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[KidA Seven]

Modric - Kroos
-------Vidal

damn i just gave myself a boner

 

[Scum]

Please watch this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSgDLZhs9Qo

I can't Sc*m, I CANT

It's just fucking brilliant to see such an ambidextrous player. Too many cunts nowadays seem to forget they have two feet.

 

[K1LLER7]

It's just fucking brilliant to see such an ambidextrous player. Too many cunts nowadays seem to forget they have two feet.

 

[FootballFan]

Wasn't the Neymar transfer over £80m after they did the whole breakdown of the transfer?


More importantly, How much are they paying Suarez's parents?

Nah, after the breakdown that is what it went to. Before the breakdown the initial fee was £48m(€57m) but after breaking it down officially it went up to £69m(€87m)

 

[Yurt]

fuck off youre shipping Vidal off to Manchester United for chrissakes,!

Yes

I hope we bring Bergkamp in to coach soon.

Oh man Bear-cum is not ageing well </3

that's Nedved a few months ago

eternally a rockstar <3

 

[Yen]

Yenrot pls reject it.

He is worth 500million

He can win you the PL.

Just keep him.

Your club needs a whole new backline*, you gave away Thiago and Fabregas for peanuts, Xavi is dead, and you are going to pay £80m for a man who has bitten three players, got done for racism, regularly kicks and stamps, despite the fact you already should have the best front three in the world.

*signed two goalies though, fairplay

 

[KidA Seven]

It's just fucking brilliant to see such an ambidextrous player. Too many cunts nowadays seem to forget they have two feet.

 

[Scum]

Go back to bed, Killer.

Your club needs a whole new backline*, you gave away Thiago and Fabregas for peanuts, Xavi is dead, and you are going to pay £80m for a man who has bitten three players, got done for racism, regularly kicks and stamps, despite the fact you already should have the best front three in the world.

*signed two goalies though, fairplay

Just fucking madness.

 

[FootballFan]

It's just fucking brilliant to see such an ambidextrous player. Too many cunts nowadays seem to forget they have two feet.

Pedro is Mr. Ambidextrous.

FIFA games switch his "Preferred Foot" stat every year lol. One game says Preferred foot: Right, next game says left, next one right etc.

Pedro - The Ambidextrous - by HeilRJ, same guy that made that Nedved video above.

 

[K1LLER7]

Nah, after the breakdown that is what it went to. Before the breakdown the initial fee was £48m(€57m) but after breaking it down officially it went up to £69m(€87m)

I read it was over, but that must have included all his wages which amounted to 30m+.

Anyway, would be better to keep Sanchez and use this money on some legit defenders. Yedlin and Marquinhos.

 

[Sviatoslav]

I have a

Spoiler

bad

feeling we're going to sign Fellaini. Who can resist dat Belfro midfield partnership?

 

[K1LLER7]

I have a

Spoiler

bad

feeling we're going to sign Fellaini. Who can resist at Belfro midfield partnership?

Fellaini + 10m for Witsel pls.

 

[FootballFan]

Your club needs a whole new backline*, you gave away Thiago and Fabregas for peanuts, Xavi is dead, and you are going to pay £80m for a man who has bitten three players, got done for racism, regularly kicks and stamps, despite the fact you already should have the best front three in the world.

*signed two goalies though, fairplay

Fabregas is shit, would rather use Roberto.

But Thiago... :'(

I don't know Yenrot. I don't know. Just crazy.

You forgot to mention Mascherano the fake CB extended his contract! YAY!!

 

[Barzul]

Hiroshawn, remember that time you quit?

 

[Elchele]

replacing Di Maria with Kroos must be one of the stupidest things a club has ever done

hope this becomes official soon. Gomez and Kroos gone. Glorious times ahead

 

[K1LLER7]

Fellaini to replace Kroos.

YES PEP

 

[FootballFan]

replacing Di Maria with Kroos must be one of the stupidest things a club has ever done

hope this becomes official soon. Gomez and Kroos gone. Glorious times ahead

Pep is still there though..

