Ben Davies apparently. Levy trying his luck with another Welsh Left-Back after he made a £70 million profit on the last one.
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Ben Davies apparently. Levy trying his luck with another Welsh Left-Back after he made a £70 million profit on the last one.
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Vivalaraza
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Good going. Your body adjusts very quickly, surprisingly so.
Are you doing the whole 17 or so hours?
I don't think FIFA said that, just a rumour which gained traction.
Daryl Janmaat to replace Debuchy at Newcastle "apparently". Micah Richards's wage demands are too high, plus he's barely played and is fat so there's that. Seems Holland is our new France with Siem de Jong, Tim Krul and Vurnon Anita already here.
Top targets are Lacazette, Grenier and Cabella.
CHOO CHOO MUPPET TRAIN LEMME AV IT
Top targets are Lacazette, Grenier and Cabella.
CHOO CHOO MUPPET TRAIN LEMME AV IT
Ah. I see.
The_Hitcher89
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Hairdresser small-talk
Yay or nay?
Yay or nay?
and a new French player from PSG
Maybe we're going to loan him out again, I don't know
but he NEEDS more playing time, I don't want us turning him into another case of Ashton Kutcher and MURDERING his career Mimmo's agent
19 is too young I suppose
Yep doing it properly. Went round a mates house on the first night and have literally never eaten so well in my life, had a great time.
Properly concious about my breath though =/
I don't mind it. I won't initiate it though. Lemme check my hair's evolution in to greatness in peace pls.
why not?!?! :lol don't be weird Hitcher!! :lol
So are you going away this year Hitch?
Shatner's Bassoon
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All small talk is nay.
The_Hitcher89
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I just don't talk much, and I'm not good at it
'Going anywhere on holiday this year?'
'Nah'
...#...
edit: YES MASTADON. That rancid excuse for a conversation above actually happened about half an hour ago
I just don't talk much, and I'm not good at it
'Going anywhere on holiday this year?'
'Nah'
...#...
Like one of those MSN conversations from back in the day.
u ite
ye u
ye
asl
Apparently on Friday everything was agreed and Davies was about to visit our training ground when Swansea's chairman did a Levy and suddenly upped the price to £12m from the 8 that was agreed. Seems the deal will now be done for £10m.
I can't talk to my barber ever since I accidentally slapped him on the butt.
FootballFan
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Listen to the GiantBombcast before you go. Once ur there, call yourself Drew Scanlin. For the smalltalk you basically use all the stuff that he mentioned on his podcast.
The_Hitcher89
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FootballFan
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I shouted 'Jason' but she didn't seem too amused
Women
Does she push her boob onto you when she cuts your hair?
Think, what would bud do.
Last time I took in a book to read because I dont like small talk, I asked her if it was ok and she said yes, she then proceeded to shoot the book with spray water whenever she was using on my hair till it was unreadable.
Why do people suck?
I fucking hate it. Getting my hair cut is one of my least favourite things in the world, and this is mostly why.
Last time I went it was a guy who didn't say a word. Best haircut ever.
The last season at Dortmund, he gained the nickname chubby fairy by his teammates.
Klopp got him in form though, looks like Pep can't.
It's awesome if you have a friend as hairdresser
Talking about football the entire time.
But not for you, eh Yurt? http://i2.minus.com/ieWQRwVFXk29S.png[IMG][/QUOTE]
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LOOOOL omg :lol next time just say "Nah, you?" at least :lol he/she/it was just being nice and making small talk reallyI just don't talk much, and I'm not good at it
'Going anywhere on holiday this year?'
'Nah'
...#...
edit: Fucking hell Nathan
'Going anywhere on holiday this year?'
"JASON'
'...w-wha..m-my name is not Jason'
'PRESS X FOR JASONAWJ#@%'
...x...
FootballFan
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Who takes a book to get their hair cut.
Good on the hair dresser for teaching you a valuable lesson that day.
Next time ask for 'The Adnan'. He is the new Beckham.
It's awesome if you have a friend as hairdresser
Talking about football the entire time.
luckily my hairdresser is a Moroccan who speaks English and loves football! Barcelona.
can you imagine standing there for HOURS working with customers like Nathan and Hitch? Yikes
LabouredSubterfuge
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Poor Vidic
FortuneFaded
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I cut my own hair. It's a lot simpler.
Someone with very long hair who doesnt want to talk to their hairdresser. She created the problem not me, she agreed to me reading a book. Just because people dont take books to haircuts dont mean its a bad idea.
I've had the same hairdresser for 21 years so every haircut usually turns into 30 minutes of casual flirting.
Willkiller
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Yeah...poor guys.
Nathan's hair is gonna take long I guess.
Usually I need 30 minutes that includes washing while sitting in a massage chair.
Bit of an age gap unfortunately. Massive chebbs though.
I don't know why strangers whose job it is to make my head look acceptable feel like they have to pretend to be interested in my life just to get a tip
Fuck off
Do your job
Let me pay the agreed price and leave
I save that for taxi drivers. It comes up when I say I'm studying politics.
FootballFan
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I'd see it as disrespect to my profession if I were a hairdresser m8. But something that would be too rude to tell you not to do.
Read that as Ever Banega.
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