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[Yurt]

ITURBE FOR 28 MILLION

FUCK ME WITH A KNIFE

Haha, no kidding. I was thinking the same thing. My wife will catch me checking out another girl every few months and give me a "HEY!" but at least if I'm caught slipping she's gonna be worth it. He wouldn't have even been able to see down her shirt, lol.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL <3 Jon <3

 

[3Sixty]

Have the board said they are going to reinvest all the funds?

They'll be reinvesting.

Whether it needs to be all or some who knows.

I'm sure we won't need to spend £30m to replace a LB

 

[dc89]

I miraculously dodged a car flipping in front of me a few days ago and now two girls are yelling at each other in the office

Bloody hell.

I was telling some stories on WhatsApp the other day about my forklift driving drunk cooking mate.

Pls fix your whatsapp.

I miss the group chat so much.

The messages I've lost, the contacts I've lost, won't stop hurting. You feel it to don't you?

 

[bobito]

Also, bit harsh to say Southampton are going to do badly even before they have replace those players. You would like to think £60m could buy some half decent players

 

[L1NETT]

Paddy Kenny got really fat hahaha

Weirdly kinda hope we sign him

Love a fat goalie me

 

[cartoon_soldier]

Also, bit harsh to say Southampton are going to do badly even before they have replace those players. You would like to think £60m could buy some half decent players

2 Andy Carolls?

 

[Yurt]

DiMarzio: Morata only wants Juve and has told Chelsea, Wolfsburg & Monaco that he is not interested in joining them

SHOOT ME IN THE FACE

END MY MISERY

Bloody hell.

It not as cool or action packed as it sounds. It was more of a comical flip. I'm sure the dude is fine.

 

[EmiPrime]

A Japanese politician fiddled his expenses to the tune of £17K and got caught. Cries his eyes out in front of the press.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3pZMA5275M

 

[cartoon_soldier]

SHOOT ME IN THE FACE

END MY MISERY

Your misery will end when Vidal is unveiled as a Man U player by Monday.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Paddy Kenny got really fat hahaha

Weirdly kinda hope we sign him

Love a fat goalie me

Christ

He's Neville Southall, Northall, Easthall and Westhall

 

[Freewheelin']

Bloody hell.



I miss the group chat so much.

The messages I've lost, the contacts I've lost, won't stop hurting. You feel it to don't you?

Can you not go back to iOS7? At least until iOS8 is officially out m8.

fake edit: Yurt pls, you caused the flip didn't you? you scheming cunt

Also, lol Hitcher your avatar is terrible

 

[Zabojnik]

ITURBE FOR 28 MILLION

FUCK ME WITH A KNIFE

I said it on Twatter, I'll say it here again. iTurbe is the next Vidal + Pogba + Berardi. In two years he'll be worth double that at least.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5kJf46siIo

NOW GO GET HIM MARRY!

Spoiler

Milan pls.

 

[cartoon_soldier]

2 years you say? perfect timing for us to get Pogba on the cheap I say

 

[bobito]

A Japanese politician fiddled his expenses to the tune of £17K and got caught. Cries his eyes out in front of the press.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3pZMA5275M

Wow, even his apology is a fraud.

 

[bobito]

2 Andy Carolls?

But how man Bebe's?

 

[Scum]

Watch 3Sixty replace the players gone with just as equally good players. Then come next summer, it'll be Ward-Prowse, JRod and Clyne that everyone faps over.

I miraculously dodged a car flipping in front of me a few days ago and now two girls are yelling at each other in the office.

Go on...

 

[D_prOdigy]

The flatter the chest, the higher the likelihood of glimpsing a nipple

Hitcher knows.

By the time my Chinese waifu overcome her frigidity about taking her clothes off

I'd seen it all

 

[Yurt]

Your misery will end when Vidal is unveiled as a Man U player by Monday.

Well if he is leaving, then United would be my preferred choice.

If physical death is the price that I must pay to free my Vidal from a permanent death of the spirit in Serie A, then nothing can be more redemptive. NOTHING

I'll be happy for him

I'll be ALIVE in him.

and I'll be there when he lifts the CL title. Smiling, no doubt.

and what a time to be dead

 

[3Sixty]

And people go on about spending loads of money to replace players.