 

[Scum]

Fabregas is shit, would rather use Roberto.

But Thiago... :'(

I don't know Yenrot. I don't know. Just crazy.

You forgot to mention Mascherano the fake CB extended his contract! YAY!!

Neymar --------- Messi ---------- Sanchez
---- Iniesta --- Biscuits --- Rakitic ----
Alba -- Hummels -- Marquinhos -- Alves
------------------ ter Stegen -----------------

A. Cole on a free
Another CB and CM
Never play Mascherano at CB and rotate him with Biscuits instead
Find a RB to replace aging Alves

 

[Elchele]

Rummenigge said Højbjerg won't go on loan.

Now it all makes sense. The Pierre-Emile era has started.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

Marca say Kroos is absolutely a done deal. 25m, 5 years, official after the WC.

Bievenido a Madrid, Toni.

it just dawned on me

Toni Kroos is just a white Patrice Evra

 

[omgkitty]

Where will di Maria end up? I know Arsene was very interested last summer and wanted him with Ozil, and it didn't happen. Think he's focused more on Sanchez now though.

 

[Scum]

it just dawned on me

Toni Kroos is just a white Patrice Evra

Only Bacon could have noticed this! I'm not even surprised!

 

[pulga]

replacing Di Maria with Kroos must be one of the stupidest things a club has ever done

hope this becomes official soon. Gomez and Kroos gone. Glorious times ahead

considering this isnt the case (yet, at least), this is one of the stupidest things you've ever posted

 

[Tubie]

Fabregas is shit, would rather use Roberto.

But Thiago... :'(

I don't know Yenrot. I don't know. Just crazy.

You forgot to mention Mascherano the fake CB extended his contract! YAY!!

It's a shame Barca has to use him as CB. He's an incredibly good defensive mid, way better than Busquets imo.

 

[FootballFan]

Neymar --------- Messi ---------- Sanchez
---- Iniesta --- Biscuits --- Rakitic ----
Alba -- Hummels -- Marquinhos -- Alves
------------------ ter Stegen -----------------

A. Cole on a free
Another CB and CM
Never play Mascherano at CB and rotate him with Biscuits instead
Find a RB to replace aging Alves

Scum pls. You are using your brain, that will never happen.

We need a more defensive rightback, kinda like Abidal was, but on the opposite side.

Abidal was great at defending, pretty tall and could play CB.

It's no use having 2 Dani Alves', one of them(Alba) is much better than the other too.

Alves to PSG. Timurid pls sort it out.


I wish Song, Cuenca, Masch, Alves etc just left already.

 

[Scum]

considering this isnt the case (yet, at least), this is one of the stupidest things you've ever posted

What have you done with Isco?

 

[FootballFan]

It's a shame Barca has to use him as CB. He's an incredibly good defensive mid, way better than Busquets imo.

That is just crazy-talk.

Busquets is quite literally the best actual defensive mid in the world(not box to box like Vidal/Yaya etc).

He is a cunt, but an amazing player.

I agree that Masch shouldn't be played CB though lol.

 

[Sviatoslav]

Fellaini + 10m for Witsel pls.

There's almost no point in having one without the other. Just look how beautiful they are together.

 

[Scum]

Scum pls. You are using your brain, that will never happen.

We need a more defensive rightback, kinda like Abidal was, but on the opposite side.

Abidal was great at defending, pretty tall and could play CB.

It's no use having 2 Dani Alves', one of them(Alba) is much better than the other too.

Alves to PSG. Timurid pls sort it out.


I wish Song, Cuenca, Masch, Alves etc just left already.

Any young RB out there that fit the bill?

 

[pulga]

What have you done with Isco?

Isco ended up being the Real Madrid player with most matches played (but not most minutes of course).

 

[Scum]

There's almost no point in having one without the other. Just look how beautiful they are together.

Now post the next shot, where Felliani falls off the bike.

Isco ended up being the Real Madrid player with most matches played (but not most minutes of course).

Can we have Modric back then?

 

[FootballFan]

Any young RB out there that fit the bill?

