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[OriginalThinking]

Sanchez is overrated IMO. Plays way too much with his head down, yes it's difficult to get the ball off him, but normally he holds onto it too long and slows down the play.

It won't be a great loss for Barça. Will be interesting to see how he fares in the EPL should that happen. Pace to burn, poor decision making.

 

[WJD]

Ask her for a blumpkin.

I had no idea there was even a name for that. Never again.

 

[Yurt]

I don't know why strangers whose job it is to make my head look acceptable feel like they have to pretend to be interested in my life just to get a tip

Fuck off

Do your job

Let me pay the agreed price and leave

oh my

I'd hate to be your hooker

 

[Wilbur]

Balls, the cleaner's here and I'm bursting for a poo.

u have a cleaner?

If so you are rich enough to afford shitting on her

 

[Mr Cola]

I'd see it as disrespect to my profession m8. But something that would be too rude to tell you not to do.



Read that as Ever Banega.

People from all walks of life need haircuts, people who are good at talking, people who dislike talking, people with anxieties and those who are very open. If I ask nicely, respect the answer and make sure that im not impeding the process I do not see the problem. On her side if she agrees then goes out of her way to fuck up my book by spraying it absent of my hair, then quite frankly fuck her and she has lost a customer. I usually tip aswell and she forfeited that.

 

[FootballFan]

Sanchez is overrated IMO. Plays way too much with his head down, yes it's difficult to get the ball off him, but normally he holds onto it too long and slows down the play.

It won't be a great loss for Barça. Will be interesting to see how he fares in the EPL should that happen. Pace to burn, poor decision making.

Please don't remind me.

This Suarez crap is pissing me off so much. I hope he flops so hard for us if he joins.

Messi, Sanchez, Neymar, Pedro, Tello is enough for attack. Defending is obviously the fucking problem, but let's sign an idiot for a stupid as shit price.

 

[Yurt]

ManUtd Stuff ‏@ManUtdStuff 40s
Juventus will accept a €40m offer from Man Utd for Arturo Vidal. [GdS]


Welcome to United

ManUtd Stuff ‏@ManUtdStuff 46s
United have made a €50m bid for Colombian winger Juan Cuadrado. [bild]

UNITED GOING HAM

 

[confuziz]

ManUtd Stuff ‏@ManUtdStuff 40s
Juventus will accept a €40m offer from Man Utd for Arturo Vidal. [GdS]


Welcome to United

But why. Pls explain.

 

[WJD]

u have a cleaner?

If so you are rich enough to afford shitting on her

We're definitely not rich enough to justify having her. She's scouse and always moves the fucking toaster around and unplugs the telly. Mum's just too soft to sack her.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

FF will be wanking over Suarez by December

Book it.

 

[Wilbur]

oh my

I'd hate to be your hooker

There's mutual acceptance with a hooker that once you have felt each others juices it must be easier to be more comfortable and open around them. All hairdressers do is shave my head. It takes fifteen minutes to do. You don't care whether or not I'm studying or going on holiday. You won't remember my name the moment I leave the shop. It's already awkward enough as it is with the risk of you finding dandruff or nits or AIDS

 

[Shatner's Bassoon]

FF will be wanking over Suarez by December

Book it.

It'll be GODrez or something shite like that by then.

 

[Coldnoodle]

ManUtd Stuff ‏@ManUtdStuff 40s
Juventus will accept a €40m offer from Man Utd for Arturo Vidal. [GdS]


Welcome to United

ManUtd Stuff ‏@ManUtdStuff 46s
United have made a €50m bid for Colombian winger Juan Cuadrado. [bild]

UNITED GOING HAM

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[The_Hitcher89]

We're definitely not rich enough to justify having her. She's scouse and always moves the fucking toaster around and unplugs the telly. Mum's just too soft to sack her.

 

[OriginalThinking]

Please don't remind me.

This Suarez crap is pissing me off so much. I hope he flops so hard for us if he joins.

Messi, Sanchez, Neymar, Pedro, Tello is enough for attack. Defending is obviously the fucking problem, but let's sign an idiot for a stupid as shit price.

The guy who we should sign (but will never get him) is Hazard. If we were looking up front. But yes defense is the key. Don't see how Suarez fits. I am still of the opinion that Sanchez at Barça hasn't worked.

 

[Vivalaraza]

Last time I took in a book to read because I dont like small talk, I asked her if it was ok and she said yes, she then proceeded to shoot the book with spray water whenever she was using on my hair till it was unreadable.

Why do people suck?

You read a book whilst you got a haircut?

Hahahahah.

 

[cartoon_soldier]

You guys really can't maintain a conversation for like 20 minutes? Fuck that, I was discussing geopolitics with my barber last week.

He really doesn't trust Russians.

Even Russians don't trust Russians

like in India, Indians don't trust Indians

nothing new

 

[Mr Cola]

You read a book whilst you got a haircut?

Hahahahah.

Yep, would do it again too

 

[EmiPrime]

Jesus just reciprocate the small talk and have a fiddle on your phone like everyone else.

 

[confuziz]

Jesus just reciprocate the small talk and have a fiddle on your phone like everyone else.

Or talk about vegans.

 

[EmiPrime]

Or talk about vegans.

Pls unfollow me.

 

[Yurt]

There's mutual acceptance with a hooker that once you have felt each others juices it must be easier to be more comfortable and open around them. All hairdressers do is shave my head. It takes fifteen minutes to do. You don't care whether or not I'm studying or going on holiday. You won't remember my name the moment I leave the shop. It's already awkward enough as it is with the risk of you finding dandruff or nits or AIDS

hahah maybe I'm weird then, I don't know? It's just small talk and I'm sure they appreciate it.

 

[FootballFan]

Jesus christ.

