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[Wilbur]

I'm seriously shaking looooool fuck. I have to keep getting off the toilet and checking it isn't crawling up my arsehole despite me squashing it and drowning it and shitting on it

I'm so scared of them

it hurts that u dont even read my posts anymore. More than losing Vidal

Baby that isn't serious it mentions Smalling TELL ME YOUR REAL FEELINGS

also

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/jul/03/massimo-cellino-leeds-united-paddy-kenny

 

[LegoArmo]

Looks like Craig Gordon is our #1 next season. Remember him? Nah? Hmm..

Of course. So much potential. Shame about the injuries.

 

[Scum]

One of my all time favourite players. Nedved <3

 

[Wilbur]

It could be worse. The spider could be the family's pet.

I would never be part of a family that kept those fucking things ALIVE

wait who are you banging now?

her name is juanita she's a honduran milkmaid and things are going really well she told me i will have to meet her son soon, he's away in europe

 

[pulga]

I would never be part of a family that kept those fucking things ALIVE



her name is juanita she's a honduran milkmaid and things are going really well she told me i will have to meet her son soon, he's away in europe

 

[K1LLER7]

I want Juventus to keep Vidal for Yurt and co. we can't take their best player. They'll stop watching football after falling behind Inter and AC Milan. Then they'll stop posting here. It's too much :*(

 

[Scum]

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/jul/03/massimo-cellino-leeds-united-paddy-kenny

Leeds.

 

[Wilbur]

good thing I have gifs turned off, I know what that's going to be you TOAD

 

[Willkiller]

LAVEZZI WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

 

[pulga]

good thing I have gifs turned off, I know what that's going to be you TOAD

its a gif of my mom

 

[K1LLER7]

Ewwwww

Spiders ain't nothing. Wilbur flush the toilet! Lol

 

[KidA Seven]

I want Juventus to keep Vidal for Yurt and co. we can't take their best player. They'll stop watching football after falling behind Inter and AC Milan. Then they'll stop posting here. It's too much :*(

Exactly, we shouldn't take their best midfielder Vidal away from them. We should take back Pogtrayer!

doesn't look that bad

 

[pulga]

Ewwwww

Spiders ain't nothing. Wilbur flush the toilet! Lol

You think that's a 'eww'? This is a ewwww:

 

[bonesmccoy]

Leeds.

Since then, he has sacked Brian McDermott and unexpectedly brought in Hockaday, who had been out of work for eight months after leaving his previous club, Forest Green, on the back of a run of seven defeats in eight games.

It's like FM.

 

[omgkitty]

Guys...help me. I've started watching Sanchez videos on youtube.

 

[K1LLER7]

Exactly, we shouldn't take their best midfielder Vidal away from them. We should take back Pogtrayer!

I don't want him back either.

I want them to regret taking Pogba after we let them keep Vidal. Dis dat reverse psychology shit!

 

[Wilbur]

its a gif of my mom

I have all the videos of her I need

 

[Barzul]

Guys...help me. I've started watching Sanchez videos on youtube.

I was there 4 days ago.

 

[Jarnet87]

I feel sorry for Fellaini a bit; its not his fault Moyes and Woodward ran out of options last summer and panic-bought him. But he's not United quality and if we can get even half what we paid he should be on his way.

he never had a chance. He was always going to be brought in by Moyes, but it should have been on July 1st as a buy of confidence and not one of panic as the window closed. Didn't get any time in the preseason to work with the team, then had that wrist injury which should of been taken care of right off the bat. Worst of all was Moyes completely playing him out of position and to his weaknesses instead of strengths. Just an absolute mess.

 

[Scum]

It's like FM.

Straight to League One, it is then.

 

[Showaddy]

You think that's a 'eww'? This is a ewwww:

That man has drunk his own piss and pumped bird shit filled water up his own arsehole. Eating some fat maggot thing aint that gross in comparison lol

 

[omgkitty]

I was there 4 days ago.

I can't believe how good of a header he seems to have.

 

[pulga]

That man has drunk his own piss and pumped bird shit filled water up his own arsehole. Eating some fat maggot thing aint that gross in comparison lol

...

I think I'd rather those two than put that worm in my mouth lol

 

[pulga]

Guys...help me. I've started watching Sanchez videos on youtube.

might as well go full on muppet and start looking for Kroos videos

BayernGAF pls link me

 

[K1LLER7]

You think that's a 'eww'? This is a ewwww:

You should feel bad. I'm fasting.

 

[Yurt]

One of my all time favourite players. Nedved <3

Please watch this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSgDLZhs9Qo

I can't Sc*m, I CANT

Baby that isn't serious it mentions Smalling TELL ME YOUR REAL FEELINGS

I'm serious. If he's leaving, then I'd like to see him go to United.

 

[Showaddy]

...

I think I'd rather those two than put that worm in my mouth lol

Well maybe the piss drinking but I think I'd just die at sea rather than give myself a seagull shit enema haha

 

[Zabojnik]

I want Juventus to keep Vidal for Yurt and co. we can't take their best player. They'll stop watching football after falling behind Inter and AC Milan. Then they'll stop posting here. It's too much :*(

That's alright. He's our best player for one more day only. Tomorrow we sign the next football great, Juan iTurbe.