It's not how much you spend but who you spend it on. We could go out a pay £40m for someone and end up with an Ozil.

Then we would be fucked.

 

[90TilInfinity]

Apparently, M'Vila is taking a big wage cut (50%) to go to Inter. I guess France 2016 is the motivation he needed, maybe? Inter are an absolute shambles of a football club tbh, but they may have a player here if he's finally decided to buckle down.

The flatter the chest, the higher the likelihood of glimpsing a nipple

lol ffs

 

[cartoon_soldier]

But how man Bebe's?

8

Also, Southampton should go for Micah

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/28124256

Manchester City are willing to accept a knockdown fee for Micah Richards.
The defender, 26, made just two Premier League appearances for the club last season and has one year remaining on his contract.
The league champions are open to offers that would include significant add-ons based on appearances, given his injury history.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Also, lol Hitcher your avatar is terrible

Placeholder until he's snapped leaning on the Shankly Gates innit YNWA

 

[wedward]

And people go on about spending loads of money to replace players.

It's not how much you spend but who you spend it on. We could go out a pay £40m for someone and end up with an Ozil.

Then we would be fucked.

Imagine a player that costs 40 mil deciding to join Southampton.

You guys should just save for a couple more years and then buy fat Messi.

 

[cartoon_soldier]

Well if he is leaving, then United would be my preferred choice.

If physical death is the price that I must pay to free my Vidal from a permanent death of the spirit in Serie A, then nothing can be more redemptive. NOTHING

I'll be happy for him

I'll be ALIVE in him.

and I'll be there when he lifts the CL title. Smiling, no doubt.

and what a time to be dead

 

[Zabojnik]

2 years you say? perfect timing for us to get Pogba on the cheap I say

 

[The_Hitcher89]

8

Also, Southampton should go for Micah

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/28124256

Knockdown?

His actual worth is about £2m :s

Injury-prone
Not very good
Not much potential
Only a year left on his contract
Unwanted by his club

 

[Hasphat'sAnts]

Apparently, M'Vila is taking a big wage cut (50%) to go to Inter. I guess France 2016 is the motivation he needed, maybe? Inter are an absolute shambles of a football club tbh, but they may have a player here if he's finally decided to buckle down.



lol ffs

2 years ago he was linked with every big name club looking for a holding midfielder.

Anything to escape the hell hole that is the Russian premier league. Witsel should run before it's too late.

 

[3Sixty]

8

Also, Southampton should go for Micah

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/28124256

We've already got 2 superior right backs.

 

[omgkitty]

And people go on about spending loads of money to replace players.

It's not how much you spend but who you spend it on. We could go out a pay £40m for someone and end up with an Ozil.

Then we would be fucked.

 

[Yurt]

Go on...

which story?

I said it on Twatter, I'll say it here again. iTurbe is the next Vidal + Pogba + Berardi. In two years he'll be worth double that at least.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5kJf46siIo

NOW GO GET HIM MARRY!

Spoiler

Milan pls.

we're signing him because he was touching Messi in this picture INNIT.

Marotta is a flat circle. Juve is flat tire.

Marotta is a flat circle. Juve is flat tire.

Maroetjen453m,6n435k6mn

 

[Perfect Blue]

Apparently, M'Vila is taking a big wage cut (50%) to go to Inter. I guess France 2016 is the motivation he needed, maybe? Inter are an absolute shambles of a football club tbh, but they may have a player here if he's finally decided to buckle down.

As long as we do better than Milan idc

 

[Zabojnik]

Maroetjen453m,6n435k6mn

/dead

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Genuine, non-trolling question


Is Ozil better now than he was in 2010? He obliterated us in the World Cup that year, but I never watched the Bundesliga, or Madrid matches in his first season there

 

[pulga]

Well if he is leaving, then United would be my preferred choice.

If physical death is the price that I must pay to free my Vidal from a permanent death of the spirit in Serie A, then nothing can be more redemptive. NOTHING

I'll be happy for him

I'll be ALIVE in him.

and I'll be there when he lifts the CL title. Smiling, no doubt.

and what a time to be dead

pls enjoy la Undecima

Di Maria is great but £40m? No way anyone other than Monaco or PSG are paying that.