Nah not really tbh.

Someone like Ivanovic is a good example of what I mean though.

Obviously don't want him, but a player like him. Can go forward ok, is more focused on defending and can also play CB.

 

[wedward]

Pique will be fine if you put him next to someone who compliments him well.

And once he tires of fucking Shakira.

 

[Jarnet87]

Pique will be fine if you put him next to someone who compliments him well.

And once he tires of fucking Shakira.

They missed out, Luiz was the perfect player. The hair, the crazy defending.

 

[Scum]

Nah not really tbh.

Someone like Ivanovic is a good example of what I mean though.

Obviously don't want him, but a player like him. Can go forward ok, is more focused on defending and can also play CB.

Ah. I see. Still though, it's a shame to see Zubi's gone cray cray.

 

[Lightning]

Pique will be fine if you put him next to someone who compliments him well.

And once he tires of fucking Shakira.

Geoff mentioned nothing of Sanchez. Disappointing.

 

[hiroshawn]

There's almost no point in having one without the other. Just look how beautiful they are together.

Those bikes don't fit them. They aren't getting proper pedaling efficiency. It looks like BOPE confiscated them out of the favelas

 

[wedward]

Geoff mentioned nothing of Sanchez. Disappointing.

Yes he did. He deleted it after posting.

@GeoffArsenal: Yes, there's interest in Sanchez. Yes, he has met with Arsenal and keen to join. Talks ongoing.

Fear not Lightning.

 

[Ostinatto]

http://i.imgur.com/u44LN.jpg

that's my fifa pro, and my alter ego

Exactly, we shouldn't take their best midfielder Vidal away from them. We should take back Pogtrayer!


doesn't look that bad

You think that's a 'eww'? This is a ewwww:

 

[Lightning]

Yes he did. He deleted it after posting.

@GeoffArsenal: Yes, there's interest in Sanchez. Yes, he has met with Arsenal and keen to join. Talks ongoing.

Fear not Lightning.

Must have missed it. I fear, until it's official I'll always be nervous about it. Sanchez would be the PERFECT signing. I'd be overjoyed but hate public saga transfers, they never end in our favour.

 

[K1LLER7]

Don't Arsenal need a striker?

 

[Yurt]

ok zabo u win

 

[wedward]

Don't Arsenal need a striker?

I still think we will try and get Remy, but aside from that I don't know who is available that is going to instantly improve us.

I think we will see a front two of Sanchez and Theo or possible Sanchez and Giroud. I think Sanchez will have a pretty free role.

 

[Lightning]

Don't Arsenal need a striker?

We have Giroud. Campbell gonna get his chance to show us what he can do and a returning Walcott can also play there. Think we're good there now.

I've got faith in Campbell.

 

[Elchele]

Sky Italia is reporting that Bayern Munich will sign Levante/Costa Rica goalkeeper Keylor Navas to be Manuel Neuer's backup.

what.

 

[Hasphat'sAnts]

what.

News broke a few hours ago.

Mucho dinero.

EDIT: For Navas of course. A pittance for Bayern I'm sure. Starke could be his man servant.

 

[omgkitty]

I still think we will try and get Remy, but aside from that I don't know who is available that is going to instantly improve us.

I think we will see a front two of Sanchez and Theo or possible Sanchez and Giroud. I think Sanchez will have a pretty free role.

Martinez really seems to want to come to Arsenal. Think 35m is way too much for him though.

 

[ghst]

what.

literal backup. neuer is playing DM.

 

[wedward]

Martinez really seems to want to come to Arsenal. Think 35m is way too much for him though.

Jackson Martinez?

We'll see I guess. Don't think anyone knows what Wenger is planning. Lots of reports that he wants to use Sanchez as a striker, but they said the same thing about Draxula. I have my doubts about it.

 

[Scum]

I still think we will try and get Remy, but aside from that I don't know who is available that is going to instantly improve us.

I think we will see a front two of Sanchez and Theo or possible Sanchez and Giroud. I think Sanchez will have a pretty free role.

Benteke or Lukaku.