?

lol

 

[Hasphat'sAnts]

Fixed.

Lahm, Neuer, Lahm
-----Lahm--Lahm
---------Lahm

My dream scenario.

 

[Mr Cola]

He's got energy

Perfectly sums up everything that is wrong with MOTD and BBC broadcasts.

The only analysis done right is Sky's, everywhere else is just second rate and horrible. BBC comes in second I suppose, ITV is jokes.

 

[Lightning]

What will their defense look like?

lol

What's Newcastle's defence going to look like?

 

[EmiPrime]

He's got energy

he's got pace

he chipped Valdes once

err

He's got energy

He's GOT to score from there.

 

[Freewheelin']

What's Newcastle's defence going to look like?

What?

 

[cartoon_soldier]

What's Newcastle's defence going to look like?

idk apart from that they are getting relegated

 

[omgkitty]

What's Newcastle's defence going to look like?

Probably a bunch of Ligue 1 / Eredivisie players we've never heard of.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

He's GOT to score from there.

He's hit it too well

 

[wedward]

I post that work of art attacking lineup and you philistines are asking what the defense looks like?

smh

 

[Yurt]

she's adorable, but what is he looking at down there exactly? His boobs are bigger.

 

[cartoon_soldier]

http://www1.skysports.com/football/...ited-target-william-carvalho-will-cost-16337m

37m...not sure if I want

 

[EmiPrime]

He's hit it too well

Your Liverpools, your Arsenals, your Chelseas, all will be after him.

 

[Mr Cola]

http://www1.skysports.com/football/...ited-target-william-carvalho-will-cost-16337m

37m...not sure if I want

Didnt like him for Portugal D:

 

[Lightning]

idk apart from that they are getting relegated

Southampton are looking to beat Newcastle to relegation it seems. What dreamland are they on thinking they can replace half their team?

 

[3Sixty]

Southampton are looking to beat Newcastle to relegation it seems. What dreamland are they on thinking they can replace half their team?

We've sold 3 players.

 

[LTWheels]

Perfectly sums up everything that is wrong with MOTD and BBC broadcasts.

The only analysis done right is Sky's, everywhere else is just second rate and horrible. BBC comes in second I suppose, ITV is jokes.

In BBC's defence, there is not time on motd for detailed analysis. It's surface level for a reason, as it fits the function of motd: highlights of the goals.

 

[cartoon_soldier]

Southampton are looking to beat Newcastle to relegation it seems. What dreamland are they on thinking they can replace half their team?

SA will just about scrape by me thinks

 

[omgkitty]

http://www1.skysports.com/football/...ited-target-william-carvalho-will-cost-16337m

37m...not sure if I want

Oof that's a lot.

 

[Mr Cola]

In BBC's defence, there is not time on motd for detailed analysis. It's surface level for a reason, as it fits the function of motd: highlights of the goals.

I would honestly prefer no analysis to analysis i can write and predict before the show begins.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Southampton are looking to beat Newcastle to relegation it seems. What dreamland are they on thinking they can replace half their team?

Not so much a dreamland, more a reality that they'll have to

Lambert, Lallana, Shaw and probably Lovren leaving, and Rodgriguez will be injured well into next season I think. Whether they had to sell Lallana and Shaw at all is debatable though, I suppose.

 

[Lightning]

We've sold 3 players.

Lovren heavily linked everywhere, Schneiderlin wants out. Your manager walked away to lametacular Spurs. The end draws near for Southampton.

 

[Meier]

she's adorable, but what is he looking at down there exactly? His boobs are bigger.

Haha, no kidding. I was thinking the same thing. My wife will catch me checking out another girl every few months and give me a "HEY!" but at least if I'm caught slipping she's gonna be worth it. He wouldn't have even been able to see down her shirt, lol.

 

[L1NETT]

http://www1.skysports.com/football/...ited-target-william-carvalho-will-cost-16337m

37m...not sure if I want

Wouldn't pay 3.7 after his lumbering peformance for Portugal

Him Carrick and Fellani playing together would be so slow they would tear a hole in our reality

Southampton are looking to beat Newcastle to relegation it seems. What dreamland are they on thinking they can replace half their team?

Wut is this tosh

 

[Croyles]

Suarez Sanchez Sanchez Suarez Liverpool Arsenal Arsenal Liverpool

50mil/50mil

 

[3Sixty]

Lovren heavily linked everywhere, Schneiderlin wants out. Your manager walked away to lametacular Spurs. The end draws near for Southampton.

We'll be fine thanks.

 

[bobito]

Hitcher, you're killing me today

 

[Mr Cola]

We'll be fine thanks.

Have the board said they are going to reinvest all the funds?

 

[Zabojnik]

she's adorable, but what is he looking at down there exactly? His boobs are bigger.

That's actually how Rodgers expresses disappointment.

 

[EmiPrime]

Lovren heavily linked everywhere, Schneiderlin wants out. Your manager walked away to lametacular Spurs. The end draws near for Southampton.

They will need to rebuild but that doesn't mean they will get relegated. There will be plenty of worse teams.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

she's adorable, but what is he looking at down there exactly? His boobs are bigger.

The flatter the chest, the higher the likelihood of glimpsing a nipple