Di Maria is worth at least 3 Ozils lolololol

 

[wedward]

Genuine, non-trolling question


Is Ozil better now than he was in 2010? He obliterated us in the World Cup that year, but I never watched the Bundesliga, or Madrid matches in his first season there

2012-2013 Ozil was better than 2010 I think.

2010 better than 2013-2014.

 

[Scum]

which story?

we're signing him because he was touching Messi in this picture INNIT.

Marotta is a flat circle. Juve is flat tire.

Marotta is a flat circle. Juve is flat tire.

Maroetjen453m,6n435k6mn

The two women arguing. Got caught playing both, didn't you? &#128530;

 

[Clegg]

Any attempt to sign Vidal will probably end in failure so I wouldn't mind going after other targets as we still need another cm. Not sure about Carvalho. He bosses it in Portugal but was out of his depth in the WC. Maybe he just needs more time since he's so young? £37m is way too much for him though. Still think we'll go for Strootman eventually too.

 

[pulga]

2011-2012 Ozil was best Ozil, weddyboy

 

[wedward]

2011-2012 Ozil was best Ozil, weddyboy

I didn't watch much Madrid aside from CL that year.

 

[pulga]

I didn't watch much Madrid aside from CL that year.

Ill never forget this assist

Won us the title that day. I even bought me an Ozil kit due to that assist lol

 

[Yurt]

The two women arguing. Got caught playing both, didn't you? &#65533;&#65533;

haha I wish

Spoiler

actually I don't, they're both not my type

Girl #1 'slammed' a folder on Girl #2's desk.

apparently because Girl #2 did that yesterday, or something. "How dare you? etc" "Well, you did that too etc"


Guy #1 stayed out of it.

/dead

I typed that one with my FACE

 

[The_Hitcher89]

PULGA HAS AN OZIL KIT WTF

That explains so much

#spurnedlover

 

[pulga]

PULGA HAS AN OZIL KIT WTF

That explains so much

#spurnedlover

baby Ozil was a legit GOAT during the 2011-2012 season

then he pussied out when Bale/Isco came and he lost all my respect </3

 

[wedward]

PULGA HAS AN OZIL KIT WTF

That explains so much

#spurnedlover

Was just thinking this lol.

 

[3Sixty]

Ill never forget this assist

Won us the title that day. I even bought me an Ozil kit due to that assist lol

Even 2014 Ozil could make that pass.

 

[omgkitty]

Genuine, non-trolling question


Is Ozil better now than he was in 2010? He obliterated us in the World Cup that year, but I never watched the Bundesliga, or Madrid matches in his first season there

I honestly think Ozil is low on form and confidence. He came in and started off pretty well, but kinda trailed off and got hurt, and hasn't done much since then. I'm honestly kinda disappointed the WC is this summer as I think a full preseason with the team would have helped him, but I think once we get players like Walcott back who are known to make runs in behind which Ozil looks for, I think he'll get his confidence back. I just think he gets a lot of shit from the press, and he takes that a little too much to heart. Before, he used to have players like Ronaldo to take the weight off of him, and maybe he's not used to being the focal point of a team.

 

[Yurt]

are we still pretending that Ozil is bad?

He's the best play-maker in the world. If he's invisible, blame your donkeys.

 

[wedward]

I honestly think Ozil is low on form and confidence. He came in and started off pretty well, but kinda trailed off and got hurt, and hasn't done much since then. I'm honestly kinda disappointed the WC is this summer as I think a full preseason with the team would have helped him, but I think once we get players like Walcott back who are known to make runs in behind which Ozil looks for, I think he'll get his confidence back. I just think he gets a lot of shit from the press, and he takes that a little too much to heart. Before, he used to have players like Ronaldo to take the weight off of him, and maybe he's not used to being the focal point of a team.

If Giroud converted a tenth of the chances Ozil creates for him nobody would be talking about this. If you watch the games you'll see he constantly creates good chances.

Edit- Yurt knows.

 

[Frustrated_me]

Why the fuck are we selling DiMaria? No seriously, like what are we smoking?

 

[KidA Seven]

Ill never forget this assist

Won us the title that day. I even bought me an Ozil kit due to that assist lol

Looks like a Januzaj assist.