 

[FootballFan]

Well it's refreshing to see you're not going full on muppet over the racist vampire cunt.

You might have a smidgen of class after all.

I always tell the truth mate.

I supported the Neymar signing because he, at that point, was an extremely talented and gifted player, who was only 21 and can play on the wing.

Suarez is a biting racist who would cost more than Neymar, is MUCH older, and would be used on the wing where he would be as effective as Cuenca.

It's so fucking stupid.

sign some defenders. Jesus.

 

[wedward]

I can't believe how good of a header he seems to have.

I watched some from back in his Udinese days. Before Barca put the shackles on.

Release him Wenger.

 

[K1LLER7]

That's alright. He's our best player for one more day only. Tomorrow we sign the next football great, Juan iTurbe.

I always sign him on Fifa

Woodward pls. Hijack the deal!

I always tell the truth mate.

I supported the Neymar signing because he, at that point, was an extremely talented and gifted player, who was only 21 and can play on the wing.

Suarez is a biting racist who would cost more than Neymar, is MUCH older, and would be used on the wing where he would be as effective as Cuenca.

It's so fucking stupid.

sign some defenders. Jesus.

Ummm not sure about that mate

 

[FootballFan]

Alonso I guess, but don't think he has another top-level season left in him. Plus I worry how slow our midfield would be with Kroos and Alonso.

Think the rest of our CM business is gonna hinge whether Di Maria leaves or not.

I hope you keep Alonso because he is shit.

 

[Freewheelin']

GG will, dunno how you hit the post with Lavezzi from there :lol

 

[pulga]

Modric - Kroos
-------Vidal

damn i just gave myself a boner

 

[Willkiller]

GG will, dunno how you hit the post with Lavezzi from there :lol

I don't why the fuck Lavezzi was hiding behind Messi when I was taking corners haha

 

[omgkitty]

Please watch this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSgDLZhs9Qo

Man, he had a hell of a shot on him. Makes me feel like going and watching some Henry or Bergkamp videos. They just don't make footballers like they used to.

Modric - Kroos
-------Vidal

damn i just gave myself a boner

After all this Vidal talk, could you imagine the uproar if Arsenal actually signed him like all those bullshit stories from earlier this week said we would?

 

[FootballFan]

Ummm not sure about that mate

If that ridiculous 80m squids transfer is real then yeah, pretty sure m8. Stop believing Plug's Illarramendi prices lol.

Neymar cost &#8364;87.2m, if Suarez is £80.0m then that would be more wouldn't it?

 

[Kikarian]

Nathan you have the best stories to tell you're grand kids, you honestly do.

 

[K1LLER7]

I don't why the fuck Lavezzi was hiding behind Messi when I was taking corners haha

Crossing/corners are broken on Fifa.

I've got Caroll in my World Cup Fantasy Team and he wins every header in the air lol

 

[Yurt]

Modric - Kroos
-------Vidal

damn i just gave myself a boner

have a bad day

They just don't make footballers like they used to.

NOPE

and he was loyal too <3

 

[FootballFan]

Modric - Kroos
-------Vidal

damn i just gave myself a boner

Are Kroos and Modric going to Juve in this post, or are Kroos and Vidal joining Madrid?

 

[Yen]

It's shocking that Barca's opening bid was £70m. I was sure they were going to totally low-ball us.

Liverpool have spent £40m this summer on Adam Lallana, Rickie Lambert and Emre Can, have deals lined up for Divock Origi and Lazar Markovic, and Brendan Rodgers hopes to reinforce his defence with Dejan Lovren and Ryan Bertrand.

A net spend of ~£10-20m on those 7 players would be good. I think we need two attacking players to replace Suarez though. Markovic and: Shaqiri, Konoplyanka, Sanchez?

 

[pulga]

have a bad day



NOPE

and he was loyal too <3

fuck off youre shipping Vidal off to Manchester United for chrissakes, Vidal deserves better than that!

 

[Wilbur]

Nathan you have the best stories to tell you're grand kids, you honestly do.

I'll never have them at this rate

 

[Freewheelin']

I don't why the fuck Lavezzi was hiding behind Messi when I was taking corners haha

Yeah that was weird :lol, never seen that before!

 

[omgkitty]

have a bad day



NOPE

and he was loyal too <3

I hope we bring Bergkamp in to coach soon.

 

[FootballFan]

It's shocking that Barca's opening bid was £70m. I was sure they were going to totally low-ball us.

Yenrot pls reject it.

He is worth 500million

He can win you the PL.

Just keep him.

 

[hiroshawn]

All bets lodged. Cheers.


I'm just gonna post this in advance.

 

[K1LLER7]

If that ridiculous 80m squids transfer is real then yeah, pretty sure m8. Stop believing Plug's Illarramendi prices lol.

Neymar cost €87.2m, if Suarez is £80.0m then that would be more wouldn't it?

Wasn't the Neymar transfer over £80m after they did the whole breakdown of the transfer?


More importantly, How much are they paying Suarez's parents?

 

[Kikarian]

I'll never have them at this rate

loooooooool