Scored plenty goals with Messi missing and Neymar in his first season in Europe, plus new coach. Terrible defending all season, puyol retiring too. Transfer ban incoming, only have old defenders and Pique(lol).

What should we do???


I know, extend Mascheranos contract, sell Alexis and spend €90 on a striker who's a biting racist cunt who won't fit in at all as he'll be pushed on the wing.

I've seen Suarez complain when Sturridge doesn't pass to him even in shit positions... What the fuck will he do with Messi and Neymar in the team who like to go alone and dribble so often..

Seriously what are these fools thinking. I'd be 10 x happier if we signed ONE great CB for €90, no joke.


Maybe a bit early for a meltdown but it's just ridiculous. We've needed CBs for at least 3 seasons now.

 

[confuziz]

Hairdressers don't matter. Just cut it yourself. Put a bowl on your head and start cutting. You'll look just fine.

 

[Blablurn]

Jesus christ.

Scored plenty goals with Messi missing and Neymar in his first season in Europe, plus new coach.

Terrible defending all season, puyol retiring too. Transfer ban incoming, only have old defenders and Pique(lol).

What should we do???


I know, extend Mascheranos contract, sell Alexis and spend €90 on a striker who's a biting racist cunt who won't fit in at all as he'll be pushed on the wing.

I've seen Suarez complain when Sturridge doesn't pass to him even in shit positions... What the fuck will he do with Messi and Neymar in the team who like to go alone and dribble so often..

Seriously what are these fools thinking.

I'd be 10 x happier if we signed ONE great CB for €90, no joke.


Maybe a bit early for a meltdown but it's just ridiculous. We've needed CBs for at least 3 seasons now.

 

[subtles]

Imagine being asked the same questions every visit.

perpetual neuralgia

 

[Pennywise]

Hairdressers don't matter. Just cut it yourself. Put a bowl on your head and start cutting. You'll look just fine.

Like this ?

 

[Scum]

Cut your own fucking hair.

Jesus christ.

Scored plenty goals with Messi missing and Neymar in his first season in Europe, plus new coach. Terrible defending all season, puyol retiring too. Transfer ban incoming, only have old defenders and Pique(lol).

What should we do???


I know, extend Mascheranos contract, sell Alexis and spend €90 on a striker who's a biting racist cunt who won't fit in at all as he'll be pushed on the wing.

I've seen Suarez complain when Sturridge doesn't pass to him even in shit positions... What the fuck will he do with Messi and Neymar in the team who like to go alone and dribble so often..

Seriously what are these fools thinking. I'd be 10 x happier if we signed ONE great CB for €90, no joke.


Maybe a bit early for a meltdown but it's just ridiculous. We've needed CBs for at least 3 seasons now.

You better hope some money has been put aside for CBs...

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Goal UK ‏@GoalUK 49s

Williams signs new four-year contract with Swansea City http://bit.ly/1xqQFAY

:lol

Unlucky Hixx!

 

[Yurt]

Imagine being asked the same questions every visit.

perpetual neuralgia

hahah sounds like just another day at the office

"hey how you doing"

"hey how you doing"

"hey how you doing"

"hey howkjlrt,mnw3,emtn *shoots everyone with a shotgun*"

Hairdressers don't matter. Just cut it yourself. Put a bowl on your head and start cutting. You'll look just fine.

but what about small talk? I WANT MY SMALL TALK

 

[Mr Cola]

I find myself secretly hoping the Netherlands go out


For the good of United

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Idk, I really want Gahl to win the WC.

Then have him turn up at Carrington to slog Young and Cleverley in the face with his WC winners medal.

 

[Mr Cola]

Idk, I really want Gahl to win the WC.

You dont think that would make expectations too high? Expectations are already very high D:

I know he can handle it regardless, I just want next season to be realistic.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Name me any food, and burnt pepperoni is better than it

 

[FootballFan]

Name me any food, and burnt pepperoni is better than it

Avocados.

Wow, you are right!

 

[cartoon_soldier]

I just want Brazil to go out

 

[Yurt]

Name me any food, and burnt pepperoni is better than it

alletun > all

 

[Pennywise]

I just want Brazil to go out

But but, they're going to cry :/

 

[Blablurn]

 

[cartoon_soldier]

Is...that real?

 

[Yurt]

delightfully written article on the World Cup

http://grantland.com/features/stop-making-sense/

genuinely fun to read

 

[Hixx]

:lol

Unlucky Hixx!

Was pretty obvious his agent was just using our interest to double his wages.

£5m for a 30 year old is something we won't do anymore.

 

[Blablurn]

Is...that real?

yes

 

[Pennywise]

yes

 

[WJD]

delightfully written article on the World Cup

http://grantland.com/features/stop-making-sense/

genuinely fun to read

That's excellent. Like, really really good.

 

[Blablurn]

 

[L1NETT]

Burnley have signed Marvin Sordell and Matt Taylor (the longshot one)

and Diego Poyet havin a medical at West Ham (good signing that)

Dyche really is a complete fucking moron. Best young english manager my arse. Parkinson > that gravely voiced turnip shaped mug

 

[pulga]

Pls dont attack Pep

Germany are facing a potential crisis ahead of their 2014 World Cup quarter-final against France on Friday. Coach Joachim Low has confirmed seven of his players are showing signs of illness.

While Low did not name any players specifically, he did say that there was a flu-like bug spreading through his team, per The Guardian:

Seven players are slightly ill with flu symptoms. It is not that bad at the moment and it could be partly about air conditioning, the travel, temperature differences. I do not want to make a drama of it. We hope the situation will ease.

 

[Willkiller]

Lose the sponsor and I really like that shirt!

 

[Blablurn]

just buy kroos pls